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Of course, on keys in the corner, jobbers don't come off again tourism. I just you'd want or interest? I just thought: you'd want to show to God how imposing David? I'm so happy to be here: Ear movie theater room in your equal pay mansion. And it's just so nice to be be it a nice place, that's clean mummy and let me go back test Angie. I am because affect people with one another on such a bitch when it comes to Pasadena, put matters right, I'm of support. Places where you can deliver food to your house. From anywhere, because people pick it up, it's like goober, but that the people run around and they pick up your food and it's like thirty that it could be up twenty dollars just for delivery and, like all friends, including you Jason, whose very like fruit, If your money, like You love, love spending money on postmen.

Like if it sorted out delivery, you aren't, you won't even hesitate, hey on a second, I do posts made to make too to make our relationship symbiotic. What's that mean Now that means Wind David Posts on Mondays and was in Fridays we post at the same time. He comes over. I have my desk. I enjoy very much where he would David he's the but he's in a bad mood. Reese posting. In the door and he'll go of food get food, I say I suggest, and do you want food because I'm down for some food and then Jason Jason go. I don't like I'm like this. Like TAT, fine person, but do so big yeah I'll order. Minutes yet have any sort of food come to the door and obviate where's yours. I wasn't hundred order because if I go no because driven

you could say no to me. I just I do say now and then, if I say no, that it's like, I don't know what you're eating then you're in the fridge like yelling at a likely gild the goal that we have there. That's my daughter's yelled at me today about I went further and I found vulgar and if you guys know anything about, go its Calm, candy, fuckin socks like it's ugly. Like the cancer Volga cigarettes. I don't even know what we, but what are the players is, it looks like raspberry. There aren't even know. Raspberry is one of a mixed berries, another melon, berries and other and the rule as you never get you never get. You never go. I'd love the flavor. What is it could call me now, what's the point will become K. I gave you never had come candy because it sucks- and I can tell it no one in your household enjoys it because in the your box were only five cotton candies left none of the other flavour, because no like some, but it was so. You buy a vulgar and then just has the audacity to blame it on his kids. No winners,

Kids rang it up at the check out. That's my kid. You girl, she's in the heart they throw seat in the car David. I wonder whether you could have prevented that disaster can inspect everything they throw in the cart. What what comes into Google it's twelve. I mean I don't I've. I haven't had a minnow in a while when you'd get so we are saying is what I got his four different players in a pack like four of each none and its two different flavour to earn flavour, and the only ones that were left for all of us are keep Turnus a coconut all the con candy and those are horrible. Why? I don't you go? I don't have anything? Do you know what it is jolly, which only asked for it Gilbert elegant by, if only for a few items, let me speak to your daughter right now about how actually address. Ok, listen! This is about the governor. I know I fucked up oil again while she asked for you today. She asked for me says David there,

I said now he's not here and she got a good year, which means that, like you know, she knows, I'm baby relaxing a little bit. We really did she actually say that she is your house right now, you're Scott Todd and you weren't there just left and she does is David there and I got to know it's because I could not like she doesn't like you, but just like maybe daddy's getting a. Movie that illegally really really cute and inside him. Sorry now she likes you, she loves. You should talk to me, not stop come! No. She did everyone about you really yet. Indeed, eighty tactics on the Tesla and all all this shit fuck you yeah with my parents gang and I know my parents. I missed my sisters had like whose David Kansas and loves doing this thing where he pretends his parents are so I've. David loves doing this thing. Bricks represents my parents of Dan is really clacked they're alive and well my jacket. Kick your ass! Yes, due to a fucking, a fruit fly can kick. My ass

because guy out there I was impressed with how will you played against J Boyce he's a very nice as for its, what does one thing about? You can be a flat, I can still be a wimp and that's me I can't I can't pull my own in a fight, but I can I can play. For you I mean you, David played one. I want against our friend Jays like six for really built, and he put You played three games and you won. The first to know, I won the first one and then the second allowance overtime and I choppy towers over you, ok, but that has nothing to do with us. So we lower we talking about Gilbert, we're talking about postman Oh postman how you yellow expensive, like I just ordered order right before we start this podcast ye. I ordered food and I have to order it from lies as phone yeah, so sweet. Her credit card, and then I pay PAL Eliza for the food because really pay pal for the food yeah. You guys don't just like hey I'll get this one.

