« VIEWS with David Dobrik and Jason Nash

A Multi-Million Dollar Disaster (Fyre Festival)

2019-01-24

On this week's show...

The guys share their thoughts on the Fyre Festival docs. Also, David is kind of scared of Natalie, there are people out there who LOVE Joe's Teeny Weeny Podcast, an update on Jason's penis, and David thinks Jason's kids should have chores.

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that'd be let us she can't get my fucking car, my driveway. Yes, so we got us tickets to civil and its in Atlanta shows in Boston. I want you to know that I find it it's completely. Ok, for for you to be like hey MA, am you don't have to go? If you know onto the Alex I dunno some people just prefer watching it at home right, but we At last year, wasn't it we're to see that I shall do all those things are so bad in Ayesha I've service before I say, go to to wrestle mania, I'll be, and I used to go in person and in person and impersonated it's awful zone here, the announcer all years grunting, but like it's so much better. On tv, we went to the four May, whether fire, and it was it was so much better. Did you go yea? I went with you. Oh yes, at an EU time always ship actually wrote about it in a short story. Your writing a book. Yes, I am what is its going really while they read everything and their like this is fucking great as like really really really believe it. I'm
Scared, what're you put in the book about me mostly about you and how you treated me over the years. A news gonna buy me. The pod cast your seat. Labour power me as like our true you, like shit project cameras, are off. I get away with this energy than when I heard you writing a book and unlike sack I gotta, I really time an upper out of here I'm not there are. This is really not a lot in their about you at all. In all its in there's not supervised tough. When I'm kind of offended like yesterday. I what do you talk? What do you talk about it? So it's a lot about to cite, but at what I've done with my life and health of Shurippak Meda. No, it's it's a lot about less respiratory for its about like how much I fucked it up. That's mostly words about raw.
Buck. The article in the global came out. I said almost things about you, I'm really particular too and sometimes be lots of times. We will get me on podcast and then then there like so David, that's the first thing I like FARC, unlike. Why did I they want? Of course they do that with the article of the globe to they want the insights group yeah of and then they Like can gated being this article, which you said some really nice things about me and some funny thing. So thank you, but yeah I appreciate I thought that article is good, for both of us are really did you know. That was one thing, and I was thinking about this when we're done on Taiwan. One thing is to this morning was like you have a hard time: Eliza, visual Jason Jason got in every four. The Boston Globe is that a big deal four blasted it as the I think, the main one there that's sick. Anybody call you from your hometown?
I respect your twitter as like no longer fit. You know what it's funny? Those like I feel like we never. We never like enjoy anything you and I yeah- or you won't even let me enjoy anything. I think. I think that you do that. So I work harder. I don't know. I think I think then joined the enjoying comes in in the energy. Every thought enjoyment. Part of our lives comes within seconds inner within our days, comes in little spurs and little moments think. We have a lot. We have a lot less time send enjoy, but, we are enjoying are somewhat more powerful than irregular peoples because it just like so hard to come by an otter spoiling seconds that you had recently when you shot tighten the people, then the phaser the face. But when yeah like what when something just like works yesterday.
