David and Jason talk about their $10,000 tennis match with DJ Dillon Francis, and what David did with the winnings. Plus, Jason get awoken at 3 AM to a rave in his house, David breaks down Jason’s relationship with his mom and a weird pizza guy shakes the guys to their core. And David interviews Zane right before his big date.
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Thanks to this week, sponsor open fit text views to thirty, thirty thirty, with some guys what weight of views the pipe gas for. We have a whole bunch jokes plan for you, I'm gonna start the first. When I found this joke on Tik Tok, you ready, whoever fucking stole my anti depressants. I hope you're happy now
It's pretty fucking go robbing the recipes park ass, I'm David, it's Jason NASH together were dash and
power. Couple of two thousand nineteen. We just we are farmers.
Yes, Regis and I had a tennis match with lead for ten grand, yes with against Jeff, would like our friend and don't Francis syllable
dj celebrity dj debate that big time money bags we like the com is, it brings in so much cash
and Jeff problem has money which was vacuum sealed because he is a drug dealer friend than he got the money from which is still pretty fuckin crazy to me, I'm surprised you got that slide, yeah
the public as a father, you'd stop it, and although I let its lie, yeah, what was I supposed to do? But I think I'll call my kids school.
It is a drug dealer on the loose nuts, but he Jeff. Maybe I hang out the wrong or the right people. While I've told him
anytime to cut ties with his old life? No, it's crazy! It's really fucking scary bags or vacuum seem like they literally like they had the shipping
submarine in case increase their remit, whether something better
in Europe winning which is great those exciting, and then we had a party for Jane,
that night at three, a m yeah David, one that
thousand he's like what do I do with money? What I do admit you kept asking me all day extend a little more orderly party gear. You must
as we five times where I do with money, Sir
and I said you know what you're gonna need them at work. Where, at what point? Did you decide to throw a party with the ten grand were always want to throw up,
ready when you close the idea to do it that night.
When Dylan was there when I went Dylan startling ties with us
knock it off tonight with Dylan has as
because I was like what am I gonna do this? What do you, gentlemen? If Ireland did and then deal with right, there's someone? That's fucking drive
That party idea, that's the only
I've been holding onto fur last,
We don't have any money at any other ideas ever hear. Now, like the one idea had for two weeks, I've been trying to get it done so finally work yesterday. Yet when you came in my room at three, I am yes, Jason was sleeping. I wanted to have just fucking punch,
in the face- and I was so angry it so hard for me to get sleep
its latest so hard. I can't fall asleep and when I do and
really thing that really hurt me David was I've done a lot of stuff on Youtube? That's very embarrassing and I never get embarrassed
the chintz trap that I was wearing from my sleep acne last night, and not only did I tell you, is very embarrassing. You use it as a thumbnail looks rather lost told me. It looks so scary. It looks so scary on you. I made the title. We did this to him. While he was sleeping. Look like we tides you down by your mouth. Jason was asleep: Abner Master with really fucking terrifying, it Chin Strap. They keep your chin post your mouse, your tongue, doesnt, follow the back in your throat Jesus Christ that happen
Few tongue falsehood back of your throat. I wake up. Let's get a factor of new snore like
easy? Why did you hear me snowing less? I was also what happened is at one thirty. We
one thirty. I told everyone to meet us at the park. We had shuttles there,
prepared to shuttle up everybody to go to your house to do this party and
Nellie comes out running into running into the living room. She goes. The shuttle
have left. They have left for Jason's house and I go what the fuck and I got my car and I went.
Eighty miles per hour on my street to your house and all the kids were standing outside your house, every single one of them
one. Kid was pissing in in the neighbors ya.
It was fucking care and no one now
no, no one, not beards standing outside
and then the shuttles we're leaving their we're going back, downhill like to leave and I chased them down and I was like throwing stuff at the shuttle because, because it was fucking leaving and its staff- and I was like take- everyone back sovereign got back on the bus and they went
down at the park, and then I went down to the park, and how can I explain to them on my guys? This isn't a party, please don't if you're a fear expecting to have a good time,
go home. I now I won't be mad, but each one of you as it is not a party whatsoever. It's it's gonna, be like
songs that we're gonna play and then it's over. That's it right and everyone was so cool with it, not a single person.
