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one rigid old Jason's, just a dude whose China live life and I'm a guy who is also China, five guys recent You know it's an what's been in the news like vine to someone tell me about that. As you know, a vine is, it was six second app. It's where we all got our star, by which I mean all our friends and apparently there's a guy who's, bringing back and whose working on building and his teeth are found. You're, a vine one and now he's making vine to what are your thoughts on. Please give me a lot like five one ok, awesome moving. I ve! No! I thought I thought that exact same thing with well what you gotta be. How can it be different? The abbot I know I know if it's the same thing, I'm just like wondering your opinion. Are you? Are you happy with the fact that its coming back? I think it's always get to have another app around. You think it's good yeah! I do. I have such a problem because I have to keep up with too many acts and when vine it was bitter sweet is unlike this socks like I got my start on it, but the same time- and I

but with anymore and vines, takes up lot of your time vines, outlines mindset, twitter or like snapshot You go through all the stories in your done violence. Just you fall into this fucking pit like late at night, be stuck there for two or three hours. Just watching shit. Do I mean let's hear it. I want the consumer, another creator tastes like tat. We make them too, as public I'm tired of the consumer. Like I'm, I'm I'm pretty positive that a lot more people are going to realise how much it sucks. Irvine is back because they're gonna be spending so much time on it, which is likely to be the same as incident story. Anything when sound. It sounds like I'm trying to sell something: you're gonna hate it because you're going to say so much time on southern China South now, but it's now, there's no Instagram stories, Instagram stories and Snapchat stories. And when you are out of people you follow its over, but on vine

Like you on the popular page, you go from vine, thereby in use watch unfair. Ok, let's talk about from a creator standpoint. Is it a good thing for me? You yeah definitely to get thing. How come because ill it'll push people like you know and other platforms and it'll make bring up new creators yet bring up new creative, that's what I thought was so sick about. The first of now is like, like all of US creators around there, we're like part of like this fucking like like this science project, It's like you know, Romania really lucky to be like electors. There's like a group of us like that's what I like Divine shut down because Just a group of us in time that will forever no advice is right and, like no other generation will know about it. Like kids, I watch our Youtube. Videos alliance have no four. Klute vine is here, they're, so young right and that sick and it's pretty bizarre that that a bunch of people like you too, went down for a little bit and people became famous from

Yeah? No! Really! We never thought about that. But yet it's weird and people blew up on there and it was. It was like when vine first started guys it was like it was like every brand was throwing money into it like was like hundreds of thousands are mentioned this, and one of the first part can I knew someone they got paid on that paid over half a million dollars. I gotta half a million dollars from the Boston Public Library. Why do one fine, really yeah Jason, I'm trying to bring a puerile reason: real situations and your muddy the waters. Now people don't know what to believe, because he's gonna be dumb ass out. There can actually believe it. You may five thousand hours on Somethin God as China, bigger like a bad place, stages, wouldn't get fired

it was I who I knew Reiner use, that is one of the top and he got paid. I think, like over half a million dollars will tell us tell us it provides an, I can't say, get super person on time ago. It's terrifying, I dont know that I dont know person that well where I can t say that judge back now, but I mean I'm, I'm happy divides coming back, I'm just going to be using here. It's gonna be one of my favorite I won't be because I'm just I'm, I was always bad vine, unjust, uploading, so tough we are talking about this yesterday that I wanted to talk about, we are roommate Alex we haven't. We have. We have this remain name DOM and he's like he's like fucking, like typical social media influence there, like not the brightest, but super hard working like just like out he's a character, is Strange and yesterday I was like three days No, I mean Jason, we're sitting on the couch and download.

Leaving and his legacy eyes later and where you gotta. They had just finished a story about how they get their dicks set for shouts in there They said that they were there. They are talking about their ok. I want our let's, let's ride, I didn't mean put this in the log because I thought it was so gross, but one of our first and one of those let's, but not our France, one of dams, friends. When girls come up to now the big saran following when girls asked four shouts, he he tells I'm. Ok. If you suck my dick I'll shoot, you out, and I'll delete your shout out as soon as you're done sacking my dick and he's done this like six or seven time here and it's amazing I next night he told us that Jason Jason gotta shut out from him for three hours. Was it worth? It grew a girl like sixty six k, I think, but you have to watch out for three hours after cup of tea,

anywhere- they are having this conversation explained to us that they give shouts girls for blowjobs now and then a great guys go we're like where you're going out we're going feed the homeless as like, where kids it's like similar social lictor, so that such cliche social media that they really were yet been levied. We're gonna, be the homeless and foment you know so. People What can be Lagarde has no doubt is great and our friend Alex argued like the level of bull shit like that. Is there comes with feeding, homeless and recording. What would they said they are going to film Feed Hollis. They didn't say we're doing it. For you to get has said. Go to view the homeless as like. While that is so nice, I'm not going to do that.

