What's it look like the views, the password where Jason says something that he likes about me in a foreign language, yeah may Yom, not spanish! You get your may goose, not spanish dude. You didn't say that foreign language, eight anything but spy so close to knock your ethics tee Why did you swear pussy because I'm trying to keep it nice for the kids? We got some comments, it it's gotta we had a rude show. I fuck this role urge music. What's a guy's name may go start on with a David's, payload Harry nicer, like air beg, you are you. Are you being a dick any day now you European Day, you know I'm balding. That's why you're saying that

oh you fucking. U insecure a little shit, you always bring that. I say geyser every. If it's not an English Spanish Yorkshire, I I you know your way. Pressuring me, let me tell you something you make me feel all I'm not. Let me say something. Maybe I can do things right. Let me say something they understand to ask: Ben Day ha How dare you cheeky told me what that means that what does he mean our housekeeper? What is it? What does it mean? It means I've got a tiny down. No then day, a bad person. What are you admitting to having a tiny dog? wired you're that lived on you, you go revenge or music. If anything, we ve already role there. I guys what's up we're back or- and this is alive, show between David and Jason, etc.

Show our whatever at all we had alive show the other week. It was in San Francisco. It was dope. How do you think you're one at that great. I thought all right again, because Jason comes off every time. The time you do alive. I did not. I didn't say I said nothing on purpose. Listen I can. I can. I can just take a shit onstage and do some more run off stage and below my God That was a legitimate president president in it, and it's like- and I don't know just as our standards or, if you just such a positive person, but either way it's very confusing, I did not run off stage. I purpose he didn't say anything because you were such a crazy, polluted now the first show in Irvine that eyes like our out his way and see what he says you have, but I could. I could tell by your silence that you're trying to tell me that it was not night. I thought it was good. I had nothing to say about it. Ok, I thought I thought the show lives. I thought the show is below average and average pay.

Last shop and exotic got worse. I thought I thought it was a little if he, you know it's beautiful about these. Shows. Is I suck because because you Can you? Where do you get that? Where do you get like what life Do you pay a hundred dollars to go? See Where you come out of being hey that Socrates gotTa Taylor, swift cancer origin, I didn't concert orange so we were concerned come out of their black am disappointed. I want my money back now, but when you come see us live because a good chance going to come out of the show being like holy shit was fucking mess, good chairs they're going to come to the show and go dated is crazy and Jason's totally out of the house. It deals with him every day and Jason, I'm so sorry that you have to deal with it. Charles Man always above their heads, in writing the hatch, argue and other hair reference yeah yeah, that's right.

Over the place you kiss your mother with them off now. I guess your mother, with this Jesus Christ, essentially good combat, what's wrong with you or is it gonna, say boat was speaking of Chile shows we have a show up in New York and Boston. Yes, if we sell it out quick, we get a bone, a thousand dollars. We do a thousand dollars extra, I'm going to give that certain Jason. You will now make me pay for it and in close mates, Nova refuses to get the postman for guys, go by the tickets really quickly and in a worthy gonna be linked, but the faster you there are my twitter fascicles by the better confusing, because you have to use a promo code for the next twenty four hours more job you have, but then they go off sail for like twelve hours. On Friday. I think anyone can buy that. What's the point of a promo code, priests sale, their profits out a promo code? It's appreciate, promo code, so there's a promo code to buy tickets early and you have to use a promo code, which is this

stupid my name's against the ideas. If you're like a really big fan than those people are gonna get the tickets first, They have this promo code, they follow where it makes sense to make sense. By others. A show in New York hides a number Adam. Stranger would just by our show so just see the helix cute now the other guy looks all because this is what I wanted to say. So, we were performing cops comedy club in San Francisco hope. Mess of Us there ya go with us like ten of us and we are very people. Scott went up he's a roommate. He just started wrapping a couple months ago. He started ebbing Saturday morning, and this afternoon we gave him the chance to get it to perform. Live like during the shell and and it didn't go to the night before, That was rehearsing his lines and googling. The lines to his own song, because he forgot em and when he got onstage, just froze and

