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also don't know who the kiwi accent and your english accent. So the I took a long time for me to know a word that was going to be the boss. The report David has a beak positive us to duck a bill. Isabel, hey guess what saint blackened thank our science attention more we should consider weedin record the part yesterday when we talk about our hero, ray. I mean oh, was anybody at the park yesterday, how it looks the same anti terrorism. How many people have been to my woman show how to write? How many haven't

Yeah go fuck yourself from the bottom of my heart. Came. All the way over here is like eighteen thousand miles to fly. and now write australia to be on a point of giving me a little bit of something, alright gary's half as funny as me, wait a second. I do all the work we're on the train or on the train and true What are you call it? It's like the betrayal rail thing and there's a guy and I'm santa Gary and there's a guy behind gary, and he has a is a box of straws, I just draw. So he's he's got things to do and he goes uh excuse me. Pardon me and I go hopes skewed aside. Gary and the guy off any walks off. The train

He turned around. He says, as the doors are closing, he just looks at as early as if they gave me I just want to make sure we got that retorted, so that guy knows the impact that he made because for like if the rest of the ride, I was like that dude's fucking awesome what you make like it was like a bad ass libraries like if to give to the he knew he was saying the coolest thing ever like like a great guy or my best friend. Guess who will be leaving us halfway through Pinochet? I do a more important show, literally more important, yes, we'll get about that. She's she's, a television star, I've television?

she has a one person show that has been recycled this year from last year, and I told her- I go see it and she held the tigers downloading girls of august re. May I say that is the best internet action I have ever had to say. Lay wonderful is gonna work. We also Yeah now. This is what it's about. Sorry I was gonna say again, it's going to happen. Yeah. I do you're going to say a date you're eighteen, sixty one is that what happens?

william lane was born in Bristol england. Deals. the five sons was and one daughter, so they use sire like his name, was william that they call bill and you call them beak for the record that you're coming out of the ground rules. Is this us heckling here, while you re whenever we know now, is amazingly straightened, you doing an australian history, we don't know you always said you were used everywhere. sorry bills. Other james lane was an irish protestant and his mother, caroline, was english, so weird the father was a landscape gardener who, at the peak of his career, employed twenty men, but

williams. Father also conducted his business affairs at the local pub and soon ruined the family, so it as an australian okay. I got to the c I feel like, because the australians we get it, we get a visa to go back to to the uk where we're just allowed and like a in the uk, there's a lotta bit of anti australian sentiment. Would you feel that's right, so I got fucking another australia, but I feel if it's it's we're all souls transferable. With his in broke thing to go back. The uk like going back to a public. Kicked you out when I turn abandoned, I thought face, remember main yeah, guess what I'm back being, american is like easy. Everybody likes us like jealousy.

and promised his mother that he would never drink. Never ever ever ever ever so he's going to drink, I got his mom died when I was fourteen. Has happens in every dollar ripe old age, but You gave William enough money to leave home and work is passage to canada as it every time but Parents died, someone just gave you money would have go to another country. Did your fourteen fuck up for a day and that is settle down, get some grandkids Captain william ship took a liking to him and at Montreal he was allowed to live on board until he found a place to actually live so eager to live on. A ship to debate. What happens era where soon, after his arrival Williams, ill and was admitted to the hospital on earth. Ic surgeon at the hospital noticed he had a club foot hang on. What's that

It's a great bar is a club foot like missing tos or is it like yeah? It's a big. In my head? It's a big thing. I think it's both bigots its if you are missing toes but its larger and it's a shitty for anybody else in anybody ever going to explain how you act like answers. Are your foolish club, which was as I that systematically speaking you of a shitty, for I had a friend do other club? What is a good and it was just like a bigger and bigger along lump foot, a lot's amazed to find a way to my feet. More growth is incredible: timid, one, big foot. Ok, so they doktor offered operate free of charge. The operate operation improve the foot but did not cure his lameness and he was a limply man. Labour lameness sizes.

Cool yeah, like they don't have a medicine, fucking, lame, ass dude still lame number in eighteen. Eighty four he met and married an maguire a nineteen year old girl from Detroit Yes, yeah right, it's very exotic. in a eighty by the lane set sail for england with their newly born daughter did not remain there long whims nike, your brother John, was about to follow to hunger, brothers, frank and artist who have emigrated to stranger the year before after his arrival in brisbane, I dunno not from what I've heard the inch you twenty, neither eighty five laying confided to his brother that he hoped one day to establish a communist colony, our eyes, classic twenty four year olds, twenty four you're like man, I want to start a car communist colony, summa bodies we get together, which is be communists.

Wayne was brunettes contributor to the brisbane enquire and telegraph, and the author of light her notes in the observer. He quickly became one of the most widely read journalists wherever there was an overcrowded slobber, a case of sweated labour, william lane with ferreted out and hold it up. The public's those who are responsible for such evil condition so ago. This one on the opponents of the working class It was his firm conviction that if capitalism and the wage systems were utterly abolished and state established in accordance with social theories. Envy hatred, malice and charitable this would disappear from the earth crime. be no more communist.