If there is like a hundred fifty kids, therein lazy, yeah we'd get it. How did you find a hundred fifty p?
its anti certified casting. I should go up like you. I guess
south found everybody and from Atlanta
yeah for malaria, and it was great, so they all came and then
snuck into your house. At about two ass. We started setting up all the stuff,
and I wanted to your room to keep an eye on you and I said
and your room for about forty five minutes. Just
sitting right under your bad in case like you were, to wake up and then
your snoring really loud, but you also a podcast going. So I knew you wouldn't hear anything
You listen to and at one point that your podcast stopped. So I could go on your phone and started a new you're you're fucking such allowed store. I didn't go said we're not
dating. I didn't ask you to come here to criticise what happens in the middle of the night with me sure you such a love story. I do know that about Lou boy. My opinion is just a lot less than it used to be of use
the peat homes, podcast as it has listened in our view, is that last few years that often Akerana was on his really funny guy
our nose, sires Jack Biodiversity and the next day I fell sick to that one. I literally was like you're lucky
when you came in ass, I might have been up. Does you feel me spooning you, that's that
I thought that we had a bachelor my, but now I could hear you waking up. So I could. I quickly does
I'm your backside, how'd, you really tired,
Clarity is that of a message, but you didn't wake up
or from all hundred fifty people entering the house. And then all the people enter the house, and then I actually had to wake you up most.
I think adjacent wake up, wake up here and then you woke up and then we took the outside and there is a mass and indeed from the alarm to which is right, but my head, the answer, pray every time the door opens, it beats. Didn't you
my mom up here, yeah, oh yeah, your mom, so you're. I was too
Your mom was gonna, be sleeping in your in your kids and your kids room and we got in the house and we're like
Oh, my god he's bound as an hour were breaking in. So we got a teller and we want to go check the kids room and she wasn't there and tat comes out needs
with the fuck is Lorraine, and then I hear Matt from,
downstairs, Alessandra guys
I found Lorraine. She was sleeping on a couch right in the middle of all the setting up. Everything and we didn't notice- are key issues like in a little ball. She was like a like precisely
peanut she's very spoken that we can find her share and then we have had to wake up and I was like Lorraine wake up where
rising Jason and she goes shit shit shit.
My journey and I got no no you're, not you're, not you ever saw
Then she went upstairs men. I we threw a party of your house and has great when I came out. I was for sure that it was a dream. I very was looking attic as there were so many people there sparklers there was a girls that were like half dressed yeah there in accurately cocktail waitress is ever was pretty bizarre cas. Yet I want to thank you for the
for the money that you gave to my kids, like that, we always took her back now. Y know I want to thank you like those like, so that was so touching sure to me, like its anything anything. For me, too, I like keeping my distance from those kids, it's nice to give them gifts were I don't have to confront. While I already told them what they gave ten thousand dollars and aced charged our crying whites and they they want. They want. It actually spend more time with you.
But no doubt I children's are drawing her discharged. Our growing known she was like
and I remember, we surprised resupply, your kids would suddenly we so I marry Jason's. Our life is fucked up. I marry Jason's mother the other day and I became us
father, so I went to his. I went to his kids and I went guys I'm your grandfather. Now
Oh ok.
And then we are leaving after I told them and Jason goes holy fuck. I see what you mean. Those fucking people do
of your reaction. They don't react to anything.
It's the camera, no
like emotionless. When I put the camera, I don't know what
yeah, I really told more part of their family now and there is a cool. I love the data processing
that was really shocked when you said biologists are drafted, David, you're right, it's fucking, kids. They give you nothing yeah, that's till, but don't I do. I do like that was too so touching you know that cause. You know you have kids, you worry about them.
You know providing for that? I have, I can argue, Mamma had like the Dylan. Don't like those like what why are you dont want do not even go too far
college and I was like I know, and I were published in a blow to catch that the next day we re Dylan said that what I also southern, I don't think that I'm your cause, of course, you're gonna go to college. I think I think they're going to figure out like you're you're sense, a musician he's gonna find out something right,
Your mother is like already like college cos, cuz. I've said the same thing I'm like here need to go to college and likely slit in play.
Is that to make that decision themselves now their mother will make the decision for them now
they're gonna revolt, I'm Tellin, you, Charlie she's, an attorney sixteen and she's she's, never end.
To anybody. She hasn't attitude ready. She is.