like four lines out and then I just had to wing it and then we left I caught the show off like midway through the song, I'm like wow, that's all the time we have for today show and the show ended. We went upstairs and that's all that's all that we talked about the show and then unfortunately- we just got back from New York and Jason tells me on the flight that we word from the people that own the club and they Thus there review of the shell yeah and which, by a glowing review from the fans we made a little sizzle video yeah some we hired someone to make like a video and that my every kid that they talked to loved it? Let's just say it was great the comedy club kind of views, the podcast. In the same way, I do the second hated. They said they send my agent a letter. I don't know, This letter do but their alike there,

the twenty one year old in a forty four year old man talking about sex in front of a bunch of teenagers like yeah. What agency, which is this at its creepy? Let me read it which is kind of stupid because lemon we didn't talk about sex. We didn't talk about Sammy, new thing you said was: who do you think it's ok to cheat yeah and that's not. Ok, we talk a little bit about sex. What what? What was that we set about sex? You asked me: I've been refusers that was before he went on, but they said it was creepy there really struck me out as these are. These are what this must stress. Part about podcast shows is. I understand, Is it going to like it, cuz they're just there to see us and just there to kind of hang out, but it's looking into the crowd and seeing the parents not give a shit about what you're talking about? for its part, you like when you just when you're sitting on stage in your talking about God, knows why and you'd look out.

You see apparent and they're just looking at you pick arms Cross arms cross border. I paid a hundred dollar should issue parents which, by the way, it's all its thirty five dollars only a hundred dollars. If you want to take a picture of me, those reforms- and I know you longer than we say: hello, ok, yeah. We say: let's be real, it's not worth a hundred dollars! Well. In it to some people it is the real It is a hundred hours is because, for some reason it's in high demand right and that's. Why, it is one hundred dollars was saying that the people at the podcast is its soul. Easy that we can sell out these shows, but it's such a bummer that we can use our influence for like something cooler like a camp. I can start Dan sing or cancer singing like I want to be able to put on like this Taylor, Swift, ask show, but I'm just not capable and I feel I feel kind of sad end. No once were influencers. No one said we were talented, yeah you're right

no one ever said, especially the people. I cops and then you know, Elsie said what is. This has creepy right after forty four year old man, that's what I remember reading and that's fucked up, and they called you ugly. Yes, indeed, do the opposite. The issue which we don't what that means. I dont think I know exactly what it means that they don't care for Jews, what's a Jew, what's a Jew, a Jew as someone of jewish heritage, nowhere yeah what whence it it's a jewish and you are so similar. We know the steward You is not a bad word, but people use it as a valid worthier. Neither the you jus backtracking on, because I knew what the word you man are. You did of sun solely last week. Take this proper it out. I didn't you really didn't know the Jew restart the Pike Yo Yo does they said they said a guy to turn Roma beans and by the way, the experience it cops.

But he was so nice, the other and they end they really liked it in their initial response was, others is greater. Was a man named show they sold it out? Awesome they were in and out and then This weird email and, like I loved the club, I've performed at the club, love the audience, the audience was great smart crowd. And dumb, except for the people. There were eight and they were This morning I know but and then they then they say the tragic shirt off they get and yeah It took a shirt off in front of a bunch of fourteen year old boys with the house about the Tatar roommate with super sexy. We had him, go stage, and this warm up the crowd. Ok, now it sounds, we gotta go upon stage. They could shirt off. The sounds weird. I can't get it out it there's nothing wrong with it. It's like a guy comes out. He throws either a bunch of Yahoo through some shirts, atavism shirts out any takes a shirt off it took assured up. It was in a big deal, it's it's it's in, and then I pretend to cover him.