And if any one has been to bridge, we know that that works really west. The limping reporter worthy Jesus yeah that serbia shall. We cannot change the interview. I, like my life cycles, I've got shit, foot magically speaking shit foot, another episode of shit. What is it, what does Bigfoot younger brother and he Israel there, like? We gotta, he's right here, shit foot, he had a slight gig e twinning and he soon became an influential figure in the centre of trade unionism. Queensland. That's where prisoners. north. Yes, remsen love it, I'm so glad you asked me about that and not about radiating those that please

It has you didn't, get eighty eighty, seven lane founded bellamy society, fuck that repairs that ok, when the bellamy society was devoted to re listening day, I ways is offering like having it. I've been backing and others into fires and the city is it half dead? chickens running your average and I'm getting stuck in trade unions. Oh sweet! Silly! Like a turn, this isn't what goes out. Something's gonna progress happen, he's gonna start drinking something like a great day with a big foot. Before the chicken lost his head. You heard the history of chicken and gives it and then you just had a gurgling beast or at the bell I mean society was devoted to the discussion of ideas being put forward in america by edward bellamy. The offer the author of the? U

in romance looking backwards. In this immensely popular book, a young man was treated for insomnia by hypnotist and well up in the year thousand defined america transformed by socialism. Just what the republican spirit exactly anyone is. America knows that that works yet totally happen. We We pay paper. The boomerang. You guys are said to me. As I come back, I just I was an historic success. Crusading articles about medical accurate prostitution, the city jail class distinction and president grammar school and the yellow peril

I'm sorry I'll go. Yes, there is large and all his first article, it is serious about the chinese population of queensland was headed. That papers called the boomer wing was titled Sunday night in the chinese gambling hell votes sunday night in chinatown in the hideous plague spot that is spreading like a canker over the frogs hollow district, and but that will yet raw our whole society if it not be remorselessly out laid second article debt with the open opium smoking in prison. I want to kick I have over and burnt down this joint and all the other joins with, and with it every one of these yellow devils who, with mask faces and funding guys and paste

the plotting ways and superb organization the gave them that which is wait. You yellow devils now how, come here and rooted themselves here and brought with them all their virtues and other vices who threaten us with a frightful. Have which will wreck the manliness of our men in the womb. Elan womanliness of our women we'll bury our nationality in a deadly slaw of slots and deceit and filth and immoralities, from which the vigorous white man now shrikes in horror, You guys don't like chinese people, the newspaper

paper was in one of your as in one of your great great newspapers, fuck yeah, it was under the you did, give everybody a rupert murdoch, the ideas, I'm sorry for each and assess all right that a supporter of rupert murdoch alone, supporter he's. My uncle lane believed that the factory workers, the rightful owner of the factory and the legal owners of all forms of property, were robbing the manual workers of their dues eighteen in eighteen, ninety queens, when there was trouble between the sheep farmers and their labour force, the union cheers

Oh wow, who went on strike, I love that there's guys who are cheaper like we're not cutting cheaper than let him go. Yeah watch out Harry the sheep yeah we'll see who's glad. We have nothing, we have no, we don't have a club foot to stand on, and so the union shares went on strike and their places were taken by non union is from melbourne or no malware on your cards in the mail that people just caught like half their hair and then like sweep the answer just to be clear, dave you're still going to be using condone the bad girls chip. Okay right, I just said the other day we should stop using. Can we

I say, ok me, having ever witnessed, melville went up to worry the word. Labors union stated they would handle no wool shorn by quote black lags also known as scabs, and declare to strike next, the merchant marine joined the movement and then the call minors of newcastle reviews to process call a general strike was on and in full force and india These were paralyzed from august to not until october eighteen. Ninety, the president tell I've called william laying the man by the curtain and send lane was a real criminal, but legislation as the Slave assembly he was bribed as this arch fiend who stands behind the men, I love that they take it harder to china that she's mine, a common guy. Everyone eventually had to go back to work or starve. These were defeated.

job, nice job, everybody shape or just a jew, damn harry! Then they can then they went and they started giving power, my representation reiner on people in the labour party emerged Well, hello, hello! How are you some guy said sorry, the dirt his times. I am representing a country in this, rather not very smart,

you're doing very well with such a night like man they're just like Gary. No now it's era is our intermissions. Over lights. Why am I not only talked about establishing a cooperative commune either in australia or abroad? He wrote the argument instead of socialism is shown to be practical such an example of such determination and other states that a world why revolution will be brought about in a chinese will be dead. on may. As second,

Eighteen. Ninety one socialist newspaper announced that the new austrian settlement association was to visit south america and negotiate with argentine government for settlement of a cooperative community of agriculturists and wool growers, the chairman was william lane william line went to argentina to talk about our sheep. Oh he wasn't talking he's getting rid of this move and go out to dinner membership. But the new austrian cooperative soda association rose steadily into the hundreds as ordinary eyes, ears move from town to town recruiting upon joining the association. Each male member agree to contribute all capital he possessed not to less than sixty pounds which is a lot of money, so people are selling their houses to join the new settlements. Is right, ass people out of australia.

as that, that's why they just want to get the fuck out and what sort of communist place in countries in another country sure sure and share the sheep and no chinese confused confused. Yeah. I was like that. I'm due very well, sir. I'm still waiting, whereas I felt so very we're gonna go down on the goes. There are no time again so he's gone now, so he's going to agitate rims. Why do I say that this is one of your people, starting your pardon the basis for communal organization stated. There be commuted ownership of all the means of production, distribution, communism. Of production and distribution. Communal maintenance of change, children, woe

everybody took care. The kids. There are no parents everybody's, like yeah, I guess they're everyone's, your dad. as well would be divided. Equally among all adult members, weber's. Wives and single women would rank as members equally with men, but unlike men, they would not be required to pay any contribution. Those are like say that say those we do. We do. Those are like swinger party rule. I the first thing I thought was like they're. All going to be fucking like that, there's just some. We share everything right hellenic, don't we Helen wow and, of course, yet, like any com

this country. Carota membership would be nigh to any one, not knowing english any person of color K, including any mary to persons of color any living together, otherwise than unlawful marriage. Anyone of questionable reputation and anyone who, Didn't really like the labour movement we're getting, thereby guy get as far as flickr question island membership. Members show pledge themselves to teetotalism I a note drinking okay, you don't even know what that word is a threat detail detail, as nobody will be eligible for the pioneers, no matter what payments have been made. Who is not full white? Who is bring from any contagious disease or whose square with his fellow workers than that

it is in a crazy order, like nobody who is not white. Also, if you will give us smallpox no and don't have a cough yeah, no coughing, two of the most important elements of lane socialism were made ship and straight honesty, not straight but he would have a truth. You white, he wrote quote the disease, gotta be mates. The deal of living together in harmony of brotherhood and loving kindness things were once fixed right. We no more laws to make healthy man good mates. Then we it laws to make healthy women good mothers. So he wants makes such a brows that's their that way. So it's going to argentina is like we're fraternity, and I really hope where the idea of makeshift comes from.