Did you really think why I really thought that they were going to feed the homeless cuz? I started laughing because he was no seriously I'm seriously going to feed the homeless. I got a bunch of sandwiches when I go. Oh, that's awesome, Then there are others. May this dirty job and his friends are currently definitely said. Ojo will now they were going out to film it for Instagram, which This is where our argument came with me in Alex and Jason is out, arguing that is complete bullshit. It's pathetic and adjust just cheap and it just doesn't make anybody look good which I see what he saying but I was, I was arguing that, as as fake as it looks, it'll do shit like that, it's more it's more, it does more good than it does bad, I think right yeah, why? Why do you have the videotape it why cages go out? Give some sandwiches in other they shot bits all day, yeah. So then, just just just say:

I want to be the homeless. Slovenia must. I understand that, but like it's it's, this is so It is argued with lies are too, I told lies, I'm like lies. I wanna supplies my friend with a car, but I want to film and this friends like done a lot for me. And she's like and she's like. No, don't, don't feel much surprised him with the car and I'm like it just like. I not only I'm not! I'm! Not! I'm! Not! I'm not just recording my friend for views on recording him, because I genuine I go on Youtube and one of my favorite things to watch is people being surprised with stuff or people. You know people getting a mortgage paid off or people getting new cars. Necessarily surly homeless people getting fat but like stuff like that, because it makes me feel good and, like If I'm doing this momentum spending a lot of money on something, then why don't? I just film

Do you know? I hate how how negative filming has like filming good deeds by comes off like it? It's can't. Do I mean yeah, I know, but when you watch it you're like this wouldn't be doing this unless there were filming E. Ok, I mean you and a bunch of other people like when we give if Urartu dams, video of him feeding almost you'd, be like this. Fuckin bullshit, but younger kids, who are super like in fleet. Are there in its influence easily right? Why they're watching down in the first place, but but those kids going to go to college shit like it's. This is this. This is what it takes to make someone happy right and it's like and it's a dollar. I could do the same thing. Tat, like you could argue, like you, can argue and be like, while David, if you're surprising, with your friend with a car, then film that ship is expensive and a lot of people don't get to do it. But my argument is: if you're gonna go see the homeless Phil

because it shows that you don't need a lot of money and you don't need a surprise. Someone with a car with their mortgage being paid off to make them happy like it shows that, like even these little things you can do can make a positive impact on someone else s, and I guess, if you have like people, go to like hurricanes and stuff. That's that's yet it looks like fuckin, bullshit and, and I'm not, well I'd, probably seventy percent of the time it is fuckin bullshit and the people aren't doing like out of their own heart there just doing it to get the views, but at the same time it's not hurting anybody, that's watching it, no one's watching it and be like fuck man. When a ghost shoot up a bank right now, because I just saw this guy feed almost like it's only you're, only getting good vibes from most likely you I mean, I will end with the other yesterday you're talking about how your parents want you to donate money right, my parents, you want

see mere you wanted to feel their reaction or that which I get my parents want me to donate money too, to charities and it's a lot of money, and I just I don't know if I'm does youngest but what it is, but I just haven't gun. I haven't familiarised my offered any charity where I would be giving that much money to I just I don't know where, where the money would be going right, yeah you you should you should tell him you have your own charities that you're going to let him know right now, mom and dad I'm going to figure it out on my own. Please stop texting me about that. Giving money too. Charity child I'm going to give money to taste and I'll make sure I'll have you have you ever get back here? I'm really sure here. I guess I did. I do to orphanage in Haiti and give a lot of money that how much what's a lot of money but I'm the IRA like a thousand dollars. Fifteen had its ourselves. That's amazing, have you met these kids yet or do you like a picture

no I haven't been able to go to Haiti. We know one alone. We what's his name. I was his name, but he S. Next, our neighbour Syria and he was adopted from near so like our best friends, they adopted a kid from Haiti, so we give money towards their charity how's that its great disease guy came here when you cite three, so he speaks perfect English Dizzy, I say five or six now does that is adopted here. He knows some, if not, can item on the work it is to our parents as three beautiful sisters, Tarzan, gorgeous, wait, sisters and then end and get its awesome and he's a nice kid and super nice kid I was but he'd ever he never got experience like the bad parts of eighty right. I think you do. You think I eagerly I think, just beak and he wasn't like out on the streets, the outgoing drugs and stuff like tat, but he can't he doesn't

