'Tucker Carlson Tonight' host reports on CNN reporters' comments about censoring right-leaning media
This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
This morning, CNN
announced it is working to force
the Fox NEWS Channel off the
air
run, this country out of
business
number of prominent Democrats
putting office workers, support
that effort.
Cnn staffers have already
contacted the six major cable
carriers in this country, the
companies that carry our signal
into your home and pressured
them to drop Fox news.
Why,
on the pretext that this show is
directly responsible and
other on, this channel are
directly responsible for the
violence of the? U dot s capitol
this week.
It is time CNN announced for
the tv carriers face questions
for lending their platforms to
dishonest companies that profit
off disinformation and
conspiracy theories.
So here you have a news company
calling for censorship.
You have a tv network demanding
that media conglomerates ban its
competitors,
thats terrifying,
but its also. If we are being
completely honest here amusing,
because you can just imagine
cnns blustery little calling
into his morning staff call
yesterday,
he spent a long night sitting on
the tiny throne in his seat,
dangling just above the floor,
watching Fox NEWS and getting
angrier and angrier
by the time he reaches his
minions. In the CNN newsroom to
deliver the days orders, the
dwarf, teens fleshy is quivering
like jell, o and crimson with
rage.
Make them stop.
He screams
make them stop
the first to her battle. Post is
a former homecoming queen in
Orange County who is eager,
not a prime time anchor.
She would like to be, but she
still just a news. Reader,
former cohost of a radio show I
contemporary hit station in
Yakima Washington called Billy,
Blue and Breanna to come the
morning zoo.
Not everyone takes very
seriously.
She wants to be taken seriously,
and this is her chance.
So she tries to remember the
dwarf. Kings orders
stop Fox.
That was the main command.
Then there was a stream of
consciousness part the part
where the boss was breathing so
heavily. It was hard to make out
the words.
There was white, supremacy,
insurrection, domestic
terrorism, something like
that.
She tries to connect the dots,
its confusing but shes pretty
sure the word insurrection was
in there.
We are sure
someone interacted or acting
interactingly, something like
that.
It was definitely insurrection.
She decides to look up the word
in the dictionary to see what it
means
here is what happened next.
It wasnt insurrection
take Merriam Websters word for
it:
insurrection an act or instance
of revolting against civil
authority or an established
government
knocking down barriers, knocking
down gates, pushing police out
of the way
police would be the civil
authority, as described in the
definition of insurrection.
They broke windows and doors.
They vandalized offices,
laughs,
take Merriam Websters word for
it.
ThatS MRS Merriam Webster to
you
heres the problem.
This show she re explains
refused to call, but obviously
highly insurrection, event
and insurrection
did not use the word just
refused.
I mean seriously.
Who would do that?
Well, if you really want to know
who would do that, a white
person would do that.
A privileged white person,
someone who presumably come on
like her coworkers at CNN. In
fact, the dwarf King himself,
both white and privilege, come
afflicted with something called
white privilege,
so much white privilege, in
fact, that it blinded this
person, because that is the
thing about white privilege,
keep doing it. You go blind.
That is what the boss said:
Tucker Carlson rolled his
eyes at the idea of systemic
racism
at white privilege,
but perhaps he should roll those
eyes on over to a mirror.
It is entirely that clouds of
black or brown Americans would
have been treated as a mostly
white insurrectionist of the
capital were on Wednesday
laughs,
the lecture from the morning zoo
lady.
Perhaps he should roll his eyes
on over to a mirror,
assuming you can even do that
when youve been blinded by
white privilege,
because white people cant see
themselves right,
but maybe they should see
themselves,
they might stop interrupting,
stop being so white and
privilege.
It went on like this for an
entire segment
in a way. That is the Good NEWS.
Transcript generated on 2021-01-08.