It's from. Might we do all shrines lightyear mouth neck, where I thought major was a boat? I think I think this is you guys, I think, there's? U goes exporting makeshift with a country that already array of made ship is just we're going to be really tight. Yeah we're going to be really good, really good. Bros yeah, like a fraternity, like you, said, yeah. Now that said about what bras, yeah silver white bros sounds really fun. Well, with a non drinking fraternity, we will play una yeah, it's the widest game. I can sneak know all the numbers are white. I got a yellow six yeah a question arose,

Failed. Many people ask this question. I wonder what it is quote, what You do with lazy man who will not do as much as the others remove them from one branch of labour to another until they reached the very latest of men's work, support Even they pretend to be unable to keep pace with the others, well but we will put them to work with the women who doubtless show their appreciation of the the men who has proved to be a failure as a man. That's that's crazy enough to work. My men have perfect faith centre If you don't want to ensure I'm not working, maybe like go with the women that, but I'd be like all right. May chip I'll see you guys later, I'm gonna go fuck. All your wives take care guys raise my boy while I'm gone to olivia yeah

regarding the women in nude, australia, lane wrote we do not compel either man or woman to marry, but as an association we scorn the morbid notion that either man or woman was made to be alone. Yeah. Sorry, the lack of a single was the uncomfortable laugh. Oh, no, I'm writing a lot of trilogies. I really am. I had my singles that have ever had my whole life has gone to a show. That's got myself when I was early and I thought all it took. I have got a book in my bag and I thought oh, it's like I've got a friend in my bag. Oh my god, the boy and then you at least stupid, also brought your cat mom. Dad Carl is a soft cover. Book ha ha ha ha. We hope you're doing well, hoping really. We

if a man's life incomplete unless he has taken a woman into his heart and enthroned her in a home where he'll make pies that much nuance, there are no doors options where they have like a most as well: yeah you're, a woman even jump very well so I'll. Just chuck yeah yeah just throw them right in yeah, okay, good. We hold that a woman has lived vainly and without joy in less manly men. She has freely chosen her husband, alright, so now you're feeling it right now, then again the kettle's bubbling upon whom, in all purity and virtue she can pour out the passionate affection. That is, in all women's true hearts, so there will be no compulsion for single women to marry every single girl who joined

can't die an old maid. She may wait the barn that is getting only read that again in america there will be no compulsion, overseer women. The merry every single girl who joins us can die an old maid personally, if it pleased her to be so radically. Take so long term plan of anything What are my odds? Aren't we all now like it's a long process that I am on. You've always got your book. I've got heaps of books, games or books that aren't they saying that men have to have a woman to be validated. Isn't that what they're saying everybody does but same time like also women, you could just be erratic and oh yeah, a woman. If she chooses to to

You die alone fulfilled horrific life, because that is we're not fucking the atlantic that they needed tinder, that's what they needed. Men allowed to die alone allowed it. I'm men and ass it ilo raising, will be the finest in the world means rose ceremony. Bans fine, especially those are the main strong, an honest and manly with manliness that town life destroys. Will they be mainly the girls they will go will be less than human. If these men do not win their hearts and loving, wives and happy mothers. So price airport area. You represent a woman and live to be an old maid or you can

Finally, and I will be less than human, but it had eyes on you, and you say you are less than human. It's like today, nothing up worldwide is a country in the very centre of south america. Paraguay had a recent tragic history at this time. After fighting for its independence from Spain, the country's rule, the can like you, I believe, by three of the most abusive dictators and south american history that experience more than twenty revolutions brought twice disaster by international war, fighting off the combined forces, Uruguay, brazil and argentina from eighteen. Fifty six to eighteen. Seventy two population was reduced from eighteen hundred from sorry thousand to less than two hundred. Fifty thousand of these survivors, a hundred fifty thousand were women. Eighty, one thousand were children, and fourteen thousand were men, fuck. when you want to do where fuckin fuck party, like

All their deeds were gone. The did no more revolutions and we're we're good right. So it sounds like we need more men up in this bit right now. We need more shipmates made ships, which is a bad thing, Yeah later on the three great continents are racist, spread itself seeking land to build itself the home, which we all desire. Every time we have failed because we the social sin that brings poverty, misery and crime. We are going to live as mates This is my might take a little bit of a gay turn. Ok! Well I don't know, but at the moment is heaps of women and children, and no man yet collectively it so happens today like get em It's like I dunno, even early on that this has to leave early during the show's, not get it now.

dunbar charity. Did you hear it is developing If you want to go down to the hospital and the scream at some newborns she's doing a better tony abbott, fundraising raffle so you'll be screaming babies the meal they are serving like n one whole onion line in the where's. My fork know for now just bite it like an apple guy like a sociopath. He didn't like Robert DE niro would in cape fear that what we need from you, the same wonderful place,

what do you think went through his head when he bit the onion like fuck me? That's and again don't make a face to make a face. Oh my god, I cannot get, or it was just like. arrows like this apples off the so paraguay was in serious need of dudes. The paraguay and government gave new australia their land. In return, the association was associations was required to establish eight your families within four years they paid thirteen hundred fifty pounds. Freight ship name, the royal tar during work. tar, royal tar migrating now It was the regal feathers, it was two hundred men, women children on an ape weak voice? from sidney to paraguay the set.

gathered in bow main to await the voyage is not bow main, is out of place yet sidney it's in sydney. Ok, and almost no time at all, the new austrians beaumains had divided into two parties, those who I stood lane and pleasantly and those who continually questioned him. Well, I mean it does sound like a lie like hey get on this bird there's heaps of single chick that like really, although no one expected the gorge to last longer than sixty days, the ship was forced to take provisions for one hundred and thirty days due to australian law It sounds like it sounds like you guys. The final count of past years came to two hundred and twenty forty three of the men were unmarried, but there are only seven single women over the age of sixteen The car crash. We time that. Well, I gotta a job lanes.

