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so? My acupuncture was right. She was like you, don't need it you you don't need to make this. after you knock your wife a bit. Fifty that's your foot. in test ass to what do you need to make the stars drone get a shot. One like my friends telling me that are better off, not I'm better off. Now I take a little testosterone pill twice a day. I live waits you do you little. protein drink at night before you fuck him hit the crib, but my potassium pills. I'm done when magnesium, that's what I've been living off of magnesium probiotics out my friends, don't do you Stem cells and testosterone bill. Get this check now. Look at me, I'm fuckin old, What I'm original superman go to the gym I'll. Take a protein check out of banana I'll cut down on carbs and I'll walk amendment How can I do in any that shining grown my hair back, I'm not getting fuckin plugs

done. I shaved my head at thirty two I was like I'm out, I'm out good for you Has the comedy going? What do you think and so on I don't know, did it's a we listen. You know, you know we ve been. it's hard to get these engines back up. You know I did it for twenty eight years nonstop pretty much every friday and saturday night. Much every night of the weak, except where maybe sundays, even sundays for most of that twenty eight years and then to shut it down for a year and be home on fridays and saturdays and to kind of get used to that shit. He's now I gotta life back the day I had no light was just me in some shitty apartment in new york city. Now I got it back yard. I got my kid who I fucking love. These got baseball. I got my wife, we have dinner, we barbecue in all the shit so now to get

but put the morning yet car the airport jackie, yet on a flat complain, go to the fog it there open that up you don't mean get get them. I'll, tell all that shit. It's it's man, yet those engines up. And again to the club due to shows fucking kill me Would you tell me: did you gotta work yourself up to that? Now? You gotta do like a show and I guess, set for like a month a show and then do a guess at on the second, shall I you know bob I tried and it just wasn't working for me I ride for about six. seven weeks. I took the guy from march. Second, like everybody else until august, I got stage with our man rich boston, florentine that these ten overmore will use perform that I good dead night daunting. Scan of that bear was common dragged me out from the fuckin thing into the woods at that.

we fear I had. I did good and then I started doing spots and uncle then he's great club, I loved dino, but love. wasn't feeling it. I wasn't feeling it. I couldn't write, no material and I hate don't talk. An old jokes you know so I said you know what dino. Let me pull the plug. Let me get my heart and my soul. In my head connected and I'll come back I'm flattered ready. You know what I'm all of you. You did. I failure. Yes, it is the new it's the new, like back in the day back a couple of years ago. I would, some would happen. This will go down. I hold it. I wait till the weak, Yea I go to the seller. I work where'd, you work it and by the end of the week. I have a new bit and I'd be good to go, and it was I. thing was lower. Now I'm trying to come up with shit, but it's not. there's something missing like I lost something like I can't. I know what the fuck it is, but.

even on stage about again I'll stop bring some up and I'll just go, it's just dies I want to have an go back, you a bit, but I know works, and then a common guilt sets in we like fuck man and then you see these young box covered up. We hire you not adjust Now hungry little fucking lions That's right! You know, and you know I think I gotta pushed through what I think I think what I'm gonna do is try to get a night. go down like every area. you'll irish sheep beers. Beyond it. We got a united stand was, this guy sack so fuck you I'm just gonna do. New stuff and everybody else just coming up is fucking off, and this is it. This is just gonna sock, a joint doesn't suck you. Don't it because something one out like a pie. Light went out with the new stuff and its

Let me go on the road and you smell like shit. Is you know you know when you look out that guy knows that you? I heard that job before you got any like back it's it's hard now area whose job is everybody's, do under the fucking called. It should do so we gotta get out of that error. You know and the whole world changed to forget that certain things you you know, what you eat in your head? Whether look, I don't give a fuck. I don't gotta be plan, I'm going to do what I want say what I want and if I think it's funny but I do it, but on the other your head, that is their like. What the fuck you know they can't listen. unless you got a tv show, or they can't take them from me, it take responses from me and a tv fuckin show. I can't take what you but the time you ve put in, and they can't take the microphone from you and if you sound,

It's these club honours though either scab off and I ran his head. You know it does not work and I don't give a fuck as long as you pack the fucking room and go. Don't give me a hundred. Fifty percent you'll always be a great comic and always have work. People gotta This cancel cultural fuckin minds. Do you know, I'm going straight ahead. Whether you cancel me, I'm not. I don't give a fuck right my kid now you write and put him in a fuckin trunk of a car. You think I'm worried about, cancel, conscious badge, you guess my fuckin deck now at this age. done it all! You want to come at me now because three years ago, some girls suck my dick at the comedy store, wanna, be friends with a get. Now you want to come at me over something like that and try to cancel list and go fuck yourself. You know you got no you're. The reason why cancel life exists is because but let themselves get cancel out go out there. You see what happened in Israel and fuckin.

