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yeah. I think we retreated at someone someone to a couple people tweeted it at us with the one with Chris Farley and it's it's unbelievable, to make Chris Farley not funny. Isn't that amazing is like an act of God yeah it really it's impossible to do and he may that they, Chris Farley's, he made Chrissy left Chris Farley hanging out to dry. So mercilessly yeah and then I also have access to the whole episode which I'm going to get into at some point Somebody found a link to it, so wasn't wasn't completely and someone else said it's actually on the apps go into this iron alive. You know whatever on let someone else actually said is one of the better episodes, and then I clicked on that profile in Steven Seagal, if that he does that add by the way before we start in them.

I will hand the reins over to you. We should say for both of those episodes and this one, allegedly allegedly yes, coughing So too,. To year about Lord Jesus Christ. so Stevens girls as we left off his with the mob in which he had. How stuff going out with the mob and then and then you know financial, witness witness against Capo in court, so that brought the attention of this little organization called the FBI, his old style grounds yes and the F b I began investigating Seagal one of their own also due to his connections in association with Anthony Pellicano. Have we heard of him yet? No, we have not.

I like that it's we've got like a seagull and a pelican okay, so Steven Seagal and Pellicano and he's a private investigator. He specializes in working with celebrities and he claimed Kano claimed he had received training from the military in it is audio surveillance and the heat investigated three thousand nine. In sixty four missing person. Cases and solved red single. What? Oh, my god,. either either these people just in the yard or he's pumping up the numbers. So I like that, If you are getting together both just lying to each other completely just like you know, I was a Navy seal in the CIA and he's like I've found over three thousand missing people wow pretty impressive. I can break a man's spine by flicking in can eat a whole turkey without touching it. Well,

I actually, the founder of Aikido sought me out wow. I am what I am a plane, was flying into a building and I stopped at where my hand, where are you it seems like we're both pretty remarkable yeah. Well, unbelievable characters. Yeah I invented pizza. Wow in the nineties, pal economy, just shitload loads of money working with huge clients in Hollywood, like Michael Jackson, Kevin! James Word Stevie, Wonder Electronic Mason problem as bad as it and he became friends, France, with Steven Seagal, probably because economy also interested in Karachi and legibly. He says a black belt sure the others yet, yeah. I mean I didn't know that you needed to bother with all the training it just saying yeah, you just say which makes so much easier to just yeah, I'm a black belt. Actually, I am

black, I'm a now there's a free the reporter who has worked for the New York Times and the lay times her names the Bush And she was stop light. Let's just say everybody out: there is thirteen. Enough. She was okay, we're better than that. We're not going to enough I never even as the store. I never even for me either about just, I just say it- for people who have those dumb little. My right. That was here that I think that's funny. That's not the convict. As you know, the way we're not sophomoric now I need a bush was cut that out is researching a story about Stephen, in this mob ties,

one day she finds a bullet hole in your windshield and a dead fish with a rose on the hook. Along with a note that said, stop my god what kind of crazy mess like you could do, do one of those yeah yeah one is fine, one is actually shot so either as a fisher. My car somewhat shot it may at the funeral. It's such a its, This is what we do. We don't we don't do the one thing right. You gotta have the fish. You gotta have the rose, you gotta shoot the wind, but it's probably happened Pellicano and he's just like pie, like he's like I'll, put a bullet in the windshield and then I'll leave a note that says: stop yeah and we should put a fish on a dash was well. I dunno just well just a shower that, like You know just in case she just thinks. Maybe it was like. Someone threw a rock and left a note. The fish clear you, okay at an

just them offset the smell. Let's leave a rose too Like like a hage, you don't fucking talk. Also, maybe we go out sometime, Yeah, I mean to me it's a little more like Batman's parents, but yeah either way way just a way to let her know like hey enough. Also, we mourn the fish we're. Okay, I told you. I voted pizza, right yeah. I know I read that in the paper so I suspect, was a and he said Pellicano had paid him to do it to an intimidate Bush. Okay, the FBI I thought Stephen had hired Pellicano to intimidate her and hired someone to scare a vanity fair writer need named NED Zeman with a gun, so okay,

Two things are on the same time I like that he pays pelikan on them. Pelikan, as I hire someone to. Hey I found out. I got a lot of things. Go on GM, I'm dealing with the Michael Jackson Stuff deal. Look I get a do the math. I gotta find a kid every five minutes. I a missing person very busy. Is he don't worry? I found a perfect guy. He will banned under pressure. So Pellicles officer rated. They find explosives, grenades all these illegal. Why have roses treasure apes and recordings he gets convicted, but he This is to snatch citing the code of America, which is the mafia quota. Silence share. Ok, that's what yet for Stephen Solemn and go ahead and claimed Kosovo I'm done. We don't reckon you mean plead the fifth

I'm going to plead it. I plead the code of a so pleading the today, the Mafia constitution? I don't gotta talk it's like it's like it. You can't you know snitch on your spouse, it's like that, but it's, but it's in there you just gotta, read up yeah. We have it, it's not just mafia. It's pleading, the fifth, so you gay and now I'm not creating I'm not I'm not pleading the fifth in code, a mental marathon cause. That's how we do ok, okay, you know the guy that you actually hired. He did not plead the merits of code, so. So I got to get a fish, I got to get a rose now,

I gotta go shopping, write that down. I gotta go shopping, that's me and the boys, so the Pelikan Pelican is he goes to jail. So Steven takes a polygraph. and it's really and the FBI investigation, reveals that This was also looking into Michael over its of its was the I, who originally got Seagal the movie deals right. Okay, his original c8 is fake C age and and he's now moved on. He will. He was the president of what this need for two years and now he's not, but so he he had a massive career it turns out over its had hired Pellicano.

In a Bush sues over its Stephen says. This proves that he did not higher Pella Conall and Any claims the F B, I admitted to him that they knew that he had nothing to do with it. Well, that's how the F B, I I mean works, for they do. That runs counter to be absolutely Ass David, you convinced us, we shouldn't say this: what are you doing? I just the guy, so much school because ponytail, it's the right amount. It's like he focus Group did so so he he he want apology, the f. I would never publicly clear him even believes that this is what ruined his career. True, I think we all agree with that.

sounds like sexual assaults, not all of it. Getting. Where is an actual away and yeah. There's none of that. Well, the work well. assaulting other actors, none, but none of this stuff they had like a graphic, his pants so to this days We are still waiting for an apology from the FBI. It will come it's guy. no and then I'll, be in movies again so Two thousand and four at twenty four twenty four year old woman was hired to be Stevens Assistant and on her first day she was told, giving massages was part of the job God she quit that

and when it became obvious that he expected sexual favors from all of his assistance. Yeah I mean just get like the only job that that makes sense for is a masseuse. You cannot be like I'm looking for an assistant to help me with my affairs, okay and I I will want topless massages, but I I need I'm a fuck man, so I need that Part of the job is that I'm an actor writer drag your fuckin. So my advice, I want you to work under the name. I need a bush. So in two thousand and five Stephen released lightning Bolt and Dave, you don't need to tell me we ve all heard the time it all of the movie lightning bolt Lee I mean it's is out