Some do this bout, my friends where I give him a hundred hours and I could shooting with Paypal gun once and he during the week and I don't know- and I dont tell when I'm coming yesterday, I found out my friend was giving a tattoo, so I drove to the tattoo parlour and actually beat him there, and I wanted to talk to guy had a little baggy with my pistol in it Now, if you gotta listen, I have I have about, my friend, where I get to with a big Are you sure, with Paypal gun, and he didn't recognize me anything and then start explaining in explain the story to him and he goes wait. I know you I saw this yesterday great sacrifice, you don't go the bathroom, because it's a hidden, the bathroom and I waited for my friend Todd too to come and get us tattoo, and while he was getting a tat. Her came out of the shop with gun already in my hand and I'm on Hollywood Boulevard. So I'm like, I can't believe, I'm getting over this and then I went up and I shot him in the leg, so that was fun
see you has a couple people there and everyone was very quiet and didn't wanna. Give away my secret. Something funny happened. I was at a m, was at a party and on and on this guy, who can alone. I have none of like three years. You just seem places rightly, can really know. I'm back I've seen a lot and he's like what are you up to and I'm gonna assembled same old make videos, and what are you up to and he's like he's like I'm doing social audio, oh, that's cool! It's a muslim am at what it and they all podcast work package. My car is a year. I just I just think that so outdated and it just like society was just like it's a new. You know hip term. Like younger kids, who maybe dont know about podcast. I want again to it and I go that's weird. So short almost sounds a lot worse than pack ice at re like it sounds like you're, you
These are the ones that are out there and then he I shit. This is fucking real, so great because he owned up to thirty minutes later he comes out amigos dude I can't stop thinking about it, but you are so right, social. Audio sounds fucking awful and I'm so glad at. Finally, someone had the balls. The tell me then that fucking, crazy, active part can see said this to me. How it same is there That is how companies done there was some crazy. I'm gonna call the guys we're gonna go back to part gas like fucking great here, where the fire vessels- Last night, oh you dare you watch the air is good, that is to say what it was like internally they were living, so the fire festivals, basically a festival. It was supposed to be this huge exclusive festival where tickets were that cheapest ticket was a thousand dollars and the most expensive one was like a quarter of a million dollars because it was supposed to be this huge luxury vacation. All the
models promoted it like from Kendall, Jenner or Gigi Hadid, Bella Hadid, like all of these models and and then they just couldn't get it done in time, and it was a complete fucking disaster. No one you guys to look up the documentary on Netflix, literally no one or Hulu. No one had a place to stay. There is no food, there was fucking chaos and then- and they cancel the festival the first Dan. Would you think, as I thought it was incredible- is an insane credible. What that guy did incredible, how stupid people are ya like to just because a model tells you to do something more drawn by that. I dont think that a model tells you to do something. Maybe don't do it ok hold on. I don't think that's the right
I know you friends had lots of models. Did he could not find any of em, I'm just I'm just saying. First of all, I would add of totally posted for the fire. If they came to me in there like hey, we have seventy grand Randy persons rampage over like ass sure this affair, great festival right end and book no out. Other people are stupid. For believing it was gonna be real, they are stupid for four. Yes, they are because they should research that they should have seen like. Ok, what what am I gonna get? What am I gonna get how also dumb how often like it's like if I'm going to cold shower you better fucking, believe I'm gonna know where my,
staying all what exactly I'm gonna be. I think I think ok so dumb to go down, but I'm saying a couple months before when you buy the ticket when they bottom, they bottom right when these models launch the videos right so then have any time to research and then they had the tickets. I guess is therefore offer actually flying out there. Oh yeah yeah that would have eaten the ticket yeah but but like for buying the ticket originally like. If I saw these models promoting this thing, which I did right and I had, the money had been: oh yeah sure the seams gray like this, you draw their all subscribe to the fact that this will be a great coach, Ella or festival. Maybe in saying that this idea that I'm gonna go somewhere and I'm gonna get faced time with jihadi. No one of you, that's what I think that is. I remember that was what they offered they offered access to these people, access to like sit there and drink with John Rule or fuckin care about and just know that, like you, know, flow,
realistic at all. What what I thought was insane is so the or the owner of the fire festival he's now going to jail, yeah, the first six years right, six years, yeah fuck in its any US, forfeit like twenty five million, or did you catch the other thing that he did after the fire vessel that was so down what you do like he's. Probation. He got out on three hundred thousand dollars for the fire festival and then he goes back to just scamming people for tickets. Oh yeah, like selling backstage tickets, like the IP tickets alike, are burning man. Don't exist, oh well! That's what thought him! Why? Don't you just really damage is done yet and during that he was a great salesmen reminded me of you, one whose use really them, but he remembered we have you know he was they kept saying in the document that I could tell you anything is a salesman and you're good you I'm not saying your Europe, obviously very good. Morally, you would never do something like that. But I'm just saying I do remember, it made me feel really annoying. They mainly feel really bad for him. You did, I