I think there were jaws regard. Yes, that might have been if I I saw the general manager and he also had ebbs, but not quite as good as talk regardless. We have new, shows in Boston in New York. Ok, I'm done with a topic November lever, the member twelve. They show up, don't show up stand outside the door, cause name Tonker hum We just got back from New York indissolubly trash, though, to try what is no, don't, ok they didn't do anything wrong. Do you could show I would say, I've been saving a story for you, tell me what happened so we went to New York, we for a samsung. I was. It is There are already basically you went to bed one I am, I think he went home and called it and TAT S a friend. This Super New York like cool dude here

like. I didn't like straight out. The Wazir like super cool, do and then for a second, and it was just like the best to every library. Yea worries wearing sport. Coating genes is the eels insane. You like, you want up tat and he let the Kiva gave birth to Todd. That's how coolly wise and he took a step bar and keep the heat birth. He walked us into the bar like straightaway. Here no questions asked again and I d me another just: walk: walk, restrained toolbar, so we go upstairs because bear with me you're, going to think I'm making the story up, but I'm gonna percent. Not this is a hundred percent real. Please trust me on this. Ok, so we go up We go up to the to the bar bar completely completely, for so many people you are there. You went into the a minute you for a minute and then you left, but we went up to the balcony and and the balcony, you can oversee the stage and are stage is naked woman dancing

and sing a song animal. Ok. This is this. This is that kind of a place like this is kind of like I like it. Cool jazzy type by less yea. I can like again and make it when I guess I d make sense to me and then the show once she gets off stage. You know we're all sitting there, Well, I haven't drinks and then this lady comes up on stage. And she she throws up immediately just throat like serious, throw up and guess what she throws up. Why onto the first row, shut the hell up, I'm not kidding on the first row of people. She throws up to throw a pizza, their plastic grandma. Now listen to this plan. Just listen! Yes, it was planned. It was like those planned and then she takes the pizza that she was doing on, throws it on the ground and start stamping on it. Just

stamping on it and then she takes her top off and you see her boobs very, very muscular, very muscular woman right like like built like a man the people in the front row or they part of the act. Now they were these people were these people are coming in well, yeah, it's not and then, and then she takes her pants off gay guess what cigar she's appears now: she's a penis and she's boobs, and on like this, this is like this is fun like she's, sheer he's having a good time. We know the killing it and then I don't want to skip too many things, but refer to her ass. She, even though she had penis she ran into the crowd and took everyone's drinks. Talks like for people's drinks and you start spilling it all over

now like to talk to you about? I was up in the balcony and gas and none of this was happening. Took pictures of their drinks like they had vodka in pictures like chasers and start spilling it all over the tables everywhere and then, when she said the drinks she started running like she started running on top of the people completely naked, hitting everyone with her penis What do you mean running on top of the people? People were sitting down and she like bear crawled over people sitting down right, right, Ray and they see over the banquets a completely People's faces with her peanuts it down. It was enormous espionage, sure yeah. It was kind of smiles like your views and necessary. I I do need. Quickjack, I don't want. I don't ask if any part of the story, but then that this is where it gets weird. Now she she started. She started throwing the pizza at everyone and like at everyone like she threw it she just starts.

People just here, have simply those hitting everyone like too thick like nothing slices of New York, giant pizza and I'm not making any this up and then and then people laughing yeah, I'm having a great time is the best weapon we have ever seen in my life and then she takes duct tape and she starts taping. The pizza to her body everywhere, her head everywhere, the her entire thing and then sheet it's your penis in six, it right through the pizza and takes the pizza to her like penis It's just dangling their yeah. Not- and this is this- is my favorite part after all, is said and done she takes a pizza. This is actually know your mother apart, but she takes the pizza. She wiped her ass with it like wipes her eyes bends over wipes Ras with it and rose it at the audience and once again, I'm not even an accurate, and now get business I like that was in the west, but this is the best parts after she's done throwing stuff at audience even in the people,

a balcony she storing suffer, but luckily she wasn't aiming at us. He goes. She takes the last slice. A pizza puts it under her and she shits on the pizza fucking shit on the pizza, like a big log, no, not kidding no shit pizza she didn't nominated for Tommy what you would think, but she's getting nominated for the whole fucking Oscar? Why? Why? Because it takes up by rather the fucking pizza, with this shit, an occurrence clothes and everyone does We just fuckin sat through their no fucking way swear on my life. I was either I may trying to get a Ober yeah. That's what was going on. There was someone and