Was it an orphanage? So that was the bad part of eighty that he experienced not having I'm. So I'm saying like even like age rise, like he care, remember like cow of how much of a culture shock moving terms echo? It be right, I'm not sure I can't remember anything for hours, five, so my other people can my parents also donated to like a kid overseas, unlike some like. Irish country- and they sat me down on the couch and I swear. I should you not there like we're having another. We have another kid and I was just like. I was just so fucking confused cuz, I'm like okay, like I already had my brother at this point and I'm like what's going on, our kids in the small house and then again we thought it'd be the best tab, arrogant adopt him. Now what they're like we have another kid, and then Show me a picture of this guy he's not coming, but we're going to find him every every month. Money like fucking

few. These great, I love the Russo Heerd Way to explain to me, there's gonna be a child in our family, which allows us to resist the kid. The only the only thing these done at my house. Is he just sits on a refrigerator there's a picture of them? That's it causes he's been inside, arousing easier, dad's going the moons drying of your dad, and this is my Daddy'S- buys spacesuits guys, but one of the most important parts about giving is receiving the best gift of all time and its underwear, but we still give a terrifying love once we just don't want it, but maybe it's not too underwear as a problem. It's a kind of underwear. I know you're doing it add yet you given switch to tone it again. What's getting really We should send underwear to Haiti. I'm let me tell you about me. Andy is the only underwear that makes for an amazing gift about. Why you love me

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satisfaction guaranteed, go to me unease dotcom, slash views. That's me, Andy's dot com, slash views, have you ever been? Have you ever been to have your Benda good Christmas gathering with your family? I've been to all kinds of Costa FEAR, America, so you ve, probably you're, also jewish, which confuses me, and you still had forty four christmases: I'm half jewish and I'm half Christmas, and how does that Christians have Chris about my dad? Was a catholic mom? Is jewish, but he converted the Judaism, which one do you prefer really care for either. Really I mean what which holidays more fun, the actresses more fun. The way mortified every Jew in my arm in my neighborhood would celebrate Christmas sake, his Hanukkah's, eight knights and there's no like Big ending with that and you and your kid celebrate both Hanukkah Christmas. They get both nine nights. Jesus Christ Christmas morning at eight nine, and at its always

during the week and they have school and it's like hell. It's like the can, outside of smash, it doesn't change every night, you see the same prayer book Erika and meaning you get a gift, but on Christmas it's this like building start with the stockings and gives it a little bigger, and it built this like huge, think what story work our Christmas? Can you buy wedge, put your sure back down. It's been out. Your pal he's been out With my belly, its distracting. I took the what to do and trying to hold the conversation with your face and your belly chosen. Keep painting on an urgent for marketing burned out. Ok, it's away, but still, the sleek about just like the pills worried, though boy says since I gotta go wash my hands now. No, but you get your kids nine different presents. Now we get a tunnel gifts, they get their spoil they too much stuff that they don't need.

And then I argue with my ex wife, and I say they already have argued overdrive. Your kids are really spoiled well, you know don't signal say that not spoil you call them. You called your son, a pussy in the last part guest they didn't. We added that out. No, we didn't feel like I'm ok by calling and spoil what they're not spoiled dig the gear grateful for what they have. They have an abundance of stuff that they don't need. Yeah, but they're not spoil do not like which one of your kids is more popular. The girl to say. I always think that why it's gonna be unpopular. But he's not just because, because just keep calling your son I think, he's a loser, but then, like six key chapters birthday party on my ok, I know he's the most bessys the best in the world, but he's just quiet he's not like you know, he's not fucking.

