A representative from the University of What It Is calls the station to find a missing colleague. Plus, an update on the cats, the Barista Cultural Fair, and corrections.
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well go to night. I received a call today from a doctor, Sylvia Kigali, who entered
whose herself, as working at the youth,
versatility of what it is
I told her. I had never heard of that particular learning institution actually,
the name led to a comedic back and forth what what is what it is
the university is what no no
of what it is.
And so on
but eventually I accorded heard the usual treatment of any academic person of importance, which
the bellowing lecture about the dangers of education, followed by a tense suspicious silent.
Taking advantage of that silence, she jumped in annex
I think that the university of what it means
concerned about one of their faculty members who had
taken: a sabbatical to investigate some, probably
fantastical rumours about a strange town in the desert and then had
I told her that I didn't know of any strange towns. Just the pleasant burg. We call home well, she said I'll, keep trying tat if you
from a scientist going by the name of Carlos, please. Let us know.
As you can imagine this nurse. I mean
all sorts of noises when she said that. But
She had already hung up and left no cold,
Jen merely but not quite swept away,
storm with a shiver ring human figure, often the distance again and again nearly but not quite swept away by the pounding. Sir, I think that's it.
Area code, blight, Idaho, I don't
these things memorized
more on this, as I agree
simply the investigation.
Oh it's time again for one of our audiences most requested segments. I assume I've never actually asked, but
I can't imagine anyone having a different perspective from my own, so I assume this is what listeners are most focused on its time to check.
Back in with caution and his floating kittens call Shack the cat floating exactly
or feet off the ground in the men's room here at the station
and doing great nothing
the report is a healthy kitty,
going through his third moulting of the year and his fur cusp is as Ray
the end and sticky, as any cats has ever been, he loves to be petted and the petting
completely survivable with the correct antibiotics. He's kittens are, of course,
also floating in fixed locations. In the same bathroom
and are being cared for by their various owners,
Larry Leroy out on the edge of town has especially taken after one of the kittens
who he has named confusingly
Oh Larry, Leroy is just the best Larry Leroy said in what was either an expression of affection or extreme egotism, either way he's being a great
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The bathroom, where most places have a sign saying employees must wash hands
carved land of the free directly
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even now sink in their back out.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
I received another call from Doktor K, Ali
before she even spoke. I told her that I in fact knew a Carlos and
explained in a completely
businesslike and journalistic tone, the tenor
of our relationship
This is their she said.
She didn't put a question at the end of it.
So maybe she was just saying Carlos.
In case she told
This was surprising.
At the university of what it is
Send someone right away to see why there faculty member had never made it home. I said
He never mentioned a university to me
and she said do
ever dare to speak of higher education to the ones we love
which is a valid point,
education is sought J, scary
four billion subject that you would
you're, a fool to mention it out loud
gave Carlos or this lapse, or I will
it is. I can get him on the phone. Carlos call me.
In the meantime,
I'll, let you know what happens when the folks from the university of what it is come by,
and now the community
On Monday, the berries of night veil or inviting everyone in town to come to the barrister district.
The annual borri stuff Cultural, fair
where they will be performing. Traditional barrister, dances like the twice dip
the mustache snort
and serving traditional Maurice the foods like lemon
poppy seed, scones.
There will be a showing of barrister, themed movies like jaws and jaws too.
Tuesday is a day for trying to find what you ve lost. Tear through your house dress in clothes. You haven't worn, look up, Ryan,
that Bodo Tuesday.
And try to get them to turn out differently. You will get
her through your house. Dress.
Clothes you haven't worn and ears reenact situations from your childhood and try to get them to turn out differently. You
we'll get it all back. You will
finally have lost nothing. It's all possible and it's all healthy.
Wednesday he's a secret
Has been badly cap, thirsty,
is a day of
or you get it,
he did to all the people who will happen to die on that Thursday.
The city council would like us all to take a moment and think
The many many
people who will just happen to die within that particular for
Were unrelated reasons, and I
not too no coherent picture of human existence. Please
the time within your life,
to mourn. Those who will by complete chance begone unless
u turn out to be one of those people, in which case hey
You're off the hook and all this tedious, three stuff.
Friday is a plan that has been poorly thought through.
Saturday is absolutely nothing. You should be worried about
say hulking, buzzing figures hiding in all of our attics estate.
The issue today, thus revealing to us for the first time, their existence
it is a lie that
This has been the community calendar
a key euro who runs the only pawn shop in town
For some reason is named, Lucinda does Pawn shop and
today that she is having a sail on ideas about time.
People keep coming by importing their ideas about time. Jackie told us,
and a verse in confidence, never knowing that it was going to end up on the radio and, like I dont, want it
them down because it looks like they need the money but dude
How many ideas about time am I supposed to keep
None of these ideas make any sense anyway. So if
We're looking for a gently used idea about time or perhaps.
