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Doing that and Jason turned to me, opened up a Pepsi and went hey. I don't carry you and that's important guys, go get your Patsy's today without guesswork, two views, the packet. You know what I think about what do you think it is possible for somebody. That's really gonna podcasting, to record of forty five minute park ass in twenty minutes. Now, man, not assuring them ask why don't you nothing that's possible like if you talk really fast and then an editing you slow it down times too. Do you think be able to make a forty five minute podcast in twenty minutes, get somewhere to be no, but let's fucking go right outlets overly bath. In any event, as at about gas, just like we did David, not sexy, do this is a good start rolling for music, you did it

I guess this abuse pod guess, I'm David, that's Jason were comedy. Troop here, in LOS Angeles sets out bid a copy troop for a while. Now forty six states, twenty three: where are we with this path cast in terms of your you know, likes and dislikes of how much I like area, I'm I'm I'm kind of for it. I really I do still figure three ways. A dive people come to be on the street. Now the other the park ass his interesting. It's because recently talked so Martin were always recording stuff. So the pot guess is the only thing in my life the feels like work, which is crazy, the fig right because public, a pot, gas fields and work, I now have southern say, but I love making video so much like this is the thing that, like just doesn't feel like right, but I believe this I listen to the podcast. You know I've narrows in the warm listen to one now. Oh, I go back and I listened to all the good Little Miley yeah, all the time I heard about cars with not mine. I don't think

really I haven't heard my own pockets and, having listened another broadcast a you, I've seen examples of geronium. He went going to business together for what I wanna go on shark tank. That's my goal: the sheer get on shark tank Sure idea. Oh, my ex wife has this idea Marny she at those pretty good. It's called headphone headphones. Basically, like is a thing you put on your head to listen a pot. Gassway go to sleep. When you put like little here by did very reared in Irian Jaya or systematic wraps or on your had yet, and leg is padded by your ear to having actually ever know in a way they have it money work. No, I looked it up. I couldn't find here has literally a picture of. It literally have exactly what you said. What you call the recovery about pharmacy, but so fucking crazy, lily, exactly have everything to executive right, we'll get it yeah! That's it! as early as I envisioned it would prefer collared around ninety ninety nine thousand charge sex. Forty five back to the drawing board hey. I should

one short tank. That's it man just so into it right now, I want to go on there and I want to have a picture. I want to say hello sharks. I just want to say hello sharks. I know I really want to go on shark tank to I love when the pitches really rehearsed and they're really nervous. That's my fav hey, we're in the bar the other day dear caught on fire shares Bigfoot yeah. That was crazy, so I just got bundle Jimmy Fallon, yeah that'll be my blocks of because here I've our priorities. The first time of laying back on the bar like on the bar there's a candle their outside fuckin smilax. On these burning and like asked what is going on and then I look behind me in my coat is literally the

in flames like behind me in flames and an eye traditional, my Jason, I'm on fire look semi goes yeah, you are lucky I caught fire, so I took the jacket off with a fucking stamp it out in the bar, and then the people came over the barnyard. What's going on and yeah, that's crazy! I've! Never that that is crazy to that candle was in that spot yeah. When we start when I started leaning on the wall, I looked at the Canada's that's weird where'd, you find longer Herod definite Catch fire foreseen in New York City Club, packed with people to such a fire, so dangerous or dangerous and fucking a kind of fire. So David you're and Jimmy found this week are very proud of you. I was in the audience they watched. The whole thing got upstairs. He was was nervous about its performance, but everyone thought it was really good, both Rui murmured. I was it. I wasn't even thinking about it that much yet, but then, when I got there and when I was in my green room and the tv was on the throne, like, though the Jimmy Foulon insurer played cars, Walker in New York City

Might I am that girls, tonight's guess David Daybreak, so fucking crazy to see so crazy and it's organic really route like really real, a guy. This are tearing up, it seem like I was in a movie, you look. I hate describing it this way, but it literally felt like a fucking dream. Phallic, the character in a movie and the character in the movie fell asleep and had a dream about being under be found right, that's exactly what it felt like it was. It was crazy and then- and then my short when on before me and then I was waiting backstage to go on next right after him. I don't know if I made this up on and off. He said this or I think he said this to me. As you said something to me ass. He walked off stage, I'm pretty sure was this or Madrid completely just fabricated ass. He walked off any pats me back in the. U S maxim dead gives us.