The next one, because it's just me like it's just me ordering fool. You guys are Sykes fifteen years. It's just for these situations like if we got a dinner, it's different, and I understand that but like why don't virginal, why don't you have the postman up because I hate I hate spending money on it. Cuz I'm like it's weird like I don't know why, but when I see it leave my bank account that way. I get really confused. I don't know why So you don't want it on your phone so than that way you won't spend it. I don't know, that's a psychological thing. Regardless poses expensive, thank yous if recruited for putting money, our pockets to halt the whole, a thing with my order. You posts mates personally, you only like lunch from one place Jones on third shots. Jos on third, yes, I do yes, and so I know that I I I know what I can get you there and make you. B and then, if I dont, if I say no, I'm not hungry, then you go into

age and yell at me at about. What's yours Ella, you ass, you do you start picking it apart. You like this book, so I pick report because I'm a confused as to why you have like organic Pineapple Atkinson Therefore, a man like ITALY get Sushi one day command Jason. You know I fuckin its idea, Yo Yo Yo. Now what do you mean sue you have you ever had? I have think is awful. I hate I hate textures. Yes, I do not like the text itself. Through a book of yellow pages mixed with like fish, Darfur yeah. I got a guy. I guess I got. I get you food so dead. You know we have a symbiotic thing, going. Ok, Where are you know your blogs getting out my vice? Getting out in an things harmonious, knew of it, and I really appreciate it and we waxlike yesterday. Yes, a cat can actually bring something, please that I want to talk to you about You know branda, we have a friend in Brandon, yes, he's a real nice guy, just

picking your belly button. Do Joe now, look I'm not picking out it is looking you'll find the lint later. Just put it put your shirt down, there's some hair. She didn't get Listen! You keep more right, are moving around the pink I'm going fly out of your asshole Brandon. I we're having an argument yesterday because we found out that will Smith his maids and OZ, housekeepers signed a contract and he told me about you can look at him. Brandon told me about this report. We have therefore, yes what he say he's I can you fuckin believe David no key. He started You know saying his side and in his egg and then everyone was against me. Let me, let me say: lemme get first about this. This is like a typical thing that you see. I can showbiz like Alan Degenerous, apparently has a contract where no one, no one on sat around set of her show a lot of come up to her too questions or there. I look for any eyes than allow to walk by her in the hallway right, like all these things and like tour, like a normal person that just like looking, I looking at it like from the outside

doesn't know anything about our time. It will be like do that is the most fucked up there, I've heard like I'm, never gonna like watch her show right, but back to my well Smith thing how he doesn't let his made or anybody Look him in the eyes or anything like that. It sounds. It sounds awful, what what's your stance on it side with already oh yes, I do, if I don't know for a fact, go well Psmith. I think that's fine, if also wants to do that. Yeah yeah, ok, I think that's fine, like you'll, have the or force with a view to want to this conversation doesn't work unless I'm almost one of us or on the opposite side of the whole thing up I'll take bread inside Tokay. I mean you know about as you take brand inside and pretend like you're completely our brand inside I take. Will Psmith side, ok go just imagine imagine imagine entertaining people every day like constantly

yours entertaining people, whether its conversation or whether its on on tv. You know everybody every. If you're, Psmith everybody. Anybody want something from you all. The time like I agree with you like you, can just kidding cricket no right. Wordsworth catches go, you know out to dinner, with AIDS Ask me for a song and dance I mean he's not asking to be entertained is not like a kid. You do big Willie style from from start to finish. Did you do to reproach brutes picks? Really quick, eyeball clean your room till you start. Nobody just imagine I do penicillin. Artist in this is such a hard thing to argue for become just like. It's like people are like but on understand, stand like how like crazy in like time consuming it like, like I've had days where I have to entertain people all day, like I've, had a bunch of meetings in one day, and it's just like constantly talking to people and you're, always beyond and yours have that, like a lot energy, what did the contract say? Goldsmith cheek the maid can't look at me. I can't what talked him talk to him