I missed it. I told a story, the lies and she's like ok at what point, or you tell me that you're making this up, I thought you were leading me down a whole hall where you're going to say you made it every part of it. Every single part of that story was a hundred percent Maria know, and it was great. It was so phenomenon. It was Was it just because you teach you fuck, look at me like you We believe it because this is so so extra near it was. It was honestly where the best I hate bars, I hate going out, isn't it that had been like refined and done before. We look like a first time thing. No, it was yes, it looks like it's been done before, but whose chaos rises it looked like it. She was sure just running all, but if you have a name notion, Maria carry, I think it is. I think it was something the magnificent and I mean the the poop she popped out was quite magnificent. It was a big poop yeah acute and they took bite out of the porch by approving a pizza,

in the current closed and everyone clapped and about how I was this this is about this lasted about- seven minutes, but a fella our cause. It was just like your dodging your dodging mean everything and, like it she didn't throw the poop at anyone which is the best part, everyone like the second she put down the pizza I sort of everyone she hid behind their chairs there, like it's fucking, come in at us, It was amazing and then and then the fur. The people were with get this. They turned to me in there like you want to get out of here. I'm like a fucking nuts. Will you wanna go you wanna, go to you look good and busters, and employ pinball was again we'd have done to date and buster like the best, the best thing I've ever waiting it. He s w. If I ever gonna work a hundred percent taking I'm taking my friends and then after the show, after that, after that part of the show ended. A guy dress

in a in a bare outfit came on stage and it was very cute use dancing to keep music I saw the bare dancing originally, I wanna see girl who poops on pizza your garage no but I'm but the best part, the best part about the bare dancing is, you saw the queue, bear dancing, use adorable, yes, but it's it's a big! The big man with a huge penis and he is he's got a huge minister. He takes a costume off and then he invites people from the audience to come and touch and dance with his penis in did anyone ass. If it would get a good was in there. Let's just say I ve, never children, anything, but no, but other than that other than eating we're things where that's about transition. Go right corresponding yet I live. I would love to see a proper review of the show you solve as they are you I'll give you full comprehensive review all right out a thesis on it guys. But let me let me say something: I love

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why didn't you dilated, jealous remaining at Yale attention being onto a laptop system, are recording applied like ask today with my kids, so I dont get jealous of your kid yeah you do you know, I don't know, I don't like you, ll come in with like a David problem and I'll be dealing with like our real problem and you just like me. You're sing, a dairy farmers in a real problem. Me like a thumb. They'll problem or something meanwhile like I'm, like you know, trying to guide a child, it's ok during their form five years, I'll make sure bring. What I do permeated by meriting is important. Ah, monsieur bring this up next time we ll go shopping for your kids when it you ever gone grocery shouting for my children. Don't pretend don't pretend like a podcast like I don't take him shopping every week. We can let the listen. Though, that if you want to, maybe we leaking floated out there like the lies. You ve told about Bruce. I found out.