I was dynamic dead, throwing rocks. That's me on the stage I'll be out there thrown fuck em rocks you text you it's like edits, hysterical. While a new text. The craziest shady checks that each ex food every time you go To jersey text with a piece of pizza or the egg role at chance, but you check some crazy shit. I tax bill shit to use a girl, remember crisis occurred after the biggest kika yeah tax, the ship picture twitter because then you'll get a twenty two thousand back the weeks everytime you open up a twitter you'd. Think, like it's happy birthday, it's a big piece of shit with shit all over the toilet. You can't do it on the instagram or any that know each other. I would send them to the fucking time and time would actually look at it and I get and what the fuck it it's they too winches. What did you eat with it would really messed with terms insides light. What well, you sent me there's now. I gotta take a shit the magic,

you don't want what am I going to do? It was just people have no idea the. The craziness that was gone Then we asked the lees apartment. We moved into an office, unlike but by the time oh yeah, did you hit somebody with your card door? I don't have a car, that's. Some eleven was guys it was flock in real There was a sudden eleven on magnolia and whatever, we're languishing pass language and pass lowood. What was industry now comes clangor. Maybe a window was croatia and there was some eleven man had his moments from The time a handle guy hit This guy withdraw bottle of vodka milk at him, something daniel I had the lock. You had the long canyon, seven eleven, which was fuckin. Ices

every time you went in had determines a really good music on up to eight minutes. You be doc, insane jihad, because date there would play them who's. The guy loud, like you, ve, been they're gonna. Nothing though you dance, jihad had fuck America that and then they killed the owner yeah together, the fucking owner the isis people right in front. They stabbed to death right in front of the laundry mat, not our people, you gotta be in on this shit, the believe it. But then there was another southern lebanon burbank and I'm sorry. It was an bareback. We rent in an office they had remained quota, buy back and calling it was a dump the office, dump. I had no windows, no easy No, I see the table and we had an african amount. We can account in the next two or so a consultant, not even that it was a. What do you get? a notary travelling note around public She fought inhalers I'm day why, from day one we want

and we like mate lived. There was no windows, we couldn't smoke, we met and we didn't We never small, now underway, locked the vapor pipe that you can't smell have philippe may one day and investing in our she'd bang on the fuckin war. If you listen carefully by episode bang on the war will ignore. I know we're and their asses off then we were and then there was an earthquake with rick rainbows. Oh Jesus forgot about that. The earthquake with rick re most familiar in them. We just stop. That was a tremendous podcast moment. We had my god, my uncle in their yeah we did it with my own role here and there took over there. We found them move out to like fuckin barbecue place all were there, not hollywood and right that was just a dump. The guys I walk Then there was dead three minutes on drenched with sweat and I go what's up with you, conditioning egg was its on. Who I am

fucking crazy, it's a what is it that he seventy eight? Would normal people put it like I'm miles now my shit. Fifty two there's penguins bottom, when the the house, the rent, the whole fuckin thing, but then I did pod gas, with great great great great great drake ok, you're forgetting in office, which one you're, forgetting the one on next to the internet, where the homeless go leaping, and now I did a little office, we got office. A little creepy were about to get killed because when you left there it was fuckin scary was just dark, but that is a fun one, because we would do the periscope on the stairs. Yet we would put away too, fuckin joints, ah and by yeah and those like an hour at acting school downstairs. There was a lot of weird shit in that office, but they didn't mess with us. There was- actually we found out a we delivered company, also in that in will be

at the end at that was right before we're gonna move, but that office that's, we have angel salazar, that's why had stephen bower. We had Dennis half dennis with his assistant, falconer rapist with monica when he kept playing the fucking harmonic any longer. and then I don't know what may this move their from there. we might india will become available or something right over there. A day's january. I I had mercy and I took her to the park and my wife as I bring her back in an hour and I'm like what the fuck are we going to do back in the house in an hour, so I kept her in the car It was morning I went to seven eleven. I got his hot dog shit and I got her. An ice we're walking back the guy came up hey you still interested in office. We have one available on the second floor,

and I was fuckin blown away. You know, I guess we itself take a week as we gotta get the caskets, how they're gonna fuckin caskets, because across street was a funeral paul and they were using it as a casket place? I didn't know that Jesus Christ, I didn't know the caskets- were being stored, yeah, maybe caskets in there. What are you fucking nuts and that was. the final office. We weren't there for four years and it was just tremendous that office was, I still remember, in the wars down how painful it was. You know, is kind of not why now but You know Lee with it. Eight years you got the fuckin lease. I admire the space with awfully sunday? You turn into an empty is gone back, its common agenda. It was just really weird. How did you feel my came through

that being said does about a year ago. It was about a year ago that I said you know it's time for us to end this. How did you feel I first well I wouldn't have stayed in L. A nearly as long as I did, if it wasn't for the cast. I didn't like. I missed some people and allay the weather right now, but the ally didn't. I never like delay. There's always gonna, be a little bit of sadness, but it wasn't it wasn't really out of the blue you'd been talking about leaving for, like three or four years it felt like at least I know no like male downtime, but you know. I always where were you because I guys I've said this for months and people ask I honest,

We feel like our relationship is better now. Yes, I feel like it. It's good. Cause I mean you ve seen tv shows podcast anything go on for too long and now wouldn't like that, would hurt. had a great time doing it. I. I miss you, but. It is this kind of weird armada, another very religious person, but if you, look at it. We start the podcast, the first week of september. twelve ended last week of august of twenty twenty arisen. And the other place that David would know we talk about in such a poetic in a credible way.