It's not as album it's a book of short store. It's not it's a robot. He made that the only lead, ponytailed robot. It is an asian experience, energy drink, my god. Oh said pictures of the okay right right. Stephen said he had backpack through Asia. Looking for the ingredients believed to keep local disease free for life. Absolutely absolutely Didn't I tells the truth. I was always those ingredients he made lightning bolt the drink, which had quote untold power, cannot be told, plus, heifer, test corn syrup

yes strange it included flavors such as cherry change and asian experience for sure. Yeah. He went on his search. He went on a backpack and search for all the ingredients that the secret to asian call sure he found them, and then he put the yeah. He went high up into the Himalayas and what he file sharing package fat yeah. He found you he found like. What's it called cherry experience, Harry Change, he found cherry change. As you exchange a different flavor shut. Sorry, so he finds cherry change, which obviously has been a big breakthrough, because you hear about it so much, oh yeah and yeah for sure. No, absolutely

Makes sense I mean he was probably it probably like had some guide with him and he was like what are these they're, like cherries he's like cherry change like okay, guys, So so people immediately marked lightning born and it went away as quickly as it had come as actual lightning vs Now Stephen had another love from his childhood. Besides me, slots in that war is music lie. He loved he loved to play the guitar. He started playing the guitar twelve And now that they get, I have memories. That's right and now he decided to share it with the world He released his debut album songs from the Crystal Cave of my God. How? How did it?

Oh, how did that happen? From the Crystal Cave And he sang and played guitar, The music combines rock reggae and country with Buddhist sure which go together. Sarah well Absol, It's like island rock yeah, well that even sort of works sometimes, but you throw. I dreamed it now we're getting. I mean, basically, he just pitched kid rock with buddhist elements with booted was subdued as delegates right here He put out a second album a year later called Mojo priest that came because no six and it feared but live from the crystal palace- is really it's not easy, the top. It featured the single alligator ass.

The are there in a priest, told us Cadillac and he looked him in the eye. It would be great if you just started to get fasting. Two things that dead like we put a bullet in his screen? Put fish in a pose accede and live. There rose the music,

it's terrible, it's not good. It is not the the it's obviously when it's at its worst is when he is singing. The singing does have real. it doesn't help, and it's really bad and the index written deciding how he acts. The blues stars generic! It's it's like how you would expect to just a random white guy to play the blues state, not just a random white Guy Steven Seagal, like you know, I actually bb King sought me out in the hills of Tora Bora when I was a baby, because he saw on a star that he needed to teach me how to play the axe. I would go into more of the songs, but I'm sort of I'm sort of bored by Hollywood, guys starting bands, but this one is a little different, but I understand yeah yeah.

So you know all this movies at this point or are just straight to video like it's all directive, video, there's, no more! There's no more theatre releases, so in two thousand and nine so just alone is in the other movie called the expendable wow It he's type action movie pact of these action stars like Dolph longer and Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mickey Rourke Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme. So all the all the big guys. it's a semester. Stallone reaches Stephen give Steven I yeah in the movie goodbye to all of garbage, better Hollywood you got if Guide John. I would you see my they were you eat. I join up with us.

You know what we're all. Basically do you manage vein This is due in Kyoto,. When I talked to my I doing here right now, yeah yeah yeah. What what will move you right now, the slide. The slide sister. It did not do repeat, or you can just tell me to emerge baby right, landslide sister and there's a gig. Now do the alligator ass. A is good good job may delay with everything I tried enabled by the way is really. The cherry change is a is a very excited to drink to the cherries. Come from the very top of Mount Everest.

so I was doing pretty good yeah yeah. You don't need to tell me. Obviously a lot of stuff grows up that my dad. Don't father was a sherpa, the foliage and he taught me sharper ways. Well, I held a mirror to call. I gotta go the boot yeah I gotta grab day. You know to call so I grabbed it good talk, judo man, you sound, really good too. I do sound good yeah, I ok click click. I think we're both still here yeah, I just I dunno why I just gotta actually hang up now yeah. Okay, I pick. So still offers Stephen. The part and Stephen turns it down, because he he hated one of the producers.

I fear that people in hollywood- you just can't work with you, believe me and, of course it's a fucking massive head, as is the sequel huge, missed opportunity for our hero well, but he's got lightning bolt. That's I'm here he gets married again good, what a lucky, what a poor this time too, she's known as EL bats Suke they had met when he went to Mongolia when he was Looking for actors for his gang of Khan, film went back in two thousand and one she was in center. Pjeter and Nina House sparks will fly Sure yeah: well, what's your around Steven and translating his words yeah yeah, some there's something there so the same year, got married

he started in new television show A reality show called Steven Seagal lawman began airing on right, yeah right, I totally forgot about that. It takes place. in Louisiana's, find Jefferson parish he is a reserve deputy sheriff right. according to Amy quote or a span of almost two decades Steven has regularly gone out on patrol and worked major cases, The series will allow fans to ride shotgun with Seagal as he and his hand, selected elite team of deputies respond to crimes in progress, so basically an ages. Didn't, know that he was a total liar and they're illegal sheriff and I have been for two decades

I thought we would have heard of this like well yeah, I'm! Actually I started a Keto have worked for the CIA, I'm a Navy seal F B. I like we don't if you've ever be live from the lightning gave a musician, and on top of that, I'm a legal sheriff. They're like oh, my god. Wow! She make a show back remember when they came out to every almost like wait. What is going on because Yankee Whisky is still could have been even though like at the time they were like arts and entertainment you're like is. This is either of those what's going on, do what you say, I d at that stage Seagal was a deputy sheriff solving crimes and didn't tell anybody right there. You ve lost its that's it that never happened. Yeah and lit at me.

I guess yeah for twenty years he would have been gone, I'm also a sheriff like he would have never stop saying that. Well considering previous statements, he kind of is dog the bounty hunter because he was a dog for so long. That's right. He was doc. So a cow. The L Times interviewed him about this times Steven showed a picture or of his swearing in from twenty years before this is me quote, they were like put up your right hand, fuck! No, don't actually swear, quote it appears the photo was taken twenty years and at least twenty pounds after the fact college are They didn't. Photoshop photo. They just took wind from like now and we're like yeah. That was me twenty years ago, and it's like no you're.

Now this is also physically people saw him and we're like what's with his. This is like when he starts to have the kind of shoe polish, yeah the hair, when I looked rivals kind of these very like it's like it's all, very the goatee. Everything is very sort of like it's he's doing sprayed on hair. and just like, died or put shoe polish in it or something, but it looks crazy like it's right and he also told the l a times that he went to the police Academy in LOS Angeles. It got certified, so the l a times checked and there was absolutely no record of him going to the LOS Angeles to police fence. I didn't know they were going to check that. I thought I normally. I could just say things so

It is second seasons, even hired hired an assistant, she was excellency swimsuit massage? Oh my god. What is the deal he found through a Craigslist ad, which is always what you do in show business how he has an e like how could he should then be like we should add an assistant, Gid studies Don't worry, I found a model from Craigslist or, like Stephen, please can you like talk and first it's email every now and then I kid he flew her out on a private charter jet. He does that money upon arriving. She learned she was to be more of a sex slave. He kept her confined in his mansion. and an allegedly sexually assaulted are over five days.