The day I ran into Bruce yeah. I saw him at target and eighty are told you know he goes. I don't know what this whole thing is. It's been going on for weeks. I don't hate you he's so shy worm Understand then, where did this rumour come from his room? He is a hard time, speaking, what's on his mind, Bruce's, a guy who read our interests on and he hates Jason. Jason is having a difficult time coming to terms of it. Well, we we, when we bought some razors in some deodorant at target, and we had a good time. So I don't know you're talkin about three hundred times. Tell me how fresh navigator, part two. Why won't you get the postman said? David won't get the programme, and this is what I wanted to bring up what we just got back from New York yeah, we we want a private g o, my god guys. Let me let me talk to you as a guy who's, never been on a private jet like most people listening yeah, I can talk at

do. We can all talk that way. We ve been on one private jet and it was to Vegas. It was an hour long flight for the sake of better terms, it wasn't good. I would rather flown economy. It was great. It was very cramped. You liked it just because call the private chat, but is it was no more Crampton like Southwest flight that you would take? We would have taken last year, but I would rather taken a first class flight as opposed to that as far as opposed private, James Ryan, through security and saved a bunch of money. Do you know we didn't pay for anyway, our trip to Vegas was well. I like it was a twelve thousand hour flight round trip now art from New York was forty thousand dollars just one way from New York and guys. This jet was fucking incredible elite with

our first united, we first class in surprise everybody with the jar back right and my goodness I it was It was on a real it was. There is eight seats in the in cabin In the back, there were two couches that you can fully lie down on and then a beautiful bathroom. All smelled great. It had everything in it full bottles of our call for bottle. Lysol wipes everything. It was like anything you want at any during he wanted in a nice glass, they Mimi T guys. There are tooth stewardess, you're right flight attendants society for flight attendants on flight with us that were there the entire time will you allow me a backdrop with whatever we wanted? They were. To give us? It was incredible right before we got on the flight. One of them taught me Taiwanese into

let me in a six hardly with now I can just speak. I can speak a little better get by when we got on the flight, able just me Jason Gabby, and we got on there. We got on there before the rest of our friends, because the rest of us friends went to go, get support, lay and we told them the flight attendant and she's like a wedding you stars, we gotta go go, we could have gone grab it for you. They they grab Eu Food They grab you whatever you want on the flight. He said a week we would have had brought Bobby I hear from the food network the guy's a guy if YE airy there was is here and waiting and the best part is before we take took off they came into our cabin and like hey ever want to shoot something with the pilots or us just come on over turn. The camera- and let's do it- that's why you really loved it? Yes, I did, I willingly would everyone it never felt likes. So just felt incredible.

Yeah it was ass. If I don't want to get off- and it was it's, it's uneasily relax ironic as we we shot and then we edited the whole time, but it would have been nice to lake relax. It's an experience. So, people won't like the lot of people. Unfortunately, more get to do and so do I was on it and all I could think about was how lucky I am like it was just like he is insane. I know if forty thousand dollars is, it was six dollar six thousand dollars an hour to sit on? a thing and There was a really say that I enjoy something thoroughly like that. I can't even minister minute I've ever talk to. You now have a short time ago. Your very picky, but let me tell you a little car right before getting to the airplane. You remember the week we got picked up by a drive. I love that you're upset because I had no idea I wasn't talking in the back. I was talking during the car. I didn't notice. I did notice you weren't talking,

you do that alot we were on www check out for a lot of times. We got picked up by the sky. To take us to the texts are private jet, and I have this weird thing. If I have to be driving a car I constantly so, if I'm getting, if someone, if you look at TAT, if my cars, if my car's busted or something and we need to take Jason's car, I'm the one driving chastened scar cases in the passenger seat and in its because this guy was driving so slow, so slow and on that- and I know I feel like it I feel like I've. Not are you trying to accomplish. I sound like a twat here. I honestly sound like a douche bag. It's ok but You're being eyes, and I wanted to bag. This is something that annoys, you managed it shouldn't use, but we let it go. I wanted a fucking I wanted to. Dream. I was, u can restrict yourself out. I know I know I know I know when I try to try to call myself down, but for if we were in a car for seven ten more minutes, I would say

