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beautiful. Motherfucker data be alive. We hear what queer some shit gone down or did you guys see what the fuck happened? California, with eighty people, they had an eighty men gang and they just by into the fuckin. What at the store and took everything? It was smashing grab in their history smashing grabs. I saw that shit now is like that. Some flock and interesting shit, I'm afloat. Criminal type, a guy myself and I never thought about that enterprise s, not a bad fucking idea. I mean member like lex luther member, like when you I chose and shit. There was always a criminal and depressed guys yeah yeah see we're gonna. Do this like This list is always his name was always lefty louie and even the inner like when you watch focus of man to loosen local weather The next letter was charge of crime. In all like when you watch the batman shows penguin. They all had

these criminal enterprises, I'm in the mood now to put together a kind of us consider myself, a criminal forget enterprise. Even though I was a fuckin criminally idea, when I was in boulder at night, before ninety five hours. Criminal. One man show organization, I'm not very proud of this holy shit that I go often that town I never I back the boulder because of the again just the way I acted. It was now the way you act and bold in all those people Bulgaria is very nice fuck and people, and I only a crime spree in boulder from broken. p, maybe five I moved to both of the first time and This is the asshole, but I was I remember walking around on a sunday night having money in my pocket and have money in my bank account one of the only times in my life.

Stance, your fuckin bank account and walking on the baltimore, one night on a sunday night out. These to steal just cause. I was bored I caught a flock does that there was one of those cookie things with those he things that you got what the more deadly chocolate chip cookies, What do they call? Sarah Lee some fuckin. Now they just sell chump, which will cookies. macadamia. They got some brownies and there is like a kid store They left the window open like this. Watch and I was walking by and I ripped the screen not one in there I stole. If there was, thirty five thousand now it was too much So when I saw tat it was just thirty five hours I couldn't get into the safe. I just some cookies. I brought the cookies home, we like twelve fuckin cookies, like that's the asshole, that I will As you know, what did I get? from breaking into that cookie place. I broke a window. thirty five hours I broke, the register a cost

a bunch of money awakened they come in the next day. They see what the fuck is going on. I got cookies all over the falcon floor, the window his broken in. What did I thought can accomplish? That's why never understood why. Pete, like my wife, loves to leave like if she'll take a day allowed for the toll, surely down in the middle and closed the door. Guess what Somebody will break your window for that dollar. How do I know because I did it, I would follow don't. I would break window for dollar cause. I thought there was no more than that you follow me when you're a fucking when you are the mind of a criminal, you think there's more in there and that's why it's not work is like when you still I'd, never stole a cost area number one, we knew that when the cause like, if you gonna cost area from stock- and you take it out- It's not gonna work on other car, you fuckin idiot, so I was never really a stereo fuckin guy, like I had friends who that's what they did every night they went out busslin to cause

stole stereos out cause. I was always seemed fuckin childish to me, but see it. Robot in ritual park put their fuckin stereos that those blouse punks they put it three hundred m by the door like a christmas sale. One you meet, don't worry I'll fuckin took every single one of them. We go there and take five and a fuckin shot put him on the back, and can tail off it was. It was can crazy one day me and when the car we we quit, you know like we were in high school. We said fuck it we gotta play hooky. We have no money. Rangel came from the same house as me, and experiments gave him like twenty hours for the week, and that was it. If you want to do coke, you want to do qualia. You want to get your dick sucked, you gotta steal jack. So we would, up in the morning, see ok, there's no security at the stores early in the morning. They don't an intellect. Whilst we would like a ten and fuckin, we'll take got five car stereos. Do fake returns, shit like that, but one time we took a boy,

