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Whether we like it views the podcast for Jason. Tells me what he's most proud of most proud of my son awesome
boy you are going to dine at the end of his day, s work, but somehow I met a brand new plaque, Ass David Outbreak and the younger the better. Looking one of the two were: how old are you? I'm not sure,
oh you're, forty four, a younger than make downtime forty four holy shit. Ok, so
some of the older ones are still better. Looking basically were here. Our friends just went out to part
yeah, what the hell I'm already out. That's a tough. The first thing on my mind to what are we doing? I dont know: why do we do this part cares we could be out. Not only did they just go to party, they trust clearly that it harder Jason. I have been shooting literally all day four in the morning the around the morning. We are shooting and we got home to at it, and it was our
I've been out since the morning literally since the morning since eleven am, I think they laughed. He left early that eleven. That's when we left here
we'll have to shoot,
Damn it just came back like a parity kind of drunk and like David, was trying to get his blog up, and I was like David they're pretty drunk right now. Shrub Turner Cameron, but he couldn't disease. Putting his blog ups, yes, they're pretty drunk and they came to the changes are out of it because I guess they ve been trying too much in the previous outfits. So after you had a couple bottles of alcohol.
With a offer. You the change, so that change and that now
literally just went out again, the house is empty, it's just S report and the bad guys current showed up in some sort of lady Gaga fit a long, yellow Kay.
Now. Look you don't you re going to follow your followed. My kids just came home and I was like you guys happened.
The only real rods like like I'm just like you have no idea what what it takes that put food on the table, that's what it felt like a snake they came in and they fuckin la felt like I used to do that all the time and I get it s like go. Enjoy yourselves me twice,
landscape, but I do know why we're here doing this. Podcast. Did anyone even listen to this thing now and we only want fanatical health? The point I am not going to work as hard to take. This is only one had no people actually doing.
Its uprising. No people do listen to that. I shouldn't say that people are it's only gotten bigger. Actually, we are getting ravaging three hundred thousand listeners. Yes, we are, which is a fuckin shit, amazing, three hundred thousand people, I didn't even know pot guessing, was a thing till we started in some some good people to like some older people. Listen to it a lot of it. Yes, this factor yunker, nobody, it's nice little valuable! No, it's nice to know that, there's like all different ages. Listening to, let's get him out of me at a party that get mad at us when we refer to our viewers is like fourteen year olds, because there's a lot of people that only twenty eight thirty five forty there are listening and the ones who are sixteen. I intend to be really smart to everybody who is listening except you. Fourteen year old, fuck off everybody, everybody listening is as great. That's. What's awesome we're? Ok! Well, I gotta. I got a back up our friends here, because we cannot talk about imparting. It is Chris.
Birthday? I guess it is Scots birthday coming up in little lies as birth, rolling and Eliza professors. Three birth, there's three different birth is going on is weekend, so there's big. This is this: is the busiest month for their lives?
how were birthdays, and then they have Coca COLA
coming up, which is like fucking it's. This is
train for all year like when they go out the party in preparing for this back in modern day their crazy? You will get a killer. I dont get today
We are talking about a channel in the press that tickets in New York eyes world the back somewhat homely their fifteen hundred dollars for VIP. Think they're. Eighty I'm what the fuck is that I told my friend from back home was like yeah, maybe comical childlike. Yet tickets are for our box and these are you fucking, serious, knowing fuck and then attacks
getting miss sixteen to the days.