I gotta tell you I'm very proud of being from new jersey, but this movie pushed over the top of it there. I have to really be out. This was my stripes. This is my boy. Good jacket. You know this is my job. funny you he said I was again. My wife was wise in it she's not watching now for about two and a half months, so I tried to play they get watch you what's in it and shake, as I have already seen, the episode back and forth sometimes I'll come in and she's watching the last episode a couple of weeks as she was watching the episode when Carmel had a visit, the guy in college at columbia, to go out to lunch, to try and to try to get the fifty grand from She goes. I didn't know you from jersey. I didn't know you were timing of yeah ross. Short for rosati. You and he goes something about the jury.

the school system. I have always been fuckin proud about jersey, school systems. I think I learned you know I've fucked, the savage from the jersey school system does that in just teacher that's cool. They taught me how to get over how to get free milk. I don't fuck around new jersey, the driver red teacher daddy. We used to talk them the stop and getting chinese food that why the fuck in education we might cars, we used a fuckin sign up at a quarter to eleven. To make sure he would have the car we are. We would be until eleven thirty who talk him into C'Mon, Mr Mcgrath, you gotta, stop it and yet a couple states on a stick coming. When are you hungry, he's atavism? When we get the stake on a stick and make sure he knew one? First, then, with you guilty I am now you can't rather sad world good, but some about being from jersey? Like I told might when I got here last september I took

my daughter around the corner and right away, I remembered kids in new jersey. You ready for this. Most it's got to play it josie. You are at the dot like when I was a kid new jersey. I used to give my mother a hug and tell like I left a will. in november, the pillar it why my brains and my wheels cause. I'm gonna die. Kids new jersey didn't blocked. The plain fact is: whatever you want die, like god, forbid, some car pulled up. Do you and your plane stick ball and wanted you to move? You know me fuckin fight. We got into his kids what people do and caused is one of the pay you to drive down the street right now, it's too out we get, basis, a fuckin loaded. We got the port rican up at bat and you want to fuck and drive the fuck out a come back in twenty minutes yourself and we'd fucking jump the guy- and next thing you know, said this something about jersey, there's something about being from brooklyn

something about being from the bronx there's something about being from ireland, but there is something from being from Josie mae? You want the ice close to your city, correct, Yes, sir, I grew up in the end, some are wholesalers and bearing the county, and then I grew up in my hand in jersey, going back and forth my whole life. And then we moved out to l a and in in middle school. So I was in middle school and we moved out and I did middle school and high school on l, a I turned eighteen and went back to new york for for college and now been back ever since you know I'm an east coast boy. I thought and love it here any. I do agree like. I think that, after? During this movie? There is a certain pride about jersey that I have now that I never had before. Just a real, a real love for it, so yeah

as I was: shooting a movie my days off. I would take the ferry over and I got reacquainted yeah I got reacquainted. I took a couple of rides of my friends, bergen county and I said what the fuck am I doing out there. It was just a process of. When can we make the move back here and a lot of people know knows we were supposed to come back and shoot. Will you, I did shooting already on the night and the yeah. I was the last day before a gas shut down, which is that I it was the phone booth, see that the scene before we got shut down when we lose our issues here, tat yeah, the scene then we got shut down and we

Copyright is waiting you now for fucking. Wherever in september came around, we we did, those ratio is less couple scenes did you did you ever with a in jersey, nope yeah. I know we mean David, you know we. I know David really wanted to shoot more in jersey. I got to shoot. I believe, to day he's in jersey, and I remember I just felt different. There is like something really special about it, beginning to like I was just so happy. We got to shoot a couple of things in in new jersey. Just don't really write. You know what I mean. It was awesome when I got the move, I was very sad about hanging nor I was like far gonna shoot no work amendment. No six months at the spanish kitchen, yeah rape,

portuguese section. They got great italian food. They got a couple cuban rest That will go out at night, no work. we got here. I didn't have newark at all anywhere my shoot dates and it didn't depress me. I was just listen. I was just happened to be a part of it here me Michael. I was just happy to be a part of it. I knew was gonna, be some big It was going be something special. I heard you were in it. I really wanted to be in it You know I didn't know. I knew John yeah, you know, but I didn't know alike. sam, I didn't know little paul, Coralie any now, those last seconds, and then I love that mother, all of them all I mean that ray liotta was great to shoot with him. He was fucking dynamite, you know the frat of all and he was dynamite and I gotta tell for people Don't know. He's a

the guy that did great in this fucking movie? I think his character was fuckin tremendous. I think David hit it out of the park with his character. Everyone. Everyone is so proud everyone there is ever so so good in it and like to such a blasphemy for now, I know one of us fucking hated anyone like do. You know how rare that is like no. What there's gotta be one guy that can't stand up or like there wasn't? Anyone like it was just the best How did so? How did you did you addition, or did you just get it offered? How did they come your way I doubt he was doing it What about it for like a week and I caught contact the John John alone, grip. Nobody knows too and I knew day wasn't gonna have a script out there I new David wasn't gonna have the right lines out there I knew David was not gonna.

