Thus you are listening to the dial up. This is a sometimes biweekly podcast about american history, Each week I read a story from american history to my friend gareth reynolds, who has no idea what the topic is about anything else to say, I'm grub. the entire god. You want to look into the other one people say this is clearly not gary garrett dave, okay, someone or something is tickling five, and this is not going to come particularly close to all our way of life. Bell. A bunch of religious virgins go to mingle and do what ray campbell well done. My friend the.

Him and haley you're going to be do you want to just start with the dating show, guys known for his insights into the nature of comets, recognizing their elliptical period, varsity, better, better. and precisely identifying the sickle whole nature of one that now bears his name. That's haley's com Where did they were everywhere, but they were in sixteen ninety one that hayley came up with a theory about the earth. He deduce that the earth's magnetic field changes because the earth was hollow and he thought hollow. Earth beings lived in the middle of our planet, o whoa. What buddy?

What is is there's no there's no foreplay on this one you're, just jamming her in we are writing to urge Jesus. He thought the earth was like one of those weird chocolate, dutch eggs, yeah and hopefully there's chocolate in there to people. Okay, like fraggle rock yeah. It's a lot. I go. Paley said the earth consisted of a hollow shell about five hundred miles thick. I love that he just came up with that number. There is no evidence of any this, but then they like topic. With these weird details, nuts five hundred miles? And then it's all in there? It's all just a scientology's taught us one thing: it's the specificity of your up, then there's two inner concentric shells at an innermost core about the diameters of the planets, venus, mars and mercury is used

It's totally out of his tits he's he's going for it yeah, but he's I mean like, like you just alluded to there's: no, there's no proof. I I think I think a big part of science is just going for it totally go for it first gas questions last he said: atmosphere separated the shells and each cell had its own magnetic pole and the spheres rotated at different speeds so inside the earth other planets tat, are spinning and going guess at different speeds. Well, where's the movie would guarantee the Torah did with the giant robots. In the oceans. Oh, I don't remember, but yeah every time, a pacific rim, pacific grant, but rather those things came from inside the earth They were living in they're. Ok, so well, he's validated will that's. I think that science, yet that's definitely science. The idea of a hollow earth persist through the next centuries. Despite scientific proof of any kind

Haley's idea of a race of rational beings, a rational, also yeah. So so there better that's already grey. populating the hollow all hollow space of the earth resonated with people throughout the nineteenth century, so people out of you, like this fuckin good It says right. This sounds good. You know what this guy's not just comments. This guy also knows what's inside a earth's guts okay, so he called the comment which he could see and then he also said a bunch of stuff he couldn't see. I can't miss he's on I have right now with these concepts holy shit, you guys Haley's going for it. Hey guy he's g here what bread is to dog. Looking at halley. Much of this belief was due to god, it was presumed that all planets that circle, the sun, must support sentient life. What like earth, god did nothing without purpose, and it was clear, therefore, that god would have placed lie.

On other planets so that they would be inhabited in the same way as our own. Oh yeah! I can you find any horse now. You know they look at such an easy cause. God It's just an easy ask anything cuz, god, god wouldn't put us here. If he wasn't going to put other people in another plant, why would he do it? Because god, hey now enter cleves, symmes, Jr cleaves, the name so good. They add the name, another child. That I mean I assume it's cleaves like steve's. It's show like Steve's with there's, not really a better version. Cleave a's. I like leaves. It just sounds better with claves. He was born in seventy and seventy nine to a well known family. His uncle was a delegate to the congressional congress fought in the revolutionary war and served on the new jersey supreme courts is coming from a family chair, a fuckin, some hot shit bothers,

John cleave sims junior added junior to his name, so he wouldn't be confused with his uncle John, oh well, quite sure. So he, not actually a junior right, but since he had the same name as uncle, he was a just commerce of junior sure would want to be confused with super respected framework. Well, you don't wanna get any that he John during the military aid, No two at the age of twenty two. He was very successful and milk, a clear, unlike almost everyone else, we have done a dollar about right during the war of eighteen. Twelve is certainly captain. He fought and won a dual about that yeah. We know. That's no easy, I has he learned french and spanish and married marianne longwood. Oh it's a good story. Man, along with junior, it should become to everybody, had to become a junior in the family yep

in eighteen. Sixteen, he left the army in selivant, saint louis, to trade with the fox indians. So that's he's like I'm out. Frontier traits and be repels for some squaws Are you there yet beaver pelts responses, His uncle were where did that? I'm, okay, okay, John, was erratic thinker and a pseudo scientist Soudas tough there? Well, he read a lot of books, so that's I mean I you know like. I feel like he's going to go for it. I could have. I could the two books on guitars, I wouldn't say, I'm a pseudo guitarist. That say I read two books on guitar, I think back. Then you were as good as world's best guitar player could do that back then no one was calling you on any shit.