Lane spent much of the time it is cabin because he was upset by an incident that occurred the third week out. This is exciting. This is, It concerns Dave stevenson in clara jones, who often strolled the deck. In the evening. One day lane posted a notice, brick bidding single women to be on deck after six p m on deck you mean you're, all right, that's dick! After six pm unless accompanied by their parents, This was odd what the fuck is going on. Why do why are they taking more women anyway? They don't need those women who are probably like. Why are we going we're going to get you lost in the fray? Guys you'd push like travel a women for the trip? Yeah, that's right, yeah, that's right! It was kind of yeah. It was like travel sized. This was widely resented. What lane came on deck that evening? He was immediately surrounded by a crowd of hostile passengers. His response was to immediately resign

That's really real real fucking good. When you like, ok, great now, we're on a boat called the royal tar and do just quit, things are happening, was resignation was not accepted. what they were a detective that they were deterred from remote because they didn't want to, change. Horses admits dream and began, but it's just a it's a prince. It's a phrase way, but that is

I good at riding cars, just like the horses are drowning very fast. Should we change used about how you guys turn on the camel right now they are all drowning. This isn't a river either. They were also deterred by the fact that lane held the mortgage on the boat and that's gotta, be that's gotta, be horrible. When you're like no don't vote, don't resign fix. I'm out of here, clara jones continue to walk the deck when she pleased lane. up to his cabin like a sulky child and came out only on deck at night he had a special. people built nearest cabin which he and his wife dined with a few chosen. Friends. Passenger recount petty dispute about cutlery, started a voyage everybody put in what they had

the common mess stock plates cup, spoons, knives and forks etc. At the start of the voyage, there is more than enough for everybody, but during the early part of the voyage, many had meals on deck and content once a lot of things went overboard. On the thanks. Oh no one of the limits valley. Oh no, we're fighting got is moving the flow we should eat in the Middle EAST. Let's move to his private table, he took out the folk format of utensils from our team. they use there's when he was fronted about this. It was pointed out to him that more than one half of the utensils have been lost and that they were short now and he said quote: oh you can expect. To stand the loss, if you dont, look after your things

social. Is a good guy, see others into go wrong now now we're on a good path for sure there Qatar arrived on mondays are really and the capital of Uruguay way and lame when a to visit the paraguay council before leaving the ship lane posted a notice preventing anyone to go ashore until he returned several. Hasn't yours announced that they were going ashore in the morning, no matter what members, whether shore, including two women when they were turned, Four men were roaring trunk. Some of its supporters, greeted the tourists with cries of scabs quickly broad developed it two high words on both sides than to blows and a few rush for knives. The women They went overboard. Gotta get out of the way

If georgia were screaming below and anglo and the men were, rushing on dec one man from a drink was so excited and quite dangerous that he was locked up in the front of the ship until morning. The general meeting the next evening lane offered free passage back to australia on the rail tar for any member who wish to return. There were no takers will yet They were just like we just where this money about forever ass, all the templates, as remained but the drink. It can do you'd thursday. Morning september, twenty eight the colonists reach the new site of new australia like day. delivery rang ass. We bring you lots of pain within two months. They were, containing factions identified as the royalists and the rebels, the rebels

two types, there were a few who persistently broke the rules, particularly drinking, and there are many others who just became increasingly suspicious. They just needed to have a drink, relax. It turns out that most of the rebels had come to paraguay in the hopes of bettering themselves. Materially Northern ireland is they're gone per capita. The royalists Her head wrote: the captain of the native police informed us that some members were stealing tools and exchanging for liquor and that one man had promised a native that if he could get him a native woman, he would have one of he could have one of our girls wow helen yeah, I'll, give you a problem for awhile once yeah that doesn't work on two levels. For these guys, right, yeah, no

the rules relating to drinking were fragrantly broken in one. Man openly announced his intention to bring a native women into the colony deliver. The amazing lynch. How far I mean there's a guy named patty ledge and charles manning came to blows when manning accused ledge of setting fire to some of his thatching grass. And while we're at that means pubic, hair shaft. Yes, what is magic? I think it's what you put on the side of your little hut or that or that that it's net I heard that snatch a snatching grass. I heard snatching

it's magic. What do you think you're supposed to do with it? I snatched it fucking buddy, with grass that's grown on the vagina that the fight was in progress. Manning was advised by someone in the crowd to take an axe to his opponent for someone else. You're doing well we're a couple. We're we're a couple of days and it's going great you guys how many we're like two dates in these acts. It's a bother in charge of the mail was accused of opening rebels letters and spread a rumour that one of is a prospectus head for illegitimate children at eo's. fathered in one night, when he'd been surveying the colony whoa, all he was surveying, yeah, there's a mate yeah, there's a lot of grass here there is a lot of grass to play ball so lame

and this time spent a good deal of time in the capital registering the association whatever. That means a partially. He did it quietly, which led the rebels to believe a lance window was being done when you return the colony he was accused of double dealing in to see and was told that the majority had lost confidence in him and he for to resign. When this x past of colonists arrive resign months, three including tom westward, received the following notice. You are hereby notified that you ve been exe for new australia cooperatives, some association, fear, persistent and wilful violation of the clause in mutual agreement signed by you relating to liquor. Drinking a wagon will be ready for you at seven o clock tomorrow morning to take you in your things to the train station. If you remain on the colony after that, our where, if you return into the lands of the colony you remove, moved by police, one of the men were still in the capital and their return westward and the third refused to leave and the next morning a group of, police with swords and guns, evicted them westward, took