Which SAS and adjust ready to fuckin explode yeah, but he won't. He was yet he forgot his whipped. He is pretty whipped by Charlie
by and by he gives it back to you a little bit limo
press with him when you're like joking around with them
he doesn't really get phase by it, because I think I was thirteen you're joking around
me the way to you. I'd like start to cry at at at at at at at at at the pretty go about
and into a girl the other day at Ralph. So I went to Ralph State go buy something for my ex wife. She needed salary.
Because you know salaried uses its all the raves.
Rave why's that so special.
It's very hard to find salary and allay right. Now is everyone's using it, but it is good for your giants in your mind or whatever I walk in and this girl does. She.
Jason Ash. She was a twenty one. Twenty two year old girl,
what's she goes
the blogs are cool, go she goes o actually
my friend Ryan. She
made out with David like four years ago.
And I got o re. Maybe
getting the name wrong and I
go, oh, I did hook up with a girl named that close to them
yeah where Illinois I don't know, and I go, I go well I'll, be sure to rub it in his face and she goes please
do not allow so interesting. My mom's been here for a couple weeks now, the hours are you like an I love having her here. She got on my nerves. Once when I came home and I said, I'm gonna go in my room and clean my room
She just followed me right inside room clean my room, because I wanted to just go clean by
and also the kids were there to cite just one like a few minutes, I wanna go clean my room, I love when your mom and you get a loving you in your mama trying to decide. If you I should like last night, it was like eleven o clock in this kind of way. I love you guys trying to decide whether or not you should go home, because it's like you got, you go mom, you want to go home and she goes out y ever you want chased out whatever you like and then you know no non down for whatever you want to do. I can read it and she goes. I can leave
and then you go gray I can do. I can do whatever I'm yours can't fucking beside him and then yes,
though, that the way you guys found out the way he has. Finally, as we're gonna go gonna go, do is because she goes. I am
Hungary and then you go great. Let's go get food, that's always like this is in fact, what the other one trying to please the other one giant figure out what the other would want. Yet fucking creates it's pretty crazy man, but I got a new do that down that you do that. To with me, I do here when you do, because you don't mean it sucks.
Talking about a saga, I'll, go hey, you wanna, go shoot at dams or join us and you'll go yeah, I'm so down negotiated arms around Europe can
smells like you're really into the idea in your way while ago, and then we
You got to be
literally. I just get a wave of tiredness that just hit me
I don't just I don't just girl, but I feel like you're you're you're like aiming to please me and then you just I mean you realize that you're actually fucking really tired.
I'm gonna go help David, but I can't fucking fake this any longer.
She really a broken arm. I just I just get tired, I'm not faking it! Not thinking in Jesus don't be so fucking offended, I'm just from just trying to say something
Are you going to do your panties and attacking twin? I'm not offended. You seem you little giving you the answer. Do about you, you're tearing up having this conversation with more well. The video people will see that I'm not a matter of dispute area, but that would be a good way to make your point. Zero people are fine, but am I getting fit and stay healthy, always sounds easier said than done right. Oh tell me about it. Our work is open for bringing something new that makes it even easier to never misses sweat.
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Free again, just acts the use to thirty thirty, thirty. What's going on Mt Everest, even following the story, and you try to explain it be like four times and I don't understand the last, I think I'm gonna get his wrong. I seek to three weeks. Eleven people have died, climbing up it because it's like there's some fucking crazy for traffic, trying to get up to the top
arrest and they like an eye. One point: it's just a solid line of people climbing this fucking mountain. Oh my god of looking at the picture on Twitter, its little people,
looking up amount in a line in a single, violent Jeff was told me that it costs around sixty grand to climb out arrest. Why why there are so many people I mean I was just thinking about its pre fucking call of inclined
arrest. You have ever combat machine at the top, and let me have a coke machine. Klondike bar tat would be the best fucking over the best advertisements combat bar machine. I will climb adzes I've, I've climate. If I can get him
a cobbler lifted off of it when I'm at the top going down must be just as hard and it's like and for what reason. There's no more
should we go down than to save your life? You know I mean like going up. You have this thing: I'm gonna get a fuckin tat yeah, but then you're like a fucking, go down
What were they should make like a slide or an elevator censure, make make them down
are a lot more fun. Yeah just blows my mind. Do you hear me when I set Sixty grand to climb up it? Oh yeah, as you have this year, because I think you get too like when you climb thing like Everest Erlich, any big like peak you. Can you can pay for people to come, carry all your stuff, so you have to have a guide, so you can help you and then you can have people. I carry oxygen tanks, food tents, supplies and I think the more you pay. The more people you have that come with you, I would assume yeah and he was saying that, like when you climb on Everest, you actually have to study this offer my
and certain others factual here, but I'll be seeing. You have to stop and smoke we'd have, he did say if they stop at CERN elevations and spend like multiple hours, just that that elevation, just so your body get used to it before you can t,
you the climb, oh wow, so it's like a couple days journey, no matter what, even if you're, still a really fast guy guy,
given a ton of information that we're not sure about right. Now, that's pretty much higher goes on the bees, pod gas and top of Mount Everest Candy.