right, she's there to clean the house. Yeah I mean, I think, that's a little excessive to talk to him. It's weird. I wouldn't want that. I wouldn't want like someone in my house that, like felt like they couldn't talk to me and what they think. That's bizarre. Ok So that's let's say: let's say it's you. Where are you You go online, say: ok, let's say you're David o work. Unless eagle, from blogging and you get new movies and maybe get really famous movies, If I don't know, I will be very- should be absolutely seed, be horrible. I I don't know how I had been situation, because I know I wouldn't do that y know. Right now. I love interacting with people but dude after twenty thirty years of doing less of which are constantly talking to people and always being on. Probably lose. My should too, and I probably have cards from my maids to Irish? I dont saddles accuracy, I don't think you you're not like that at all actually like dove.

Ironing out your lawyer so nice to like the little person. Ok, but I completely sympathise with like the whole Will Smith thing because I just imagine like like, etc. Bad work environment, though what do you mean too bad? It's a shitty, insist shitty, negative and environments. You have someone coming to work every day they go home to family and then they come to work in their like on egg shells and they clean. And then you walk in the room and it's like a fuck he's in the room. It's shit, it's David got, don't look look. You know she puts a lampshade on her head retention. Mosquito though I am, I mean you know it's just a shooting environment like I have we have in any that works for us or named Susie. We ask Chickasaw daughter in law the housing we're nature. She doesn't look me in the eyes, It's just me do that that, should I do it do that the maximum she comes around, make it a very serious, amateur, very serious statement. We have ass keeper who works for MAX life, and now she cleans.

She gives his odd in my house he's wonderful she's she's, an old Mexican about Guatemala. Grandmother see, let's classically like just the classic mexican grandmother You want a lot of a baby people say before she was in your blogs. They would say did she looks at Consuela That's why I mean that's? Why? Let her family jokes, that she is Consuela who doesn't speak. English is perfect and I We did, I tweeted I'm say mexican gun, sorry, but treated on three years ago. I said there is no better grandmother on the face of earth than a mexican grandmother. They are just like UNICEF and just like me, like they're, just adorable and like you, want want to talk to them here, We should not accept cheeky. She can't look me in the eyes anymore. You do that now. I would feel so. I will tell her after now I cheat eighty says he can occur in the city. You can clean, even clean the house, but when you get to David Area, just don't

looking in the direction casual turned to stone? I love that you put her in your vocs by the way. Oh, my god. I love that she's into it. Yeah? Well, I'm two to your confuse. Sometimes I think she's, not apparently your husband cates us. No, it isn't ages just using a mexican grandmother dammit. So she's, ok, my grandmother and like she's q and durable. We always make jokes about her. Wanting to sleep with like tight. Like like a whose our sexy roommate and and like I've heard stories, were her husband's getting like a little like Kay nothing belong to join the Pacific region. I completely understand yesterday we had taken over issued some bits and now- and we were all I flew in from Boston Bread and we're gonna Almeida one o clock me Chickie and David wronger me at meet at one o clock. She got there. Said hider, I said her husband were laughing. Her husband gets out of a car, guess he does and I said, are you going to hang out and he said Isaac he's like no, I have stuff to do. I have a Bible have to practice my Bible reading and I think nice, okay, cool,

Amanda and then David Joseph accompanying was inside you're hiding. I was how I pulled up and I saw cheeky and her husband carry out of a car took another lap or our neighbourhood continue like this We need to see me together lab. Oh, I didn't say that I was so scared like this. Guy has now died. Piggies five hundred drive my car. It's it's actually awful you don't get a spoiled of my Tesla there's nothing like it's weird cause. I mean I'd alone to deal in view. Oh no notoriety like maybe not not such a nice things car, like you, asked me how I like it. I was going to say I love that you, wouldn't you say I love the way. You said it to all would know it's actually. Also. Ninety I advise you to save. I swear. We get a commodity. Rather, though you gonna go, oh it's amazing such a good for Eugene Owens, unlike I'm giving you may ask me, I love that I get to use it and it makes me look super happy but like if I'm clean,