is blind, some with them, so there's a cold What do they kicked out? The blind kid they just. I was gonna disneyland august on saturday, lane was presented with a petition for separation signed by nineteen men, but december. New Austria had lost slightly more than one third of its population acts wins eighty one people at all on the left. stay of eighty, ninety three, the loyal royal tar, adelaide with a hundred ninety nine new passengers. They were too I to two for but two men were denied passengers passenger because they were drunk

that ship is no fucking birds. The others decided not to go when they realized that the temperance rule would be enforced in one man just missed the boat the guy was drunk guy sells his house yeah. I do weights around for months and he's like oh fuck, daylight savings, the entertainment on the second gorged paraguay, the men fished bet on porpoises raising purposes racing alongside the ship paper on porpoises? What would you do? I do it, but not on purpose

I am. I actually are you leaving line nor I didn't go to show up. Are you here nick? nick did not show up so he's account, so we are using constitutes just having clear account just on this one, we're in australia share here.

while others nick nope tommy. I caught a dummy worries. You guys we're native duncan a little bag about tommy tommy is name is not originally dummy. Doesn't need, shows that name making it are we going and dollar about Tom it Y all up. He thought it sounded a unique and I'm correct I was correct. Five hundred, Oh you're, going to fit right in with that, you can act out some of the scenes. I know have you heard where we are or would you like? I got here and then I left to go and get some kfc

and, oh, my god shut out a girdle. I haven't known him that long with a number of times he said to me, I left to go: get caves. Yes, fucking remarkable make the chicken all right, so some asshole is taken a bunch of people to paraguay set up a new australia. Okay, trigger drank andreasen king and you know how to fuck anybody's, not white. My guy is fucking a non white and they don't like him, and he almost got axed say hello. What can you guys? What is its previous episodes of the show and others is today well welcome. This is now a grab dad. Did you just call rat deadened, rad rat adobe our debts? Please one episode a rat. I think I think that might be happening in about an hour to fight him. Ok,

The men bellum porpoises that they're gambling on purpose. They play cricket using a ball on a long string. Well, as the hour like the guy, the bowlers just always got it he's always like yeah you're out for that at night they were boxing matches on the side of the deck and dancing on the other after This sounds awesome. After a fight between two families, a passenger remarked, we have a very poor spirited lot of married women, although there are one or two nice ones have a meeting of the side like the cutlery bath. The inequality lane was very depressed by others, leaving.

I spent hours in gloomy introspection, so he's just like a dog just like a depressed pussy, basically just like in like his plays with arm. My idea was bad. I thought we were going to have like not drinking everybody loves each other, make pardon. I tried to resign, although his wife had just recovered from childbirth and pneumonia does does go well together. Lane decided that she should return australia and the royal tar to unroll single women. You know like Hell, a pimp she's got ammonia is like getting Where do you get die? So I know you, I feel free to say that I'm side, their new the new arrivals made their way to the cell settlement. There were met in the capital by the rebels, the separatist, some of whom try to discourage them and lane who had rushed there to try and meet the first. The managed to change one mine six year olds

captain who walks wanting to go through factors. Julia and as is struggling with his bags. He walked right up to lane and punched him in the fates the Jesus sixty years. All that's like a hundred and thirty. Now, within a week. Three men had walked out without a word the second week, twelve followed at the main settlement, their arguments about sharing of cattle which are being slaughtered one day, tongues we're supposed to be distributed in turn, but as what settler complain, many never saw the tongue. That's what I'm just a cave say before there was always a kind of the wives apple

as it was the start of the tongue wars. During April. Ladies supporters, sixty three in total now they're down to sixty three. How many did they start with? They started with two hundred and the gun real good, so they decided to start a new colony war. He knew australia. He wrote to his editor of the new australia Walter head said: molly if you can we're starting anyway, even if we have to live on corn lay then cable, his wife and asked her to return she decided to wait ten months. You know I'm good here yeah, you got your new colony where you're going to live on corn and I'm going to stay with the kids and eat food and stuff during their last few days together, the two parties came more hostile towards one another. One of the men wrote at a meeting this morning. Simpson wanted mab to take his shirt off and settle matters that way

took my roller out: hey hey, take it off, take it off our shirts up and settle this setup like make a show into the tongue just get our nipples together. Make that really is so homo erotic. You know like shirts off, but we'll figure it out a little.

The his thing and we'll figure it out. Let's take bottoms off off and then we'll figure it out. Cabot said yeah, we're figuring it out the? U Jesus. I just figured it out all over your bed, my god, my god, you really figured me out, and you really really figured me out. Can I get a beer? Is that okay? Can we figure that out yeah what you want, someone to put a beer up, your ass yeah like a naked, I'm starting a new colony, it's called the conal colony yeah florida and make cheers mate. The crowd was calling each other liars and bastards and such like and saying they would settle things now lane and the others left on may twelfth. Eighteen,

before eight months after arriving all eight months. Breathing fall apart on there the temporary cap. Men left I mean this must by turning around like wait where we have bigger group. We lost to write the settlers took wagons and fifty six of them arrived at their new settlement named caused me thirty miles away from new australia, now knew ass, julia to utter and seventy colonists spread among three camps. Most of the original separating the rebels, except that government offer of land at colonial gonzalez government colony, but they were nickel after a bloodless coup began to we hope the austrian government save the like delay hey you know, we just fucking bailed on you guys, because you think your shit heads hey. Can you help us out a little bit? Yeah