Three day, any its eminent hazard and you see Eminem Dude
don't I dont get it. I'm sorry, I'm one of those guys in another. Fucking concert free, Sarah, listen to this and I, like you so fucking stupid bro you gotta get in there. I'm sure people like listen personally, I fucking can't stand him and I just don't see how you can be sure that you like Eminem something concepts like I love music, like I said it, but I just can't be anywhere listening to her song from more than you know too songs for an artist, and I guess that's cool Proba Koala you can have from state to state, but I just I never like that. I never liked the outdoor z, like events like that. I don't know what to say to go to the ball game outside now. See never liked that kind of stuff from soccer games to carnivores like
I really like basketball games like indoor stuff. I really like that, and maybe maybe some football games at night, those rare, fierce you're out in the world all time your eyes out, Junior vowed out in the world. I know I don't owe cartels a strange to me. It's because I my doll, our friends there on Molly there on whatever and just like. I can't keep up like if I were to do Molly if they were even out. I've had a beer I'd knock out, unlike our right, but they go literally all is it like kind of like you, you you're so used to like being focused on something in doing something, and you can't really do anything there exactly you can't. I can't log or anything I can like do work there. It's literally you just have to
like a psychopath, you really does have the let loose and it's kind of crazy cause. It's a long time to let loose. Why don't you like to let loose I'm down there again, I'm done let loose, but my idea of letting loose is like sitting on the couch and unwinding. It's not going dry effort towards me having fun. I don't
the list this. I always said it this way. If someone can get me a stage if someone Gimme like the softest couch onstage of Coca COLA,
I've, got every fuckin euro that question. If I can sit on a couch on the stage watching the performers I'm down, but I just I don't know I can't relax yeah can relax like it was just like it just like why. Why didn't like church and why couldn't be a cat
like any more because I couldn't stand here, because if it then I just got it higher notes so weird, but I was like we're thing would sitting and I need to be sitting that we relax and I guess I can't do it. I just can't relax
I'm fucking, crazy thinking when you get older, you'll be able to relax I'm here, I'm sure I don't know how to do other things. I think he'll be even worse, while not one
we'll be older, and probably I can rely when you're forty you're not going to be like that's Mabel, to watch consuls then either that's my does your time. That's my thing is. I am also really good. I relaxing like when I first moved here, I
sleep for, like fifteen hours of the day, dude I'm king sleeper, I can do I can be. The lazy is gone.
Finally, if I wanted to sleeps a great way to avoid your life yeah, it's kind of brutal, it's like I went through a time we're out just like nothing was gone for me and every time I go to sleep, it's lily, it's an escape from reality. Everything's fucking gone you and that's right, so scary, its second drug. That's what it s just like fuck everything's,
Will you depressed summary of ours to Pratt? Now? I don't think so that our elder bunch, but I think we set about- I- was finding an issue. Friends, miss your family and know how
this is like when you first material error, yeah. No, I was finding and like I wasn't, I didn't feel like I was doing enough right, like I touch upon some african partners all the time. I'm like it's one thing to like Europe. People are always just fucking work, hard and you'll get you get your succeed mate, but it's so difficult finding what to work hard at thirteen I mean that's like once. You find it once you find where like white once you find the thing to put effort,
to then it's fuckin, your smooth sailing? Then you can figure it out. Whatever that's that's plan, I found thine eyes like this. Is it
gonna, be around forever fuck yourself.
Yeah. Well, when you got a coach, you gonna be patentable,
No, no, not for me you're our treasure, you,
she's, not in the concepts that much is only going to shovel she's, not doesn't really wanna. Go she
to go anywhere? I go which Israel
nice insoluble prior, so yet more we're gonna go down to the county jail and hang out there
while she just loves to be anywhere. I am so do you believe in the butterfly fact which actually cutters that he can make a come back in his career. So I thought it would you believe in the butterfly, if I do
I don't know what that is. You know what it is that I believe in it. It's a butterfly flapping flappings a butterfly. This is like the whole theory behind. I think I'm saying that a butterfly flapping its wings in Asia can cause a tornado.
In America. Do believe in that theory that, like one little ripple and the ocean can cause like us soon, army.
I am an off a butterfly could cause a tsunami. It's a fucking very strictly like it's basically like like one little thing that you do right now can impact something in the future drastically.
Yeah for higher right sure. I guess there's could be some kid listening right now to what you just said, and he may he might be like you know what he's right and then that person could grow up to be.
But the president, yet it worse depressing african right, I'm an act, our actions for sure I mean for sure, there's stuff that they must. Let's do an experimental, ok, try it. I say the onward and will see where you are in tenders. Ok, here we go
ok, reside here, I know, but I guess I guess. I believe, too, that those kind of a question guys out I have my assistant: go through a bunch of things on forms of people asking for advice, anti share and I'm going to read one of em and we're just gonna go.