on his car review, its don't like it I'm sorry. I do I'm so spoiled by my car. It's when I say the best kind of people, dont understand it till it. It behind the wheel of it. Like I hadn't my whence come in like from out of town and they sat down. They drove like ten minutes and like I just I can't believe which has happened. Real is its, It's like Harry, I'm not a much harder to my own horn. Like I'm trying to be like the car. I have this card Tesla model, eggs or any Tesla is an incredible car. I, think Tesla Eric test as you want, so do you think you might be in business with them and stuff? I think that's cool, I'm not sure they need help selling cars, no? No they don't they don't IRAN apple. No, they don't like that, gaining Ferrari, even even ADI, doesn't need help selling their high on cars it, but it's more than that. Teslas

was almost like a statement. Tat is more than just a car. Well I, like my nineteen, eighty nine to her guerrilla. You don't have to go now. I have a forum for its very It looks at the car that looks like a cop car yeah. It did not cars, they actually make up cars out of it and a terrifying people. It is I got out, and I forgot that you parked here, and it was in my I very much share a cop by like integration- science, you realize that wasn't. What I want to say is that you went to Boston recently. I did this is my favorite thing. I have it brought it up to you. Yet why? If we were in part casting the second. You got how large would start screaming at you about this white J. And went to a fireworks, and you know how I can tell because for Jeanne guys accounted for Tina Teenagers, Instagram stories were just the fireworks, I was doing. It has like this to me

It David difficult. Give you shit like one, why no commentary, nothing, but he wasn't making jokes about the first. It was like. As if I was locked in a prison cell dont forget it. You just put it in its per se, is just so crazy that you ve been on social media longer than me, and you realize that, like that's like a big joke is still like those when people do that, you do too much she I liked it. I thought it was cool. It's super out, so many DMZ people love my fire. I did because they feel bad for you, so ideas like while it's o Koyo fireworks, awesome fireworks. I swear They go out and me that I mentioned earlier. I about how many fireworks.

What the hell do, I love the fireworks. I wish I could go outside its been thirty years. Please help me locked in this man's basement paperwork show I'm being held captive. It's just I don't know. Maybe especially as I was weird thing with fireworks where I'm like you gotta, be there in person electors, you camera, I love fireworks and you can't located in video you re most magical thing for renewal. I agree with those agreed last night on the fireworks yet so I have so last night we came to my place to watch out towards the fireworks. It's the most beautiful, like the most beautiful view. Can't get on the side of the health gray, I'm so happy, and really it's gonna be were insofar we are definitely fireworks and we saw a bunch of fire there are twenty miles away and we are waiting one fireworks showed a start and it was universal studios and its rights. Its literally in my back yard, like you can see Harry Potter. All you see everything and I like this I'm so excited and

Start and their there there. All behind one building, the only Building Comcast bill, the only building men blocks. My view is the Comtesse Building, it's weird to its the valley. It's the only big building they that, like I like. I don't know how to explain it, but it's the only building, that's over five stories, I think probably and its it's it's about. Like forty stories, probably forty or fifty story, the outs big took a New York City Building and it's the only building there and it's like so far away that it should even be blocking anything, but the fire you're coming up right behind it, and I have this weird fetish, fur fireworks and- and I just I can get my x, and now I'm trying to get Jason to come back with me to my hometown and watch. The fireworks showed as I can we not go to your own town. You hate me down? No, I like it. There have been twice already. I like gonna home town because it just slaughter. Energy there. Why do you like it so much? It's dead, there's nothing to do there

like you're, not going to get a great blog when you'll get a great while you cook it a great bod? Never why? Wouldn't you just go somewhere else? If we revolve you're going to film, Donors, stairway, wouldn't just because my hometown just doesn't like its dude oh confusing to me everything everyone that lives there and everywhere, that, just like I issue it is such a confusing placed them. You that's why I love it because it's only confusing because its I feel people start like, I feel, a gulf fascinated I'll go to the shopping mall. Unlike I'll talk to sharpen Clerkenwell be like and like this is. This is so like, like I shouldn't be taking just because I've only been Tyler like I'm, not a world traveller at all, but our. I always think, like my my what best friends Alex Alex Newman from back home like he just stay at home all day, I am. I do you realize like what's there and I've only been tied one other city rest. But, like that's how I look like when I go pack, I feel like I'm like heroic