the they heard the premier of new south wales was eager to pay them to return, to set a good example. For the people in australia might think. We're going to new austria was worthwhile Five somehow raised train fares to those areas, the british press finish to describe them as perfectly destitute. Oh I fear, I look a little friend things- may our nodded yemeni janet adami or no four, and so I want to go out and get me some popcorn chicken that we're not new austria. We are in australia, Also, twenty five went to buenos aires. The minister cable to london asking whether the new south wales government would pay for passage to australia and he government said no, Good lord, follow the rebels colony had deteriorated so much that whole families were in danger of dying from hunger, but they have corn

maybe popcorn chicken who know the umbrella, the hollings worth with seven children and the mcnamara's, with five children spent nine months in Buenos aires waiting to receive some passage money to australia for power this time, mrs hollings worthless, to seek to work. Mrs any little waited at new austria with five children, while her husband with two planets areas in search of work, but there asked one of his hands. What I hope you mean a helper. What others do last names a hollingsworth mcnamara and little okay hollow and makkah yeah yeah right, pandering after he lost one of his hands, he went to england. How did he lose his hand, doesn't say he just look. Austria, argentina is weird You just lose your hands, one nine going there.

Into into figuring it out. Maybe the figuring of that session gone horribly awry or was like this way, won't feel. Like me, laughs yeah. This is my wife, my hand, the child, like a monkey paw anyway, David were saying the love podcaster epic ten months ten months of no news from her husband, MRS Little wrote. The queens and government asked for help and theirs no further record of what happened to her. thanks for the fucking ending. What and Buenos aires died of lead poisoning and other mother of two was left by her husband. So I was just fuckin it's every man for himself.

the story, but I've got a pretty good feeling about how pans out. I gotta say that everything's going to work at today's guys, yep just gotta. Wait on that letter was the ocean move pretty quick, Member westward who was kicked out, he and his son did return to australia and despair. Blindness. He became a successful violin teacher. So there's one! You got one guy that that it for sure I'm still fuckin still blind a blind, violin teacher, that's a really hard game to crack. Well, not there I think that I can teach your son whatever he needs wherever here. I can teach you how to play that violent gets up. Put it in my and put it. In my view, That's funny! It's an orange, no kidding the violin violin plays. Are you guys here? Are you guys still in here,

washington Sorenson an eighty year old man was. This? Is my favorite australian and the whole story? Why its or is it an eighteen year old man was one of the first separatists to reach sidney. Sorenson arrived on september, seventh, eighteen. Ninety four at restoring away in working is passage for thirty thousand miles through argentina, chile, germany, england. He told evening news. He did not regret the loss of his sixty pounds, association, the as he had had whips of fun for his money. They went on holiday in fact pattern. A pocket I buy you gotta do is that follow any rules and you have a blog about last headed,

A term go out of the style whips of thought, with, let's bring it back. The braer pat everyone's went about his cheek weepest have fun of the dollar tonight whips. Now members of the association were beginning to wonder about their money. It realistic to print deposited in the savings accounting about it was from which it could be withdrawn. When a member was enrolled from migration to the colony orf, the member to study, to go reclaimed the money he had paid it turns out. The same is account, did not exist, have shocked the funds it's been to fix up the royal tire, Walter had wrote to lay in the association is buying up here and gray letter already, and the irony of it all is that I will probably go to jail over it. Nice blank position, ain't. It with this,

been children. Walter had intended to company members of the new australia movement to paraguay. His eldest son wally had already left for paraguay and and had not returned. He was in the colonies santa resign playing whereas wally, don't think how someone else here where's. While those are you can't know, that's what you call it. We collars. While we know you caught fucking, I did their usual translation time was world and we call it weighs willie. Why is there both of them? Why does Karl dress like a the someone who's, not in the room? Getting a round of applause cool I dunno yeah just does good answers. He's got one joke about him and it has this and last the best it's so sad! When you have one joke about ways, you have to dress like him forever and people don't know you're fucking Joe as well. Its cogs and girls never want to fuck you it's worth it.

So Walter had resigned and leper melbourne as the file the association that concern he disappeared forever. He settled and tasmania and under the name walter onwards, he continued to use until his death at the age of. the eight he let a new life He was known as one of the founders of the tasmanian labour partner party, a member of the tasmanian house of this simply for seventeen years and to serve to terms as speaker of the house. So you have to guy, whoever thought an embezzled money, he just left, went to tasmania and worked in the government. We stay on top of shit, yeah hello when you say that these two, ladies down the front row, are like the tasmanian labor party, fuck yea, like so intimate that a shit mate the new president of the colony philbrick casey, took possession of the books and have them audited. Mrs lane returned a pair gray and within a few days of being, there

her son charles, was killed when a cricket ball struck him above the heart string we set out aloud, oddly. It was bought by walter head, the guy who threw that the lay decided to sell the royal tar to cover tat. Now they don't have a thesis changing. The new colony groups were not allowed to work in isolation, because of so many fractures quote proof the policies are made for the perks family. It was not. To join this about roguish settlement, but the truth is they do not want the bricks family old Armstrong asked if given me, join them and when I told them that depend on where my parents were he homes, so low and mournful tune, but said no more.

That's a great way to handle awkward situations, air Wanna join the berks family. The I'll say about that supports, did not want us at all. We should not have gone at any rate. The inclusion of the Jenkins family alone would have stopped us, and I can't stand this. The balls are Armstrong. And missus as one of the nastiest women here busy potting gossip scandal, loving loud voice, foul mouth, egret, spiteful, deceitful and a brute so things are going well yeah and work and shit out. The wheat was attacked by rust. It was discovered that the two went to the rusty thing, the week was attacked by rust, actual run.