This person advise I've, never done I'd love when twenty one year old gives everyone advice. This is make so much sense area hillyer. I did Skype freshman Year high school. We didn't work. I well but state friends. A couple of months later he introduced me to his friends and we started dating. We stay together for almost six years. We have. We have been broken up for two years now and the first guy and I started, and the first guy and I started talking again- is IRAN to date him, since he is my access friend, even if I did him first,
I think you're. Ok, if you dated and First ACT was his first year, you safe that's easy and export earnings, question you're good, I mean I don't. I don't think it's like a bad thing here. This is a better one. Hi, I'm extremely shine quiet. Everyone will be in their groups talking and I will be there by myself and it sucks. I wanna be more our going, but the thing about me is that I don't have anything meaningful to say then then don't expect me to sanity at all. I dont want to change who I am, but I want to make more France and get closer to students in my class can tell me how
Ah, that's can that's kind of tat kind of sad. When I was younger, I had a joke book. Bullshit yeah, I had a job,
excite. I move to a new town and I have any friends so my mom got me this joke book,
and then another murder it's just walking around, I Jason and I'm fat and ugly
maybe she's gonna work discoveries are now and then and then their kids found the joke book.
So maybe wars did you have the joke work? I stupidly just had it like, underneath my desk
and then and then I lie down like not mine. It's not mine and their regular Joe book you trying to make for
make us loved your it's a lame? Oh, you steal jokes from downtown the people I never
got to do it. I got a joke book and, as like this is it is
gonna get me in people. Love made worker eighth freshman year,
ok and it didn't work, it didn't work so be careful, whereas that question to apply to a joke took, does you did you have a lot of friends in college yeah? I had the best friends in college. You have a real quiet
sorry for him and I wasn't gliders really loud, but I could sympathise with people who are quiet and I can say
is. We cannot just happens, just find, don't try to be with people that aren't that you don't fit and John don't force anything you're, my biggest fear in college from high school. The college was is like I'm, I'm I'm pretty good like I can. What am I like, I think, qualities around me than I kind of like him. I hate is. I can be friends with with whoever I kind of like attached myself with, like my friends and I from back home, rear bit of a chameleon yeah there there, the there a bunch of random kids and the only reason why our friends, because we live by each other, but we have just learnt which has grown up with each other at this point, so we're all France do Irian Jaya. Unlike what my biggest spheres as when I was going to college, I was
I don't want it, but if I fuckin fall in with the wrong group, like that's that those kids, the kids that aggravate my fuckin wedding gift fast, if I think fines, if I do a random, roommate and he's a fucking drug dealer, this is me this is my fucking life now like this is who I'm gonna be an thou. My biggest fear
yeah it's cuz like I'm at. I feel like I'm, seeing a lot of people for college, but like the people here, you're in school with and college those are the people you know
fifty percent of time they're going to be a your wedding later sure, and that's pretty scary. Why was it scare AIDS kind of nice?
get out. You worried we walk around like being really care for about who you are
with? No, I mean I do really even go to college to community college. We got to allay, though you kind of like really picky about who you know no shared time.
So you didn't follow it at all. Now, even though you are worried about us Now- and it was fine, it wasn't that big problem from having college friends is really nice upset freely and get good, ok be advised. The advice will hold on sound work that I did in a way. I dont feel sad about that at all. It's fucking, it's such a its such posts,
It's fucking this visit. This is my entire life like. I would make these choices I feel like and everything
am, I would I would be met with things like for my parents, like my parents, would be like. I am like I fuck unhappy. I don't play piano anymore, that you're going
regret it when you're older and like I don't, I don't play soccer anymore, you're gonna be bombed. Now in your old or not older is fuck, you never give. No, yes, I am, and then prom night prom night, every body in school holy Shit, David Zack, going to prom history, Sonata biggest fucking night of his life and its just like I still in the way we are twenty one
you're, not older you're, not you're, thirty Jake, you, maybe there's what they're saying is that time hasn't come yet so when you?
thirty you're, gonna, you're, gonna, look back,
you're gonna, that's reduce Pakistan and in ten years, that's why,
I'm not saying I'm right, but I'm saying it could be like think about it like,
no, you ve done so much already. It's ok! It's ok! Kid actor, not to compare you to a kid actor, but imagine like a kid actor.