She managed to get out and flee and get to a cab which she hailed while he chased her with a gun equipped with a flashlight. What the fuck yeah I mean. Belongs in places worse than prison, I made it Italy is like he is acting above. The law. She in two thousand ten father the lawsuit accusing Stephen of sex trafficking, because that's what that is re. When this became public. The sheriff stopped. The shell from filming

share. The sheriff department's like yeah, we're a and he was like we're still down to do it as long as you got and they're like no okay yeah. Let's not do it you're right. Let's not you know, we've actually been tinkering with this show about people who hoard cats. We might just go in that direction. Now, again, art and entertainment Annie quote. Stephen was facing an internal affairs investigation immediately following the outcome of the lawsuit and he refused to return to Jefferson Parish. Which time he tendered his the nation so that alas, the pursuit of that show should have been them looking for him. Yes, yes, abso fuckin lulli. If you could even have like convinced him to look for himself been like when we find this son of a bitch, this My address this picture looks a lot like me. Wait a minute. I've got a doppelganger. He would settle with the woman out of court We don't know what she got, but that that went away

actually a and did not care so the show, but instead moved it to Arizona, Maricopa County. home of famed anti immigrant monster sheriff Joe Arpaio pay. They did more. Amy should have had their life it's taken away, the guy. Of sex trafficking. It's also it's it's! Yes that should history of this shit, Like you, how are you not? He has He has so many lawsuits have been filed against him and settled and then there's another one, and there like well Steven. You know this means, unfortunately, we're going to have to go a state away. So it's tough, but that's the best bet. That's as a but this is Hollywood like they don't care about Islam

imagine what are you? What are you saying getting when it works on the show at this point yeah any woman who works on the show. What yeah. So Job Hale is a monster he's received more. Like a jar. Pio is getting involved in this. Yes, he what the fuck, so he is now so Stevens Gall and Joe make prisoners live outside in one hundred and twenty degree heat our up, yeah and Amy like we got a good buddy cap movie is a pretty good pairing. Rapist and racist. They literally went and found the worst sheriff in America, without question? Yes, like we're trying to make Steven likeable. So the only thing we can do is get this guy. Who was the who has thoughts from the eighteen thirties

Our pay was received, multiple complaints of abuse of power and police misconduct, including racial profiling,. now, as so many school shootings sheriff pale and Stephen. Had a little plan have seen teach a volunteer posse how to respond to an active shooter. So so this there's some things going on here, So this shot, it's happening in America and he's gonna get, Steven Seagal, who has no experience with anything like this to teach a volunteer posse so just random, dudes Craigslist yes, a hundred percent random deeds had it was born to an active shooter in a school. He took four random volunteers, through any eight, is a lot yeah takes. two four different shooting scenarios

Twenty five team teenagers act as the students, so actual students county Swat team members It is the shooters. and then Stephen would critique the posse members reactions quote. I am here to try to teach the pie. T firearms and martial arts to try to help them learn how to respond quicker and help protect our children. What and everything I know about these. I've made up what

What policy is responding to school shootings by the way, even calling it a posse is like it. It's all bananas, but yeah apart. So he's basically just put together like a ragtag group of vigilantes to stop school shootings because that's the the flavor ivy, that's like the the flavor right now, so I don't have any standards. Why has none of them. They put Steve The girl with Asia are Pio, with probably Craigslist renegades to stop. School shootings. This wasn't actually aired on the show. This happened like a side thing that the sheriff and Stephen did so well, so this isn't, even you can't even say they did this for the cameras these

crazy assholes just did the goodness of their hearts. They're doing this that the good is their hearts so I can imagine the damage that would be caused from a Steven Seagal Joe Arpaio Posse trying to stop a school. My God, so additional eleven students died because of what Stephen, Joe and parted, wasn't. Even actually a shooter was a play. Okay guy from the posse was the shooter. So so. We stopped him. So how do we let em is still alive and then we re him is still in the policy, so it's know, if you need us we're, So during this Arizona season of Steven Seagal LAW, man.

There was a guy who had gotten a misdemeanor for attending a cockfight and a cop walked by his property and heard animals inside, and he he didn't know he couldn't have animals anymore as part of his misdemeanor. proclamation whatever was re Stephenses animal bases, his pet peace, so that only pet I keep So they decide to apprehend this guy and our pile and Stephen decide to use a tank. Several armed com, are crushing diversionary bombs and dozens of sheriff deputies in riot gear. I'm sorry you just dissed. You started with tank, The other thing you have so little is done about. It would take us out of here and Africa, but they

The arrogance that that and this guy is on probation for car fighting and just has an It's not even on probation for cockfighting operation for going to a cockfight so there just because this guy's keeping animals using a tank and explosives and a Swat team yeah. So this guy's, just like I am fostering these two- in and outside. I do not take shit, kill If you need to most likely, we kill him. So the reason that there was such a giant response is cuz our pale made up that there might be some drug cartel members on the pro. and then sent out a press release for all the media to come they're, basically setting up a fake scenario for the cameras and it's a

an a grade for a guy who doesn't know he's just in there with his animals has no idea that anything is wrong. So the media is there and Steven drives the Hang onto the guy's property is, of course, he's driving the tank, there's, probably the great shot where he's having trouble getting in and Arpaio asked like butter his belly to push him through It's so I'll. Do the tech. Do you have a license for that? I have a license for everything: okay, the drive to the gate. They kill a puppy. Oh my god, why I thought his pet peeve was animal cruelty and the guy had like one hundred chickens and then they had they euthanize them all. What I don't know. Show producers.

I'm sorry, I'm failing to see the yeah yeah. No, it is a raid, Yet the raids not working for anybody The second thing I ever they carry on you and he's got a pet peeve about people harming animals, but he just killed one hundred and one animals that he just kills. One hundred and one I mean he's: what is he making a call stop the show This is try to get the suspect to sign a release, but he refuses. I can't I mean that the of everything shocking, but also the fact that you have not figured out a way to be able to film those. Due to that as commissioner please sign it. What you guys are like framing me as like an animal killer when they killed one hundred chickens at the dog. Please sign it, please sign it or pay. It tells ass, that's their. That Stephen was a member of his party, but Stephen said good. I really don't know But the posse I know I'm on loan out from Louisiana.

He's not on loan outing. not on loan out from the visa hears He is under investigation from internal affairs for sex trafficking. What is happening right now Dave I mean I honestly I don't know how this story keeps going. I think it's constantly it's just like it's just like being on the ropes and it's just blow after bull. I'm on loadout from Louisiana at three clear. He is under investigation for sex trafficking and you're vegetarian yeah, but that's Killed one hundred and one animals today for my show, where I'm a fake sheriff with Joe Arpaio total racist yeah! That's anyway. I gotta get out of this tank.