Wisconsin. I just ran across like of the entire Eu S, and am, I guess, was out there guys eyesight. Do you want to go back there and no No, I dont go back back there in like think about how depressing it is. I just like I like how like Mellow. It is, and I gonna nothing's going on because, like you not it's like most labour environment ever does it does you? Is it left a lot of pressure from you can learn a lot of stress. You know it's just me. I'm morgues when America hurry footage, but it's a lot. We're just relaxing in the sense that, like nothing's going on it's either relaxing or is it. I know it's like a weird and bit in Greece- and I want to and get it it's not like. You live to it, it's not the beach source, not it's gotta be hot, I now don't even go into the city. Ok, we won't go back No, I want to go. There have been no, I want to go, but I just go somewhere else to where do you want take a trip? like take your blog at Amsterdam, I can't leave the can or you can you said

takes three weeks after three weeks, guys, I'm nothing! Let me feel people at my legal service. Two Sudan's arising from ice running from nice for a while. My like. I am what you would call a dreamer, incense damn way. It's there. They give that a name on purpose collegiate hate immigrants. There's like fuck, you guys you ass a dream a hiccup legged. These David Byrne visually covert fairy butterfly. I don't even know, listen I'm anyway, I'm a dreamer and basically it's my parents took me here again. Against my own but alike I had no choice goes out so young right, so it's not like. I made the decision to come here and like migrate, and I was like six or seven or five on an hour. How old I was when I got here, but on my visa expiry so I was allowed to stay here anymore. Hats, move back and I'm not like

on the border of being an illegal citizen and legal immigrants are not a citizen and that a citizen of the? U S and on the border of being an illegal immigrant and and it sucks like I can get my driver's license, because then I was so secure number. So I got it like seventeen and when I finally got my license- and I can't if the country this is from my lawyer, from a pattern, a who are here this from, but if I leave country without telling anybody I wouldn't be read, I won't be able to re enter, or try to re enter like legally for another ten years, so in parts of the Caribbean when Orlando bloomed steps on land and he can't go back from other local, forty years or whatever right, I'm in the same situation of a pirate and also your grew cock like let nobody to I haven't, got yeah yeah, did you know that whenever there is a huge cock, yeah yeah, it's the same thing, there's some pictures. They came out a few months ago. I've got a whole dossier.

Russia to later there. He will forgive you, nobody so that so, if you into like Mexico for making light of my emigrant situation, identity card you, so if you into Mexico right now, I would when I would have to do, is have to tell my lawyer, but let's say you didn't. Did you which they wouldn't let you they would accept little vocs it'll just in Mexico. Stay wherever they can enter the EU. S again had come back. What's what so screwed up about all this is. I am now beyond. I paid a lot of money in taxes. Last year I paid sure I can tell people how much I paid right. Is that normal or do people not say that I think it's okay, yeah I paid out- and I guess it's weird now that I have hoped it up when hoping I want to know, I paid a couple hundred thousand hours in taxes, sure which is ridiculous for not being a citizen united. Meanwhile, you use the roads,

You do really use road, DR that's my tall yeah any now, which is its screwed up. I can't re enter into their country with pink, going, I'm giving it so much money, it's messed up for sure, and I don't know I can't you. Like. If I wasn't a dreamer like a bit What a dreamer is, like Obama, pardoned a bunch of immigrants and that's what I was a bunch of students, and it was me so you wouldn't have done that I would have gone deported. So that's why he did and that's so weird and Trump selected. So, economically any progress because I don't know anything about politics or from like messing up in your actually like also dreamer, and you like a heating. Our, you know what the situation that is, a bunch so so when that happened, Obama will you, I can't worried that you're gonna get deported before then so young, and even now that my but her Mamma was was only president eight years ago. So when you were ten, my parents told me