is a better time. In December eighteenth, seventeen John saw a comment explode in a way that he interpreted as indicating it was not only hollow but also open at its poles is actually just a meteor, but he called it. A comment. Comments don't come down. explode, but so he saw it expert, so he saw a meteor explode and he looked at it and they said well the way that exploded there must be hollow and open at the end, yeah. Okay. So this is going oh boy. He then extrapolated that, oh planets were hollow. No holes at the end were filled with smarter people in eighteen, eighteen, a handbill announcing it. Of as circular number one began appearing in letter boxes throughout the united states. Ok, it was addressed quote two all the world exclamation point of Jesus Christ. That's a lot of printing the emperor

and an original and wholly american theory of the earth structure and geography? I'm nervous declare the earth is hollow inhabitable within containing a number of a solid concentric spheres, one within the other, and that it is open at the polls late. I pledge my life in support of this truth. I am ready to explore the hollow if the world will support and aid me in the undertaking. Sign John cleave signs of ohio, sign, Google, learn new rules by its side. Spaghetti is good. so he thinks it's like one of those russian dolls right, yeah! That's what it sounds like bright, yeah brochure and ok to the world.

it's a great way to address. I have ready for the press a treatise on the principles of matter, wherein I show proofs of the above positions, account for various phenomena and disclosed doktor darwin's golden secret. My terms are the patriotism of this and new worlds. I dedicate to my wife and her ten children, my wife and her ten children on what happened there I know you had been previously married. I dont know if she came with ten kids and if she did How does a lot of baggage Jesus so he seems like you might be a saint her ten who marries a lady with ten. Kids, I mean the way if you're the lady, the way you ve gotta bring that up. It just has to be a set. You have to be a pseudo scientists so because you start date forward like there's something I have to tell you. I actually have- Did you like? Oh ok times, yeah

and then you know you got another four days up. I haven't been totally out of another. My daughter has a brother am am he has a brother and his brothers had resistance, and then, when you get him to me, you just bring out seven, or did I not match sorry yet three left in the closet. They keep splitting there's just. there's including other one they're out of Moses, excuse me gap and then, once you foreigner kate, you said the other three. when I asked you for it so use any once he gets the action yeah. I get tens of cool, This is a different time. You know others like a guy. A guy would, you know, you'd have to walk miles. I ask one on your brain. Just have an app artists to good you're ready for his ask. I ask one hundred brave companions: well, equipped I'm asking for one hundred fucking idiot well equipped. You start from Siberia and

season with reindeer and sleighs on the ice of the sea, yeah ugh ugh we're gonna fly their gentlemen and anyone who gives a shit gets call. I engage find a warm enrich land stocked with elves, ok with thrifty, vegetables and animals. If not men, on reaching one degree northward of latitude, sixty two we will return. The succeeding spring has got a plan. yeah just dip in earth. For a little while contract out hundred brows go down, there get some veggie hundred brows limited set of railway. While we bring mega rabbit or another, do whatever is down there. I can go and exert hasn't, inside earth, you John printed violence copies of a circular. It set them to philosophical societies, com.

Just foreign rulers and governments, american politicians and natural philosophers throughout the united states, and europe have more. I just love it. Some guy in Bulgaria is like what what do you want us to you? You go centre he lives like santa claus. He says lives like santa claus, then goes inside the earth. He says of vegetables, lots of vegetables, potato potatoes. He also attached to each copy. A certificate attesting to His sanity well day, we all know that you're a good place when you have to attach I'm not crazy crazy. yeah, that's you know, you're sending out something. That's taken a pretty big step. I am not a crazy person. Rio

I have to attach a certified letter now I know it's a gig and this guy sounds fucking crazy right because they're, not crazy. Okay, if you see the attached newsletter, do you'll see that I'm not actually crazy, right crazy for thinking that I'm crazy, but here just let me give you a sure, bet to counter that. You have the note from a doctor saying you are saying yes, but then you sent out a crazy letter with it. No, no, no, not a crazy letter, okay No, no. That is a letter of my intentions. Right then, to prove that I'm not crazy. right. If you look on the back, there you'll see a letter that says what does it say, says: you're not cry. Thank you and this whole letter says you're crazy it, and if you look on the back, If there's any other letter right, I see that one. Okay, I'm just saying they, they cancel each other out a little bit. While I listen I'd love for you to come. What's in the middle of earth, yeah, there's lots of great produce great deli. It's like a great supermarket,