Does really well right, he's on a sad and he's got everything Justin Bieber, let's take Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber had everything so fast. You told me the other day he retired, I don't know it- does make music anymore. Ok, fine, sustains and not like war with succeeded with his life little. What what's gonna make? We were just talking about this outside I'm going to bring it up, but what's gonna
you happy and more. He was talking about. This will be the other day. Wish you wanna take the kids off the internet. I was like a gap but, like I have fun, make
Videos, like Owen, maybe maybe you know like white or start doing,
music on the internet. Hill he'll have an income and she's like idle. I don't want him to miss this time now. I want him to just be a kid now. So that's what a lot of people try to say,
well yeah. I never looked at it in that stupid valley. That is getting to know and it makes sense
except Eileen, but that's it. That's the weird China think what I regret like here, I'm of aid-
That is where I can regret America and a lot of stuff like yeah,
ok, here's what I regret. What is probably something from yesterday
the muffin ahead. This Y know what I was like: twenty twenty three hours of and in New York and at any money, and my friend was going to ITALY and my other friends like. Let me let me give you the money greatly as like now not to do that for a trip, remover ditches fortunate go, go, go, spend she was. There has been too weak to her and my friend and hang on ITALY. I didn't go
and I'm sorry, I didn't go because I still never been ITALY go to ITALY to Morrow. I can't have kids
and you can't so the regrets, links in you.
Yet has avoided because I note without you you shall never had the experience of being twenty three and being on the coast of ITALY, I'll never ever ever be able to have that experience again. If I went now, my fucking got is fat
I got a bad died. You get that it's not to say I get that, but I think it's I'd. Take Tricia with may we understand are really bushy play. Second voted today might understand argument, but I also think it so stupid. I think it's a childish argument. It's like the whole Justin Bieber thing right. I think it's I hate when people say yeah, but he can't live a normal life. I don't I don't. I don't like that at all. I don't know why I can't go to you can't go to the store and pick out grapes. He can't do it. He can't go you're right. I understand that
touch the fruit David. It's everything to be able to like put her lemon up to your nose and go to be able to run
by our policies?
Will it back and hide in the corner and wait for another lady to come on and also that in a half hour self? That's the best part is no it's I think it's. I think it's such an equal trade. I think it's ok just to be recalled. A grocery store pick out his grapes, but he can go to fucking Malibu in a helicopter than they can rent six helicopters. For thirty of his friends to fly,
ray which it's a good trade off. It's an insane tradeoff em, it's it's not fair, but after you flown your friends and helicopters six times, don't you want to go?
taken you smell the great you know what it is it's it's like when when someone I've I've been around you tubers, where, like people, come up and asked for pictures with them- and I sure sometimes there's it's at the right time to ask for a picture from Youtube. Workers are busy
but like I'll, be around a Youtube her and though, and the Abbe Ass to take a picture and then right after they'll be like condemned so fucking annoying there at the moment.
I literally can never find it like that argument to make sense. I'm on your side. Up for this, I might do like stop fucking, creating videos, put return your millions of dollars and goal of your fuckin regular. It does not have a regular. I dont, like the argument like such. Has people ask me they go do so unless we for picture of like and then we'll go, do like where people s Europe bickers and I always feel bad cause. I go away, I love it because they do yeah. Now I mean I mean that that's what they too and it just like it's part of the job. It's I don't know. I I understand how like Justin Bieber didn't get to go to college. I didn't get.
Experience right, but he got an he can experience and no one on Fuckin planet earth will get that's true like for him to be jealous of other people. Just like it's like. I understand it and if he talks about it and if it complains about it, I'd be like you do that sucks but, like that's, I would say
I wouldn't be like that's fucking fair broke and deserve to go to college and be in debt every year deserve that, like the ethical sacks, but at the same time it's not it's not worth more than complaining about thirty minutes, we is pretty fuckin dope, as hell
It's a do. We went wounds. Debo came into your video the other day. Yes, vivo came, and it wasn't one of my flags fuckin stand
You know what I was thinking, but I didn't get a picture with them and I
Anna and then why I really wanted a picture with him. He was like leaving and he has dog in the kiki. He did anyways. He was like walking out. He was in his car on my quiet, like you want to
You wanna get one like this is your chance and then he was like.
Is like now I don't bother em cause. I don't like when people bother us
eleven. I just want to be regulated
why why are so many broke
that conversation here the other day,
the latter is all I've heard of a lot of you to do. They broke because fucking, I dont know the answer,
and yet what does our friends are horrible at spending money like they spending like crazy yeah? So there must be another level that we have seen. I think they d by a hookers, thereby drugs. They do the whole thing like they take trips. They take private jets, they buy cars, they don't buy houses they just rent. These
Spencer Fuckin Place, that's worth what happens, I think, and then they start posting heavenly supposing or they fall off, which is normal. Undervalue emerge, you're, obviously
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inside of swimming pool and then jumped jumped from like a two story house off the chimney into the pool, and he did like a front flip.