from it. All. I was like this is something that some ambitious guy would come up with interest. Could you imagine failing something and letting seventy people down and causing that there is? There is a point of the documentary where one of the guys who was like helping orchestrated they like they had to get like they had to ask for a favor from someone in town and he so that he was little going to suck his dick yeah yeah yeah. That's crazy! That you're a real bad. Yet that was crazy, that he does this guy said they needed a. What are they need like they needed to pay off the import tax? The pay me in YAP or tax and and they didn't have the money and time so he was little gonna go and whose suck the skies Dick, instead of paying I'm right away right and the guy was nice music. You don't do that. Just pay me when you have the money you got so desperate that that purport we're doing that and the whole thing foul part that I have spoken crazy. I think it's
It's I don't know. I don't think I know things as bad as people think I think right. If I, if I knew how bad it was in the b, I would have spent twenty grand on a ticket, because that is a fucking experience. If they don't like being part of like Woodstock. Like that's, never gonna happen, it's never gonna happen again, nothing everything! We have big of a disaster ill very several come along and again something will happen as it is, and I ve been a festival, as I think we would be. Smart is if they read it again: yeah yeah, they did a firefly civil too. I think it would be. It did ivy supplanted better. I think all ready have so much attention that people buy is to just for just for the story. I think I think they should do it again. I dunno regardless there's a lot of money, loud lost on that and speaking of law,
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Well, that's not thinking you gotta, consider the contract play and then all the endorsement, so I'm India he could definitely and he think, he's the highest paid area in the world to do. I think it's suckers on another level that we don't know about. You know your socks. Creeping around behind our backs. Suckers a big deal out of things creeping around our. Americans backs, isn't it I mean it's always been kind of silly soccer, not figure. I dont get it at all. I think soccer should be the biggest. Suckers like your money, where your mouth is David. I've never seen you watch a soccer game. I used to and when I was in Illinois, ITALY played Slovakia and watched one game it. So Those waiting for Natalie because we were gonna go go pulling its voice, but she was late sizes
and there is a wonderful anywhere you nearly now. I think I think suckers suckers allow more exciting twice. The amount of data is called David, just called his assistant in six of the phone. She goes what's so funny disarm, she's she's, taking a break she's tired of your stuff, she's, tired, but that's, ok. You give you give it to her a lot. I guess she probably has to operate like that you're. So she had a man you're. Sometimes I'm scared to ask her for. Thank you. Oh that's! Where it yeah guess I yeah yeah. I know you do you're like. That is how I would be to have her by her father. Look out I'll, have like reef out. I'm always re phrasing things just select. If I need her to clean up around the living room, I dont say: can you clean up the living room because then that that's the kind of us go cleanup deliver make it doesn't
how do you phrase it then? I say fingers constrain up running with you, and I say it like that, and I say quickly so I go like psycho like what's envious of immigration. Islamic can you pick up raises and then cleanup industry neuron living like us. They really quick, yeah yeah I'll get to like the other thing, quicker, its top and sometimes use the crazy is like it'll, be like it'll, be like five p m, and I don't know, I think it's insane public can go pickup truck flavouring. It should be like yeah? I forget that you, my sister, I'm paying her and I ve found it so mine blown that she says yes right why, but I have ever every time she says it's like really cool like today. I was like ours like. As can you pick me up to polar before we finish our part. Guess I haven't I'm done she like, ok, fine of be sure.
I don't know why we can all paying her, but I still find it like my boy Melick, I haven't assistant, that's so it's so helpful. I don't know high function without MR before, but now you good about like putting her time in the right places. Oh yeah, how two percent you are an ill with mine like I have something I don't like nightmare Rather him work on the other thing them go, get out. Something will now. I have my mind wrapped around some stupid, I'm trying to get this gumbo machinery starts. I can have it at my house and lets. Take you up a lot of time and I really regret catching Harry my I catch. That is also working on, but now we have the resources. Are the railway sector bone pick with you great the other day, Mister Braggart rag bag and back what her bag were bragging about? All your masturbation? this maiden bright eye, just using you see there is computer lab- is left to do that with three times yesterday I was asking about three times. You really do it again right now. I couldn't stop masterpiece.
Young border just get so hard. Whenever I want it snap, my fingers, oh wow, you really Personally I did. I just said I just I was saying I found a very I fun like like Matthew, Mokanna hey when he talks about masturbating with a Wall Street. Did you I think anybody? That's it yeah. It's like like it helps you get your mind off things and helps you get down with work. It does yes, brow like you're, not think about anything. You're, like all your like sexual thoughts, are out of the way right right, land it, so it so easy to tee. I guess it's like you know, just what you go doing. You're done. I had it. I don't know me saying I found a new work method really pissed. God knows so person I ate at my Dick Jack hammered in an hour in oh yeah, I'll see that has happened. I willing I reported last week last week, just started this new dick treatment. Yet that gives you a bigger boner jackhammer, your dick in year with electricity, Asia with balls and stuff, the I mean yeah and
balls and in a woman, does it and has no trite conversation with you, while she's Jack, hammering Azure how many kids you out to that's nice at at at at at at at at work the upper, how many chemicals so anyway, it was really the head. It's unbelievable yeah, David on real. I dont know what they did. I don't know if it's gonna go away. Far bigger my penis is bigger. I'm not kidding even further its bigger member, the other member. A couple weeks ago, when you were had already short easing you, where you have in your mouth and you are like he's getting church member a couple weeks ago and you like pointed like some short eurozone, pointing to my dick and balls and you're, not so small yeah.