Unfortunately, his circular was met with overwhelming ridicule. I'm I'm sorry. We must have missed something because it sounds like you're still talk about and there's no away was ridiculed, but that at the dear john, he continued to promote his theory relentlessly over the next decade Eighteen, twenty. He moved to newport Kentucky just across the river from Cincinnati, which was at that point and at that point an emerging outpost of american science. There John devoted himself completely to promoting the hollow earth theory Jesus. He toured the country giving speeches about this terrific news his speaking fees and donations from supporters covered his travel and lecture expenses, but not much else. This left the family and kids. This left the family and great that what about he had ten kids and then came up with the theory to get out of.

but can house what about? Oh, my god, what have I married into this taking on the road I just the inside of earth hollow and off. We go ping pong ball, so his family, just great by an rents from farms inherited from his famous uncle and his Brother Peyton would kicking a little cash now and then to help amount. John was said to be an end. allegiant, informed and tireless researcher, who was one hundred percent convinced of his theory. He was a completely immune to shame and ridicule and critiques of his theory. He never blamed his critics for failing to see the truth. Instead, he assumed it was his fault for failing to communicate his theory clearly. So he is the kind of thing where people be like. While it's not actually hollow because of of the way it spins and we can see the other

planets in it. It's not a and there's no horse at the end, and he would go up you're, not hearing me you're, it you're, not hearing me, I'm saying it's hollow right and we're saying that if you look at the science, it's not wow, okay, but there's holes at the end and it's Hala nope. That's where you're wrong. Everything you just said is inaccurate. Okay, so you're not hearing me I'm here I'm going to explain to you directly you just. Let me talk just let me talk so it's hollow yet you already know Others shit and I've already read your letter. That says you're not crazy right, yet you're, crazy, okay, so then there's holes the right buddy grey, say you, that's that would rate to see if you like, that's a conversation, kind sounds like a shitty comic eyes told we think about one of rabies. Writing kinda, the like. the guy who's like got a bunch of shitty bits and then like. Even when he's explaining them stands by the fact that the explanation makes them good yeah everyone's, like no

I'm just saying you do. The the first reference to his theory is found in a letter to his steps on anthony dated august seventeenth, eighteen, seventeen. This is too as his that's yet anthony, who probably he thought is dead, It was crazy quote from the curious formation of saturn. I infer that all planets and globes are hollow. He's not elaborate any more and he must have written some terrific letters to family members. We why that's all he said There was his let that was the letter. You didn't explain more as to why he just rodents ounces of real right now. He mentioned saturn, because jean Jacques de marianne had a theory about saturn's rings. Here prophesies that the ring was a remnant of an outer shell that had broke

in pieces and fall into the earth's surface. So that's what some guy thereas, which isn't a horrible looking at it He'll be reassuring, our planet's old. That must be. There was probably a one point, a big sphere, shell, that crack open. Can I looking at a business plan. Can't figure out in my little stupid, nineteenth century brain how there could be a ring So I just thought it was engaged to pluto s. Just looks like this: I put a ring on it. Pretty much all astronomers astronomers dismissed the idea, but John was like that's it. The saturn idea bingo then proposed that the appalachian mountains, where the remnants of a collapsed ring that once encircled the earth- oh well, that's that's not hard to picture what the mountains were formed because of a shell, yep, yep, fine and dandy, to go, but that a very good with that very good. With that

john. That was also adamant that he has come up with this theory on a zone despite Hayley Benjamin franklin proposal that the earth so gas, swiss mathematician leonhard mueller and an aberration, mythology that also says it's, but other all those outside of AL. Those users of mine did John pretty much take every fact that he ran across and jam that into his theory, including descriptions of clouds. The aurora borealis components of magnetic variation temperature distribution. Patterns, I'm win an ocean currents, aboriginal hunting practices, animal migrations, the distribution of driftwood on the shores of nova, zambia, sorry zone zembla, some we'll. What is this list? These are all things. And he, but that he would take NGO others fits into my my haven't you just like a frankenstein.