And then you can't even see the pool because the smoke was everywhere, so it was, it was a fucking insane is an insane stunt and and savers and
from the show Jack ass. The three gotta start where they just fuckin do crazy shit. Yet they had just heard each other destroy each other and I he came by
and we were all sitting up the dry ice and he was sitting there with his dog and, like he had his glasses on here, like a cashmere sweater on and like a nice pair of jeans and flip flops, just looking like a regular dad
Mikey just came across the street cuz. He was wondering what was going on and I went over to him with my camera. This is, I didn't. I didn't think he was going to do
than I thought came to ask if you like dry somewhat yet come by and
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It was so amazing what he did and like it it was like it was. I give you got.
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off this two story. Building. That's how easy it was for him now, but it was incredible and every time I watch the video I go, I lose my stomach canning bleeding just did it
can't believe you did it today today. What we didn't know video this exit. I just posted this ten minutes ago. You guys are probably ready seen it. I don't. I don't know if you guys are serious, but we aren't. We got an ice cream truck and we tried kidnapping our friend our friend
rather by being like hey man, we have free ice cream, come get some and he didn't want to fuck and take the S green, aided good,
it's so good, yet amazing and ice cream drivers. I come on man, it's great ice cream. I watched you
videos. I know who you are come in the truck.
Me with is ice cream and he laughed and he cried and he went away
he cried, I dunno cried, but here we were fighting.
Put out. We were. We are really happy that that was, and he was very excited at the end, to cause we ended up giving my scream, so he got the free ice cream and he was safe. But now I think I think that's that's another funding. We did this week whereby you Jason me well can taking Hilda again the other day there, a Robin landed,
to night front porch, I'm reading different topics. We can talk. I sat and looked at the Robin for awhile, just let Jason talk with stupid shit, I'm sorry
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hearing this is this is another question someone asked us
two months ago, I began texting. A girl goes to my school she's, beautiful,
hard time getting the nerve to talk to her at school, but eventually texture ass throughout. She said no.
Saying that you didn't feel the same way. I was crushed
I thought we were gone really will have a lot in common, but
for that I should remain friendly because I don't want to be rude and cut out the small school and I see are frequently we still textile snapchat frequently. I thought I was moving on
but we just had a school dance several days ago and and she looked amazing- and I realise that I was not over her. I don't know what to do. If you I don't want to move on, is any advice that you have for me
This is a move on question. How do you move on from somebody you gotta getting you ve done it like eighteen times, probably privileges get into. Somebody else really find someone else, even if they're, not as good as the person that you like you'll, find better quality. Still when I'm like Ursa one of the fuckin scariest, things actually happened to me. I was this, isn't scary at all on an arm thing like that, but I was in my apartment and this girl came to hook up with DOM shared my roommate and dominant up actually
one of her friends, and he was in the room hooking up with her, and she was sitting on the couch and I'm like what are you? What are you doing here like? Why are you here to hook up with DOM like he's kind of gross
go with better guys, because that's how I type up all my friend
and she's like I recently got our relationship and the best way to get the best way to get over. Someone is to get on top of someone
as far as they that's that's that's fucking intact. That's good advice then hear me not for our friend this referendum
I know I don't know, I don't death, it don't go hook up with some undergrowth sex with someone
I don't know, how did you, how did you get over your ex wife? How did I get over her eye
her father to proceed back my stuff. They went Nedda milkshake now and I mean that's a bad example of their know. How did you get over a relation yet, but you didn't want to you know, honestly. The only thing I can say is it just takes time you have to just sit in this awful feeling.
For weeks and maybe a month for everyone, but every human does it that's
she's, gonna cut it off. You can't even look at her, don't be nice to or even if your answer,
even if your instincts are to be like pretty dress, you look really pretty today. Don't stay that you? Thank you.
Perpetuate that, in your mind, you ve gotta, completely. Get yourself offer, don't even think about her get into a hobby volunteer,
I do not think about this girl? You gotta cut it out man, it's like an executive, drought and cry
its checks, you fucking answer everything: don't you think
You gonna cut it out.