which fucking the car neighbours an ice box. He had this car that we call the ice. his head, no heat when you father parents first give your car, they give you that they cause what is to beat up when you first get your first sixteen and have his car, called the ice box and it was tougher then fucking nails is car. I'll, never forget, we'd loaded, the fight stereos in the trunk of a car and he went the back up. I'll, never forget. He was don't maybe ten miles an hour. He hit this car, he dented the fuckin car and the car. We shake it as we're driving off I'm like damn look at the fucking clock. It was doing the mambo by himself. It was just shaken and then it just that's it. That's fucking car! So when it comes to cripple enterprises, I've always thought we're pretty good at it like I could always divide. You know. I did all that shit like I did the gas stations in jersey. I've been in. I say that too loud, because I'm here now and they'll come get me, but they gotta prove it. It was night

the idea that there is no danger, they gotta find a witness if you weren't gonna gas station. Eighty five, you not good shape right now suit yourself, who gives a fuck that never gonna find me, but I did that we day in new york, new jersey. fuckin months, and I just left. I just got on the plane and the people's express and just fucking left the colorado and they're like staking gas stations at like there was It can get how many gas stations I was just getting a job and rob robin then send a memo out the guy. Stations or anything that last gas station I did was a fuckin like I just saw that. Did you see in jersey, they they made all the author fucking gas stations, a different name, so light summit. A picture. The data was brief. Springsteen gas station that we james gamble. Fanny. Anybody from new jersey now has their own little gas station in memoriam. You know what I'm saying like if they did good things hurt by yeah. the turnpike wants. You know so, there's one

the pencil embody fuckin, whatever up north. It's not it's like a park arrived. and when I saw that gas station I was like eureka cause our steel, unlike flock hidden in out even I guess I should have liked to fuck and islands for islands like I was doing those Gas station like mom and pop gas stations, but one there. Taking a right up the little or some shit, and I saw my body. I saw that that I saw that set out in other vince lombardy fuckin centre. Listen to me I got a hundred eyelids In my mind, this way Oh, my god, this is like the epa add de la resistance, I was going to fucking. I was working at a high volume, fuckin place, like all the other, while I'm trying to say is all the other places where mama grandma place and I still get in cash was, I volume place. I was gonna hit. This big like this is my last book in it. I was in colorado and that's it, I'm not.

I got away with it the two months I went to this fuckin gas station. Ahmed accommodate one? I won at one and it was one power after the other jack they were, floating around. I didn't turn or how all captain was five fill up. Ten feet The team fill it out, but you know me I'm putting fuckin two dollars and I'm hanging pumps, I'm stealing from all directions. I got money in this pocket money in this pocket money and my sack money and my nut sack. I got money fuck and everywhere and finally like it, it started Look like he was going rain. Gonna milk that fuckin gas pump till ten It was a one. The ten gaps first, our they may be pop with somebody else. Then, after that they let me go on my own and my own bank. holy flock. I looked. I swear to god, you know when you pumping she got a wad about four inches long, don't get me wrong it's a jew role in others lattice angles, and now what not this latter fuckin, but it was there.

Welcome back and the guy keeps asking me to have you drop get on my gear. I kept drop on Michelangelo hours he's here. drop a thousand of time for you to meet their some women. Flock and thunder head. I up to him. I I gotta go to the bathroom he's like at all, We open air, you gonna, wait! Do you shit, fuck, you gonna fuckin battle, that's the law. We can't go back to work and I just and into the fuckin thing- and I walked out with the rest of the people- and I got on his flock in Boston. I walked away the back. I took out that why It was less struck. Him think I wanted my not sack had another five fucking hundred dollar bills and there it was school. You don't count the money to get the new york city is bad luck in I'm saying you don't want to go. the universe, the thought that you think he got away when it yet so I just- at my seat there and people get on the bus, miss philip and buses a fucking line. I blinded up it up and I'm like when the fuck is this bus going to take off and I look up, and I see fucking cop guys

and I see little indian- do the due to hire me talking to a fucking cop cops are common in from all over the looking in Boston. I want them to have what killed service station and I'm on busted neg on bus driver. We got a speed it up a little bit we're going to hit some fucking traffic and the guys, like I gotta wait for buddy come on the fucking bus. What are you talking about and fine we thought and one person came on more more more looking debt looking around. I started looking around there like. Where could he have disappeared to? And they looked back and, like maybe he's on a bus and they started looking at the buses and I'm like oh shit, I'm dead they're going to come on the bus, and I just said god fuckin bail me out of this one and I'll- never wrong. Another gas station again, Maxine. I heard the engine opening up and started getting mc causing go into the buses, but they went to the first. plus versus like for buses from me, I thought they were going to shut down