It is made a jellybean
I know that my friends, they told me that one I walked
here, the other night David had some friends over and they're. Just watching people die,
videos hard core yeah and you were watching
core videos and I said of people must die doing this. You know what they want park where videos the further those that we were right in those videos were people climb like buildings, skyscrapers yeah like huge skyscrapers like genomics ones, and they hang off the edge of a year and Jason was like they must die.
Doing this and I think they do and showed everyone a video of a guy lily falling off to his death. What's the mindset their risking your life jumping on a skyscraper, I mean the same thing as Kindly Mt Everest. That's just a cool thing to do like it. It's like it's like it's like you ask me: what's the mindset of you marry my mother, I it's just crazy ethical thing to do like I'm glad I had that story that you're not gonna die. Doing
no she's been a handful fees were busy outliving David embryo. She does not take any your shit march. Does an authoritative or I take all. I take Oliver shed
but she doesn't care she talks about you all the time.
I would add crime on earth for sure you would not
yeah, a liar and a couple years. Yeah right, you would have dose of loves. You really Mary Natalie.
We now need to Adelaide carrying all used it up on the efforts to you getting all the glory. Filming yourself turn into a vacation, blogger, extreme blogger that Us- and I really do have to use a Muslim
maybe they can't leave or doing it's really cold. I have,
schools going out my nose, but that segment of the partners are Joseph Part gases where we give our editor friend Joe Twenty five seconds to say and or do whatever he wants in return for him editing this part gas and we live in
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currently outside he's outside grabbing. The badminton is eighteen. Second up his keys, bring
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had, he won't becoming vote next week, age, their god of the first teeny weeny volleyball tournament. I love the idea
ball and I'm down to listen to David. Don't get you down! I have a question. How do you know what a butter knife is yeah? What is it if it's my few spread butter nice? What do you mean exactly, though? It's it's what else? What isn't with some some other things about a butter nice? It's it's threads butter, Ross! You fucking, asshole!
dollar than did. You know that, yes, it's dollar than like taking over forty percent of millennials do not know what a butter knife is really here outside the island
That is that I feel. When I talk to you, I have to explain every third thing. I say to you really: what's a cell phone or that
Don't
began, they say, millennials can't cook now and there forty percent donor. What a butter knife is that's cool. Instead, we invented posts, Bates Goober lift every other.