You got a literally lake. Just you think I got to the only way. What what? What would your advice me? I don't know I mean I don't I
you like I, don't you ve, never you ve never been early and I'm really experience. I think it's SAM
Yeah I mean you ve never been really into somebody and they didn't want you now
no. I mean, of course, like ok, so then we're gonna do that was my high school like that, like ok, what did you do? I never! I never confirming the girls. I was never like. I, like you, owe you never put yourself out their niner promise about ass. It is
as LA braver. Now I mean but but took. I also like if I were to put myself out, and there were two so they didn't like me. I wouldn't have a hard time getting over. I'm open like what is never I've. Never I've, never data some of her while and and
unlike like heartbroken. In that sense, we ve. Never you ve never been heartbroken. Someone didn't want you ever. I mean really are big narcissist,
You know. I've just generally, never put myself out there like that, like I've never had like in high school, there is never any girl rose really fuckin. I a theme here. What is it you? You don't put yourself out there too much, because you don't want to get you don't
to get kicked to the ground. I dont get her yeah in general. I feel, like you, don't put yourself out there to my lads. Falkiner wraye really really play it close and an you calculate every move, because there's been times now
where things are I'm like. Let's do this year, like nope Dorimont, try that remove! I got ass to do things. Maybe video!
is or stuff we're like nope- that's too annoying, I'm not going to do that,
Ok, I want I'm making a month of a stupid yeah. You have a big fear of looking stupid, yeah, of course, to Jerry was less amulet, stupid,
something from attic happened to you. What's this, I would say about, as the other day is one of my favorite parts about my over my childhood. I guess I would say, is people always set me, so
so like when I would make a joke and it wasn't funny people back to that's fucking, funny, you're being annoying, because what happened to me,
constantly like constantly, and it would happen so often that I was like I was working on ours,
realising what was annoying and there's friends around me,
kids around me that were being an eye, but no one sent him straight or like Baden, take direction from other people. So a big shut, the fuck up your noise, but it would
when I click when someone would tell me that I'd be like when some more calmly annoying I'd be really hurt by it and I'd taken, ok, what did I do and what should I do?
Next time and like I think, that's like word or shaped, a lot of me is like I learned from a lot. I called you annoying I'll fuck, my teacher, your teacher,
or your teacher say, I had a teacher who, whose I was I was a kid
over him one day and he's like David.
One day when you stop thinking you're better than all of us
I am sure that legally now about the fact that this day, when you start thinking about it- and I was going to rio- and it was so- and everyone in my car
We didn't realize what
I don't I don't even remember cuz there I just fuckin tuned out the second he said I was like a grenade.
We often or just like those ringing in my ears. I turned back in
Even everyone in my class, like it wasn't like
It was like well with them
I was really cutting like yours. Now he keeps it. This is the one teacher I think maybe there's two teachers, my entire life tanager likely this teacher fucking despise me like. I know because he would even go to like teachers work rooms and he would he would tell the teachers.
As with random seizures, were telling you doesn't fuck and, like you didn't like me and I'll tell you. Why did you act up a lot? Closer, be honest! No, I didn't act up in class. He just he just knew just knew of me and, like my reputation, you'd not fucking have again and have not Michael and it's totally fine, because that's that, and that was an important part. It is like that, like conversation
Commerce issues I would have with them. Like you know, like sitting me down and like making me feel like a piece of shit like those are important like it's it's important to be made fun of when you're. Ok, it's important year, like feel embarrassed and like just like it just like its it goes along with I've, been disciplined as a kid by your parents like it's like it, so it's a fucking, most uncomfortable moments, so its shape you. I think
or a friend here. That's if you know that that's good that he's going through this, yet variety tat gives you character. Do it's really does every time every time a rhythm, the stupid ass quote, it's always like
years are the best way to learn or some shit. You know you, you know you don't learn anything if you don't feel right away smile, because it's so true. It may be true that you ve got a fucking fuck up and, like things have to not go your way to learn that the best way to learn is to fuck
unlike be embarrassed. I remember ear teenager you can just you live for free with your parents like just go. Watch tv! Oh, do guys! If your teenage at any rate for Tunisia, then we remind you of this, like you can literally like when I turned eighteen hours, I've fucked
dialogue, more crazy things. You can do a lot of stupid shit like genuine. I don't don't, hurt anybody else, though tilts then I'll fucking like you, can you can do stupid shit. I'm don't hurt anybody but a bite but be a goop. You know like in it
sites of riot. Oh I do they got out a mile. I guess there light all the cars on fire. Your school parking lot visitors in winter, most where this is where I wouldn't be like, causing like lots of fun thing they could.