Paul. You know, like Mr Piety the party at all and he's an instrument guy with which in schools actually quieter people here, but it seems that these will light. That's amazing, yeah we go over to the school and, if you liked them as much as the other cases school there. What about your heads tell me why you are I'm in love with my kids eagerly. I think I may have a boy and a girl is. Why is there a way to get a boy and a girl? My neighbour told me have to sleep with your ear bent over and you get a boy, I was also really answer because in fucking with me, I never told you heed and he hovered us three weeks after that, but that's Besides, if for no other way to decide whether you can do because I know I know now known with pregnancies now, you can go to a doctor costs like fifty grand. But you can decide what color the hair is going to be more clearly they're, gonna Billy I and the gender actually you're right. That's that's fucking nuts! Here. How did you find out?

don't be a boy or girl. We, we were blindfolded in Britain to back alley with drug Lord who are here. In it, oh dear, and your bruises spelled out. There was a boy or girl. I know the doctors dislike. The doktor looks unease like ok. I know what it is were you there for your childbirth now? Why? Now, as I think it may be, that you have no, Therefore, both of a busy it's awful. I mean like it's a god I am not a woman. Who is what I mean. I think I've asked you like you. You ve said before this has been the best day of my life and, unlike what about your kids? Well, when they were born in your, like fact, TAT S, it was awful. It was awful. Why withdrew childbirth, ok, so, first of all, you're, like the things odyssey, the things like going to come, so there's like it. It's not commonality soda baby. I guess it doesn't seven ten days we you just like Falk, yes,

do anything canned tuna and then there's the unknown of out even know. What's gonna happen was this fuckin thing comes out, but is not coming anyway, so we're just fuck you just in this. You know midway state Then you're like, as you know, that can be healthy of health. Now fucking crazies, that that, like days before you dont know if the rest of your life is gonna, be tough and like dealing with his medical issues, so stressful and, and not not take anything away from the women. Obviously they had at heart, but you're the man you fucking cant do anything and any doo doo is wrong. I just can imagine a moment listening debates, I mean like no, I understand like you're they out, I'm ass, all like I get it like so the most you can do it Ok, I have the car ready, that's really tough! I knew if I know if I could get it. If I could, I take away the pain I do it, but I do I do most rather be the person going through the and then sitting there watching her through the ok your wife's water broke where so,

we're in the house, and it's broken issues are ok. It's time its size is your first kids. A first gave. Ok, my mother in law was there and we're like we got the keys. Rose to go. My mother, Papua you packed the boreal, quick, like there's no way we have delivered this baby, we're happy in high. You don't deliver the baby Jason this adopted for that I thought I had to do with my mother and I had to get her hair done so he took. Another half hour or used for these areas very she's very into the way she looks amazing. So we laughed about that, though we went to the hospital. It's not straight up screaming when the water breaks now It's like really uncomfortable gonna happen. We gotta go, gives us when you go there, but the legs up and then Tal over there and the doctors like Jonesy do.

See you work and I'm like I don't know. I don't know. If I want to see either to do. Did you look yeah and did you ever look at you? I have to say my I looked at her. The same way but but but with disgust now at, could imagine that being the most terrifying fine seen are human coming out For it it's fucking alien. I mean it's. It's alien like there's a fuckin baby coming out of nowhere like it's not, Is it a plausible when you're my, and did you put out yourself like a scar once the name, his kid Excalibur, because he wants to pull it out himself, but did you pull it out yourself? They imagine. If you had your hand, ok right now and then all of a sudden, like you know, a tiny had gap. Breakneck started to like rise from your hand, remains you'd, be like well. This is

fuckin late night, HBO like movie or something like Twilight Zone gadgets via its just like turns out so anyways. So the baby comes out and oh man, and then it's do. You know it's looks awful and, and you do you cut the umbilical cord. I think I did with what is scissors I encourage you to bite it off. I want my son and I love him use an object, like says, is our neighbour with refreshed up the placenta. After did you hear it how to taste really going to be represented now, like chicken to die for a beggar, any long kebab, what it's like a really long,

bob? They have it over Jonas, no, they they they watched the baby, offer whatever and then, and then he said, is healthy. Just great Falk is awesome and then you're like really happen for a minute and then it's fuckin health for the next three years, the House hell yeah that'll curate. Anyone says it's not easy. How and what a crime? Brazil is the its cries all the time every minute. What are you not rational? You can't do anything. Can you turn off? You cannot of. What do you mean kind of like why it had come. He had like gas problems, whatever the also you it was. You know you have to fuck and burdensome all the time it was, and then the second maybe there's a c section, and that was Jesus Christ s when they cut the Bali apart right. Yeah so, like I said not to make this to grim, but good luck when you, unless you have kids after accuracy sections. The best thing is to cover up with an ugly Christmas sweater, especially for this time of year. If you are bragging rights for the most