If you find a metal, it's it's a weed attacking thing. Ok, sorry cereal anyway, discovered by. But when you were talking about you like, I won't get cold on. These suddenly find that these are the right ones. Get a pickup admits that it was discussed the two men, jack of events and bob look. Lady had been rustling the colonies, catalan horses, that's was taken it stay by the police and there are no records of his fate. Mccleery disappear the stone were rightful revolver and was never heard from again, though casey went to south africa, married Billy donald one of these second waivers settled on the rural tar case. It took a paraguay and wife maria answer Antonia sosa here, At present, the colony which was still receiving new settlers must gioia jeez eddie you're still going is tat were so. What does rustling the cattle mean? There's

in cattle. Okay. I just wanted to make sure it was stealing and not you know, wrestler getting your shirt off if they, if they bring them out of seattle wrestling league, it would have been amazing rough day. There would still be a paraguay in cattle wrestling. There probably is a p c w yeah. So after the cattle, so the cooks on strike the toads there. Take us off your back. We're done the cooks, my pockets, because I heard coach the coach went on strike. What tired of keeping you warm yeah revolution, please take us off. After some cattle have been sold that disappointingly low prices, the colony's only steady source of cash, paraguay and government which helping us

in the tide of departure started paying a monthly subsidy of eight hundred pounds so now they're in another country on the fucking dole, that's pretty fucking, Ozzy might yeah what, after the other, various heads of departments just days secretary's day to resign and drifting into nearby villages backed over the colony, had almost completed the transition from communal to individual ownership. Cattle are divided up each family till the separate block of land and solve its own crops and engender eighteen. Ninety seven, the assets value or sold and their value equally divided among the remain remembers over the age of eighteen Socialism, we got it. We nailed that the paraguayans gave each commerce a hundred ten acres of land, damaging

it's cry, yeah, that's how land yeah and it's just insane that they're just a bunch of fuck up cunt. That's all of our ancestors. My actual out that the more aware you are moorland, yeah, alright, cool take your why this was the end of new australia and the beginning of a new way of australia with eighty six thoughts and seventy five children there still sitting. I would like the new theme: that's all it's now. It's all private ownership, personal freedom and worked out and no restrictions on alcohol, now the first three weeks of cause may William lanes new settlement. July eighteen. Ninety four: there are sixteen families a single man and ten single females. Oh boy, That's it. I don't do that math. What was it? Thirty? Eight single men

tensing earning thirty eight and ten women like the audience for any given life, podcast rose. The basis for the negotiation and new association. Common work for common needs, purity of living to be clean I know intermixing There's dick into some of their moral drink to be excluded. It sounds great, so you can't fuck while the tons of single women that are everywhere and you can't drink, it sounds a great plan? Two acres of her cleared and their platter with vegetables, forty head of cattle were bought. One of these is key each week for food? and and then they made shoes with em, perfect yep. They were never endanger starvation, but the food became adequate- and they can know hugger slaughter, apollo weak. It turns out after forty weeks

yeah yeah yeah, but those shoes dave the shoes six but That's our eggs came from big did started news, this external. They kick start a newspaper. I can't wait for the title and it was had allowed each night in the dining room quote unequal. Long, was called yesterday. They ought to be whips of eels in the swamps and they are good eating. Isn't that let me give you an idea of it's just that you should tell people, but you don't need a paper that just one guy right there in front page and eel was caught. It's a slow day. It really is pretty slow, is another article murdered a monkey and shot a bird.

I would buy that paper the article, the landlord from hell charging too much rent and do nothing to fix the house. Harry Taylor brought home two monkeys today and the rest of his relatives devoured. The corpses- oh my god, monkey Therapy a low class lemur or the most intelligent of apes is indeed a dish fit for a king. If you're on the royal tar, yeah over the months. The colony's evening paper began to write a joke ads such as that boycott the chunky and save yourselves from yellow agony by buying your vegetables from a white gardener that it's, still shoes, nigger, tickler,

I mean they're good funny adds a parcel furniture made on the premises. Know try them in the workshops: neely not rises. It was I don't you ever. I can enjoy this asshole furniture, that's what every chair is really about. What we do have and we have a new. most horrible name for the Chinese. I think well yet yellow agony here. That's really that he has really topped you're. So that's committee right yeah the claws of yellow agony in eighteen. Ninety the paraguayan government. Officially proclaimed cause may a colony and agreed to establish a post office.

What's going on with the paraguayan government? They're like yes, okay, whatever you need just name it whatever. You are doing your fucking thing just stop coming here. He just wants sperm. He only wants sperm It's just I just women, others like a hundred thousand women, got someone fuck me without I have a flight to paraguay. Yeah seventy two family settled there within two years. In october, eighteen, ninety five william lane suffered a new fatal illness almost died dysentery, let's go That's all you know you're you're communities going well well, meaning. die from diarrhoea yeah deserve as he recovered. He wrote to a trusty back in australia. Be sure this god is with us. It is the truth. I could not have been nurse back to help better Everybody in the colony is good to me. Another call: most wrote a letter to the same trusty laying

the patience of our nurses wanted all his way and took brandywine like a babe. Does the breast? What insisted on calling a tonic, so the city watson reported that the latest rumours that the members of lanes colony or suffering from elephant Titus. Do you know what that is its when you're? when you are sure to tell the world is going to be like an open spot? On always balls, though I may I get, it is not just be blue balls. They ve, taken aback is bluebells year of its Titus was only your balls, all its It would have a different name now there were forty nine men, knights and women in twenty seven children. Thirty three batch ocean, three single. When we show last we had forty in ten women and seven went more like an

I'm out of here now I dont, like my options with all the men. Somehow William, lay then left to go to england rat together more recruits. He did not find any. The colony, started to go down hill as soon as he left. in order to go downhill. It's like they made a new hill at the bottom of the hill in october, Twelve mother old fell down a well and drown em crash that sugar cane processor If a man was crushed to death in the sugarcane processor, geez that'd be nice. That is a way to go. Supervisors fired that that's a hell of a workcover at the the guy that almost got crushed yeah and they don't have a newspaper anymore that they're reading at night, his last.

he's right, so sweet and having weeps of death. The local river flowed in one of the servants. Three single women left the room. the adelaide is now down to two women, the way and thirty three, due to adelaide of all places. What a fuckin then so the river overflowed and shows like that said, or did she just jump in the river and was like this has led to something. Plus. There are a lot of guys with giant balls from what I've read and huge boundaries just like where you going now.