Do not get in trouble. I don't know I'm trying to think about it. I mean you could steal a pack of cigarettes, don't steal
I. This is what I would do. I would we'd always let our fireworks, and
and when they gonna do I'm going down ditching? Do that you could do that. Ding Dong data because
no state arrest you for that, even if you're eighteen, but it's fucking weird. If Europe were to be a kid goading donating my
very well. We would do we would do. Is code red and its where you ring
doorbell, and everyone lays down the front line and the new code ready when they open the door and use run or like we play chicken so everywhere lay down and the last one to get up and run is like the winner. Very yes, it just do stupid things like that like enjoy your too. I don't know, I just don't do too difficult drugs. It's stupid,
you ve all the time in the world to try drugs, dont dont. Do it when your kid, you don't you drugs, because that builds shitty, fuckin habits yeah. It makes everything really easy, and then you don't you don't develop like social skills
you're just high there's no point, there is no point in drugs
and the other thing is. This is your like drugs and so dont do them.
Drugs are, I don't get it now? No drugs you're gonna fuckin live for a while, and drugs can be around forever and
can do drugs when you're older and have a better mindset. Right now is your kid doo, doo, stupid, safe shit
That would normally get you in trouble, isn't adopt, but you're just a cute kid, so you can get away with stuff. You, like my kids, like they d love. They just enjoy that there really simple things like. Even if you like, cut someone off Lake unified, something slightly illegal, they get upset with me. Yeah he's there just enjoying a simple life, a hundred percent- and that's what you got my friend, you steal cigarettes. Piss me off so much earlier Zeus, Fuckin twelve years old. Was he smoker yeah he's smart secretaries, disallow buncher? What the fuck is this home lifelike homework here you have a good parents are acting out. He wasn't acting offers parents, but you didn't have a deep bass. Parents, parents were divorced. You now he's gone today, he's gone to the Midwest, which
suburb crisis, which initial cargo in your back. What do you mean you think it changed has changed since you said you re in the city center ass, you may suppose now I think scenarios are still soak, a still great harm to the something so cool by growing up in the suburbs of any town. It's so magical liking like. What do I fear parts by high school is? Is I want to
an hills and you'd know your rivals and everyone would know their rivals like that's what I thought was cool values like I'll fuck liberty. Well, fuck. My underline ethnic statements like these schools around was like. So on top of it like that, high school pride was like my favorite per year. Is that when you went to a football game you suck it from Stevenson, you big, don't even look at what what what was something from the thickest receives.
That. Would piss you off with a war they like within the reach. Can they were the risk? It's ok! What what? What they do is a big schooners lotta. They were just. There were just Jackie
or better. Looking everywhere, better looking over, there was more students and because there is more
so that the high school, so the top of the of the class, was bigger because a thicker group of good looking kid you're right, you're, probably had a better team and the other. Yes, of course,
about it. They were. They killed him everything really. So they were like those guys. They were like the fuckin, so like per capita, there was, like probably people made more money. If you live in Stevenson yeah and they had nicer com,
Yet a nicer cars or more spoil like if you were to see somebody from Stevenson from them all at what would you say, spit out a shot?
Was it wasn't like that? You wouldn't you wouldn't like this wasn't like
forest, like we were gangs re but you'd, be others from Stevenson. Anyone you know like, even if you guys would play Stevenson, then you'd go like your click of France. Would you guys I catch if you're on their turf? They break the forgotten here now,
get out here. One time I have, I have actually a story about. We had a security guard in this was my my freshman year of high school. I think
there's, a kid walking over from the other side of like the of the of the field right and he was wearing the other teams like colors or whatever, and our security notice that he would look toward a suspicious and he walked over to him and he he patted him on the back and he found I need a bullet professed on oh yeah, from Stevens yeah. No, I don't owe a school was and then he like fucking like stopped him, and
his coat. There were like ten different knives and he was coming over to stab people and our students access Yan and our one like one security guard was just like fuckin had an eye for this guy. He just had it and he just he usually went over them, tapped him on the back and he's like something that sums are right with her head. Israel of stories like that you have pointed out a sense how built, as active still said, a bunch of kids at sick, that's bad. I have just had a success.
There are two uver knows high school for fucking being on the contrary, we want foxy. We love to end the podcast, we're David just talks trash about the other.
Thousand and talks up until now, David. Here's, your time to talk up your high school in my life. I would
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