Well now, it's bigger the better for the robot. It's crazy, crazy, crazy! I can't tell you how much are we spending on this and I have a friend that when he was like as too, this is crazy like by now. How much are we spending? It was three grand three or four all the treatments. How many times have you got six Boca? It was literally a couple hours later I don't know what they did but you're like a not believe or the first time right, yeah I thought I'd been had. There was worth every penny well and I have to put my penis saw twice a day with the peace pump. Ok, that's fucked up and my mom knocked on the door the other day as doing that sucks. Jason had boiled square miles. I've been here. Eighty five new Baltic Sea Rescue ratings authority. I know she found the penis pump too, but she didn't say anything. It's probably not as a bomb
Commissioner. You spoke about a jack in the cap chemically penis pomp. I guess I guess you have to interfere. Told me if I want to get my money is worth after pump it, but it's almost like too much that it is pointless to which makes it to congratulations. On european sakes, man speedily appropriations, I'm over three and a half inches. Now, that's that's big right, yeah yeah! That's huge right! Yeah, yeah! That's Massive hiring can be pretty time consume it. Can you put? The job is around my job: I've, even fire, anybody odor even assistant, oh yeah, yeah, you pay him
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get from an intern you're about to fire ideas like it's like it. We don't even want you here for three years constrained, but I will say I was the same party. I was at the other day. Some guy came up to me and he goes holy FUCK David and I go yeah and he goes dude. I love love your podcast like fucking love it so much. I listen to its limits. Everything and I thank you so much of this issue and he goes out by- and here I will tell you he clocking pro and anti wasn't getting. He wasn't getting. He was just use actually, because no one fuckin ceased to write a sister voice. Civil people probably think that maybe it's just you
doing another voice analyze. So when they, when they see John purse, he fucking freaked out mechanism in the throes. These through Oh my god. It's such a pleasure to meet. You can have a picture of you too, like five times more. How about me, I, through mountains, guy, like you, know that his party drastic is inside. My has wouldn't exist without lie. I took those so funny. Let's fund,
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and we got sorry I lit ages. I wanted to buy our world for a second and I thought about how nice it would be to see a movie tonight I completely forgot about like the work that we have in front of us, and I liked what would you see? I dont know how, but, while I totally got sidetracked, your story. Movies are not the same as they used to be, for do. Why do you think that I still think there is good if your drive it harder to combine movie right? Yes, the lady Gaga Movie, which I love. Eddie Gaga goes like this. Guy was the last say movie user last insane movie tat man, S uncle man, but it wasn't good here there was that it was tough to watch
I don't know it doesn't make any sense everyone's underwater. How could that be makes no sense to me and then you're watching people talk underwater, that's impossible, that sit. There were talking in the world, they were level. I think our friend curly, who can't watch movies like that. Did you you know that about her? Why catchy? She can't watch. So she can watch like a Marvel superhero movie, because now real, oh I'm kind of like tat, so she shall be. They shall be like I'm like. Let's say, iron man, iron man, ass, a defeat these mutant rats right that our like human sized, great toilet and and judged be watching, should be like. That's, that's, not real, that's not a problem. He doesn't have to do that. Like wire like little should big. Why? Why am I watch this like it's? Not real, not through the cat happened. I've like that with with it chanced tat. She loot. She watch, any movies sounds at our asylum lie or, like the fantasy, you get it