If you lines from the movie at all or anything, so I just I thought about it and I talk to my agent and they sent the sides. You know, and I looked at the sides. and there was a trick question in the sides. What was that? It was a trick there was, it was. It was. just the way he did. The wine was supposed to react to a certain way Ok, ok! First, I looked. I know what to do, but while I yeah I got a by the scene with silvio and you dad, address the soul and I go that's the scene he's referring to I'm gonna. Do this, nice, and so it was fascinating for me to watch you guys

do the same thing I was doing, but has such a different journey, audiences reactions. Do you guys, especially when they didn't get you yeah was someone I never have to deal. You know especially when you read this journey has been over this guy. this day. improper popular. You made some people there appropriate a and jack and you the best anyway. Do you the very first time you're the very first time I saw brody snap on stage with, the underground and his jokes were. He was just and

he's, he said, I don't think you understand people how hard it is for a single man to shave his own back by himself. He goes, I got trouble spots and he lifted up his shirt and he showed the patches on his back yeah. Oh smart, I was when I was like in my life. I'll never have to do that. You don't mean it was great yeah to watch brody obviously at the store at the underground.

Those memories, drilled, listen man! I have a problem. I can't remember nothing from two thousand and ten on, like it'd, be bust. My balls about two thousand and fourteen. I dunno none between the edibles, the fucking refer the kid. God knows nothing. I destroyed my fucking memory. I have and I have real memories of brodie like onstage at the store and me going. I don't think brodie is going to last because he was having like when he first got dalai. He was going up there doing eight minutes, they weren't on board, and he would just snap and that's what made him funny. You know we loved it. We loved that this comics and fuck it

You know in the back, but the audience he was struggling. He was struggling and I respect the broader because he showed up. I refer it back in and give a fuck what happened the night before he had the right out too that was last night mother fought in tonight's tonight. So it's funny We did learn a lot from one another. I learned a lot of shit from do. Member doing the fuckin in industrial that saturday like in september. He had a door in dust. we'll shoot where we had a giant boxes and drop of offer. People like last pick him up and drop that gave us like seven, five bucks. It was like, u p, and all he Josh Gavin did was like pick up back, and so are we way, but the camp and the guy we're gonna do that and I remember going this is my first industrial- oh my god, I'm on my way I still remember that

remember going to allay my first edition was judy brown com. yeah. She was book in that jenny, mccarthy show Jeffrey you put on Judy brown is one of the biggest manages in the world today. Sebastian whitney flocked in bill, but not built berber berkeley. sure I'm really proud of Judy Judy came along where I met Judy in colorado springs when she was tried in twenty bucks and take a stand up class before you could do the open their shit on nigeria are paying you twenty by she's. Everytime. I see it like. You never paid me that I'm not going to pay you that twenty. In fact, you owe me thirty five dollars from fucking veil that but my car blew up and I left it there and I had to call the dealer member at nice, fuckin car that was there yeah the engine blue. Where are you the fog in them and veils anyway.

I'm married scar cloud with maybe he's got started about then, maybe claudia day, when it got toad, I had to go down a hollywood to get my shit out of it now you need a registration, and I. They went home like got camels. Restoration and tried the falcon how many take it for another two hundred yeah by the way. Remember seeing those tickets in the backseat usually just take them and throw in the back of the ship. I still remember the lady would follow me. The little black lady with that she had like a fuckin She's danish spun iran ahead, like the afro she the most angriest woman in the world. I bet in the flowers I sang a Michael jackson signed with singer AL green songs. I do the whole black catalog of love music at this sister, because she was fine too.

Get out of my face and but finally one day she goes, I'm just gonna keep giving you tickets. I go fuck it. I understand and up there must have been a hundred and measures lloyd. Yeah, and then tell me in hollywood. Does mother got me up and fuck in the valley. yeah. You got me in the valley with that fuckin car I was in their taken a shall I go outside the mai. Should the car is gone, I didn't bring all my luggage with me. I just took a t shirt if I would have brought my whole luggage with me. I wouldn't have been this predicament then I, let me tell you The know when I used to get an I'm remember getting that car and looking in the back seat, be like yours, you get the idea. In a pay. Em you ignore got to come. Get me love is it Women are the pain. Will why? What do you want? A good looks cause no brakes. No, no breaks out these. Have this

step on the phone I was like breadth whinstone for real. foot on the brake and the other foot outside the door in the fucking car I'll go before I start. I don't want that. The car had a tree. mendous cosette play our sun roof and air conditioning. You don't know how many times I would just point out on the street pop the seat backbone and just popped the sun roof. I still have been on vista and jerking off. Don't call him a car fuckin jargon often them taken napkins and and put them outside, and I remember waking up in the morning when the sun wakes up and strong She can look him down the sing like eight look, sperm, napkins and gone. This is good taste. This way. I wouldn't be surprised, sperm. That gives we're still industry right. We left dr right a blog and homeless guy wiper face, because even the subway sandwich

taking my little sperm napkin. open his eyes, like grape would punish you? Do you remember when I do about away shake up. Wolfe was at that time I have a scott concert on friday. I forgot to tell you this. So I'm so glad I was asleep. I wake up to a text, hey! I'm all! Right but get real harry. So He and his girlfriend bruises circling their body from where they were being smashed by the crowd. He showed me momentous, has bruises because he's being compressed origin I forgot the stories sober management, he's a one point is And whose smaller her feet touching the ground, but she stuck between people and just being moved there, she was like this.

and in so many people compressed she was being moved by the crap. I am so happy to see you. you know I asked around- I didn't know What's going on. I talk this. The boys in the sports advises from time to time they come to shows. I didn't know you in the business at all any more while moved to new york. I put our. I see you on twitter. I follow you and your fucking great I've been following you retweet and games for the weak you're a fucking profession man