very time, basely anytime, anywhere, to bring something up here, I'll that works with my. With my hollow our theory. It doesn't matter what it was. Ok, you just be like allied you're part of earth is marmalade everything a thing that he ran across tat prove the earth was hollow. He also believe that since bones and feather quills we're hollow than so was the earth you two plus two equal. It was four means right. That's it we're talking about feels a little more than an entire riots. That's not john pinpoint! I'm not crazy that I sent a letter. I hears a ladder john pinpoint. That would be great if the people opened up the sanity letter before they opened up the other, or did I just didn't get the other letter Is this: I'm not

crazy? I'm just gonna start sending hallo my name's gareth reynolds. Now, I'm not crazy. John pinpointed, the exact location of the poor openings using patterns of I saw a third vegetation in ice distribution. But what what is it? It's just for like what they they move? The deaf movements, things and vegetation grows in certain places in ice is distributed, but it's not proving indignant because of stuff, ok, I'll terms, I'm not crazy and move on through. listen to me, listen good. He said this Well, the opening was larger than the northern opening. I'm sure why not? Why not get down to that sort of bullshit? It's like my pothole in pain. If I'm yeah, we talked you have a year for second I'm in the middle of a goddamn

speech: there is some obvious problems with his theory. First vegetables need light to grow and need warmth. Sure on the vegetable front, John said that there's a lot of dense atmosphere in the polls which would cause light refraction bending the light rays allowing it to be a nice leyden. Warm in the middle, the earth, then you know brainerd. so the atmosphere is, do you understand what's happening? The atmosphere is dense. There's a lot of particles Now I understand we have lighted inside of the earth tasty desert eventually, because this particles in light would hit the particles and then it would bend bandit in the middle there, you're gonna meet like at like somewhere right, exactly what is going on in there. Ok, you can go. This is both is just there's. No look at some point

you know it's just like. If somebody telling you an elaborate lie, no, he figured out the eventual thing. No, I don't think that he did when people pointed out there wouldn't be gravity in the middle. The earth, so people couldn't live their job, Just said, Newton was wrong. About gravity, are no new, enjoy our work on this one minute wrong on the revenue side of the earth. There's good food good times, great music noons an idiot! reactions at his newton. Have a letter that says that he's not crazy does well, I do I do it's right here. I'd like you to read it. I m! Really, I'm not cry Is it reactions, scientific community? We're not the greatest, though the occasional big scientists would encourage him. The reaction keep going of as the reaction of nuts story and thomas lay was more than norm quote the part

billing sanity of this man is a singular nature. It caused him to pervert the supporting of an evidently absurd theory, all the fact which he has been able to collect from a vast number of authorities. He appears converse with every work. travels from hearns do humboldt and there is not a fact to be found in these which he does not managed with considerable ingenuity, to bring to the support of his favorite theory. In listening to the exposition of the concavity of our globe. We That interest, which is inevitably awakened by the aberration of an unregulated mind, so that this way, the tracking. When you go to the scientific community for validation at your almost their stuff

We are talking about talking about your commanding here we're not a fascinating case. On his travels John met and became friends with major thomas h, long was the first who was on the first leg of his exploration of the northwest territory. Major long was one of those who responded positively to the theory, while John was mostly being ridiculed and paper in the media. He was gaining in popularity in the west, where he was spending much of his time. His personality was engaging and his writings were beginning to gain respect. Cincinnati first became a stronghold for John. His lecture tours were received positively and he started getting favorable press reports bite yeah, I'm shaking my head by eighteen, twenty three

guns enthusiasts were hosting benefits and even began. Organizing the logistics of captain sums polar expedition Simon. What will they live? Their organizing logistics, Is there getting ready to go into the earth that organizing logistics of his poor expedition to find the whole to get in the earth? So these finally found some people who are dumb enough to try to crawl inside of earth bottle and know how Kentucky pennsylvania and south carolina. People are petitioning congress to fund the mission of John's biggest and most important convert was an ohio newspaper. Editor named Jeremiah Reynolds Reynolds became so obsessed with the polar exploration that he became, John symes protege and the bearer of his legacy. Reynolds realized john's theory would have

be accepted by the east, in particular, the people in the cities for ships to set sail to find the hole in the polls find the pole paul traps. This I mean why? What are they get it? It's not like a fucking bathtub drain reynolds convinced John, to go on a tour of these coasts at first it was not going well, but then it began to pick up steam as it moves through virginia in pennsylvania. people came out to see the crazy man lecture, but because of his personality they left wondering, if maybe we could write god while on the tour they learned that count. Romanoff chancellor of russia under tsar alexander, was planning a polar expedition. He had heard of genes theory and wanted John to be part of the journey but John past and use the information to rail up audiences info.