Cliche thing to say so great and I was in that's been better times there, but they always back literally and then it's so crazy cause when you're on, like when you're on the show, unlike the cameras, are on you, like, I always get in my head and like I'm like he's interviewing mere whatever, and then I'm like. If I start in my head, I'm thinking like. If I stop talking right now, like it's going to be on television, I don't it's gonna cut that out like if I just freeze right now Oh yeah, like you, will like everyone's watching me, but you do have a moment like whenever doing anything other than a late night tv, the ability of our the momentum we confront cameras york- if I start right now at the teachers, are worth but the entire time I would like. If I just stop talking ray, it's gonna, be

yea. I could pick about three makes the Jimmy out like this is all up to me here like if I just stop talking it over at regardless. I had Fun Jimmy's the fucking nice ass humans. We seem to like, really I don't really like you usually get together you both Category II in oh yeah. How do I know you like you're? Like your leg,

your version of him. Everyone always says that every time an hour, every type know every time I go out with a celebratory person really liked you, but I'm like but clear light all day you like, or do I know but brought like what brow a gorgeous you gonna see. Marquis doesn't like me, you know, I mean like his job, is to interview and talk to be bored he's accurate, he's accuracy make doesn't know, but what he did do is like he deafening. They gave you respect, which is like really nice yawning behind a percentage that you started out. You came out in those like what happened. I care murmured, I member one of the first things he said was like an you. Have fifteen million follows on Youtube and everybody cheered, which is like really nice them to say, and then he brought up the thing. Are you married my mom, and that was cool cause? It was like you could tell that, as as a comedian like he respected that bit in itself, the fact you use, gradual and backstage whose roots which I appreciate awesome. I need here placement surgery. I heard man,

thanks man of great accomplishment, food every forty sexual wants to have answered is broken. You going, I'm getting a Jaguar programme, Jaguar tiled, look at the Mercedes is a little too expensive violate the jaguars. So what is it? What is the new happened? so like we abuse ably, will you be able to take hard earlier or villages bring you up the part he not have just to power? Ok, you know I've been living for the last few months. I have noticed so it doesn't? It doesn't great about it too. You don't bring it up to much, never because it does bother me, like. I told you one time and open it up to you now in our slicker about arms, already say: look at him just that! I was buried alive, joint go broke, you're, the dock told me he was a baby. We buried alive anymore, who in your hip, will feel better digital. Buried alive. You saw it Because I know the kind of stuff you're doing

I go. Oh you made. It goes in the back yard. Surprise, your friend at the picnic very Ribeiro Jason in my back yard. Anybody, but ok, so even in Europe, which is actually pretty saddened, trying to make out what they have been limping along. Its been bugging me out like when I just even see people there like your limping like what's wrong, then you to explain That's the worst, the worst my friend my friend, who has sat infection. Yahoo got one he's my age and he lay right out of the mountain and that's the worst is having to explain it to every single person. Where is what's wrong, you're limping and special we go out, it's like you have to go, I gotta staff infection and then it among you know I mean it's the same conversation over and over again it's a waste so anyway. So then they get me in there, and I am, I may have smaller, mean they take an x ray and the guys like, oh and you could just clueless so on your hip. There's like busy like rubber in the socket. Well know what it's not rubber, but it's It is basically a rubber thing that allows your hip to some. I'm missing. Half of mine phase- I guess not good,

think you're going to need surgery. He's like there is one thing we could try to really expensive. We could try stem cells and he's like- and I think he's you ever get your good set it for that. So then, yesterday they shot me. I was prep for like two weeks for these shots. I had some other shots done some prp, they shot my own blood in my ass six different shots. Sorry, this is a little bit, so I put it in your ass that, like you can't walk, I don't know if it's like for the flu or I don't know what it is past, had a sullen shot their personal shot and I handle that dominoes to add other yeah yeah. I was like I was like four ok, I got it and I couldn't live that they can live at your browser. My grammars in Slovakia and I got shot and our dislike of laying on my stomach with my ashes like hanging in the air like yours, it's fucking be in need of air, and now it was yeah that was the most painful

Simon? I don't mean to take away from you. Finally, like its vital yeah. You know your browser to remind me when I was too when I told David aid have surgery. All you said was hollow the owl for thirty years younger than I am we're good thing like you know, I mean no, it doesn't David. Now I can't run. I can't jog anymore, I'm only a fat fuck for the rest of my life is the only way I lose weight is one. I would like John there's a thing joy. I think it's. A good thing is because you have a problem, and now you have identified the solution. Ok wait a second, we ve already all known about your problem, but you limp right. So now you tell me in a pip surgery is almost like going hey Dave. They found a cure.