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Our code views interesting. The way our relationship is. I had like a friend like you in high school, our beautiful beautiful guy. He was. He was actually good. Looking warm hands great hotter, not good smug yards Maisie. I had a bunch of friends in high school that worked. There were like he kind of the popular kids in the high school cause. They were all about in a hurry and I'm hidden the popular but I am a guide. Jack is calling our manager is having a holiday party tonight and we're we're making him Mummy and he's bothering us it. He is texted me ten fucking times Jack. If your list into the shit you take. A percentage of the pod cares, like you make nearly as much as I do on this fucking show and you're like wired

here, Jack, that's a fun fact jack, our manager migs. I think what thirteen percent off this by gas yeah and that's, how I make thirty that's very close to a Jason, makes and somehow my mind it's the same. He makes fifteen percent now he makes fifteen percent of our hundred percent oh shit. So that means that he probably make things more. He probably more than you do probably, and he doesn't sit here, no seriously, you're, better method. I am ok. Ok, you make seventy percent now, I'm sixty now like seventy of this Parker Sixty forty live shows. Seventy four is this: this is seventy thirty year, but we need to renegotiate its unfair Ok, I'm kidding. Seventy percent occur every time. We talk about tweets people go wild David. Get seventy percent doesnt fucking guises had a cookie crumble

we're. Sorry, I would love to give Jason fifty percent, but we can't because Why can't we forget, as I do the math, ok, so seventy percent- I get seventy percent to fifteen percent of your seventy percent. Let's, let's see the Pakistanis in ten thousand, doesn't bringing that lets say it brings in two thousand dollars a week. Ok, it's probably by what will make So brings us embracing a thousand hours for easier jackets. Fifteen hundred dollars of that occurs in dollars so Hunter for two hours of sorry. He gets a hundred fifty dollars of that allows. Dollars. Our noble Europe's I make three hundred thousand dollars. Yeah he's he makes a hundred fifty the Algiers. I still to pay Jack. No I do want to understand what I'm saying. Maybe he gets fifteen percent of three hours so loudly Now I make like I walk over like to fifteen, bottom line is her manage makes a lot of money

calling us the Guerrillas Holiday party right now, when we record in the pot care to make him a lot of my makes it a great deal jack you. You are really my corner on this one haven't fucking, October, your holiday part during her address, or continue the story about your friend. I had a friend in high school, your modem, you lot of you, like. I had friends in high school, that you could say that the popular kids school and I was like friends with them, but they didn't fuck. Like me, you don't mean biggest. Me around cause. I was no easy to pick they liked you, but you are just the bottom of the barrel. I was the bottom of the barrel. Yeah! That's that's a fund to be a lot too is because you can shoot up a lot. You I mean it's like being a big you tube her like when yours all you to burn. You can make fine of all the big you tubers, but when you're the at the top of the of the food chain,

many years, picking on the little guys my schools in work, I let's go is the biggest picked out? Ok, so you were shut up in daily. We should analyse. Why do we ve talked about this to you? Are these to call you wedge, which is due backwards? call Miju wedge? I was only jewish kitten in school. Whatever really didn't really bother me because I didn't. I envisage religion, whatever I still don't know what the difference between a Jew and irregular person. I don't. I can imagine my guide, I don't understand there, isn't no, but I dont understand where it was likely of horns underneath are now saying like I don't I don't understand how, like it was ever distinguished out that guy's a too you I mean yeah, I, whether we ve talked about this too. I just don't get it. I get a coup, really only doing school, so you're, the only white guy Why is celebrating Hanukkah like I just don't get it. I think. That's why

was ok was because I was awake. I am back back in the day. Was a lot worse right, sir. More I don't know when you were born or when you know, if there is. You demand this. The civil war chasing Positano, forty four years from now, nineteen twenties fucking love. If you die first I'll, fucking love. I feel happy all our tie. The story about using a vacuum loser the campaign to be that. Yes, we heard it's awful, I got. No, you got no! No it's all I needed diverse. I go Tom Historic, XO anyways there is this gave. His name was Pat Taylor, while a great now everybody knows: ok, Matt. Sailor man, I was mad. Naylor inhaler anyways it so he just did tormented me, but he was my friend also. He just made life really fucking difficult for no reason kind like what you do to me like, for instance, one time he put like human shit in my mother's underwear, drawer, holy fuck