Dove here, he told people he would go with romanoff unless his fellow countrymen said lord on their own and we're gonna, let the roots geese get inside of earth saying is first the boy tat, the numeric american nationalism, he suddenly had a new legitimacy and attendants greatly increased at his lectures. I mean you can just picture that you could just picture the fox news about god, god yeah we're so fuckin stupid, then reynolds and jobs out of fight because rounds publicly acknowledge Maybe people couldn't live in the middle. The earth. Can you imagine so alarm? That's betrayal! What the fuck happened out there I just ice. They asked me if

it's possible that people can live in the middle yeah. I heard what happened. I'm asking you: what happened, what they just a question and answer honestly that support people can live in sight of earth day. We have great vegetables and fruit in their light, benz no, it's a fucking idiot, I'm not crazy. They both went to new york or their arguments through the press, That's fine. They finally made up what why don't you tell em? Ok, that that theory and I am a recording theory- he standing right next to you. We finally made up, but the partnership has done john left on too or in new england and can awhile Reynolds said in new york and promoted is Polar expedition Jesus gave

go on that first yeah, now John symes was getting respect. He had never had before. Students at harvard embraced his theory of a hollow with animals living inside of it animal. I the alarm of the faculty. okay. I said thank god, someone was like. Why did we let these people in the faculty held special lecture lectures to try to talk the students? of their madness and John was also catching on at other colleges as well. Respectful and enthusiastic press coverage followed John wherever he went, and public interest in the polls was greatly increasing in late eighteen, twenty seven sims chronic stomach problems became much worse. He returned to new jersey where friend and relatives cared for him and in February nineteen, twenty nine. He died his dream of a people

expedition to find the hollow earth over when he passed a public interest in his theories did wayne, but its impact is only the beginning. Reynolds still carried the flag of the polar holes and a hollow earth in eighteen, twenty eight before johns death, he met with president quincy Adams? Oh my secretary of the navy, samuel southward with their support, he'd, lobbied congress, Todd. Sorry, The third point why the so in in the eighteen twenties, a man went into the white house and sat down with the present related united states and the secretary of the navy. and he told them of the earth is hollow and that their vegetables in there and light and maybe be animals, maybe people martyred people,

And their response was, let's get on and it went well, let's get on it. It went well. It was a good, It was a good everybody at the end was nodding, there had shaking hands, there were their worth. Nobody is tax our agenda during a guy's yeah talking another. We ended up with a daddy's, we're gonna forget it. Then the oval the oval. How do we get this? Not had this not get through here, but is it just? Am I just talking to you yeah? It's just me what the fuck, but who is this? Isn't this supposed to go to someone else? That's the eighteen. Hundreds have any communication about. That's right, we're just talking to her shirts, okay,. congress said the president could send one of the navy ships to explore the south pacific. To export I mean what the fuck are. They looking for a big hole lucky whole, yet a portal they're. Looking for us

you're a hole in the thing. Ok, reynolds was appointed. A sort of a human caloric reynolds was appointed a special agent of the navy to oversee the journey. But an early eighteen, twenty nine political in fighting in the navy killed the trip. Reynolds was not deterred good. He had to find the halls that led to the middle of the hollow planet. He approached the private sector and was zestful, the south sea for company and exploring expedition paid for a private venture. Now the only reason that they would do that is because they think they're going to get rich yeah. They think you're going to find a bunch of shit in there yeah. They think they're going to go, find supercars and there's a third company. Because they're going to get hold of yeah they're going to get all these minks that live inside of earth, fucking dick hole. How many earth banks do you think of there like before we they might be bigger

thanks. Oh, but I can't even go there. I can't even think about it, yet I I I think that little minx can survive on on the top of the earth, but the big banks are in the middle. You know that expedition to there were times where it was just like some guy, like hey man. when we get inside of hers, ask what are you going to do he's like man? First thing, I'm going to do drink me some of that cow milk. They got in there man supposed to be sweeter than any. Nope we got here on the outside of the shell. You ain't, never tasted anything like it. You ain't, never taste! Anything like it really cause. I'm gonna marry a middle aged woman. Oh man, you get my citizenship to live inside of earth's belly. Three ships set sail for the south pacific in october, the Pinta, the I'm not fucking crazy and all this shit? What are we doing october? Eighteen, twenty nine it did not go well