Fucking happened, you you that's where the people were invented that are in their thirties. That's why
that's an idea right about bats tat, but still a lot of younger people
lotta great things here, stop putting his fucking down it's funny. If aren't you wasn't around you'd be digging graves, that's funny. If Youtube wasn't around I'd, be putting you and why you got me
well listen David. It's been really fun doing this podcast with you. I am leaving the shop from him if I left the
Oh, what idea would you just stop you
I'm here
guys, I'm integrity, I mean. Have you all to this podcast. Never forget it poor, I'm important. If I leave, it is well known it if you like, the pod cares to
that I treat me,
tell me, tell me the compliment me now I want to make it would make sense of anybody else. I really like our dynamic. He could probably get my mom do be just as successful now we'd stern to each other's eyes too much
report. Pretty much love my mom, we weren't gurney work done. We just beats touching each other right, Lorraine, she's, silent
enough said: no com had she says: she's gonna go home tomorrow, she's really sad and there were gone home here are going anyway, I'm going about that. I'm gonna for three weeks. Oh,
ray the largest along rely on Morocco and nobody
Can I have some family time not volume for next? For weeks
just so. I can enjoy my time with her. Did you know that she's into ceramics clarify the other than a book to class for us the Guggenheim? What do you think
She says: she's never been ceramic she's inches also into ecstasy, which she's all right now. She's doesn't remember the competition we had last night about ceramics. Your mom takes a your mom thanks, a bunch of classes in Boston, right area. What o clock mindful what's mindfulness what I should do its dislike thinking about what you do before you. Do it something you know nothing about that so funny cause and effect. Just it takes a class laughter class. What where people? Just like you're kidding? No, you don't have she takes it that they have it in her mom. You take the laughter class. She opted, but little
they just sit there s a bunch of older people just laughing really and that supposed to make you order. There was some of his pocket ass guide, our enemies, but I've got every bears the raven. I started to think too much alike, which is scary. Your mom you, I hate when you think of a joke before me that the joke I was going to say because there's nothing I can say. I can't let us say that if you had to take one person to Europe, let's say you will get get your citizenship feared to take one person to Europe with who would you take our mean under my France at anybody from each of you than I would leave you in Slovakia, for a blog dukes do much fun. It would be to go back to my home country. Oh my god. It be so easy. We'd have a
blog that day, we'd have the entire video done in line with the time we land at the airport, we'd be at the airport and we'd have been terribly don. Genuinely I mean it be so easy. You can probably tell people you're coming and have a big the crowd waiting for you and for vodka yeah, hey guys, really quick. I mean it be in San Francisco and Junior and Chicago on June, I doing Stanhope Comedy, which has been a lot of fun. People are
single out of my bids on line, which I don't love, because I dont have a lot of material, but that's ok. I got my wisdom to think about the other day. You did yes, you were there and I got. I got two others taking out like a year prior and he gave me the gas and I knocked out
please like within seconds I knocked out and has only mean lies, are there and the doktor? So I think it was like a lot calmer this time I brought all of you guys and
couldn't knock out and like it like sent me to this, like weird paralysis, where I couldn't move
but I heard everything you guys we're saying. Oh really yeah and I felt a lot of it and as hurry
scary little I've got a lot on the teeth, the pain it wasn't like. No, it wasn't excruciating pain like it wasn't at all, but I felt I felt it my eye. It was like it was like someone like someone like hitting me like with like out with a hammer, but I'm not feeling sharpened. I'm just feel like the like the like that
yet the pounding of that's how I was when I had my yes. So what and there was an idea can bear at all, but I was just so interesting because I was supposed to be knocked on. U S thought I was knocked out right for a little bit. You thought I was gonna be out. We were talking about you saying horrible things yet and I was
the fuck it all and then I have and then I found out and psychology pussy, that's what you did Missus Allen.
And then we got back home and then I knocked out on my I knocked out on on my bed, and I went through my footage on my camera and there's just a random clips of Jason. In my fur,
but make it here is another trip, a volume of Zane putting his ass.
On my face. While I was the ep you're you're knocked out. Nowadays we have to get clips, we have to do stuff to whom we have to draw dicks on his face.
We got to do something and I was like oh yeah. I guess you're right so then I like took all Michael
off and on your for. I went down the want of insane hung out the site of the window and shot me naked, even use it and use it. I don't want to give you guys, satisfaction
Well, let me tell you something: you ve never felt freedom until you ve driven a Ferrari naked. I believe
I did see you look like you're fuckin haven't. It was a blast I'll tell you that call
is its current slayer view of its people, its illegal, the drive in California, with assured off I've heard what yeah. So this is another fucking faggot
we probably brought brought to revive a behoof. Five gas will lead to higher fact. Checker yeah yeah hurts legal travel shirt off. So it's like you couldn't really. If I mean you're driving naked
No magic has a ferrari draws the most attention, like the most fair share, some surprise. No one saw your junker anything and you really love. So any big car can come right over you and look into here. Oh yeah, yeah driver came down. Hunt is about this about this. What happened to us, the other? They remember the Fuckin pizza guy. There came a John S House
oh yeah yeah. That was really weird. There's a pizza guy. There came to the house and and people like order pizza at our house a lot and talk about it all the time, but some an ordered wanted to Jonas House, and it was under his name Nick Antonia and the guy shows up to the door and he's like pizza for Nick Antonia and we're like. Is it
paid for and the guys like. No we're like. Ok what we'd in order and the guy's already fucking confused how'd you
fuck in order it- and this is your name like He'S- he's already getting like angry about it.