And they will see so anyway, they shot the stem cells in it. S all know what a month if it takes her not to allow so I grow it's it's in baby, umbilical cord, so you have a chance of inaccurate surgeries. Avian twenty or its eighty, twenty I'm gonna not need it. I'm proud of you, I told them. I said I don't expect this to work at all and he was I come on man. Did you get your pasok, her ducal doktor S, really cool he's the best he Leslie Film, using your loudness as I really get after noon. Tis Yoko they are Gara. Yeah really loves it. Actually, he gave me the shots. The first time fuel evolved with and then lock you sure this is open arts earlier it before, but they gave you. The shouts of first said uneasy and I didn't felonies that you should a film those are guiding one at no other days, and then I came back the next day and I walked in and everybody the office a site is the big day today. The data like wags again stem cells is no garrison.

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and, though even Perry, what sponsor stopping a paid for your show. It all works in your web browser or right from rankers Mobile, app and best of all its totally free make. Your pack has a thinker today I gonna anchored DOT Fm slash the views, that's anchored dot fm, slash the views I had to call their past the other day I heard your mama was the collar surface. Tell about over the ground through a rat? Would Italian where's the staircase better help among those who have no idea, but she was like tar about all your traumas and what I was a girl. I have never experienced drama out of our called, like the fairest. If I was going through trauma, just ignore you. Definitely you ve deftly experience a trauma. There's no way you turned out the way you did our travel as like you being seriously and she was being dead serious on the further there wasn't a joke is echoed. We need to find out what happened and I was like what are you talking about what happened so as unfair as on the fault of every sort? Forty five minutes as listing Lily everything that happened to me.

Can remember at page top dollar to hear that call. Oh, my god, it's true, I can tell you right now. Tell me tell me, tell me everything, please please what was that their voice like shoe supercharged, who just such a nice polarity that happens. I ask answered honestly: nothing happened. That's that's romantic! Like my grandpa vast away, like a man shoes I worry about. Where were you closer gas for me? Not really a man, I don't know. I just told her things are like my am I got past once when I was like a year's omer. My dad pants me on a baseball field and he pulled my underwear down with it, but it's just my mom and my dad. That's also was more dramatic for my parents. I was for me so like that, and that was the worst agar come up with what is therefore say. After said, you get I just did she tried to make a connection? Zere yeah sure you are how embarrassing you oughta do some thought. Real autonomy- and it always is not real data. It is one hundred percent real now brow.

It is desirable that Araby dramatic incidents things they now. Everything I said everything I said everything I said she was like, and then how did you feel afterwards? I was like I don't know. If I can cry for a little bit, I was and then I forgot about it. Now I see noisier it's tough guy day the object of the views podcast. Now let me introduce used here tonight. It's David, the tough guy. It's not that war J o near his emotions, locking! No, yes, no David! I would totally there. You can. You can do a lot of things. I ve areas. We read it. I urban I'm not discrediting therapy that discriminates therapy right, fair peace, so important for a lot of people. I think I'd probably need therapy just to talk through things right, but I don't. I don't have any

dramas, I've been very lucky. I don't have anything that like has completely fucked the path of my entire life up. I gotta have a moment that, like I'm like living in fear of what about what about being put on the airplane, when your five year come in this country, I was terrified by those five. Will you forgive me you don T need, I think, those traumatic for you at what does that mean see what you're doing right now you're, like almost trying to talk you're, almost trying to convince me that are from. I never think about all I guarantee you are the only you anyone whose lives in a weird asked. We like Slovakia, foggy who did, and now it's a fine country led and it's all you know and then to just be put on an airplane and then to come to America, big. What the fuck is this in the middle of

Chicago Jason, dramatic Jason's talking about when I was six, my parents already lived in America and I flew over by myself to meet them, but I never refer that story is anything but cool. The only reason I ever tell a story now is because I think it is clear that if we were by myself does not an ounce of traumatic experience. I have from that moment like what I have so much. Medic strangest rotate anyone. Ok, one time I was at school, I wrote my pants. I came home, I got my father is taken from school Anna and he hit me in the fucking face because I'd rip my pants dramatic, took it took me four years to shake that another time I looked at my father's play voice and a he caught me hit me. Lake Fuckin, really dramatic shit like that. Like all kinds of at the landlord coming to my mother's house being like you guys, need to be out tomorrow having to leave and