Aspect. Father loss it, but it was eventually dismissed a court because, according to the new Phoenix Times he quote got rid of his attorney and just gave up. That season did Air on a e, because this was too controversial- it would later air on reels. Are Eu Elzevir, my God reels was like I always yeah yeah. I quote an eight throws out. We got there all the time yet. Emissary salt show that's awesome. that's where we are late, we are literally looking for content. We will do anything right now. We're just read instead, be. Around this exact same time to other women came forward with stories of Stephen hiring them and making unwanted sexual advances all the way up to sexual assault. Does that mean you shouldn't be a sheriff caruth Dave I mean I don't know I'll. Just go with the one word. Yes, you're wrong, of course not Gareth.

now. Fifty nine years old, he was sworn in as a Hudspeth County sheriff's deputy in Texas after he called and asked if he could be one. this has real aside from the SEC, Assault real ever Elvis on barbecue, its vibe really does just like a guy who's. Some people recognise calling asking for guns and badges and people just been like Y yeah, none, of course, its Texas Texas, is where they're, like well yeah. I guess, as long as little as long as Louisiana's not upset cuz you're a loner, that's right! All right sheriff's officials after he called went to. California, with the paperwork for him to fill out to become deputy share,

and the sheriff's office said. Steven would now work full time, secure the border was given the title of deputy chief to the deputy chief. What a weird title! I can't believe that he is still getting green light for anything. It's. I mean border patrol same America from the people coming across the border just want to work at jobs. yeah god I mean, honestly, God forbid- we get to criminals coming across the border. Reading people. Varathane America, dollar and America is fans. This Reynolds, a Gareth Reynolds, know letting you know about substandard. I have coming up. I will be going on a little tour. Please join me if you can Monday may sixteen I'll be at Mcgovern's joke House into Mony Maryland I'll, be at the. U. Hidden stage in Washington DC on May, 17th may 18th I'll, be at the funny bone

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and they bring american celebrities to Russia and the former soviet states, but not for tourism. They're brought there to hobnob with Putin and other oligarchs to up their status, brought up throughout the status of only arcs right he's. MIKE Tyson, Jim, carry Katy, Parry Kanye West, the band kiss and Seagal is on this list. Yes, because, it movies popular in Russia right of course, yeah. I think they based the country around them. And they pay shit loads of money to have these celebrities come over and hang out with you. I like money, money, something I'm super into and they get to be soon they get to BC them and now and I'm sure it's it's. I mean it's again again. It is like you, you gave a good list of celebrities, but it's like

Did Trump like was able to reinvent himself over there to some extent, because it was just like nobody gave a fuck. then he went there and they were like dude stand like nicest hotels tells a news like sure Yoke like it's just like I mean you're a big edition of whatever size, pond you're a big fish and I'm sure there's a big part of it, which is you know these guys are all guards. These guys are all evil. Sons of bitches and there's gotta be a big part of it. That's like trying to also make it seem like there. Kay tooth celebrities like they want the celebrities to go back by other. Actually, nice, like it's a whole fucking, double edged, roared right. So studios want to try some lightning bolt. Still! This is unbelievable. It's got what I'm look at my cherry changes is an incredible energy. I've never felt so excited than my. Oh, my god. My heart is racing. Oh my gosh, my heart goes so fast right now

seriously, like my arms, are like kind of non from these same shit. This cherry change, Jesus Christ, the NEA like blood, coming out of my It's just that my got Jerry kid just saw a shit. I can't break my vision. Is I can't here anymore. This is nothing. This is absolute dodgers payment I gotta. What's up, my heart goes out to buy Jed have the ticket my last breath, oh my god, I'm dying from these lightning bolts. So that's the change and charity change that you're feeling. So that's how it works. He's dead, yeah he's changed I'd like to try one of the lightning bolts. So Stephen Stephen had met Vladimir Putin at the Moscow Film Festival. In two thousand and three and they hit it off got along really well course,

he's like I like to prototype a black belt in Judo, I'm a black belt in Akita, most of the times I can throw people across the room I like to throw people across the room. What the people think it's fabricated. When I do it, people are always trying to poke holes in my strength- and I didn't really like your cigarettes years ago. Like you glad to so in two thousand and ten Bob take Stephen back and his band. For an event with Putin. now, as you get better closer alligator ass. They they both enjoy martial arts. Said so the two brows Really hit it off, they really hang out. After the party sparks fly. They become fast friends, Putin and Steven. Indulgence together, they're dining together doing what to psychos do together right there just hanging absolutely.

see this horse tat in his russian heritage in his I should have looked up at us and actually Ex KGB. I have been every every organization that is interesting to people. I've been a part of my my grandfather helped kill the tsar so yeah. Oh, that's yeah, with Keto right, yes, of course, yeah for before it was invented. He knew so. He had a pre Keto invention he and there's so many ways. He has architect many ways he ought to protect. Advocate, though, will preki do pretty cute, though yeah. It's very interesting, because I, actually I let the people trace, say invention of Judo to my Father before Judo was even invented. My father was throwing people through windows at the you know, houses

sure I kill the tiger. With my elbow, I killed one with my mind: you're the best friend I've ever had urea. He says his grandmother was born in a lab divorce stock and let these eyes doc. He said he spoke some Russian, he claims to be, speak Russian, japanese, italian and English. But there is no video of him speaking anything but English. actually Dave. I just saw it he a whole where he was that's all was translated for Russian, so really yeah. So I feel, like you, probably doesn't speak Russia too. Well. While he was there. He was questioned by russian host and he said quote: I love Russia. Some people love Africa, some people of Mexico, some people of purple, the color purple. I love Russia and I'm not scared to say it.

Sure what a normal list or normal this you know, Steve when you're giving a list to sort of compliment someone I always find due to of what you're talking about and a color. That's interesting yeah, some people of Africa. Some people have Mexico. Some people have purple. I like rush interesting list. Better words for right, there are absolutely words yeah. You know some people like turtles, some people like surfboards some people like noodles, I like Russia, okay, thank you for that interview, also that an exclusive. In two thousand and twelve writer, David Rakoff attended a weekend,

This seminar at the Omega Institute of Holistic studies in Rhinebeck New York now the National right back. It's like a really rich and tv sort of town right. Ok, teacher for this particular seminar was a gentleman named Steven Seagal, also known as Turton Rinpoche's. How I don't understand: how is it happening? How is this? How are all these places like because he is a walking pyramid scheme and yet he is like he's a breathing pyramid scheme, and yet is matter how many blocks you removed from the jenga of lies. The Steven Seagal, the structures still stands, never and never collapses. how does it enter these like these, like headlining? It's insane.

Seven hundred dollar Buddhist would be like age you're about the sex trafficking figure like yeah. We probably should kick them out of Buddhism, like he's going to lead, he'll be in charge seven hundred dollars for a three day seminar. It was on p, I was their biggest draw ever. Actually some real Buddhist guy about seven hundred people for the weekend. He had not had a theatrical release in years. Very even after sitting down to explain Buddhism to his students? He brought that up and he said it was because he became a holy man quote the studios know exactly what they want fighting and I speak,

as I became a lama, I had to establish a line I could not cross and I've taken two years off as a result plus I was so heavy that nobody would believe in what I did any more and I was considered impossible to work with, and I sexually assaulted, every assistance that I had that in conjunction. My moral principles. He also told them how he was introduced to Buddhism, quote I was in a monastery. I was in a monastery in Kyoto, Japan and met monks from Tibet, who had been tortured by the chinese as I was the only one who had studied her biology on manipulation and acupuncture. I treated them and there was an immediate connection. It's just. He only now

why it's like steady. Only language he speaks is just lying. He met, tortured, MOT, Tibetans, and he's the only one and he and he and he was able to repair that with bone manipulation with manipulation and acupuncture. Steven, Seagal, acupuncturist and herbalist, or biologist So I used some cherry change. the fund. I Lies that come out of this guy, the lawless ally's, the level of lies. Everything like it is light is just the one upper everything that anyone says just like. How did you get into Buddhism? Well, I healed beaten. Monks like you can just be likely to interested me like