the buses and my bus driver said- Let's get out of here. We got out they remember like flock and might even looking at the cops and the Lou indian do, I pulled out here. Mixing it around the turnpike hesitant to manhattan, I still add one more thought: an obstacle an authority in new york Sometimes a cop stay at one time. They did it to me. I got into a little beef and the fourth lee side when I got to the port authority side with two cops data. Fuckin greet me to welcome the new york, but I thought What has happened? This fuck, you get the fuck out so, forget now. That was the end. I fuckin land, port authority. I walked out on my god. Please help does not here I gotta get the colorado I walked off. There was no cause to be seen. I wanted rachel martial arts door and I bought that bruce Lee suit some game that, with the yellow and the fuckin black

stripes, and then I took one home that didn't fit that so what always the fucking time that was, but I made out with some money, but my point being that I was, I always looked at myself as a criminal. the guy always like found like a loophole and my browser this no guy. No, but when you don't call this, the shit you think of in I was talking to rich by we're talking about drugs in the effects on drugs, and he was telling me that when was get high thirty years ago that he was smoking. I would find it has one day and fairly One of his friends. Fucking took the biggest hit a crack and put the pipe down and then fell out of the car like his lungs, like he just fell out of the fucking car wasn't it he said that rich ecosystem, my best friend, and at that moment open that he dies so like it, it is money these drugs in the car and go home He wouldn't do that today, but that

goes to show you the money. I have an we always think you were your best friend he's dying. a bit of crack. You not gonna, take it but a doctor flock him either take his crack. It is money and is causing leaving their that's that yeah well, you're mine goes so you know that's the story. Life is. That's you know my mind as in thought like that he is born. My mice will, when my mind was racing dat it was racing. It was racing all those how to make a buck. Cod Fuckin rob some but he had a break into ass. I may I would just come. I will go to adapt his office. sam was born with that this office and under water, doctor. I saw something all that would go away for the doktor and his office. I'm gonna rob something I remember law suit, and I haven't got all chiropractor for him to forget. check me out and see what we were going and next thing: you know I went there. It was a sadly the boom boom ass. Any fight was on this back and eighty one. Eighty two, eighty three

but he was watching a booby monsignor fight. It was a fight to the death. I went to bed, on the way the bathroom at the doktor office I saw there was a suitcase and whether that this office, you know, I opened up that model the cheque book in the fuckin prescription pad one that What was I gonna do with in do anything with it the cheque book, able to find and what happened a week later, the cops my ass. He got arrested with the fuckin cheque book and I got it. Conspiracy, the falcon defraud somebody or some shit. I think I said got the woman in bergen gaddi. They just I got rid of it when I moved back thirty years fucking later so that was always my luck. You know what I'm saying but this I think it the pandemic. I dont know what sparked, but these criminals. been common out everywhere. I saw the fuckin numbers. What a box one of the guys I follow on to a good guy posted the nuts where's the california a couple days ago. everything except car theft.

Those seventy seven percent. murders europe? Seventy seven percent aggravated rob greece, with a weapon arab, seventy percent robbery, rub. Seventy percent muggings rub sixty percent cot deaths of fifty percent These are all organise guys. This is not they. Banditry the last year, This last summer was when they talk about their plan. If you look at vegas, if you look at san francisco, you look a california. If you look at portland chicago crime is up big time. I mean big time weapons murders are up. Big time what's happening to the world right now, but it just doesn't falcon, feel right. That's why I'm happy instincts. Even today, we were supposed to have a zone with Steve simone because nobody yells thanksgiving.