What sort of the rigs gum cause she's like that this is stupid without real stamp? Doesn't care? It's at our more where he couldn't happen. The adage would that, so and unlike and I'm like, but you can't you don't remember like you can't submerge yourself into this whole world. As you know, I just I don't understand how you possibly enjoy something that can happen right, which is fucking, interesting them. By the way things are great with my ex wife now that I shouldn't have said anything but she's. Very nice personally factors nigh fuck yourself. Even work is to start talking about movies in the middle of that she's great persons is very nice to me. Please, man, she's gotta, now tricycle be back. Before talking about her eggs on the pod chasm and then I'm going up report. My max MAX part gas. This guy's Tricia's the best, my ex wife sucks of progress. Guys, my ex wife has great social sucks with sword with the teachers shut down. What is that all that they might be going school tomorrow. They miss seven days of school. What your kids have been in school for seven days, seven school days, yeah over
What is this only in California yeah Ella, unified away? Oh my god, the teachers are going on strike here because are not getting what the not getting a gang paid enough. Then I can paid enough. I mean it's, it's a crazy situation like we all should power for school. How do you should pay more? How do you feel about that they're on the teacher side but other UK site for another school, the tissues filing appeared more than you sick, appear more another stroke there actually set it to go back to take as their continuity, but they You know, there's I've assets, goody, goody, loving euphoric is another about. You know it's governor, Connally, there's. No, they love school. They learn, hey, hey! You knew my kids, it's their birthday months, data that both born, January, solar cell Renault month long some tough, we're gonna get a majority item. Seven apparatus act to be honest, David and got them nothing tat yeah. I feel very good yeah
you're right enough, you're doing something to do them. Chores, Ghana, responsibility and take out the trash. Oh really ass. They don't have a single chore choice. Ten zero young betaken out trash is no. You can empty the dishwasher when your time you can yes get even reach for the plates. Go will ever figured out get it. I still lack of a good centre burn a factory s, but how old Wyatt makers Interests Howells while seventeen, he's not seven and thirteen. You should have him do chores did you do chores grown up? I do duly sank, half ass towards a great star Blake, they there'd be this initiative would come down, you're gonna do charge, and then you do like once again
Oh you're, one of those tat mightier our might, but my pants on we were doing chores, it was gonna, be I do those chores for weak again. They gonna, sir piling on even more really. I was bad so to me as a kid and not looking back at what those fucking empty at the decision taken at the trash but like I had like I like four towards a week, but when I missed one fucking. All hell broke loose like it was you I was chaos. Where would they do there should be? Some have you're grounded is bad bad. What was a trailer remissness trash yellow trash day, o wishes because when you missed, when you mistaking the trash bins now you got full trash. Yeah for a whole week and I would have the rash and I would have to stand inside the trash pins and and stop like I was making wine just to get the trash, all the way to the bottom of the bed. So I can fit more trash until when I miss it, did you forget, or did you forget on purpose? I would forget you would forget you busy thinking about school sex money drugs
I was back in your deal in here. You know I was actually actually started a ping pong club in my high school. I have had that go down It was great I didn't started Ivan started myself, but I was out out shop to school but which one was it without trying to school. Forty five minutes before every anybody, s eloquence of arguments. I think in high school a lot of the loser, things that I would be cliche loser. Things were kind of cool. So, like Maybe you David murder, dating anyone home on prom night. That was a cool thing. Fuck, your noble lego. Why would you go to school? Forty five minutes, early ping, pong? Okay and there wasn't a call. Kids know it was ok, fucking, I've tunnel. Please please, I'm sorry, I'm sorry is finding out of his pocket. Please please, please! I love it. I want to hear about it. Now you go to school what county is anything wrong with? I got forty five miserly the only person I would be there. I shouldn't you not would be the janitor answer.