Breathing has to be like to the nth degree. Oh actually, the founder of a Keto sought me out, like dude just say you like, like you, could like pass some of this stuff I started studying a key. I got really good at it. Everything is to the level of like the founders of sought me out how in the fuck do do tibetan monks end up in his dojo in, like it's so crazy. Everything is crazy. What Poseidon through them to me. So During this weekend seminar, he comes very late to every session. Sure, usually an hour late, the three hour session he showing up an hour late, before he was First, to arrive all the students were specific calisthenics for fifteen minutes. by the way- this is why he was late, but because

he wasn't there. The guy's is how to get The students just keep doing the calisthenics for like forty, I've no worse, and then he shows up resale right now that everyone's exhausted couldn't do it because you would just like all the shoe polish sweat would come down off. It was very obvious that the cows we're going on because he was not there quote. We know We're is not in the building and re. No and re knows it knows. We know the routines are lengthened and repeated. On the final day on the phone, Hey Stephen was two hours late. His three. Our sessions were usually just an hour now because he would come late and then leave early mostly doing is just talking most sweat, sesh most sessions quickly dissolved into question and answers sessions

There are also a lot of people there who just want to see him as the movie actor. So they wanted to ask questions about his movies, but there's in this the people there. We want to learn Brutus right. Those favoured by like this is not the best guy. Well, it's a lot like under siege Woman, one woman stands up and ass how to handle all the hate speech in the world today, mostly the hate speech, that's becoming prevalent against gays and blacks and Steve responded quote: well, I'm blackened gay and I am proud of it. and the audience laughed and applauded. Buddhism, I I can't I don't even like everyone's an enabler everyone. It's like you should at that point, somebody just be hey what yeah very

very well handled very well handled very, well handled. Well, I'm game black and nobody seems to care Yeah, it's oh you'd, be at that point. thank God. He wasn't here for the first two hours. I'd rather do somersaults. Every day, more and more people left by Sunday, half the students were there. On Monday, a student asked why Steven wasn't putting in the time Stephen said: quote: I've never taught as much as I taught yesterday and it comes to a point of diminishing returns as to what

you can absorb. I would be happy to give you your money back and a bonus in my tradition, teachers. Don't explain, I'm not here to take your money, I'm not flippant about people's time and energy and I'm very respectful to everyone, and then they all applauded. Oh, my god, don't clap it's like real time, it's it. So he basically is like look. I could teach you a lot, but you wouldn't be able to absorb all of it. I'll give you a refund yeah which he'd never. is going to do yeah, of course not! No! It's like yeah. I made it essentially it's Trump University. I don't mean to keep making that comparison, but yeah. No, it's definitely there's a lot of flies going around this shit so who knows how much money he made for that weekend, but my God, so

Even steaming goes to prudence and arbitration in two thousand and two is private. The bank would like a huge check and there, like so your names, Stephen Seagal. This is made out to repose shape. That's my buddhas name can. Should I do if I signed the back. Is that it's just that I mean it should be. We do need identification for reimpose Shea right, but his money real yeah. Maybe you don't worry? If you don't need us to catch the check you catch. The check is simple pitch. So Stephen goes to Putin's inauguration in two thousand and two and is there. He visits the russian Judo team, whose getting ready for the Olympics Steven gave russian crowds. I kido demonstrations now there's a video of one he's getting it.

Cato demonstration and cuts to three teenage girls in the stands: fuckin laughing at him, not overly laughing so hard at him cause it's ridiculous. It's completely ridiculous he's big and he's just like. It's essentially he's tapping people in they're, dying, yeah, yeah, right hundred percents, one yeah he also visited visited a factory that makes clear a cough rifles. He went to a parade celebrating the seventieth anniversary of Nazi surrender to the soviets. I was a Nazi Stephen! No, no, not that one. Ok,. Citizens selling as: U S, homes in two thousand and twelve. He had bought a home. For four point.

two: five million dollars in Scottsdale Arizona in two thousand and ten, and he put it on the market in two thousand and twelve part of the description of the home was that it was bullet proof. Oh, my god, that black can't I mean in what it, how what is it I don't know what does that even mean? I don't know windows. Bullet. I bulletproof it wanted amazing claim. This lovely house you'll see here is just beautiful. It's a four bedroom, four bathroom beautiful home to poles. Star Steven Seagal, used to live here, and this house also boasts that it is bullet proof. It cannot be shot, you cannot be shot in it.

well full bathrooms. Today. I don't care about that. Why is it bulletproof? Well, the house is bullet proof, because if you're, if you're Steven Seagal- you don't know- I mean people are just out to get you because you're so perfect in every way, and so he just need to be careful. I mean keep in mind Steven Seagal Basic, It is a Buddhist who invented a key to work for the FBI, the CIA and was the Navy seal a huge movie star. So a lot of people want him dead. so he has a house that is completely bullet proof the yard is beautiful the art. There's a tennis court. We can go see that, after in a SEC at the tennis court, also bullet proof help yourself to some of these tiny sandwiches too, because these are not going to eat themselves. Yeah absolutely so so is bulletproof home did not sell it and stayed on the market. In January, two thousand and thirteen Stephen was sworn in as a deputy sheriff in

Antioch County in New Mexico. Repose Shea raise your right hand. This is a a legit. Multiple serial sexual assault on yeah he was filming the move, a movie force of execution in the area, and they expect him to take on border security. Quote history. Seagal has spent decades in long after tat duck duck. Doctors ago doctors ago, quote, doktor cigar has spent decades. It

enforcement training and has a special interest in the unique challenges our department faces along the border. We are honored to bring that experience to this department as well presidents ago, as far as Hudspeth County Sheriff, he had been doing quote long distance consulting But had not yet returned since he was deputized so two years late I mean so he just like he becomes the sheriff takes off. That is a sheriff and- and I mean. Are you allowed to play the sheriff field on that level? No idea You will allowed to be like a multiple sheriff. I guess. I mean I guess when you are like that. Big of a sexual assault are like most cops are like get him involved. I wonder how much of this is him just getting a license to carry licenses to kill?

hey in two thousand thirteen Stephen set of Putin during an interview. I know him well enough to know that he is one of the greatest world leaders. If not the greatest world leader alive, see it's if you know what it is also reminiscent of his Rodman and yes Kim Jong it it like it's like what? If you are kind of a wash up and a world leader gives you access to a palace and the fruit? of you know the high status of that anywhere. You are like like Dennis Rodman was like he's awesome he's like the best dude. We were like he's like kill tons of people that look as far as I could tell the dude is awesome, so it's just like that you're just like it trust me he's one of the best world leaders. Why cause he likes you pretty much yeah! That's but Rodman made sense because he was on the ninety one pistons yeah. I mean

definitely was a bigger get than Seagal. No doubt so He was invited back to Moscow to visit a newly built sports complex with Putin and Ere he made a deal with a russian gun, manufacture named offices to promote their weapons. And lobby, the: U S, to ease restrictions on russian guns. The idea that like if you need an ambassador to help with the like the? U S like we're, not like this- is not, but doesn't a palm greasy. You think it is so we know that the Stevens has unbelievable reputation in your country biggest. We start still correct that we believe is two different tv shows in the works and multiple movies. Plus