Maybe she was really into the data got crushed in the sugar cane processor. Now he was a sweetie laughed a. I love you Tommy thanks mate, sorry, mate may mate. what's happening. Are you saying to meet him met with tommy, make a new, docile, weaken them the baby? Anything new in this is great, the new year began with the arrival of six more adults a joy, people are still coming were any man well, I'm sure they're lying in a manner. They really had sent three children. So few people are like air. It's big place, I could accept our language skills. lectures in england the whole time and by fair,

eighteen. Ninety seven, whereas luxuries art, how to be the worst they were. Communism is awesome. Trust me. I invented new australia, nouveau australia, nothing, and then les decided to wait until the end of the summer to return, but then ended up. Staying another year what a fucking prick up and fuck in england living off the association's money like it's gonna, go down there. You go right guys because you out a good time, yeah how's the monkey meat tea. the newcomers it cause may do not fit in settlers and new arrivals began quarrelling with each other, among and among themselves. By september, one man ran off with another wife and the whole family left the colony headed in several directions. Five, It took a leave of absence and never returned the village chairman and secretary resign

slade returned from england a dispute over a pig that was slaughtered and not share with the entire colony caused, even more factions to form by june the total loss of cosmo was nineteen men, eight women and eleven children, a third of their population eg, not good fucking pig, ruined everything didn't share any of the bigger and sheet blood that yeah He came back and then a merely announced that he was resign if someone telling me was doing well, he was like fuck you guys. England was great. I want to tell you this. I came back to say I'm out, I'm good see like a good plan, though he wrote. Friend quote. The devil of the labour movement is having to work with dirty tools to meet this labor, Movement is trying to build walls of sand against an incoming tide of destruction. It's hopeless grey

bilbil yeah thing, but we re not thirty. Eight years old, his wife and his four children arrived and auckland new zealand. So for what children I sent it weird for There is a new zealand about nineteen hundred. He was right. For the new zealand harold, Clear. There was highly successful. Eddie play an important role in new zealand public life from nineteen. Thirteen on he wrote under the pen name to hunger? may already for profit. that's worse than desolate. Surely like just a dude who started, call back. Words in people died in everything, I've fucked up. Who then, sir columns of profit? Ok after stirring the nation to join world war. One is a boil british, checks and losing a sonnet gallop only.

Why am I saying this is a nightmare? I do separatism all right, then I say around you absolutely sit there. They weren't they're worth supporting you set it up. How do you say I say the weight spelled apologies, but how do you say What did you say galapagos? it's not has really got fucking pissed over that. So you're saying you guys want to say, like there's an I instead of an a dave were in their land, I get it, I get it. Some should happen there. Whenever is nothing sacred we'd better?

red diamond melbourne. You guys are just about to get book to do. This puts us at the end of march next waken I've. No thanks dave. batteries net the battery lottery, philadelphia people through vat or in our countries are about her arms without the jewish. So everyone, let's go so good. Gallop

see yeah how about that the fucking british ricans they're, all you guys, went off in fun. They fucking stayed behind. It's a myth, the if you're going to be mayor of this town and watch it cause. He has also a noun call it a galapagos yeah. He had him william lane diet, bronchitis in Nineteen, seventeen fifty five years old height us here, call now is dead. In nineteen. Oh, eight, nine members remanded cosmic mike. How at that point, are you not like fuck it? I there's nine guys there are bidding there. I've been told, the land could be theirs a final document,

up, the remaining land was signed in august, nineteen o nine. Sixteen years at the royal turf left for Austria most settled into the life of india to individual farming, sugar crushing and amber, gathering similar. For almost thirty years. nine deeds. Eventually? I do. It's eventually austrians in paraguay, loss, identity, young men of the second and third generation took paraguay and wives. The languages were learn and many families became catholic and nineteen Seventeen, a member of the austrian parliament, asked for help to rip repatriate those poor one a strange and paraguay scurries wake regional scuttle. These wake get up, they believe Let's go, I don't know it. School is rigorous.

scrambled oil rig. I can I please come back next year, new alive dollop on the gold closely schools will be reflected. A credible doing we will be starting now will have enough money with inhabiting all these weak yeah big, I neer history, but was that was go schools school is the fucking hell the wicked like a at all love cars. God you guys usually hold onto that one. So young age, my fucking name, knave twig. Did you get laughed africa sloppily for one second memory?

Gary. It's all relish. Orgasm guys Don't help tommy as changes his name by is like he wants his name change. very supportive. So the austrians wanted to return the poor white austrians to paraguay. The reply from british authorities now our argentina said no distress exists amongst the families of austrians who have settled cosmic new australian. She, around two thousand paraguay ends of austrian descent. Live there today, You guys you second son, there's a lot of stuff and that elephant I'd is not about the lord knows it. I was at a bad one

classic here's the deal. So people keep sending me ideas and they be like what about these? convicts who escape their big fuckin awesome this convict, he is, then he ate all his friends said and then, if we re industry, abbe typing it up and they get the fire was like, and then he kill the beijing it's a tree tho. I don't wanna do that story says no, and this guy escaped and had a great time though, and then he raped a bunch of women. I can't do that one. So your fucking history is fucked up. What is it too late for you to do an entire episode about the history of high height saturday? I would say that would be something that spring break at times: yeah spring break once a week

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Yourself, the fuck yeah. He is so over that self fucking. It's like a place where I go to do stand up fuck off like a club but like they like it. How do you think it's like on my twitter? What do you think that club is thinking like? Oh that's normal, that everybody just says that all the fucking time leave me a lot about at the gala, the I guess the drunk casting discarded the guys. Thank you very much. The.

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