and I go see, but my answers just shit like that. We all have dramatic moments that shape us and worker maybe meet measured from Attica. Such a heavy word yeah, I'm a bunch of those that match her magic, ok, but like traumatic, is age. Dramatic is like someone's gonna fucking stabbed fifteen times and Emily S, nine is a child. Little things are very traumatic. Well! When I'm getting less dramatic, I figure we were better in the coming PTSD, like that's pneumatic to me, yet he after member as a child, a child anything's meant. If you raise your voice in front of a child, that's dramatically ensure I've a million of those the other day I got into a fight with money on the phone yeah. Ok, she wanted me to call a friend to get them to do something, and I was like no I'm not going to do it and she had asked to launch a times- and I always say whatever to Maria moist like yes, yes, like we get along

really good to fight in a while- and I was on the phone- and I can I raise my voice- I said no, I said absolutely not I'm not doing it and stop pushing it like that and Charlie heard the thing and she start crying. She heard me and then I got off the phone and I was like I'm so sorry. You heard that I was like on him Wasn't like back down. Be wasn't like that, our no not at all, but she started crying. I good even that little thing right. There was a matter yeah, that's traumatic! For do you just hearing us fight or through. I was someone explain that to me. Go here wicked Well, what did your mother say? I don't know brighter these obvious during the war, and I think we have to talk to his theirs was above being If it had been in the warm up, my god now you'll have it wasn't me often Sargassum, your groups, then the napalm. Now I don't know I just I really imagine they like traumatic. I think I like, like a robber, came in and tat of my family and threatened to kill us one by one. That's what I think is trimming

Like shit, you see I'm criminal mines. Ok, that's what I was looking for. Other, that's never Gimme a case of a set of explaining the depredations gal sure I've cry of a couple times over shit. Ok will now that you know the definition. Do you have Dramatic moments, yeah there's a couple dramatic moment.

But we don't want to share the near and its debts in our new. There was one time one time Dan, I got into a fight and he really mad at Heathrow garbage been letter garbage on the footlights government on the floor, and I like cracked, I think I got physical at the time to be pushed him in Staffordshire pretty big Mono to do with your barons, sure yeah, dramatic yeah but thou, but that was not like like it was bad for a week. He was pretty awkward for a couple days but like we got over it and like I got over it like, I don't ever, who hold that moment already buddies had, but this amazing drive that you have right this dislike. You have like insane drive like you. You shoot the blog until five in the morning. Ok, like all

that stuff. Have you ever tried to lake think about where that comes from yeah really running to do this? What do you mean? My baby? I don't know, did something happened as a child like seeing referring to struggle and I feel it when it comes to drive on pretty biased, drive the pretty I'm pretty fucking cool job. So you put me pull me working in the back room, Fedex and let's see five drive them. You know I mean I have drive because I'm fucking lucky enough to literally have the coolest job in the world. I don't think there is a job better than what I'm doing after work. So I think if you work at FED Ex you'd, do really want that I voted yes, the others. Yes, I would, but I think that at the time Eleven aliases that given as a friend, Iliad and you give you ask him anything on my fuckin- kill it hands down gravel, eliminating enable memento, I'd, kill it.

Exit of urban area. Now I don't know I don't know, but I dont think everything my driver's, because something dramatic I've always been dramatic moment about about with, like girls and stuff about eight three. It's like I've, always try make the connection from those play boys for like me, and sex and girls like that trigger something in my mind, like oh sex, is bad harm. I don't know I've ever been able to really uncover it. I guess I can think about is when I think of like my first thoughts of Saxony, small, my friend brought over our we're sitting, my digital film class and we're in the back and my friend showed me his phone and he was watching porn with three other kids and it's like the forgot him, a movie like embassy, which is doing and watching porn, as you can't be doing that, and I was like fucking so nervous that same friend,

he jerked off in my fifth grade class in the middle sized ass. He jerked off and he finished on his hand, and he showed us enough fuckin disgusting earth every seventh grade. I know what it was, but how fuckin disgusting is that as the same friend, maybe thousand references sexually traumatic experiences vegan witnessing that friend interesting, there's a guy. We want camping once having its own story, but he in the middle of the night. It was that we stay there for two nights in the middle the night at an unrivalled we were, I think I was a great again or sound good and in the middle the night he would scream out those up. It was a roomful of bank, but no teachers, just kids in a cabin all craters, unlike Sixteen kids and the bunker the right next, each other just one big room and in the middle the night on everyone's sleeping he'd, scream midnight serve and he'd get with young he'd get naked, earn his underwear I run into everybody's bank and he'd like comp them and fucking hysteria,

go until he came to your bank like he was great because you're, like you, will like you're laughing at everybody here, like you're gonna fuck he's looking pat look upon getting up by Philippe bandwidth and police. They would come to your bargain you now I, like you, have all the boys like laughing hysterically it, and then he came over the bridge, the forgotten the fucker into it, and then he leave in the midst of arrogance. So yeah about both of finance. I've heard that story before any warrants. A second telling you that is fun. Really fronts are emigrating first found out. The the effort was bad. Oh my god, oh standing in line, I think I was in a second grade and an one kid set it in front of me.