I think both energy drink has shocked the world. They know, like Steven says it's like Gooding a finger up your asshole, but we still think that diet is important. For you know, Stephen listened to Stephen. He is one of your biggest hits. He's easily hit maker is a miles the hyphen that musician Buddhas inventor of Aikido. You know Then, when we talk about the guns, his stuff, you know you guys are so rigid when it comes to our gun situation that Lauer and they'll never listen to Seagal a little bit. So Steven that thought that you wanted to maybe talk to them. Yeah, let you should. Them use their guns. Here, it's really not that bad again, as someone who almost got a star on the Hollywood walk of fame and is not allowed to go to some states because of the assault I've committed against women. Listen to me on violin. Arabs, wow this guy. I it just me or like super charming. So let us know

to drop off the guns and when you give us the money and make it quick, though cuz we like needed fast. So I think I've never been good between Obama and Putin when they first met in two thousand and nine Putin, just braided AMA for two hours about Washington's treatment of Russia over the years and then after putting was reelected in two thousand and twelve things just got worse. And they met they met in again in Ireland in two thousand and thirteen And Obama is trying to get him to stop supporting Assad in Syria. He refused and then Putin came up with an idea to fix the US. Russia relationship Dave up. Let's regular use Stephen Steven Seagal to heal it because

I I feel like did they not have internet there like? How did they not have access to the fact that this dude is over? Like he's? Like don't worry, we have secret weapon, we have the biggest movie start in America and our back pocket because they said he was an american patriot and he knew Russia, Putin spokesman. said Stephen would be the perfect person to show how the countries could get along Burma. Ivins should be an honorary consul of Russia in California and Arizona and then possibly intermediary of the intermediary between the. U S and the Kremlin, I mean just imagine just imagine

demons from what we've heard I incapable of doing most things, but him being in charge of light commute like relaying messages to and from unbelievable. You know what I would do give them one of the briefcases. It's pretty good. I normally find just give him a fifty thousand dollar briefcase. I think the other tip. I think you guys you kill a journalist that America doesn't like, and then America kills journalists. Russia doesn't like right. I think he's got a pretty good plan. The other Obama will do think. I feel like he's great intermediate, Buzzfeed Buzzfeed, said: Babo was clothed flabbergasted a this official said quote: you've got to be kidding, That didn't go over well,

well as well as is like we're not fucking. Dealing with Steven had got my one of those things Seagal where cigars going low sounds like this might happen like as Russia's like we're going like foot to the gas on this. We think this is like a done deal. We finally, some goddamn, respect, In two thousand fourteen Stephen said, the annexation of Crimea was quote entirely reasonable is alright. I'm totally makes sense and is ok to do that years there's it still there's do not interest, but don't you understand That area was announced as the headliner at the August Bootless Blues Festival in Estonia but there was a huge blow back estonian rocker Tony some magic called for a boycott and people were furious and the producers had to pull Stephen from the line of what I mean. I there are a thousand reasons why one would boycott, but

What was their rationale? Why were they the annexation of? Oh okay? the everyone's mad about it in two thousand fifteen This is so random that this article was just in the Washington Post and two thousand. Fifty in the Washington Post, reported Quote Stevens ago has apprehended hundreds of people working as a policeman quote the thing I like The best is forming a team where we go after high risk warrants for people who are armed and dangerous murderers, bank robbers, rapists kidnappers Those are the guys I like to get so a lot of times. I'm busting myself a lot of times after me and the Washington Post, It's like dude, it's just a random article like why the crazy I've apprehended hundreds of the many many hundreds. I don't even know how many hundreds. I bet you don't Stephen. I bet you mean he's lost count of the.

When would you fucking do this You don't do that. Not I'm career, there's not enough time for all the things he saying he does not. It's like nine lifetimes worthy of lie, yards crazy. Every everything that gets brought up he's done and he's done it. The best. now in two thousand, fifty fifteen Stevens Blues band played a concert put on by Pro Putin Biker Gang in the korean peninsula. onstage near Stephen, was a flag of the d and are a pro russian separatists group in Ukraine. The crowd waved pro russian and DNR flags. While his band played that year, Putin and Steven appeared together at the eastern Economic forum in of lattice.

Stock, so he's just fall into an economic, for none of it makes sense like he's, even if you thought that he gave you some like like credible the yap in that, in an economic forum, I mean the guide, the only monetary system he knows is brief case bribery. What will I think that Putin wants to elevate him to be some sort of diplomat? I mean it's just a weird basket to toss yeah I had a percent actually does know what he's denies. Actually pretty I'm sorry, I doubted you stupid, in two thousand and fifteen December. He goes to Serbia and meets with the president, Prime Minister, and he said

and afterwards he would do quote everything possible to promote Serbia worldwide and wanted to set up an Kido school there? Absolutely because he knows how to do that. So anyone that likes him Get me to get its he's like Rodman, anyone that likes him he's just like you, you have such great taste and who you like that I will do everything to tell people how great you're just keep giving me stuff and making. We feel like I'm movie stars do and wherever he can do, I Keto cause. He thinks it makes him you know famous wherever he does, that, like he looks like a bad ass right, sure, yeah, no we've seen him like we've set of skills where he touches a guy with two fingers. Man dies, so they asked him to train the serbian special forces in I keep. Oh, that's not

like we were out there. We touched the we touched the guys, but they did not fall down. We don't have those when they're do it. Doctors ago ex month. He return and he was given serbian. He was good serbian citizenship in for setting up a martial arts school in Belgrade and training? We pay special forces mean who stop claiming him as good like eat. Nobody like He should be on like a v h. One reality show he should not be at economic forums and be given citizenship because of his martial arts training. It's really I mean he looks like a guy. He looks like a guy pretending to be Steven Seagal at this point. You look real bad Steve. Seagal Impersonator, he looks like a Steven Seagal Halloween costume, yeah illegal, like one of the ones

you like it, show up any bailing out just shoe polish for the goat, member of two thousand sixteen Putin Grand Stephen russian citizenship? A Kremlin spokesman quote. This was his desire. It been really persistent for a long time and then asking to grant him citizenship he's actually renown for his quite warm feelings toward our country. He is he he is Eastern Europe. Elvis I mean that's what he is. Just like try to rack up like points like he's. Just like it's really insane he was given a russian passport which Putin signed himself. Now he was able to open up a martial arts school in Russia and then in that year he toured Ex soviet countries in the name of world peace.

He visited incredible human rights, violator dictator, Alexander Lukashenko of Belarus, oh and that it goes like you are like so awesome is like you like a big polar bear, so we should shoot exactly. He was there to spread both world peace and because he had a consultancy, tracked with a belarussian online game developer. I mean it really is like it. It's it's very obvious, but it's the fact that he is so. You must be making bank yeah municipal mean he really must just be making shit loads of money, but again he's going to like it is in the worst, like is the worst body to be making Yeah one hundred percent- again I mean this guy has no standards, so you know they're, like he's probably Belarus, the guys like that sexual

salt, while men, the? U S a sum, ass, the knees. I know it's crazy and the dictator's farm the dictator dug up and picked vegetables. As Stephen watched, as he looked at Watermelon Steven said: wow, nice and padded one yeah. Then Stephen was given a freshly dug up and skin carrot and he ate it it's amazing of it's amazing, I'm sure there's I've found a gift and put it up on twitter of him eating were eating propeller. she had floor carrot and I think, while he was very else's it I had relatives we have. I have wherever you goes he's like. I have some belarussian blood, I'm from everywhere

I have belarusian blood. It's in a jar in my dojo. He spent time human rights, abuser and Kremlin backed ruler of Chechnya, Ramzan Kadyrov. He went to curse, extend Stan and opened the World Nomad Games coming out on a horse dressed in medieval armor, caught what while he was, it says this is quite a quite a last chapter is gecko caught While he was there, he told reporters quote you guys are lucky, because you have, in my opinion, a great president here, because Kitty likes me best you see nobody likes me any more. So when I meet people like we there the best cause, I'm the best A lot of people didn't know that until these people started treating me so well