but but then I know I know I I know it sounds like this sounds like a pretty bitch and that's it out sounds are no, she pictured it does. But but to me it's almost like a man. It's like anxiety. It's like a mental like block, I experienced it's nothing serious like something like it's like one. And says I have depression, and you say what the fuck is edges be happy. It's the same thing. It's. Looking at that and being like, what do you mean? Who gives a fuck if he was driving? So it's the same thing? I can't explain it but it's so real and I was so anxious? And so, but usually you understand that when we got there, we didn't do anything like it was another hour to get on the amount of money. How long do we wait to get on the plane? We were going so so my hand was shaking dude. I was having like withdrawal I built You and I dont know what it would. I think that is, I don't know and its use me out and I felt like maybe it and I was it- was fucking weird with why why Aye, sir, are you like maybe you're nervous about the work that you have to complete so during that time, that time feels wasted to you so that

transfer, that's what it is that what it is you like I gotta get have logged in today. I just I'm not away and maybe you're thinking and I could be. If I was there, I could start. Editing already, even though I'm not in the planes are taking off yet I just want to be in control like I want to be there when I know what I'm doing and it just I don't know, and I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry for four like this ba apologize to the audience, but don't make me feel like situation. You don't have to apologize finally open up on the part of this issue which has grown so I love the pendulum of emotions. Here you go from fucking angry, yet guilty its tonnages down and then accepting your anxiety, it's not as easy as being a dad Jason. Oh yeah, it's a fucking cakewalk. It's so simple! Do you know trying to do a live, show and taking your son along because you don't wanna go a Saturday without seeing him up.

Ok. We mention this on the live show, but since whenever posing I've show, I can talk about it again. The other day I went to go, help and pick up his kids, oh yeah, his son from school from his elementary school, and I thought to be fine idea to take Josh pack huge celebrity. The kids love him it was idea. I was your idea when I loved it is your idea to bring just cause. You work in a guy, something other than those might is right. I've dreamed dumb idea is a good idea, so we get to the school pulls over on the road that over time Yeah- and this is a big schoolyard like a bunch of kids, are our schools out everyone's happy. Kids are just sitting out there just talking to their friends of right and we have our. I tell decent, don't worry, Josh and are going to look at you and I bring my camera and, and I just I just go to the highest elevation I could find like stoop. Dupe in the courtyard on the courtyard stoop, and I yell I'm like everybody, I need you,

Why would you do that and I go Josh I guess you and all the kids, literally all they're, just like who, Just are rotting, Josh, all these middle school in elementary hookahs Adena, running at Josh. I mean I'm talking like fifty sixty seventy eighty kids and it gets so bad that a kid falls knocked over almost gets trampled and we have to help this guy up really badly or falls. No, no, he was ok. I just I felt I helped them up. He fell down here. He was, he was stupid He was a young man and I know you are now. He wasn't is funny to say what it is there in an hour he fell down. He was really happy that around rash back and I'm filming all at the corner. My a really tough guy is approaching me and he's like you're recording minors, you are, according minors right now,

dude, I'm sorry, I didn't know I'm putting the camera lamps. I'm totally sorry has really respect, like- I wasn't even being academic- oh I'm sorry, I'm putting the can. I might add me mine and my car, like I so cool that, like data is part of my family life and, like you do in Josh's become good friend. You, like audits, Uncle David, so good with kid. That's all I'm taking my sweet time, parallel parking cool, you know and It requires a misguided turn, my camera off- and this goes you just recording minors, your recording minors like I know, sir, I won't use any of that, I'm sorry I'm open and the blog and he's a court. Recording for I'm like David Doric. I'm sorry about that won't happen again. He's like was David dough break? I'm like it's me, it's about it just from a Youtube channel, and then he repeated again he goes. Recording minors according minors, scaring the shit out of me So so you were shaken I was scared and we deem it. We go inside the car, and