Never heard of it before, and I am ass the people on the back of obscure standing behind me. What did he say the teachers were coming, or rather what did he say? What do you say and there like he's, had a bad word and what did he? What were word is any and then the guy goes around with luck and I was like ok as a duck sock buck truck fuck- and I said back in your who that's when I found out fuck was bad now those fighting- and I remember that so vividly- Jamie without about creating a website. I thought about doing it bases really difficult, really will not with square a space. Tat councillors views you here retrial when you're ready to launch you can use the Africa views and you save ten percent off your first purchase of a website or domain. You create a beautiful website to turn your quality into new website showcase. You work, blogger, published content, such products and services of all kinds. Familiar has grown by businesses and not an outcome in the event, or a special project and more so airspace. As this by giving you powerful,

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compter camp av. Maybe that was the moment she was looking for earlier Oh yeah, now that figure in the night service there that's what that's. What makes me so determined it utterly agreed. You two briskly those Humpty camp. I went to a higher state like a cow showing a do called coolness and lit a than I we went out to take a party and we get. We got like a frat houses. My fucking favorite thing in the world is getting turned out for our parties, and I have told you about this. We got to property and one of the franc, guys, like all the other guys excited Gaskell its party Davidson fucking, disagree.

And then one Frank, I walk seventy nine and who do you know here literally it's fucking out of a movie man, how the? Why do they also fuckin line? And, as I don't know where it is in a weird, is in the area and he goes you where you from and I go away and it doesnt dip what you're dip get dip get out here for dinner, laughed fucking crazies that dip get out of here I mean the whole set up. Is, is that's? What's gonna happen? They ve been told not to let anyone in I know and they have their orders from their older frat brothers. I know so

and yet you still keep going back it's about getting turned down. It's the fucking bass, because there's no, that you go to a Bay road user agent, you'd be money, and there, I would know interesting about Frank ice is, is didn't realize that their being crazy movement, my closest friend out for guy, who wimps right, he's frat guy, unlike our explained to him about you, don't fret guys are sometimes crazy, like the way you just follow. Rules like is not even like it's not admirable at all, just kind of weird. It's almost like a million

yeah there's nothing like cool body to second hand, grouse and scary, casually exclusive yea air, and he doesn't get it he's like we talk in my lab and I've been his front forever and I was like an he's getting offended, but am I talking about fraternities and now say that what the fuck are you saying they remove? Wow you drink the coolly to me for the floor. I remember when I moved into college. We are all talking to sit around talkin about another frat came around near, like you, oughta combed moral come too soon, so georgia- and I remembered the two friends that I made- we may dislike fuckin decision like fuck that leg we don't need fuckin, bought friends, we're going to chill and be ourselves and we're like yeah, then, and then my roommate. He was this

from Ohio and he was up during the price if you're crazy to book best parties is because the best bourgeois educated, miss I gotta be fuckin loser sitting here it's over, like I, ok, that's cool. Wherever answer than I had now, my friends like smoke pot had these two really good friends and we just hang on I'm still friends. It them now Jeff my French of this industry, and I remember he came back and he was fuckin had fine, just shit all round piss all over him and he was dislike together, one to fry yeah, and then he was my roommate afresh near than it would come, get him in the middle of the night. They haze the fuck out of here. They do Avram. They are, I remember he came home. I covered in shit, wants our member, or else they didn't, but he was just like fuckin brutalized for like a week. I've heard of argument over the worse. We would have liked the alpha walk. No was now the offer work as where you haven't got a freshman given the floor, their naked and they grab each other's penises on their own

on four they're on their hands and knees and the grab each other's penises in their walking in a circle basically, and there like all attached what a load of France Zoo now if they get a job doing stuff anymore I'll get it Her Gotha hey touch that due to dig turkey like that, but I do understand that that premise that the very word concept I get it I get like I get like it makes you closer. I like if you ve, been through a traumatic experience like the alpha walk, but but it was very, very weird thing, but there's deftly there's France or deftly ghoul in their own way, but there's some do there in France are just like. We had some get fat parties that we got. Two percent budgets there's some specific guys in some specific cases that over dose on confidence here, just a little bits a little bit too much Todd's here today, I hi guys we're outta my club and we're playing heads up again.