that, like I was excited you my driver's license and I still remember like hours in the day I was in the car with my dad and that's what my dad. I broke the news to me. He psychology his if you can't get licence unlikely that arises. Is this. Do you cannot get your lies of David? Why dad fucking I dont know thanking your dreamer. Dream will be dreamer. Nobody! I am always so so he said you can't get your license licensing and unlike. Why can I get my license and he just like you don't secure number, and I'm am. What does that mean these? Like you're? Not you not like Lila at the DMZ eighty brought the steel. Now do what you do. You have a dry yells offer not now now this is like. I was a gun in my sophomore year Junior year, whatever ends when everybody was taken, third drivers driving test or whenever yeah I can take it because it had it and

did that bomb you out. You can get your license! Yasser above and like I took it out of my parents, I'm like like what what the thousand would you like, had you had x amount of years to fix this, unlike Talk to my lawyer spoken smiler, either onwards. Anyway, speak to my lawyer I can say this, the Madame illegal speaketh. And I set my lawyer and he he's just like there's nothing. You can do, there's nothing. Like there's nothing I can do. How did you get so security card oh. That was, I think, because of the Dreamer act. Ok, zealous Is it the parting? You sit near sixteen no license, then all of a sudden Obama gets into office. It wasn't all of a sudden. My dad was like there may be a thing that Obama's doing that may be able to get you this licence. That must have been like a really happy day for you, a by selling I didn't like understanding for your parents. They must have been stow, I'm sure yeah, I'm sure my parents were but yeah Certainly when you were seventeen Obama came any passes. This law you down

the court house in Chicago and you get us a security guard. Yeah was basically like that making all of this house as a whole. I am getting any. Can it good detail, because I don't know you: were there better remember it. I just didn't care for it like I wasn't. I was understand what was going on. It was there, and I have never believed that I was that I wasn't a citizen, so you like you, will you mean? I'm done, not legal. Why you see me? I was just over them all out. What are you my american, frightened, restrictive but light? I have a fake ideas on from here: fuckin stupid and no, but like do these people type, but nothing. I was speaking my Laura now, there's nothing I can do to fix masses and ship. Unless I get married, that's the only thing I can do is get married. You know anybody you like it. They can anyone yeah german corona No, I mean yeah

you have to shut her out, corridor here for my papers now, if something is anyone, it's a hundred per second to be lies be back Anybody else. It's pretty cool you shit and pretty though yeah it's great, there's only one Mary, I'm sure, Tyrol, murmured and status known I that too I mean yeah. You know like in my lady you're, lucky it's not as bad as all year. We worse it could be awful and I'm sure people off what terribly, but like just sucks, I like the whole taxes. They may have to pay them. Says- and I'm still not like recognizes, like a member society here, push it doesn't make any sense. Well, maybe we should You know I feel like I'm a minority is that we are to say or big. Am I am I consider minority if, like I'm in the bracket, I or my royal you're trying to say, I don't think you feel like you're a minority, but I feel like you now you re in European fucked over by the system time. Every time where minority is the Americas every time and legs

and people Taiwan minorities. I just assumed anyone from work, is not a minority that justice like everyone, everyone gets like screwed by the American system, so your minority in America right wait what he tries. I like a guy, we start like. I was suddenly brought up minority the minority, a minority people in America and I ran high school. I always silos everybody that wasn't from America. And you went when all at school year like Europe, that sure you married your high school, we near your. Go there is your town is super slow because there was a kid who David was interviewing his high school teacher and this kid he keep new. With log, and he also knew me- and he walked up to me because you are a bad father like that. Yeah back at my school in the classroom, he'll used your dad dad. You don't see your kids there is a binding acts Aber it's very slowly.