tell me what went on but yet so I said I see that this end of a mob. We were out there and Jason sitting. Why would you do that? Why would you stand on a stoop and can cause see I was giving these kids just pack. Yes, you know you have my guide, I knew it causes lining Tommy Little and on your head in that moment. This is great. That's exactly what I wanted to make. This is get a big gray content. I would have a sea of kids running for Judge Peck. Let's see what have I was there. I came on Yugoslavia company that kid five totally one, that's where we're standing out in the courtyard causing a scene and then when I was phase that all justice is like. Oh my god, chastened son was a slight whatever enemies. I woke up, I locker I'm walking and I see the crowning on now and then there's this girl. She's, probably like me of thirteen, whatever Inga just tell her personality right away, she's, just like really smart know it all probably leg. Had a student

so where's discuss. How old is actually takes. An eighth greater purposes: scatter backpack on she's, really smartly dressed she's got glasses and she just goes hey Jason. Your friends over there seems There is kind of a scene, and guess what the dean is on his way That's great. He said the dean is on his way, so I was totally alarmed and then would you say to her. I just I had no come back. I was just like a god an end. Then I slept with your mom So then I see Josh and David walking and there I can see that you're, like you, VE has referred in Yugoslavia that Euro get scared anything you're, pretty brave about all kinds of stuff, get scared of teachers. He s one of my weakness. I was surprised when Caesar her, like that, when teachers are yelling at me, I get scared and then we leave and then what happens

and then we leave and I got a phone call. Yes, I get it. I'll be in the principal's office at eight thirty, on Monday he gets a phone call to go to the principal's office. Guys, like yeah and wisest rolling. His eyes sake. You better go take care of it This is my least part of the story in conclusion, Jason and going to the principal's office, doesn't tell me that he ends up there, but he ended up going three days later, I get a conference principle, and so Josh and just tell me freaking out, he's like wiser. Support the school calling us. I thought chases settled this problem. Then Jason goes all Yeah, I don't we forgot. I gave the principal you're. Number two prank, you guys. So everyone in the meeting with the school principle to survive

advances guy and was like hey, would be funny if you fucked with my friends and colleagues, ends and said that we needed to speak to them and just calls me scared and call him scared and like dude, what's going, Are we gonna get dictatorship even though are not going school? I'm so scared about that. That's it just a prank, set up by Jason that he'd leaving record principal who used to do stand accommodate already There was one of you yeah he's like this is great and we get back into the guru we had a whole. We had a whole conversation like of a forty something conversation like he was like. You know. Why did you to eat the guy? Could nicer yeah. He was used a forty year old duties com and he was you yeah. He was a nice guy and I was really nervous. I sat down like this is awful like what Data may make. This is not the kind of thing a dad should be doing in there. And he just brought me in and he was just like. So nice was like a haze

everything on fridays like by law. I just have to tell you: you know we can have. The crowds like that you know is, if I get it, nor these guys who could make an incentive comedy gonna, say no you didn't know me at all all he spoke to me as like a dead. Then I told him all about you. She's, like landscape is: do spend yeah yeah minister. He called me. I had a voice Mount he's like I don't know, sambo, isn't hey its principal taffeta, You come to them the office. We have a situation here is pretty urgent hunters like police bear. Story about how I got break my high school principle or middle school principles are Yang of a school I didn't even go to, but I'm guys, that's all the time we have it. These part gets all the time we have there. We don't have much time. Yeah, I'm gonna go get. Seventy we're going. Some in the make sure you join us in New York City and in Boston or death,

bring some of our friends along yeah. We don't know who you are. Nature, Scott notices song. If not, make sure that song ourselves, so we can perform it if he bales or if he comes. We no he's coming back make sure to go by some merge. Vanderdyke callbacks, historic go on go by some stuff from Jason's by the tickets, so we sell out over and twenty thousand bucks and then Chicago, maybe Chicago coming up, hopefully in November right after Thanksgiving, your chat right effort and that's gonna be my favorite, because that's my hometown so get ready for that guy's. This has been another David, dough, brick and Jason S. Podcast that's been Jason NASH and my name is Jeff. Was you guys the hype.