You play with yeah, it's a catchphrase basically, and one of the things was like it was like a movie. It was like I do know is that, whilst we are sometimes Johnny Cash merely as a judge has walked line and tat was really excited when he got the answer that insert fuckin, jumping up and down and just ripped ass if it had it with an entire fucking, our entire, second is completely cleared out because he fired itself a nightclub and aunt em. You know, I know it's time. I know it's tat. Of course you know it's Todd because wanted it smells bears a very specific smell to it, and tat looks like he was smiling the entire time and then, when he lets out the fart, he looks at you like an insecure, but here that would just like to add a centrally still paying all over the couch. And then he like goes back to smiling and, and I called out taught on fighting really embarrassed, but it would have no isolation, walking waiting around the table and then- and he called me out- so weird when you far, why do you wear? How can you not control your farts

for a while in Austria we have been down here and so cannot. Use like sorted out you get is. Is there any kind of passive aggressiveness going on when you for you? Do then a purpose you do it on purpose effect of people. The four year olds are sometimes sometimes aid, it's weird, it's like that are walking out of your asshole, acknowledged, even know. If anyone can I closed the door and make sure they don't we stand, but you just have like it's like wedged open like there's something going on. Yeah and sometimes you know all confer Acropolis little bit just that fine the one round a table at a club. It's a little bit confusing gods far yet are so potent that there's no doubt whose farther it is that outfit

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built. I always our history yeah. They have so much history, there everything's funny and a new thing comes out everyday occurrences. Something tat was why fuckin hated they need an incorrect goes up to TAT Colonel you, Tom you're, funny story that your dad. I want to tell again my dad, tells it and about how you told grace derive no. My stepmom are sometimes in my life like since I was to my stepmom onto my dad and was like. Have you seen my lotion and he's like? No, I haven't seen lotion language arguments. I ve been looking all over for it on orders and then she's, like you not he's like. Actually now I think about it- the boys, my brothers or at the age where the

probably using the lotion, Georgie, artisan yeah, oh yeah and she's my leg, and he goes. Why don't you get a nice bottle for yourself and get like some shitty stop just put on the back the toilet so that they have something? That's not your nice. Whatever so she's like puts this initiative on the back for it and I M going to go by and one day she slake Jerry is meant. As actually chair. Did you see my tanning lotion he's like no intention they carries on an he notices, my brother's hands and he's like. I think I know where your tanning motion wenches, like where'd, he said, go out, go look out in the living room and she and my brothers hands and they're just like lack for once. She goes and would add chagos. That's what his hands like look like. What is his penis look? So growth has reminded me for Car, like that, you are telling us the other day that Todd when you

David you're, tired and you're out as we get along really well who's for my family. She really like taught my dad. Was drunk out of his mind like a great guy, just Gimme, check the cloud and proud of you that you're gonna lacked after they were like the dry humping each other like riding on it on the day when you got your dad was saying, witching people together, it was like fucking crazy. Your dad was soon give totty chance. Yeah my mother used to get these ships are didn't blackguard day and now even early might drink like that. That often, but they were like fuckin, damn near dry humping, each other, my dad and hard is, it will not work out now that both of you are here together, DS emanating confess he confessed each other that maybe it during the relationship. Lady here, maybe you like you jerk off on on her pillow, and she was in the bathroom or something weird like that: pathetic confessed, an embarrassing story would be. I wish let us get marker, the sheets which use

you didn't? I rise to ask if we do not have that we discuss this time. You haven't lily cows, assholes crazy. Let us get mark on my bed and also time did you ever get Martin Weir that and he denied What was your night to tell a beautiful girl that I'm like how the elsewhere. The reverse its thing on my white bed, how big oil should next eyebrows six inches? Now? What are we just like? I knew it was him like an annoying. When I ask you, though, just like how Alice whether it be the username shit you smell like how did you do? I think, eventually, small banks also what is at an end now and it was anxious How do you deny that there is? As I don't remember denying I remember her telling me. No, I beg you to night it for awhile menu. Where you guys have exactly where you guys having sex or are you just sliding off the bed and then we had sex and it slid off the bed that's pretty fuckin crazy, that's embarrassed! with it, but will actually it's fine now? No, it's not

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