whilst mute need. Mutinied and the ships returned in the yard was left in Chile that just dumped him off in chile where he wandered about for two years. Woe yet he finally return home home and thirty thirty four and quickly set about trying to make the expedition to the south pole, and she says in eighteen, thirty, six I don't an impassioned speech to the house of rapid realisation of cats for another journey to the holes. The holes a bill was past god, and it was supported by president jackson in eighteen, thirty, eight. The great united states. Exploring expedition set sail under the command of lieutenant Charles Wilkes Reynolds stayed behind for over four years. The ship surveyed the south

civic, they found nearly three hundred islands and fifteen hundred miles of coastal antarctica, establishing that it was a continent. They did not find a hole in the poll that led to the middle of the planet, the. U s was now established as a country that could make world class scientific contributions and a precedent was set, for scientific explanation and research in america, Johnson son america's sorry. How was not every baby

and that after nine eleven did people just didn't know that was an option. Americans. This is America's and freedom to stick, and these are our twins tower one america's remained devoted to his father's theory and push it as far as his fatherhood in eighteen. Seventy one, Charles F hall, was setting out on the ill fated polaris expedition to reach the north pole. This is eighteen, seventy one at a reception, departure hall, shocked members of the american geographical society by announcing his belief in Johnson's theory, and then he was determined to find the entrance. In the middle of the earth. Far like they were like there's a great. Are they going to the north pole? Gentlemen, I have one more thing to say: father metal,

picture what they thought the ends I the earth looks like I mean they just thought it was just like, like that's really all that the the I mean just so many of the dallas are really just about people having a crazy vision of something that isn't there. Can you just picture him sitting in the as doodling all the time yeah just doodling like him, yeah like him, with like nine women like just like in like gold with like a crown on. I think there also might be a beaver man, yeah, half beaver, half man. I mean why not it happened on Saturday.

Also there's dinosaurs inside probably nice ones. In october, the men were wintering on the shore of northern greenland, making preparations for the trip to the poll hall returned to the ship for a for an exploratory sledging journey and promptly fell ill before he died. He accused members of the crew of poisoning him an exhumation of his body in nineteen. Sixty eight revealed that he had ingested a large quantity of arsenic in the last two weeks of his life, so he probably was killed as well yeah is mercury is shouldn't submission about the ship did go on to make it further north than any previous ship. Then nineteen men got separated and we're lost for six months on an ice flow before they were rescued. The place was run aground greenland. The remaining men were rescued the next summer. They did not find the whole into the middle of the earth. They didn t have still air the idea of a hard and while I just gotta find that pork the deal hollow

I remain alive in the small segment of the population and it continues today with those on the fringe. Recently, having caught on with many on the internet she's, there is now an international society for a complete earth which uses photographs of sims globe its logo, also to expeditions one using a chartered russian icebreaker and the other. A specially outfitted see plain, are currently planned to find polar openings into the inner world. Any an johnson's insane theory that he pretty much just made up ended up firing up imaginations and pave the way for the emergence of the united states as a decent contributor to the world of scientific knowledge

discovery, yeah that there really put us on the map now. Look just because we went there to find a whole doesn't mean what we found was an important discovery. We did find then artic sure, so we found shit yeah. That seems to be how most things happen. What look if you're, if you're going somewhere to find something, does it matter what you fine, yeah, yeah yeah? I would say that it does matter. There's another idea: why don't you lift up fabric yeah, no, just like a rug just lifted up like it's a dirty little rug? Maybe it's tat, you might be a cap who knows maybe it's a cat. We don't know. I know one thing: I'm not crazy. Ok, two thousand sixteen, let's pop the cap come on guys get your bottle. Openers outward cork and earth or cat or

whatever it is big minks. Oh man, you gotta see the camels year. They have three humps women have one brand. Upside down as downside up hello, goodbye you're, gonna love like we're out of chocolate. Young is old. All these young really want Is it all cats, dogs, cats, are dogs, dogs or cats, miser, rats, rats or mice? It's just like a doctor's zeus. It's just the doctors, this novel novel Is this some dead material holy shit? I got it, I gotta go you read that set up here. What did he will not eat them in a van I can't get through. This can happen long, I'm doing my I'm doing my thesis under whose yahooville it is just hard. It's hard to crack. I got three quarters the way three. It does. You write every that you

have you read, try to refer to the turtle, not what had no way it's just so in depth in its cells. To us, it's dance is dance. It's like, I don't have a degree in in turtles. Know you know so it's hard reading now. Look I have a degree on the wall. It just says that I'm not crazy. Good afternoon, gentlemen, I'm not crazy! Now, let's talk about the hollow earth. Yes, I'd pissing, my pants.

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