Ah everything's good, you know it's all I've ever done so, in other words, and now with the internet and now with a new audience of young people. You know I'm just as fucking crazy, as ever I mean the energy is ever in his is bigger than ever. I take a two shot every two weeks and all that just gives me unlimited, fucking energy, you know, live on caffeine right now, caffeine and a tee shot, and I'm ready to go. I mean I'm only sleeping like four hours a night and loving life. You know I got no. I got Ah then, that live with me, my kids, thirty to thirty twenty six, twenty two and three the four look at me and total insanity everybody's partying every day drinking every day you know, get fucked up and yeah, it's a great life, great fucking life. You know fifty blunts a day, nine ops of starbucks, coffee, hot What did you do that? I'm cuban we're doing a shot of expressing an ally,

ice night for before I went to the colonies to love. and I love it and I stop drinking espresso like I just make one cup of coffee now and that does it for your heart. Does it dropped the dagger, frederick, adcox, zero for caffeine purposes, right, a headache away, but besides That man, you look great love that you put pictures you dad he's your fuckin twin, at what has happened in thirty years well I mean basically again. Oh I went are almost. broke three times and now I get the world by the balls on front and money. I got something in my back yard. I got five countries dollar bills, other trees. When you come here when we get fucked up. Unlike you pick hundred dollar bills, you leave would five ten grand everybody's nappy ready to roll

You are insane. I love it. Every day is insane, you know, even even with the colwood we got, you know anywhere between ten to forty people a day run around my backyard and the house that I've been living in since nineteen. Ninety, that's still what I have all I work. I worked as a landscaper when I was a kid in seventh grade Joe and I'm on a seven point: eight acre estate. It was the william schindler estate and he was the co founder of the grumman aerospace with leroy grumman and in a world war. Two in the forties vice presidents used to be in my basement cause they were talking about how the fuck they get bombed, germany and fucking bomb japan and win the fucking war- god god willing, Williams, swindlers, claim

The same. Was the movie apollo? Thirteen all with Tom hanks in garrison. These will in a movie is a scene where they have two tables, and I throw all the should on the tables and they said to the scientists we gotta get them down and The owner of this house, william swindler, got them down and is claimed the thing they landed at the body airport. It right to hicksville way of roman aerospace is about two minutes away from there, so it was a seven point, eight acre estate and oddly enough, in seventh grade, I said mister Sherwin, let mrs weiler, when you sell this house. I would like to buy it and they looked at me would like two heads they like. What's this fucking jus talking about a body get on go wipe your boy, you set your your fuckin fourteen. the grace of god. Export out in the eighties my sports devices service and with nine hundred numbers and when they died it was in the will for them to call me, Called me a nineteen eighty nine they wanted.

The time two point, two million negotiated for six months and I paid one point: four million the centre point. Eight acres, it's a one point. Eight ache aside field, ah two point: five acres with the houses on and then three point, two acres in the back the house. the time was nineteen hundred square feet? Ninety, thirty, six, english tudor and then, when I bought it, I pudding the great into the house toward your thousand into the pool? Maybe Forty three hundred square feet match the brick and sleep roof from a burnt out school in Massachusetts and I've been kickin fuckin assets in nineteen. Eighty four I paid for in eight million dollars. For us score phone operation in atlanta georgia, where

if the figure were getting forty, eight million calls a year on two hundred score phones and at the time before the internet, before you could get scores on your phone before all these channels. On tv gauge scores, we gave scores, odds, winds, injury, weather reports and then we inundated with ads I sold the back steeled in my back yard to a builder. Together we built eleven houses and we named after my oldest son, it's called shorn michael court I sold a one point. Eight, it aside feel right next to me and then I kept the two point: five ages, what school phone, Four point: eight million put eight hundred thousand down had a note for one point: two million per year we wrote. million in four years by the balls, business was evaluated at thirty million per year, this is not a you. This is fucking crazy. It's like murphy's law, my last payment to the owner paid

me and sandy go France party, I fucking balls off, come back and a sports line open their website. I in six months. Forty eight million poles foreplay million poles. Four hundred eighty thousand calls for thousand calls at her flock and business and then I had to get into other areas. So I got my professional athletes are too Let me exposures ex players and I promoted them and that didn't work and they need an almost put me out of business and I floundered, probably from laying cheating, ninety nine two thousand to two thousand and ten on the bulls, my ass, I couldn't afford water from my kids and I it's grinded grinded did, I beg pardon steel or money from everybody. I ever fuckin met or money from the mafia. Didn't pay my taxes. I dug a seven million dollar hole because

I do not want to lose my life and my lifestyle I was advised, go out of business bank be self, wipe it out the start again. I might well a camp the marthy eta money could stop we're gonna my help, my my mouth and kill me be government, ain't, goin away and see a chance, but friends, my son, stern, want. Let me money every friend ever met ps by In two thousand and eighteen I paid every fucking penny back seven million fuckin dollars and then by the grace of god, deep port noise. Worse still, sports pulled me and said stew me, and my father used to watch you in the nineties on the spot The advisers we fucking love you, we don't we love you. We want bring back your sports advisers, shout rebranded morsel sports vices and then in two thousand and six they use my tv show in the movie too, for the money.

but you know played me. Renee russo played my wife, Matthew, mokanna hay in real life, pleaded disgruntled employ that work. For me, and in that movie out, you know I'm dead. m cyclic out, but you know matthew, mcconaughey and Jeremy. Are the roma tv show? So basically, now, unlike the hottest spoken thing in the world I mean about, is how does you I'm not as good as you what I'm fuckin hot as shit? Just like you said the other day, you gotta call they'll your mama. I can I go anywhere without people and by the grace of god. Listen if I was fucking my wife and someone wanted to take a picture. I would tell my wife, honey. Hold on and I'll take the picture, because this is like this is like living a storybook life I mean my favorite scenes. The scene where I console.