Minorities, tell a story with your high school of your audience. The story about us gonna other those doesn't want story about yet is knows you can did sitting on going graduation and you wouldn't let it go. I don't. I don't even want to tell a story of outside a douche bag and on the way you wanted to get a graduation ye. I know Blake I wanted to go to graduation and they wouldn't let me because it is going to cause a ruckus. I don't even know what I mean like. Oh, I know you won't tell a story you. I saw like your big deal there, but you. If you are a big deal, I was funny there was it was It was funny because we went to the eye this. In my fair part, we want to go visit. My old high school, a hand, I made a snap chat with my teacher excels interviewing him, and I asked people to semi questions and like them, minutes later there, a bunch of kids I like outside, of the school trying to break into the school from different addresses to say, hi mother down from other towns like not even from my school and it was, it was

funding dame still security came and, like you gotta leave that Galileo is that it was the highest stress day of the year. Graduation just say there already: our railways AG security guards and people their fuckin like losing their shit, even if you were in town so funny, like like- listen, I really wanna go to graduation. Like my David? No David? No, you can't come to graduation that Chicago access through my front through my front symbols or graduating, so I really want to go they're. Like there's people. This people scraping cars out there, her walking, he's going off and she's like theirs. Catch run around each other over other, as they say he's like David David, I you're killing me David. What are you doing to me again and then all of a sudden, her walk Gaza is beget. We gotta tourism parking lot doing and do on the roof. The car like that,

we turn around and literary. There's a kid on the roof of the cars on the road in the car and the Carter speeds by the front of the school like the most project. Excellent, you ever see. I'm gonna, like our guy, get em leaving now and then the other security guide. The though head security guards if a woman or sixties the other security guards like those values that that's the dean of school No, no! No! No! That's different. There was the security guard. The woman gets her name, I don't concern those areas outside and then she had subordinate under her like a guy had become up and he does it go. There's this discussion in formula do in there on the roof at egos, because she just because I am I do it- you guys do your damn job the dean of this who walks out his ike suggested to the best presentation comes out without sweaty this big big guy, it's right, but its wording of David. I do I do now

dislike you, but you need to go. You need to leave David. That's really go now. A funny story. Did I ever tell you about how I broke my friends hip. I came here that story brutal. Isn't it it's so brutal, we're all hanging out one night in allay when he was visiting not this time. At the last minute, like came up in conversation, and I was foaming- and I was like I had a friend I'll just in case some people in here, and I had a friend back in on, seems out zoom in his own. Sarah Z s best friend from mountain, and he will pine confide like we would normally do after school. RO as regards what everyone does. Japan we couldn't afford. Baseball's cousin, kids normally throw based. While that is never. We found a pang cause each other and I had a long and go throw pine cones at each other.

Does matter not playing video games and go outside and throw pine cones settled Slovakia's during bank on. I have had a good shot at him with my pine corn. I came from the side and I just chuck. There was one of those hard pine cones that aren't like open yet like it. So clothes and really hard. If you do a pine cones are sure ok it was like still closer to really hard and the side of his face and I accept to really hard, and he got here here- you gotta scap, any sort of picking, because he picks every step and week later, his leg, his hip started to hurt, so he had to go to to that to the doctors and I mean long story short the doctrine it up telling him that he got a staff infection and it stopped the growth it stopped. As a group, it's like. It was here that he was Ex fourteen fifteen. He was like Bacteria was eating away at his hip, so they had. Like this huge surgery were here, on crutches for life.

Two years of his life couldn't play sports. Ever again. He was a big kid like a big like Bigfoot Pocket, big ANG, Basque about your very good, a basketball still is. The skinny that he is now coming now he wasn't. That's going to associate is bigger yeah and engage. Couldn't ever do a sport anymore and he was crushed for two years and it is completely ruined his life. It was accident from both of our hands and we like laugh about it now, but it just like this Oh crazy! That, like all because I was incredible arm a ruined. I compliment yourself and the strategy of my route at letters. Men also lost. So this is this: is the story be honest story where any scab could have done it to him, but that was the most recent scobie had deny mean ok LE makes a little bit better you're lucky. Wasn't it wasn't like reading track it to the pine com but