They get there so early where the door wouldn't be unlocked yet, and I have to wait for him. The cafeteria lights. It still be turned off. And yes, does be like an hour early and it just be me and my friend Alex we get up he'd be having a morning bagel. His hair would be so. We walked to school, his hair be so wet that it would reason for any could break it off and and we at school and we set up a ping pong table because, like put away- and we start play, and it was the only thing you would here and the entire school is like it. The other hallways we're all actually goes out loop around. So you just hear the ping pong ball bouncing an entire. I'm telling you know what would be there, except as to losers, and then more people come in and then you get and then you get the real losers. Who came in other there to do our work, and like now cool stuff, like being pingpong friend, about like ten minutes before school, with kids come around a star watching you guys play yeah yeah. They are true for you and by Van I'd already be very sweaty, because I've been playing for awhile,
like I've had to bring us out of the brilliant extra sure to change into first school and gave it to people playing ping. Pong does not necessarily make a club yeah, but it got so popular that the school had to shut it down before school and had to set up an old like its own ping pong club at at the end of yeah, my two colleagues shut it down and guess what I'm not a fuckin loser exciting stare out act, as I said please, so am I right. Yeah I've never came to ping. Pong sounds like you were too ahead of the curve. Their yeah I was prepared by before was cool. I could see you being the Pied piper making ping pong cool yeah. I can see you deafening doing what that there is. There is a couple of my friends that, were there were very good at making lame thing cool, like I say, likelihood her like Kurt Lechner. We used to do the crew. What Europe, which was like for the sake of better, where there is little that cheerleading section where like it, was at school spirit
Yet so we dress up if it was a black eye, we all dressed up in black and we live in a city of inspection and, like TAT was like on paper, it seems like a fucking stupid thing to do that could affect. Like you know you imagine, the cook is being like that's fucking way, what's up with other school spirit completely the opposite like every year. When you turn when you became a senior, there is like a select few that would like their we're. Ok do the current as exciting, really yeah, and I chosen not chosen, but you have to be like you had the havoc enough balls like in the high school world to be like. I want to be in the crew rye and have as an have someone not be like you can't be in the fucking Fuckin moved anyone ever try to me in the crew there as well as I know you keeping the fuckin girl now, because it's like it's like its second, it's like a thing we're like look. If you're, either in the courier not yeah like like you get it. There was trouble loser things in a fight it out. I've tried every vessel so much hit. Not now, let's go, but it was a lot like. I don't owe me.
It's hard for me to tell, because I know what I was in school. I and all the things you describe in my school are: fucking a loser city like get beaten up, but twenty years later, but that's how who works but made- your school was different like one hours later, maybe now now big frames like eye glasses are popular like those back once for you get. Your ass coverage has beaten videos like a fuckin idiot, but now everybody I am even when an app prescription cause. They look six funny, that's kind of like what school is through fuck. Your teacher wacky reflect many teachers. Now, never the honest, fuck, okay, now diamond ever deftly had some serious crushes. Amr teacher you dead here come on data. Eddying about I know I had some serious crashes. Are you did what would you say? Well, then, I will miss anything but I have your voice to change or somebody may I just got really low flourish? Lingua, oh no, I won't say, That's between me and MRS Rasper,
you make it excuse, let go up and make sure your paper. They cannot get some help and nobody knows deftly la more flirty and I was like an example: Flirty Haviland pretty good today, MRS Wretch Caskey, a ham, and I wasn't like that. Just like I gotta give her all my attention when she was talking to me- and I was like. Oh, are you finally Firefox thanks in advance that I don't know, I don't know, I don't know it was it was these teachers are either high school was the best time in the world or I'm completely. Fucking delusional announced the complete list. And I have no idea what I was doing these teachers did. They were like sexy out. There are no alongside our skirts or genes. Note, my I'll do I'll admit. One thing one of my biggest crushes was on a teacher after she got pregnant when she was pregnant workers. A glowing- and I was like this woman's beautiful Narbonne attacks are presently before, but she's a gorgeous. I've seen that glow interpreting yeah weird
Are you gonna get it we're glow about yeah, beautiful and yet? And so so no she wasn't wearing like now. None of these teachers were like wearing like slutty like that. Wasn't that wasn't it there's like very pretty women while they were really pretty d, you think they're all listen to this now gone my one. If it was me metaphysics over this, but but I think they now because I've told I was for like all my teachers, so I tell the other teachers what teachers I would have a crush on. Oh really, oh, my god, she's so high to my other teachers and pupils and teachers Everyone thinks you so hot yard, some kind of weird and crossing the line. It is important that second motor car the teachers were with our students that it was very like a million jobs. The get the teachers in our school very much. Could have been the students. Everyone was like very similar in age, and I think that's
So great is like is like, like you know, mister counter, you know mister and missus. An air like there are very young and it could have they little could have students in the fucking class. That's all made it so cool as like it was so easy to relate to the teachers and the teachers related to us right on. Did it and I can ever the teachers reduction about me that you share. My friends had come to me and tell me, and they d get we're in the work room. And he fucking hate. You earn a library, Haiti and other. I don't know I do, and I don't know I guess: well, that's autonomy for today's pilots. It clarifies we haven't fund. Take? U S. Wasn't this park ass, my name as Jeff my sash, and this has been a view Bacchus go files on Twitter go far beyond answer. I'm trying to at David directed by
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