Why I want to say consoled, but it is probably the only time in retrospect that you see herc be kind. Is we bodies grandmother. When they re in their turn, only asked yes, yes, we'll early in the show yea you go and assets to you. What were you doing in there right? you were right, airy, gentlemen, and you know what I mean we're getting shaken down by cops in time, and there was one cop that came back and he was like we're sorry about this. You know not nothing personal. But the show is very unapologetic. As you watch this show, you didn't realize people don't change. People who they are, you know you watch is shown a lot. People sort of had disappeared any

they changed their life again. all their bad? qualities miraculously gone, doesn't happen in this world does not happen. I please character for five years, who more or less was a bully when he needed to be Who work outside of the lines? Yes, each I was doing it to bring down drug dealers. it's not like, he was doing it too. About ladies or whatever, but it didn't doesn't justified what he was doing. Why is it able to work within the guidelines in order to make a case or bring up a wire, but If you notice and add we could, we could have Conversation when you finish the shell cause, you're, going say I you know.

Broken covered a fuck ups did this than that, but I have a bottle for that sometimes cause I've heard it enough time. But. there's no hope in the shop. Anybody who represent hope doesn't make it. And you see that You're on season trio with amsterdam, bunny call than has been advanced. I think a lot of robert wisdom who you should definitely have on. Your part because any eating. Even his history ross fire bob morally Amelia man. I don't want to give it away, but Oh I would. I will love to facilitate that field angle. You should have him on your show. I loved him and I'll be out anyway. It's a love, keema

I love jean. I like what he's gone through right now with the with the fuckin wife in the distance, pregnant that she didn't want to be a cop and, on the other end you've got the smooth chief, the the the the the thin brother that could pass athletic and his gun. The same thing when his wife and my adds I'm watching this goal, and I ve never seen they show where they show you what go out and home now has a cop Joey, didn't you realise this. This shell is shows every body, every race, every class, everybody in order, in stages when you could be widened, corrupted be weighed in the nice part. You could be on the street and have a heart. You gotta have a badge or the core nationals all these rights on you sleeves and be. Do we

is as bad as the person that you're trying to incarcerate you be a politician, you get to that later, but you see it. You see the breakdown, you just see the breakdown of the social fabric, because. The show is- the star of the show, is baltimore. Two more represents area little american city and unite states, you, Than a job that. Is why that show rip resonated should have resonated baghdad and a rising needs even more show. Today. if I'm watching it and it's like It- happened yesterday, let's get almost like its timeless and internet. What is David it's Simon. Nina.

big shot at burns. Robert have called very all the rioters, all the producers who have played on that shell, and you're a genius. Now, let's get to the other side of this clause. mutation to fill that boy who ever did the casting our sucked is dec on deck the casting. If you don't know, you don't know alexa folder now what am I going to read? You had to submit its aid to, let's all eyes. No, never was all what time on staff. Nothing She is. Do you work She knew your ever cas that when I see that shall be black nude with the dreads, that's a drug dealer the king pin in his own data. Proposition joe proposition joe, casting on him console solely passed away because ray I do so on

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it's like a six second now, like maybe twenty second pause when you're like. Why isn't anybody shooting his mother fucker from a window, but instead a mega crack falls out of a fucking window and lands next to him you like holy fuck. The writing is set can't alone I like that didn't make the long italian. That would have been the easy rob the end and that that The case law in baltimore right, it's not the case. They made him pollution. Whatever greek, you know, I like love dont, even though not to get the gotta played the greek case. A thousand things the old man. The old man was guy. Are you talking about glasses that they want to see him all the time, if the longshoremen want to keep seeing him and finally, he shows up an old guy. He was at miami boston, ma all Ben victor or bill rayman. I don't know that Bryn

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I told you you were back monday, but I'm also back mentally and the fuckin. If you ain't high by two o clock, go fuck him this back in full fucking swing. I've been doing the thirty days now slap put me back in the club as the sea. Oh, if you dont, have you not heard by two o clock? I don't know what to do it yourself in him. Save me I'm happy ankara's, I get to smoke local roads and What are the second treadmill sprig of a treadmill? I was that. Motherfucker. You wanna do my little joint list. The power rage. Again, I've been going to every day different out like yesterday, was falcon by romania. The day before, sadly, was high and dry for friday? Would not frightened him walk? Yes, I did I walked at night. I belong black sabbath greatest aids. I'm always makes an important up or the treadmill, but listen like I told you money. But the treadmill got lot easier. When I do drift combined, bandits