more than me, Steve, some on being together at sir family. You know I'd dixon. ladys down in florida when the pen- Damn it happened in california me steve dean lee jimmy schubert damn I forget what his name is- we all got so tight. That was the one thing about the pandemic tat I think gun tied with my people, because I have a small nickel in new jersey, but I can for them a lot like MIKE I care out about, like my local isn't as big as ally anymore but it's just so weird how you joined together with you people when things go day. amendment nine eleven. You know nine eleven. Happened them in the morning, and I was home When all of a sudden, I had a coffin rogan who never used to come down a daytime there

We rarely unless it was coming down for meeting a son. Call me up on nine eleven that monies. How do you feel come on down. I remember that we all want the might famines house a bunch of us ricky crews round free flock and all of us just got together. Dec and whatever you had gone on you put aside and we always sit by the tv I think about those days not might while man we really had a special thing that I'm a man, the famous house. We all went. The ralphie me Jane more What can Celine jody furred egg fuckin, Josh, wolf that'd, be twenty less ralphie was poor, flock at that time We were and run a free me. We all chip get him put together. A fucking gumbo. Nine eleven, the original I'll, never forget. I got mad at Jay more because he criticized ralphie shrimp. I mean we didn't have no money. You know what I'm saying it's like. We could buy fucking prawns

this is a so we just bottle katrina shrimp. You know the little ones I came from katrina creek, a tree. At fuckin, they had eyes this shit, J was saying that does team. I had a week. We had such a good time. You know and that's the whole thing like people never really understood why. I want to come back to jersey. People never really understood, I'm italian after fifteen for two months I want it to be close to family again. You'll enjoy not for nothing. You got no family. I got no blood family, but I got tons of family here. and some of these people and I've just recently met become a my family like the way MIKE. Is you know we just this is it? This is a guys. I don't like acquaintances at all small chatter. I, like you too, involved with me will not take effect. Can you not in saying this? I don't know your daughter s name, if you don't know my daughter's name. If I don't know

It's like yellow, but if so we got family I wanted to get close. We were looking at I am in this country right now, we're not in a good place guys we ve happened around here and the planned gas will crack and stupid jokes and shape, but we're doing all right. But there's a lot of welcome people struggling right now, a lot of people in a fuckin shot. I mean you know financially mentally is the big one I mean. No fuck ingenious, but you go on social media and there's a lot of people for losing it If you guys notice, I haven't been fuckin around too much our social media I wish you a nice good morning. I put up the podcast put up a song I move along. I wish you a good day. It's not good case again get assaulted every time. This has never happened. This is never fuck. It happened to me where you post

composite, not man about I like you, I don't give a fuck about peat and fuckin. could that she- and I mean this- is like this bad that we all have live vicariously through Kim. I dash I love. Pete davidson he's a great fuckin kid, with the emphasis on kid he's a kid he's just looking to have fun all these people. I wine fuckin. What still moore, PETE davidson he's a kid he's twenty seven years always finally got a managed cock. Would it I too wanted to know what I'm saying and he's on one of the best shows on fucking tv. I don't like the show, but it is one of the best shows on tv you get on a show on tv. I don't care if you're missing fucking tonight, you got one thing ahead: you find some bits to suck your dick, because they're gonna think you're special, so he's good lookin He's got a grey fucking job is a canadian. What else do you know he's gonna, fuck bitches, all the time, if you can

stop every time you folks a bitch to analyze the situation you going to loose check as he's gonna. fuckin bitches chemist just a little chemistry, couple months till dawn, pod I'll break up and like the way it was with the czech some fuckin underground, start a shift in the world and the world that what about fucking came back and sale is focus and it's not even a body in her face with her. She opens a mounted the last rarely inaction you like one. Whatever it is, whatever it in english, it makes my dick no matter what the fuck is. I mean I'm, not a big. on the world movies. They're classics tamil. I bet they class if somebody else, but in know jumping on poor fucking, this poor kid now is sling and dick. Let him swing back again, I think, katie's funny as fuck and he's just this love. You ve been around a warm person. Pete davidson to top or his,