Even said he planned to shoot films there and wanted people who could do stunts on horses and beautiful women. Yes, please, please piece, you could just me arrive women if there's one thing prove it. There's orders the reporters all applauded and when his press conference was over, they all took a picture with them. That night he played guitar at a charity dinner of one thousand dollars ahead. It's like his life is the Truman, show, everyone is pretending that he is a good real person and in reality, he's just a useless shit bag to him. It's all working he's bullied, I mean obviously like he's he's. Never going to know what it's like to feel like

the loser that he is yes, because everyone around him he's big enough, because their countries are not do not have access to anyone that he is feeling like. He is he's. Alastair and he can wherever people sour on him, he can go somewhere else and find people who die. Yes, yeah he's going to be like with Duarte and be like he's so good. at killing drug? I I left it out. He does go to Duarte. There is, I tell you forgot to put it in here. He did go. Are you being serious? I truly seriously. There was a door to oh, my god I forgot like everyone who is the worst like us a bit like these are the best places it people because and I've so ego maniacal, oh my god.

And two thousand seventeen President Delors Dort Door to door. Tat met with actor Stephen Seagal in in the Philippines. They did a picture pose. without their fists out and Seagal had arrived in the Philippines, to look for okay, a location for his new movie about illegal drugs and other crimes that he will be committed out yet yea. For sure definitely make your movie about illegal drugs there. That is definitely the model for sure. He also told Seagal that he used to take karate. yeah force course, they all are. The biggest guy course is allowed there is no longer here just the worst, the most people find the worst people and and the worst people

if the other, worse people up it's like a club and you keep rising raising each other up and it's just fuckin worse people nightmare. That's what that that's, but what it! But it is a party at the bottom of the barrel yet when you crane hears that Stephen has reticent russian citizenship, they ban him from Ukraine for five years sang ease and national security risk nice. Finally, me, too breaks Stephen, is obviously named by many, and I recall bring of an interview from nine in the eighty eight comes out and it said it's a male reporter and he Ask Stephen: if there are any differences between male and female reporters Public Stephen Quote the few times. I had a hard time. It was usually with women when somebody

It is on a tour he's there to talk about is filled not about who we fucked or who he would like to fuck or who was wife was with ten years ago. They should go in a porno graffiti instead of journalism, if they want to hear that shit. So the rapporteur says was that cause women, don't like action, films and Stephen said quote one time, I'm sure that's what it was and another time it was just some dumb content. That is a liar and wanted to be sincere, I Stevenson, one journalist had pretended to be in love with him and then wrote lies about him in her magazine. He said quote. I think belongs in a zoo but a zoo of fucking dirty whores God, Christ there is no. There is nothing about this person that is worthy of redemption yeah. I mean it's like it's

I mean, even though the world of shit bags, like he's like this shitty, is bag and look If this is nineteen, eighty eight And he sang this in interviews. There's no fucking way Michael Oh, it's didn't know, that's who this guy was no fucking, Now, I will say I didn't put it in here, because it's all very it's it's the thinly held together, but there is a belief that over she was doing the mob favors- and this was one of the favors Steven Seagal- was one of the fit. Oh. What what yes for

sure it doesn't help that he had an association with Pellicano and did the whole stuff like it's. That is so crazy. I mean that is that actually, that is that I that makes the most sense of anything. I've heard. Doesn't it yeah that, like that, he was just like a mob, pawn, yeah, yeah and, and they unleashed like it would make like like he has the town Of mob scouting, yes totally in ninety in nineteen sorry in to that seven hundred and eighteen Puta name Steven as a special envoy to the United States. He was wait, nah, we're good with that. We don't know our God is Trump now the turnaround NATO turn out fine and he loves and and Steven loves

like there's, still the best actually star ever in my opinion, if I were to make movies, I feel like you'd be. Thank you, Sir I actually have opened a lot of Iquitos studios in New York. Well, that's you know. Trump University. We could have absolutely used a taquito course. We would love to aikido course. That would have been great, so He was to work on humanitarian issues between the US and Russia and also quote crusher arts, science, education, sports public. And you think what it does, what are all those things again, what an english humanitarian, humanitarian yeah I've! If you read some of my recent quotes, I'm the guy for humanitarian is absolutely

at least what the Russian Ministry of Foreign Affairs said. Stephen quote: I've always had a very strong desire to do all I can to help improve russian american relations. I have work time Always I literally, three hours one weekend in this action for many years unofficially- and I am now grateful for the opportunity to do the same officially It's been a hobby of mine. We you know it's almost worth it. It's almost worth it just just to get him and Trump room and hear them talk to each other in just Jesse. the lines of like why building that would just go on of How long they ve been doing things to help things that they have been helping forever, how many things they ve invent that they don't even know about like they would just be like making up terms and be like. I study Brickstock,

I actually I love Brigstocke and I was doing a lot of breaks back in the eighties. You know I actually was and my father invented break stuck and then he left it to me in a book. I actually remember reading that book and I was one of the first people who published the book break stack, so it's an amazing art form. If that's what it is oh my god, so. More allegations come out in late, two thousand and eighteen chevy. these story resurfacing Porsche Rossi accuses him model value that these. He is accused of re.

There are multiple assault charges where accuses remain anonymous. So what do you do? Well, you go on Alex Jones and for Wars- oh my god, oh my god, and he he says he is the victim of a asked, well funded conspiracy right, he's he's even by the way he's taken himself down there's no, nobody has Take Steven Seagal down Steven Seagal is dropped himself. He says forty percent of sexual assault allegations coming during me too, are made up and he vowed revenge on.

People who are lying. Ah, I mean he's he's he's going on Trump. That, basically I mean it is it's where I just like it. You it's like. You know, there are a lot of shit bags, but. If you go that direction, you are a conscious list being you are like unable No, he has no he's like it is the result of psychotherapy unless it's yeah, it's it's like its ear. Psychopath yeah, like it's like he's off to a level that they should be in a hole right and you'd be like. I actually invented this whole align they'd, be up down. There was I decided to live down here, because I wanted to learn about the Hall Jesus Christ. He doesn't stop talking

I mean what would be so great as he if this fucker went into prison. and was trying to lie his way through shit in prison because those guys smell fucking liar in a heartbeat. Two days later, they like Steven Seagal, skinned and preserved the morning is spending more and more time in Russia he bought. I was there. He said to become governor of primordial cries. I guess whatever you call it territory since that's where his his family was from, of course, it's impossible because one can't have dual citizenship and be a russian governor, but he would like to be that is this new House bullet proof? Do we know that we don't know has to be now with all that Steven. Obviously had to get involved in crypto currency in February, twenty twenty he faced, arches from the SSC for failing to do

it payments from Bitcoin to GEN a k to g. He was paid. Two hundred fifty thousand and given seven hundred fifty thousand worth of b to G Crypto to be spokesperson and brand ambassador for the currency. Yes, wow, He paid a one hundred and fifty thousand dollars fine and a aid not to promote any securities for three years. How So when this powder fucker commits crime that is financial, oh now, they get him right. Now they get him. but where is Johnson's of women's dozens of women, then nothing. Last year. became a brand ambassador for treat a