put vice either I go. I got raw dogging. What I'm saying is saying is then, the all its early in the morning on a bump into our bearings angle But the moment about bump into effective relics at the gym and they know. I like the fact smokes in real time size that has been a great mother fucker week so far before the pay gap got my shoulder popped up, so if I may when we face is that you're gonna take a shit. It's gonna do that my flock and show the part that mean why cited the falcon blood daddy had one of his work in cocoa blogs, and I had a regular blood from the dudes and that we took a couple, It's nice. Nice is gonna snow. It was supposed the snow. Yesterday it came, for a fuckin, maybe eight for a minute. I was excited to my fucking people will be off the street. My daughter's it's cool that meets with gets all fuckin for redress gavel of snow bullfight cut, puts a turn. what about

this climate shit. All I know is that one was grown up in jersey. You didn't see the sidewalk from four in december to light march start to see like yellow, slow, the first now that the dogs, this first of users or frozen sheets and the usual twenty two, which of snow no top of that. Josie. I grew up in people call me with a joy called is thirty. Seven, it was of key last week, that was cold, but besides that guy's I grew up in his pocket. state when january was zero, zero, I felt like I'd been taken up. Oh my god, I was thinking about my I can pass january's here like get did three things that I still remember the cold falcon weather I can still remember pretty what I wore the combat the weather like the car, this man, I think I ever and counted as a young kid. I had a lot of cold nights, But in january, like I remember when I had a cut

Some area one night and it was freeze on at a p, am I he froze in my pants, presented the shit and I paid by them my pants all away down and p frozen, my pants and then I'm another night. Well, we're up open, That's entirely part. That was why the coldest nights I have a fucking counted. I stop like every two blocks to duck enter. What people draw is that I wasn't even given a fact which is gone: the business my buddy loops. Will I fuck that's it. I went to the door, I farmed and seventy eight, the burger line that was one of the last times I ran out of that mother fucker cause the governor rob them like not rob physically. go and then get a three hour trays soups in shit, and them run the fuck out of there. We must done that twenty times I think my eighty eighty one they got used to us. Another would falcon. the doors you shit and end. It was just boy I got bored with them. Jason.

but one night we were in there and then there was another night that man I want to see missing persons episodic, there's a fuckin, pretty good value will be saying. I only want to proceed to does display data early on before I nor the fact they were. I went, see rainbow and fucking scorpions and I knew Michael shanklin- was there. I went with this fuckin do that was he was interact, type, a music and he had the ticket, but I went there with fairly bosses pseudo, my man canary we throws the debt and we had a fucking car. He had a car and we were freezing with that iran that out thought in gaol. Jerry was that's what I thought remember by jerzy alone the point, is the puddle of the day at the time the sun would melt a little bit of the fucking snow.

The court is the corners excuse me would just be draining like little melted, fucking things, but if it got like after about by lunchtime the joy would start to fill and you We know what you'd be walking down the street concentrate on states want me shit mining business. You stepped off the fuckin sidewalk and your whole foot when it Could you gonna look like I said it would free? he's every day seconds or modify, would freeze. You could step on it here go fuck. I can't believe went to the ice. Your foot would be you, the were even the goloshes and went through I'm bag. I was a garage man. when winter boots this shit Three hours galoshe man, growin up those goliath- is like ten fourteen, but she's drop. My u shoes over boots? I let you slip follow, the goliath man, so I could tell you those goloshes a good. If you're not gonna, go deep sea falcon fish dive and if your foot

to the eyes. The goliath do no good your whole fuckin forgets wet, and what are you walking home here? after about another mild african foot, freezes the fuck up. That's what I think: that's what inspired My sunday, I told me, I got fuckin frosted all away. Then when I was a kid, I remember those fuckin lights. Just there was above the prosaic theater It was the night with full grandchildren was another night. I can't mom it doesnt fuck em out It was the same night than I, the quail lewd were falcon. Those guys I could make an all out of sleep. If I could ally wait until this day? I gotta ask myself how the fuck. I stayed warm in that motherfucker all night, because when I woke up I couldn't do that parts of my thought embody a ticket was the quail that stop my boots shipping abode freeze outside. If you don't, fuckin. Whether if you know have legs lopsided you keep drawings which yet frostbite, if you have for us by for a few minutes,

the sunday finger for whatever happens, Don't I slept at this bridge and mother flat. All men had a goose around me. That was at the time, Will it right think about this? Douglas guys. I was a retarded young man. I have no regrets, I will always tell you this, because I don't want you to think like I was five beta But when you look at the pictures I posted a few weeks ago, my shoulders, a big enough. I look good but I was a fucking, complete moura and I'll, never forget like eighty eighty one to get told this The rugged by people hate me for this. I had gotten some doubt. I was what I found in checks. I cast these jackson. I dont megabyte twenty grand. I was in high school when I put the twenty granted my draw on the most

oxy shit. Nobody ever do that money was that my friends come all. I was living with the binding nobly and I would just take the twenty off the top of it Well, maybe a machine, a long, lasting and it's it's. Wild how anything within that Sort of create a reality whether its reality, that's close to it. actually going honour us thinking? Our parents are still alive worth thinking those thoughts and we might seem crazy to other people. But that is our reality. That's our truth in that moment, because our brain is- and you know It'S- it's so powerful- that it creates whatever that world. Is it really is like in your mind, is unbelievable? Was reading about the new died