Yeah, a human shit yeah and my mom was so nice Uzbek. It's ok, it's no problem, because I was new to the town you I want you to have friends, aw Jesus Christ. They like paper, I like Varden. So then I went, and so I would This new town I can enone but in their employees, fought because no, unlike many, that is not how you gonna make friends at this new town sounds like. I just do my best whatever, so my mom would invite all over and you can do as we have got the best house right. But in the meantime, Pat Taylor Like copied the key. The apartment did the site: I've fucked, a girl in the apartment and whose apartment in my mama my when I live in an apartment in your mother's, a party I like she came home and he was in there with a girl like you finally to have shit yeah.

He made a key. You are friends with these guys know. These are my friends. These are like my close friends like to say, like there were people in their group that didn't that we're like nice, that wouldn't fuck with me like dad or something but like there were a couple that we're just psych. There is out of their fuckin mine, one time my mother's boyfriend. He will copies of this red stripe robe and he drank alive, and he is, I always hung over every morning he was a good drunk assisting in the kitchen table and he's a he reaches from the pocket in his robe increases in their he's pulls out an egg egg. Is this like what the fuck is ensued. Re rain isn't there's a goddamn egg in my fuckin rope she's, like I don't know, Ginea DNA can you rope was to put it so he'd come over who just douche.

You have sex, he'd, have sex in your apartment and then spread out doesn't need. A dozen eggs around the house for your parents to five yea, we just do crazy shit like that, and then his dad was afoot coach and one tat fox this. This is TAT Taylor here. This is patent, like only like. Was he a quarterback? Now he wasn't. He wasn't good sports, which I think that's why it was good its push. It wasn't for you in play football which emphasise dad fastened to a mountain and analyse the great. I was excited. Did you you? Ok? I know the exact relationship you why it makes sense that just like I've, I had a relationship people to tell me, and I actually know nobody totally. I get it like. I I've I've seen this like I've seen it movies. It's like you wanted almost like it's like almost like one of victim falls in love with its like accuser, sure, a star.

In Stockholm so dramatically who, as is almost like, that, are not as extreme China like you. Can I do like the guy, Maybe it actually is exactly stuck on Dr Stockholm syndrome with you, I, like you. I didn't like pan out Oh no! No, no you're, not that awful, but but I was where I was how do the shit you and record any of it so uses Mozilla Geeks units per km, evil, yeah who's, this evil, and that's how you Take animal is the worst thing that anybody due to an ice for the worse thing anyone did Fuck one time Pat Taylor came over with his mother station wagon, you notice station wagon is yeah, it's like before they had suvs. It's like a big car car that would just like about the bag. They were like driving in the car and they are the clock on job. I'm really sorry, I tell you straight yeah. They jumped to disseminate breaks and I got her pretty bad too. That's fucking its little

fuck you like eighties newly what has happened I don't know, I don't remember David, I blocked at all animals in terrorize that much in high school. I told you about my coach I turn into a comedian earliest half of one year. You have a terrible story of nice girls, I don't the guys. I would call me Justin Bieber on a school bus and would ruin my day, but that a russian kid the other Russia carefully sure. Why do we go visit him and shoot him for the law? I just shoot him shoot him with a guide of log about with a guy hammer kicks. Now I mean the keys which is visiting my breakdown. We owe me now I would like to pass on it. Was it wasn't that bad? I I will say that I have never been like you know. Officially, like really hurt So the point where I like, I can't go to school like another, is

where they couldn't even show up to school cuz. They were like fuck this not at my school, but I've heard stories. Sure- and I mean that that's the closest I've gone to it guys we have to go soon. Cuz, I'm manager keeps blowing up the phone. I don't know, I don't know. What's what's going on with them? He really, MRS, as that is how they party shut out to you, Jack Reed. It's the first year. Is companies been together, yeah, congratulations, see these big lineal, our team. It he's making a lot of fuckin money is just like David. You Jason, I think, a lot of money, therefore channels. Now I mean he has a bunch of clients he he takes care of all ass, he does is very, very good. He gets us lotta jobs is varies very good. He's these keys go to guy when it comes to the whole crew. The fury of european social media he's the guy to go to, and now we have to go. His party and pear respects and take him for all the jobs he's gotten us, but before I leave you guys, I have to let you know Heller Fresh is a mere kit delivery service that chops plans and delivers your feet.

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