So what are we in order it? But then, when I can fuck it, what what's upedes outlets here is how it so we look at the pizza three me pizza, which is fucking pretty impossible for me to turn down saga. Ok, guys, it's forty five dollars. Let's put some money together, get this pizza, so so
It's here yeah, so she gets the submarine runs and gets the money from her dresser and while she's there I go hold on forty five dollars for a fucking pizza and breadsticks. What's going on so I know I get suspicious, I'm like I don't know if this is a real fucking pizza delivery guy,
tell us. The Jonah Jonah goes to him and goes. Let me see your shirt because he was wearing like a sweatshirt. Then let me see your sure and the guy lifted up his shirt to show his domino sure that Vienna me so
fighting disease like fucking, ask about as it is the FBI monsieur fucking credentials, so that checked out
summing up now, I'm siding with the pizza guy of it. I was there yet all this should adding and you guys are doing now. I know I know I was here: we set up an added it yeah and then, and then we'll do the math and, like the forty five to us, for bread, six in the peace like Atomic in any sense, so much money
and he didn't have a receipt, so we're like pocket. This has ever receive he's. Not he's not a real fucking pizza is a fucking way. So so then I go. I got I got excuse me. Can you explain to me how how its forty five hours and he he steps in the housing egos? Listen man, I don't fuck and make the prices. Ok just take the fuckin pizza left. The pizza walked away. I left the bag. The pizza was in and went back to his car. We never saw him again that was crazy
yet so mad. He didn't fuck and accept any the money. He got a tasted, the internal and household which is so insane yet even he couldn't take it, and then everyone was so confused that, like. Why was he so fucking rises to Dick, and I was like well, which did just quest.
Coming to our house, to deliver a pizza.
He thinks that we ordered so so he's
He was totally in the right to be mad at a year, but we're just
It was a bad situation. Cuz we can order the pizza, so we were superscribed
I'm always skeptical. When food comes cuz, I always think it's poisoned and I will think someone put some like you know syringes in it. So it just wasn't a good scenario, but it was just so funny how the dude left. So I apologize for that domino's guy, I'm sorry about about that.
Ordering pizza to our houses, please I was I was at a meeting today and I would like this guy who's. Been it
been around for a long time. Like he's, he's worked on a whole bunch projects and I was
do you know Jason MASH. Here we go and he's like yeah, no Jason. We I came across them like
twenty twenty years ago. Twenty twenty years ago, I saw him somewhere. I always start talking, and these are.
Is he and he looked him up? He looked you
Google and he goes
because I can the millimetres.
I remember him being this all together.
Our committee was there. Will you have today, but he couldn't have been that young? If he's
twenty years ago. You, you wasn't. It was even more offensive, it's funny when you get to be my age and you see people age in you do the same thing as book back. I did you like.
Yeah, that's crazy and myself.
Because, as everyone discharge fucking cracking up Jack your expansive hijackers an advantage,
a member guys like call fuck, you guys really fighting AIDS and provided it can
guilty for that? Let me see a picture. This guy is how good he looks. Do Michael Bolton,
I guys for the export of Bacchus. My Francine here lies reasoning and talk about this in the most generic. Where possible, you have a date coming up tonight. Is this a secret,
they just fine labelling, so you have a date tonight. Are you I'll talk by this date
Ok, what are you nervous now now,
it's almost like I'm just like to raise it. What do you mean merely lazy? I just I'd rather just so here.
You don't want to go on the day formula, do it
but if we want to gonna did because you haven't got a one in a long time you see iguana. What were you most nervous about.
Not leading on time.
For getting out of there
you're, not you! You want to leave its already do its little you're, it's already ten away. What Tom behind now need a texture back then? Where are you going on the state, a matter, not sure you any options.
Either my house, her house, probably have your girlfriend.
Like in your bag.
Actually forgot for a second. Do you like being singular you like, if you like, the benefits of being an relations I liked being seen by right now. Are you looking for someone? Are you just looking for a quick hook up? Are you looking for someone to like really? I also have like a zombie committed
by using channels enough. I gotta get an early. Can barely are you gonna have it is really hard balancing relationship with posing once a month? You don't posts that frequently. I know it's it's honesty. It's because like when I posed I want. I want to be really get a video. I dont want to just blogs
often like have asked you care about you of your yeah yeah yeah you're off.