tools and staten island the sand. I live, he's a warm sweet, fuckin kid I met pete, there since they were doing opium and anthony Get who is with us, but Heaven I had a blast- were smoking obey preparing ship back and forth but then I saw him at the stall at night and he was buck wild again. I gave him some fucking Joey diaz murder refer. He was all happy and shit because he didn't want to wait. The kids fifty eight year old, fuckin kid. When you get that three, your your life will be a lot easier. Yes, I'm serious, and I respect my business and I get up in the morning and I work hard, but I'm a fucking kid. You know when you have fuckin kid, you just look and have fun tomorrow is bought them. Thanks, given days me and my wife anniversary, we ve been the four twelve fourteen years, one met terry hours.

Thirty, seven years old, if you thought I was gonna marry terry. Rocks in your fuckin head. I wasn't gonna marry anybody When I got into comedy, I got divorced and the whole thing my goal to do. One thing I swear to you guys smoke pot. Do coke do comedy drive. I need some pussy on the road That's all I wanted to do that was it. lenny Bruce junior, not that I have the town to Lenny Bruce, but I It's comedy is, you know, last year when all these people came out with these vulcan allegations against as one in that one and myself, they forgot the most important thing about comedy people get into com don't get. I mean you have some nice people uncommonly like bill berwin, you know guy like was a funny guy like that

went to rehab. He dumped his wife and his little john mulaney. You know I thought you guys. You know where that real sweet guys or what the fuck are you talking about oh yeah so, Terry was just like hang out until If she figures out that I'm a fucking loser and throws me the fuck out that all I want to do is fuck and suck and eat and smoke dope. You don't wanna. She gonna realise that budgetary terry hit me different terrier, from a different spot guys you know, like I don't know. If you were a formula for love, it's fucking great and I think one of my first, The fucking songs when I'm in the radio like mohammed COD, the song that may me the happiest, is remember the time when we fell in love I know it a song by Michael Jackson magazine action right next to his kids in shit. You know whatever

I think- and I may make a bolt from a heavy metal world we both like flock today Alice in chains. Nirvana, we were talking about pearl jam. I think pearl jam is great. I was looking for an argument with MIKE before I'm like fucking probe jam is the best fucking badly. They are dirty buccaneers, they ve been daunted, no complaints, no drama. You know they bits take a trial when they were young because they would confuse they want to be. top of the world, but they were met with the thought that we were not social, whatever we're a flock band and therefore can phenomenal you know, but only where they get back. The terry like I didn't, want to do anything but terry. for me. We ve all fallen in love, man and it's you know it sucks about life. For me in my mouth. Women reform ludwig nice with his wife, I'm with my wife. those first couple of angles when found love- oh my god, it's fucking great, and that's why I love that Michael Jackson saw I love you

I know the solemn told them. I remember the time that have used. Have you seen that video lately? I wasn't. Holy shit when a side watching David lee raw saying I'm no body like it just takes your heart, just ably rights, eyeing imo bodies, a grey familiar, but at murphy's remember the time with the model a man at him, free was a comedian or something like that as the basketball player, magic, johnson, magic johnson said it with the hiv. I mean That song is great because that's what it is remember the time when you fell in love- oh my god I'd call on em fuck and pick Poland has issued gonna, get coffee having sex the first couple times. You really don't fucking know what

The person licentiate listen manage great and when I first started me dayton, terry I hate to say that there was no love in my heart. I didn't really hurt me love. I was a fucking dirty comic. I was look in the fog people, I'm sure I had some diseases with me. I my three or four diseases in I got fungi toenails. Not because I got fungi tunnels its because you diseases that are in my body of fuckin viruses that are running through my body. I had a fuckin positive result copy. to go for a syphilis test before mercy was born. Now I haven't been when nobody strains in twenty five. is, how you have surplus in two thousand Thirteen if you didn't have in two thousand for years, I was going to fit that it was a mistake in amazon like they came back with a mistake, but I had all that shit media,