No god don't know, I'm just reading about it. Some guy was talking about on instagram. They had something and I sent them. It looked this thing up and it's a diet, unlike like weight, watchers or whatever and attacks your mental wow, you want it to this diet,

the first twenty days or something is a lot of journaling a lot of walking nine thousand steps a day. Shit like that, but it teaches you how to eat all over again, but it's psychological and it's pretty interesting. I was thinking about joining up and seeing what it's about, I'm just not in the mood to start another fucking diet, I'm happy with white watches it works, but it just goes to show you that if the mind can withstand the mind can conceive the body can achieve yes or lost your mind fast. It really does it say, can create your own placebo effect. It's so weird how I did a podcast last year about turning the switch, how some people it's harder for some people turn the switch on quicker than others. If I put two people,

and the same open mic and watch them and they both do. The same manner sets every night. One guy is going to naturally be ahead of the other guy Adams, ain't like one guy and then the one guy catches up over time, the guy that got ahead, his cat dies. He doesn't go off for a week and then the other guy comes in and does the set and catch up to them. But it's just really interesting how weak aside at the same time- and we both have different results, but we both get to the same destination like we can yes, the destination is the comedy store every night onstage? That's why I want to beat so when you write down that goal, that's where it starts. I want to be at the comedy, store four nights a week next to bill burr next to from a peluso next to Joe rogan and the more you write that that's. Why are we sound like writing goals because the power, the pen, the power the panel, take you there without you, even thump, unknown

If so weird, even now, I write little gold. I got the german bone three weeks later, I'm achieving them and I thought I can enter like being able to route twenty minutes in a row. You know on the raw michigan, whatever that, like. I always do stupid shit like that. You know I started walking on the treadmill, so you gotta, like fuckin, put it up to ten and run up the hill and die and then switch it, but you gotta change. It On your mind, you know it so we have a mind and I gotta be isley and be one that I believe what I davis

with comedy. I did a lot of fuckin meditating and I had to see myself there. First like I would go to a theater with Joe rogan and go wow. I'm never going to be able to play this fucking theater, and then I would go see you're catching yourself talking shit. Yet you have to leave here. Saying you'll be back on your own one fucking day when you leave the theater. Have your hand, touch the wall or whatever then go home that night and write it? I want to play this fucking deal when I open, I used to work.

With Joe and I would go to state as I fucking wrote, those theaters named down. I think I'd like the thirty one theaters he took me to I went to twenty. Seven of them are my own wow. You know and there's a lot of people don't know about that. Little secret that I did on my own just to prove to myself that this is where you came at one time as an opener, and now you came back here as a headliner that it's you know, you're, basically applying a lot of really danced strategy for yourself? You know visualizing and visualization is huge, for achieving goals is probably one of the most important aspects of it in writing it down. I do the same thing. I do the same exact thing mainly because I my eye of eighty d, like you know, actually died. most a d d, not just when people say oh city of eighty d, I really do and it's very it's a struggle and in one of the things that helps me with all my chaotic thoughts. Is writing them all

and I realize the same thing where you you start to write things down and then you're like it's really. It's the important to track yourself, otherwise we're just ships with no direction were literally just floating around in this fucking ocean. Not not doing anything not go Do any poor not visiting anybody, not catch in any fuckin fisher. Just a ship in the ocean doing jack shit, you're runnels exert rudderless, and it's funny because we are going to calmly. I knew nothing. You know I didn't have a coach to tell you We then I did I figured out on my own and the little things were to write the date, the name of the venue. You know if you were feed, sure I had liner m c. I went

I would have done that and I would write out my set and then but I would be honest with myself like when I get home from a show before I even did a line of coke. Before I rolled a joint before I peed before I took a shit, it was a discipline. They opened up this notebook and would write down my sets. So I did the Houston laugh. Stop. I did ok, I could have done better. Would you write that down? Yes and I wouldn't write the reasoning like, I would never say the audience sucked. I would always put. I need to work harder and I would always put the material that I used the key jokes. So when I come back, I don't use those jokes again and it's funny. When I lived in boulder I started at and in boulder I had a twenty month. Twenty sediment goal: you are not going to hit it. There wasn't twenty

there was no way colorado yet when I was an open make unless somebody took down the road- and I was ready for that when you're entertaining all over, field of we'd, yet not gonna like I would follow like a fuckin now. What's that shit that miley cyrus datum Benton the would be song whatever the fuck em, a big dave. I memorized danced african dance in my brain breaking out a bunch, a rednecks reboot. amazon, fucking guy was shuffling dogs sunday night. I would follow line dancing class. was comedy at eight o clock, our line, dancing class. You had a accept because that's the way the club did and then they do country dance in that neither nine fucking,

oral. You know monday. I was at a fuckin australian bought and they put us in the back and there were her for room like the rooms had batting in shit on it and you have closed the door and you couldn't breathe and their people on state turn and purple. Because it was like a bank vault and they would only seat sixteen people tuesdays. I had the comedy works wednesday at club, fifty six or the fucking Elvis impersonators room. He was a chef and then he was an elvis impersonator. You wait like five hundred bounds, wide open for him and then wait for him to do is set. So you go back up, then greet him good night. Nobody knows, I read taken up the ask that that job now- and I say that I think about it. Seeing now. This impersonator is fuckin suicide. Like that's what albert like? Listen, you? Can you do twenty years in jail? sit through a set of an elder impersonator with a knife mixed the? If you can make it your fuckin walk, free out of this book and present

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