What
fair enough and then, as so there's a chance you wanted to
wanna go to her to her house YO timely, because it will be easier to leave lies in whatever we like. This is my first time whenever I haven't seen you go on a day like this. It's a big deal for me,
Finally, I want to come so badly want to come here to bring you alone. You know, she's gonna just believe me
and we ll give everybody doing later now. Oxides dont for
don't say just search short, second of our economy, a really good wingman. Yesterday I was such a good we're we're like club and this this girl, like makin and
as our backing like this girl came over to me, and I tried directing her straight to my friend and I go that's my friend
You should go talk to him, he's an asshole and
in overtime and they talked for like in our all you
suffer expertise and a man like you do in my fucking kill the word on matters. That's really good to you. So good was greatly and he's not ass. Also when she got there, she was like she turned to me. She said
We are talking about, and I was like
No, I think it's because mats just knows everything is really just smart, he's a game of jeopardy county. He just spits out fanfare exactly yesterday. He was talking about like some tribe in.
Like Northern Ireland that even now, can you really gets deepen two things? Why wish you the best of luck? I knew I really appreciate that. Would you like to come? I know you just kidding
do you have any questions before you go from Jason? Would you like to sleep at my day this answer, because who do you want to sleep with my dad he's? Ok, do you have any questions for Jason, whose inexperienced data,
come on. Let's get it in. Burma
I'm diabetic questions for an experienced data. Awesome
want any advice from Jason to be honest
How's, I don't the what just things just seem to fall apart whenever they involve Jason
Let's see what can I say about you, this negative?
it could get my yellow legal aren't. You can make fun me that this is my first time in the three years TED's
I always wondered actually, if such a likeable personality in every time, I go on like this summer
because I, like you, but you never pull the moves on its because those girls that, like B, I dont like them back
It's never reciprocated for me as a ok,
I only like girls who like me,
the pretty about it. How do I get it? I we are somewhat too lightly and then I get involved with them for a really long time. Like my ex wife does that
I broke up with Archie Food in New York and, like you know, found me in the street and was like Ike. We have to be together and I was like no
Ok, we're your Ex wife said we have to be together.
Wow
she has. She was just like. I can't believe you we broke up with me. We get along
so good. You know we are best friends, you you,
that like when we're together. We laugh and we have the best time and I was like
gonna, be single. I'd want to deal with anybody and then,
like I looked at my bank account. I had no money because, like ok sounds good, I'm of in a while, but it's
it's really cool, seeing that he still had a really good arises, whether because you are like talking on the phone, let me state that was a joke. The last thing like we really were like best for I don't like we got it.
Like we laughed like a humming and data get along and have sex
that allows thousand added that we may later, because his has
I listened to the public S, so we have to admit that in just a minute now me to edit this in David's lying,
We and I wish you to buy some on the day when you say I mean at least will you went
exactly? Do you want? Ok, let's walk, that's. Why should it be stop playing you
stop, let them playing God with every single person in this friend group. Lieutenant ruinously, stop playing God.
Face timey layer he's almost gonna. Do it said? Yes, you know and I would love I would love my friends ass. We stuff like this back home. All my friends, we're like tax me, keep me updated and it was the breastfeeding. You guys don't give a shit
asked about any of you guys. I'm here is made because we look awful is no you don't you does. No, I told you, I will text you in your into, but now you out of your fundamental about save our nobody's, seen just get up. Ok, Saint Louis rootless from
this moment she gets there. He goes
I say nice to meet. You cause. You haven't met you're right, it's an online thing. There's not much!
hygiene. How are you? What are you gonna do? What are you saying?
there's a really good movie that I heard about on ethics. You're gonna go under by cover other picking up, but we have to watch it in the dark. Ok, you gonna go straight to the movie
possibly have snacks at your house.
Nothing in my house. No, no
the auto even had like water, I think other south. You can always call on your roommate makin, whose only by school so like. If it doesn't go well, you duty now get your mind if it doesn't go well, you can always call your friend backing and he can take over can see so good at or just call you because I know that's what you want. I still eager. I dont want to take her ass. You do know, I showed you picture in your life
you can you face Jaime when you're, whether you're out of your David, you hate me:
yeah. I just feel like you, haven't, been really responding to my tax lily. Do you want me to be honest with you or your lawyer? I do
I actually done at european level that it
Can I just thank you first ascribing deny guys everybody go, go
the deadlock on this
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