had all they should it just went away. Eventually I didn't take anything for it to get put some fucked list arena my dick and took a ride you put some listerine. I need dick and wipe your helmet. we think goes away plus one they suck it than I did think they cyclists to read it tastes meant thee taste delicious, but when I where's my terry. There was no love, my fuckin future guys there was. I was a fucking caveman. you know it's like when I met your rogan. He was still hunched over he. Never pike. Yes, I said that. Do I know what I'm majority we still an ape. He was still hunched over dog and the little by little. He straightened up, then he smoked pot and fuck that it was on. You know what I'm saying, but when I met Joe rogan, he was an ape when I met terry, I was a fucking savage man. It was good, the savage that I was and I had a. Tape down my shit, I mean listen, guys I lived with her. We moved in together six months. Maybe

And we were together the whole fuckin time. Had a guide and one of disrespect her when I lived with harris' shit like that I was pretty fucking good. I was really good oh that sexual shit, all that that one out the window, the auditing I was doin- I was terry, I was bad- was not coke. You know that that was the only When I first met her, I didn't want to break her heart I realise that she was so fuckin sweet that. What would I eat? I broken other women's hearts. I'm african proud of it, but I did it unknowingly. In our view, a guy, and I have a lot of good points, but I have a lot of bad points two, and I know that go on in one of my had points- is another romantic. I'm never gonna get roses and low on the bed and walk over him I'm never going to carry it that rosebush. I hold your hand, you know o j And-

I'll be there for you when, when you need me, if you're sick and all that shit, but I'm not a big romantic guy, like my see people fuck him tv and then I love this. My whole lovemaking session last ten minutes after ten minutes ago Can we have time? Please shit role around and kissing it, and all this gino women, why you don't make love to amend and how gum and rubbed his back and talk to him? Listen, let's go. We shut the door on people who see lawn. Start in ten minutes of silence I have been a romantic guy, but I do care, for people I genuinely get far from the fuckin third I care for anybody who feeds me. That's me secret when they wrote. at cliches line a man to quit. Way to a man's hardest to his stomach. They were talking about uncle joey, I'm sorry to fuckin dropped.

design you right now, but it's the truth. I I always loved women who fuckin fed me like without me. Ask god makes my dick in a girl that you have a crush on and next day she brings a chicken cutlets school. That girl was gettin, a fuckin, bigger, some uncle John, I wanna take care because I bought it. My people when I met carry the thing that made her differ many other women, but I was with at the time, was that she caught the me on the light of what date She had me over. We were both broke. We both to each other that were fought. Him broke and she made me some checking and some fuckin black bread beans and corn, bread and cheese felt great edges. Tasted like love If that's the way this thing to say, but it just tasted like love when I ate them, I gotta go that way from this bitch

the spell out me: it's gonna make me form of wood and she did she fuckin dead again my flock and well, you know it wasn't You guys what would put the pussy dog was her inside which she was about in. I am I always looked at bruce lee when he used to date when he was married to his wife- and I was like Why wouldn't fuck him looking gagging to an ugly white woman like that. Will she'd not an ugly. Why woman she just wasn't as attractive as I thought she would be for fuckin brutally and Firstly marry that because he he. love. What she was she now and I saw show on tv is lay that, like ten years ago, They were interviewed sterling scylla fat. Whatever his name is he's. One of I think he was one of the guys and how bruce Lee put together and that a dragon sought me. He was some d. Do it enter the dragon and he spoke about whatever

Ruth lost it the only person I really put him back together was his wife Linda. You now now for my experiences. At first. I was very listen. I come from the old school cut that you never got nobody. What your problems you now as a man, you don't call a woman with your fucking problems talk to other guys or you figure model was, you know, do what we need to do about the set sail this problem. You don't fuckin bring it up. Woman, the limitation. I did I warn against all laws and one against if any man would do because I decided why have around her she's dead? be a part of my dream Why have her out? Why have anybody around them? it'd, be a part of your dream. If they're going to be a part of your dream, you gotta tell me your strong points and your fucking weak points.