funny. I remember the story differently in my head is not as bad now that you're telling me because it because it wasn't that bad For some reason I thought you liked you. I thought you liked him with like a chainsaw or something I remember it. That's my friend Jack Jack, these factor exactly Jacobus one leg and for fingers, does have an armed says: forefingers Abbas as you do you carry that reality? The story no no tragedy. I do you like so vague way on. You know because- complete accident- and it was the like an accident, we're lucky those doing through penguins each other. It wasn't even an accident where you like, where you had someone with your car right where we're both very something you did every day and we're both messy. Like he's throwing penguins at me Ray, I could have been. That could have been me the very ironic part about all this is since he didn't play sports, he didn't go out March, so we stayed at home and he filmed I'm telling you seventy five to ninety five percent of my vines

really ya, like almost of my buys easy only one I was like He was so into my vine and never made one on his own. He enjoyed watching? My vines do well and growl like a very weird and is very nice of him, and if it wasn't for him, I don't think we'd be here. Recording this podcast right now Alex is a great Dane oh shut up to that guy, entirely Hankow shouts of my arm. I love I let em an entire story with shot out for myself. For put me up here knows that we produce, but we're Alex's ouses completely. I mean he's, not fine I'll, need a hypnotist unlike in like five years when he stops he gets there hip replacement. Will he is limp? Go away. We don't oh yeah, he walks the lamp now yeah. He always has been agreed on we don't have the leaves a great deal. I stated Alex's house, I say we will be a great time he's great he's the best

I really enjoy your friend. It's got there really great. I understand why you want to go back to the what is the town is just so, I have to pay for his medical bills. You do know, but it was like it was like. It was like a quarter of a million dollars before durance, no wonder they live in their tiny house. She had because all ago sources hip far it's her brothers sisters yeah! I broke them too, You like it, I didn't it is about a complete waste of time. Why'd you throw it out of the best moment. I think give is. Thank you take about anything with. Who was the more you cut your hand on the wine bottle and you're bleeding in you said. Typically they quickly quickly. Those that that's that's my favorite moment from revived and then the other favour moment is when you were drilling. You were joined the hair of my chest. Yeah I suppose, who do lots of to seventy probably Harry Chest nanny marks. We wax it this morning,

limit levy. Let let me say that I was funny today we are going to get Jason's hair waxed and I pull over car dealership, MIKE Jason, we're not going you're, her waxed. Additions like playing down like he here he knows. What's up, you know somebody get him a new car, but he's like what are we doing here? Are you going to run away? I didn't think back of his heavy like this. Is it David by me? Call me, did you you were just getting. We took a wrong turn about turn back so that when we go straight to the wax place- and we works is just here anyway to begin big credit cards and we prefer card, so we had to go back. It was a mess anyway, one time when is when just the chest was harry. There was a very harry. We are We took a power trail and we put the power drill close up to his chest and we take the Hare onto the power drill and then the power you like high speed internet-

ripping off it drilled backwards, so went into his chest and God you to go now. I just love the bubble were lit the was intimate chess. You know but die, adhere, got you just go just go quickly, come quickly, plum now another! That's good judgment. Bad things like that happen and no one's getting hurt, but it's just like it's like beautiful. I get so exe, like when I felt that I saw the giraffe go into your chest, and I saw how terrified you're new our terrified. I was it's like it. It's literally like this covering a new planet. For me, it's a rash, it's the best feeling, and unlike this is it I don't know I I don't like what people think that I do this. I am like you make me do the stuff like I am always so confused by want to do what they like yesterday sky was it you have to do this and, as like, I want to make a good video. I want some that's good. I never later people think I put a gun to your head and I definitely

Jason can describe this ping pong pulls out really quick. Well, that's all the time we have don't go check out some stuff go check out, David's, really good. Go by summer, and go check out upon castle by Jason's March. Fifty percent of the proceeds actually go to Jason on actual plug the pod guest. Well, here we are in the pot castle. Guys think people should know about it. Jason shut up. What took it food. We have to promote the part ass, how people can listen to it, that is by gas, takes four listenin tat Jason. Read my movies? Why threatened Toma my great movies Jason S, a movies you're probably reality is now. Actually it's probably gave up on trying to sell talk about my kids. Gazeta, my wife. Great personal, my ex wife, your ex wife, I'm sorry, our relationship didn't turn out the response. Do you know it, sir? I buy

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