I did Arab Emirates based armor vehicle manufacturer Stevens, What is the commercial actor? Stephen quote? I'm interested in weapons, military history, tanks and armored car as and I had heard about street, I was very impressed. these armored vehicles are probably the best in the world, but wasn't he the guy? Who was TIM Poche, who wouldn't do movies anymore because of the violent nature, and that's why I retired from Toys like I've always been into murder and vehicles abyss day, chick fil. A anyone ever has of a fucking check is what he believes it. Every I use new is new philosophy is whoever is paying him. I always believed in fake money. That's why you know I always believed in energy drinks you know, the board violet. You know

we wanted armoured tags. You know I have a big animal rights guy. You killed a hundred of what randomly one day soon It has been accused of selling armoured vehicles to United States gang members and in war torn countries like South Sudan and Libya. So he he is. it. He give a shit, doesn't give a shit, but at some point. You gotta take away his EC status. Yes, at some point, Buddhists have to be like hey. This guy seems like it. Maybe is not matching up with our thoughts Eddie and he and Elle two kids together. So he now, I believe, has seven children altogether now he's he's a grandfather twice over and has three times is to grant. And then a granddaughter he's got a great grandpa. in two thousand and twenty one Stevens Our joined the pro Putin Political Party in Russia, patriots for truth.

As of today, Stephen has taken and is even a pronounced, a good association with truth for sure, he's a good, even approach ukrainian innovation calling for peace between the countries and giving a now add to the role of the US and NATO her imperialism, but really nothing against. Guy named Vladimir Putin. So he's just like really innocent and all we need peace will, who need who can bring. Peace got well now it's hard to tell that. We need to figure out a way to get peace, but I want to keep my home here. All this bullet Proof House member went on the market in two thousand and twelve. He saw this two thousand and twenty one for three point: five: five million he paid four point: sixty five million he lost millions million lost a million dollars on it.

his tome of Tennessee sold for eight hundred and eighty thousand and two thousand and eight he bought it for one point, five million so he's so he has many skills among them is playing the real estate market. He really knows how to play like when to buy when to sell Liberty two thousand twenty two. He sold his ranch in Shasta Valley for seven million. He had previously listed it for twelve million. I couldn't figure how much you paid for it, but I'm sure he took a loss. Let's just say more. He still a home in LOS Angeles and a home in Louisiana. Stephen made more than forty films in his car? air, which now spans thirty years. His movies earn more than two billion dollars the box office, and

reportedly worth sixteen million dollars, and these knock and at that money and that money is for that. Sixteen million is filthy of fear. They and he's not in fucking jail. Now now he's in Russia, it's just fucked he's still making direct to video movies. He is. He still makes some. What movies is making is he making them and yeah. He definitely makes them in other countries. Yes, the above the law to improve production. Tip of the spear is in improved production, last movie beyond the law was in two thousand, and nineteen our society is so fucked up that this mother fucker still gets to walk the earth.

with everything he's done to women. Yeah I mean it is you know, there's just like it. I mean,

It's there's so much terrible in our world and it's so hard to kind of nail it down and what this all does is kind of put it all into one person and that person is not only not going down like he's living a fine life, a very pampered, comfortable life. Even though in two thousand and seventeen he made a movie called China salesman and but he's like he's like fine he's crazy. It's you know it. Just politicians, people like that people who are so full of shit and just enact so much terrible,

It should not just be are fuck, you should not be walking around and should not be relevant in any way, not that he's relevant committees powerless, but he's but yeah I mean who should be widely and it takes so long. It takes so long like the fact that he's been like this for so long and has gotten away with it. What crazy. Is that so we've all come across the guy who lives and you're like I, the I hate this guy he's so fucking annoying. You know, there's that guy, that's always just bullshit. yeah, like dude you're out of your fucking, mind, shut up, but the fucked up thing is that there's all these people who believe him and dig that there are p for all of us that don't like that, there's a group of people.

The fucking dig it and they think that person's awesome yeah. It is just astounding, like that. He you know that he still is I mean he's making fucking movies it. It's terrible. I mean we did the Trump. So it's very similar yeah, I just crimes left and right and never getting charge, and it's just like you. That's why I've seen got away with a lecture pursued like it's. Just like There's just a reason why it's? Why it's why it keeps going because until until like people are held to task for like the things they do, you know people aren't going to like people emulate behavior like that. You know there are people who like who

I would what lessons are you supposed to learn right and then there's you know: do you have all these fucking dictators who torture and murder people and then they're like yeas ago, like it's, a fucking club of Assholes, it's just a giant club of Assholes yeah. And and I mean like with tromp you get, you know- I mean he will he he got to the highest level of fucking power, and I mean Yeah, it happens again Trump always been an indictment of our society and system

that is a terrible and Diana lying. We are, we elected the anus of the country. Here I mean it is as bad as it gets. It is an end again, I mean it's like you know, it's it's why you know why you need to demand so much of the people who are in power now, because, if they dont do it properly and if they don't give people stuff he's coming back and that's gonna be way that em that is President Seagal, and that is fuckin coming back and inspires now. It is and by the way, when that happens, Stevens All will probably be elevated and ways. So you it's just like the because just because all their body, where is all the people terrible it? We have

the people like them then get to be elevated. All those shit heads get to be elevated, yet hundred percent anyway hope this was uplifting wow I mean I can't believe. What a life Steven Seagal Guy cause. It always comes back to like it's just a guy who was bullshit yeah he's just a total liar, I mean a total liar at every. everyone- and I mean he like he- could have been It shouldn't start for much longer like the bar was so low at that time to be an action star, Jean Claude, And am had a longer shelf life know he blew it. He blew it by writing and directing his own hand is, he could have kept going and still do shit.

but we're lucky, but it also speaks yeah, but it's like that's what he was always destined to do, the as he is because he was born on third base and acted like he had a triple. Of course, he's gonna think it's easy to just go steel home. I mean because Is why not? Why wouldn't you, if you're, that terrible of a fucking actor and you're making hundreds of millions of dollars at the box office? Why the fuck are you going to be like wow, I mean I'm You know he's like actually to direct these things do yeah. I should do a musical. But never ever ever ever fucking forget when you go to watch something on television. Today, any new. He had done sex trafficking. it was the fucking show on the air and moved it to another. Fucking state, never forget that! Never fucking dude! I just watched. I just watched that to Jimmy Savile

document area now? How can you watch that man? It's really difficult, but it is the same thing: the levels of people covering this duty ass because of who he is here, it's like it just doesn't it's just it just is so you know at so many people are hurt by ignoring these fucking humans and and and and and in that one. It's the police, its people in government, it's the BBC. Nobody wants to do it and then, when it breaks and that, but then, when it breaks, there's no accountability relay that's like this are turning out. You know it's totally ended. It is tat. He is kept

these Catholic Church, the person nobody and now they all, are scream at about trans people. Use should be burning Don churches. If you really fuckin cared about children like what the fuck you like, You know what I mean: they find a scapegoat of someone who has the least amount of power, as opposed to actually going after the people actually doing shit with fucking power, yeah fuck them now it is. We are just like upside down town, alright, Yes, so we're touring Australia. Well, at Dave. I honestly don't I feel, like I feel like we do a Steven Seagal Podcast, so I don't know what it's going to be like to do other episodes. So, oh boy, source is research done by myself and romp occur on sea single.

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