was I went to her. two thousand one or something like that and I fuckin where was struggling and what I wanted and guess why she made sure that shovel anymore, nobody out me book roles. Like my wife did if you look at my db colleague of mine db from thousand to die for just don't look at the tv shows. Look at the movies! Also you gonna go what the fuck did you do? What I did that q and a in mountain view for the fucking soprano movie, the guy that curator the gallop I brought together said something that I never fucking know I don't. What do you guys? Stick I sit at home and count shit. He goes next gamble: introduce Over seventy five credits on, I am db. Remember looking at him skies viking line of people Why I thought and came home that night

my baby and holy shit. Ma am a b as a lot on it you could see the falcon development like cos As you know, I was doin one days on me these small movies and then I just fuckin, ran up. I did a good job, a comic. In that way. I did a good job with micro. It can be. I wasn't the best comedian, but I was consistent. I stuck to it and I was fuckin crazy. I tell you what I wasn't that bad of an actor either. I never saw myself as an actor I saw myself as somebody doing something just to feed my fucking wife and myself and keep my cocaine. But intact. But after I did a couple, I kind of liked acting and I got into it my fucking. You know I'm not amazing, the guy, I'm not going to sit here and tell you to all a fuckin meissner guy I studied get now. I just I got a booklet and when I got it In addition, I open that booklet am. I take

decides and I do it. The booklet tells me to do to the too. I write background for the guy. I fuckin right a story for the guy, I feel at all fuck him blank. So when I put the audition on paper, everything is called the debt and when I put the additional tape. I'm sorry everything is covered. Nobody goes to additional. No more, you go. You put your fucking decisions on tape, so I the same thing over and over again I dont deviate from that plan. Anything it book that I use this advantage. Shoebox workbook cabana job, because a great acting he turned away before I started studying with her, she had are berry and she had She went to academy rewards back to back. Nobody does that shit so I had to go see what this lady had to offer and I took like a private with her one time. Might we just went over an audition question like a hundred dollars for an hour.

a hundred dollars for ass thou betray me You guys, you know me, I tell you everything I think ralphie pay for it, at a bar or the money from ralphie and ralph, he paid for the four because ralphie I used to go to a different lady, so ralphie understood that sometimes you gotta pay to fuck and get the right. You know like just to get it right. I mean listen Lou Goose MA am acting coach for years on set ganda faint. He had an acting coach and said that he went over everything with you all big sties when their comments I'm not talking about these overnight. Fuckin fly by my cock suckers. I'm talking about these. Do that you look at. Denzil ok, whatever his name is vulcan there's a lot of guys that when they work hey, listen, you're, gettin, six, seven! What denzil makes he's gotta be making a hundred thousand a day when I was born you may that kind of money you pay somebody

somebody and those guys they want a big one. Like I told you, my lady was a medium range unmanageable when our really, she wasn't even may re. She want to fuck and ask us so He won my parents like two four at it. Now she wants four hundred for an hour or coaching So if you get yourself a twenty page audition, you know you get yourself a big fuckin audition. This is the things you need to do to get that fuckin role, to be great, but they all had slackened act encroaches on the said. I did I always knew began to phinis acting coach. I was thinking I call on it to, but you must want ten thousand now on our, so I don't like it. Much as I do, it's, not a fifth eight nobody's writing roles for a final fuckin cuban and if I can do it, but You don't want it at another time. If I get busy, I would consider taken in acting class learning all over again,

I don't know what technique to use might know whatever. I just use demanded chadwick technique, and whatever she bow from people know a couple years ago to using ago kinda jujitsu shane great guy fuckin built like a fuckin, gave me a book about acting and that's it. not a great book. I forget the fucker, maybe now I have at my draw. He gave to me that in red it like, I said it was a good book like kind alive, and then His friend was my friend also set. You knows dad was a big time acting fuckin college. I forget what happened now guys. I'm sorry, sorry, the father up and I read that book the next fucking day. That book is great. So now, when I get an audition I also look at that because of anyone who gives a fuck about that. The reason why I booked all those projects was because I came clean with my wife, my girlfriend at the time she was named

fucking life. I came clean with some, I never even dreamed doing. I would never do before and ever since I did that, I opened up the door watch called a real relationship. She will living like fake relationships, the relationship I had my first wife and all that offerings that didn't work out. There were fake relationship, that's why didn't work out I was using not using the word. Isn't using. The word is when I, these relationships. I wasn't a hundred percent committed. What do you mean by committed? I want and cheating at all. I cheat not people because like how you ve, how I felt when somebody cheese on me. So why cheat non people saddle mean committed being or when I didn't shoot out any of them. Haven't she does anybody since fuck and I was in great school grammar school. I cheat a girl I didn't I didn't, We feel right to

I cheated on her with his now god knows where she is and she broke up some kid. me out there and guess what destiny together and there still fucking mary but who gives a fuck about that, my point is that I wasn't committed committed, is one The other person knows everything about you. I was much on my horse- had met the other women and I wasn't mature enough to understand these things that when with somebody whether your man or are you with a woman? This advice is to all you guys and trust me. This is what save my ass. I did even with my first wife, she knew I went to prison. She knew I ship. but I was I was honest. His weather. But I was in all and with what does that mean? That means that. I didn't share my struggles with her and she didn't share hers with me and when she tried two shares at me. I wish

the down. I'm really sorry that that's what really put together a relationship is when you both sharing your struggles, I'm not talking about my country. Ten bucks for the rent this month will put the right. Now anybody could do it. That's couples. Do I'm talking about really sit down. with your love, one and trust me guys never done this before, don't think that I am saying this to you, because I didn't scope in this tat was thirty. Seven is all thirty eight is out and had been discovered. It just happened. and then I saw the result of it and the result is that there is day will then have a twenty four can first anniversary Twelve anniversary of being married, which means nothing compared to that we ve been together twenty one years and if I had to credit Nathan, like a people came to me, said: listen people stay mary for fifty years

eighty is forty years and they give you advice and you listen to it now, I'm a fucking bomb you have to say I'm a fucking idiot, I'm really happy, about twenty one years, because I would never had gone to this goal, would never gone to this number. If I do the thing is. I was telling you included in my life, the struggles list I was an honest her about the coke at the time, but once I cleaned up in the cold, I sat down and I explained Michael struggled to her when I came Two new jersey am, I was eating action it rebound. and I got sick. I didn't I from her. That's the first. Where's my went to she knew I was eating this annex all time. For me she was she was with me. Watch me going jolly, be careful

Those things I'm only half I'm stock, I didn't know what she was talking about. Rebound anxiety, If I'm listen to her, I wouldn't be indisposition right now, so. When you're relationship, I mean I'm an apple, great time tomorrow and thursday I'll today and tonight, yeah daughter gets her promotion. and now at kickboxing effect, Does she gets up tonight to blue belt or blue belt too? I dunno what the fuck it is. So when I to get to celebrate, the blue bout and me and my wife being agenda twenty one years, but our real anniversary hysteria is tomorrow for thanksgiving him. I don't get it gift. Yet when I finish up here, I gotta run and get her at least the fucking cards. You know what I'm saying I dunno what they get for anniversary, but I'd get one the a piece of fuck him. She hasn't expensive jewelry. So thank god. I moved out there he's gonna like some fuckin ma.

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put away some money. Our wedding caused a thousand dollars thousand thousand, were still together so far. You mother, fucking women, that one again white Thirds in all this shit in then, a year later find out that he's can the ugly housekeeper like right now like honest watch. Vega was in fact go, get our warmest check with particular desperate housewives, loki mexican evil angora. She had a wedding, wood pigeons and shit. She married that sheet and brother flock that do work and her sister. The fact that the blue dude from the san antonio spurs. You guys you remember that the wedding, they kissed eighteen times every be banging glasses. Let me pigeons loose and he was what can the housekeeper so is my way? and caused a thousand bucks. We got married and a fuckin third rate chapel, and we had a pie yet the hollywood fuckin bowl. We got chicken from rouse them.

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