You pond your own idea about time and are now able to retrieve it there.
Get on down to the cinders Pawn shop and talked to Jackie
dont know where her pawn shop is. Don't worry
when you need it, then then
You will know.
They could pick up was the stamping of our feet as we systematically destroyed. All of our position.
Small bat wildly around the studio knock.
Our microphone onto the ground until all they could pick up, was the stamping of our feet.
As we systematically destroyed all of our possessions in a misguided attempt to make the world better,
and our cells more happy after that. We,
Mistakenly referred to Trish hedge as the assistant deputy,
to the mayor when she is, in fact the deputy assistant to the mayor. We deeply regret this error. This has been corrections.
Still haven't heard from Carlos.
The representatives from the university of what it is arrived
they are be suited and be hatted.
And be a number of other things. Besides, they move
in a group of three led by
Turkey Ali herself looking at
everything and everyone they encounter with a critical eye and what looks like a sneer but could just be
the natural set of their faces. I rush
out to meet these people? That could perhaps tell me something that I dont know about the love of my life. Only
to find that law,
with their recent victory over the carnival night veil citizens had cornered the staff members from the university of what it is shouting and waving household items like sticks and police buttons
Interloper they cry
they told me there was a word that meant good interloper.
No, I said well, yes, I said
because they were interlopers but good, interlopers,
there was a word that meant good. Interloper
Doktor K did not seem afraid of the crowd chicken,
Did the naval residents before her and patted the air in a play, motion and
By the way did you know that
a term for a group of citizens is
English languages so funny. The doctors
palm demeanor did not transferred to the mob around her. They howled and jeered, say
things like remember that carnival. Let's do that again enchanting pop
slogans like heard outside hers. I
more than any one know that not all outsiders are bad.
Most outsiders are outside outsiders,
but some outsiders are great the best my favorite
and these outsiders know about that outsider.
to the mob because
The moment I began speaking my relationship to them was one in which they were hearing me. I said please let us proceed,
with caution and empathy.
Never tried it before maybe it'll work,
but the mob was beyond hearing
and they continued their advance
for the first time I looked out at the basis of my fellow citizens and solve them not as friends and companions, but as a dangerous combination of suppression
So I did the only thing that I could think to do in that moment. If you will,
listen, I said
And I will make you listen, I will
you all listen.
Do the weather.
So I guess,
while the crowd
distracted by the sudden, whether I was able to fly down,
a passing sheriff secret police helicopter, which was conducting routine surveillance operations, Jost overhead
I explained to the officers inside all
of whom were wearing loose fitting gowns and Richard Nixon masks.
That I was in need of a lift to the radio station for important community reasons they did,
but they also did not do anything else. So I hustle
the representatives from the university of what it is on to the craft, and we left
Hostile mob listening,
docilely below us. Please tell me everything
Was how I casually started the conversation with Doktor K Ali she blinked.
That would take a long time- and I feel like much of it- would be things you already know she said continuing or
states tying shoes operating your own tongue feeling and secure and other things you would know these things already. I clarified that I meant every
about Carlos and her university, and this is what she said.
As we hammered our way across the sky,
She actually shouted it
He heard over the Rogers, so this is what she shouted
She shouted that shit.
This from the university of what it is and that
They have been looking for some time for a faculty.
Member named Carlos who is a professed,
has been missing for decades and they
we're getting very worried. They had no,
choice but to hire a new professor of science, but it isn't going well because the guy
they hired as a new media artist in
stayed in collage as it intersects with social media, and he isn't
even sure what science is they
why they hired that guy.
It had somehow made sense when they did it
She told me in a quieter
Voice once we had landed near the safety of the station
and had decided that the share of secret police were not going to prevent us from leaving the helicopter. She told me that if
This is how our town treats outsiders.
Carlos, is in more danger than she thought
I told her that Carlos was entreated that way that he was,
well loved by everyone and
Specially loved by someone,
and she said sure sure.
But you didn't sound like she believed it.
And then she said that there was much she needed to do, but that they were
make sure Carlos found his way to safety, and they,
looking forward to him taking back over the one class they have on science, big,
the new media artist. Guy, is really messing it up. He said
He had to go, but gay
me her card in.
I ever wanted to get in touch with her.
I imagine that I
send it Lee will.
So there it is
So many questions so many
a possible answers and
the title of that much beloved picture book classic.
How many lives.
Listeners I do now.
I know everything about Carlos and he does not tell me everything that is ok
We are not one person
how lonely that would be a couple who has made themselves one so completely
but they are once again alone
we are too
people separate, unique?
And joined only where we choose to join.
I dont know what is his affiliation truly to the university of what it is. Perhaps I will never know, but I
know about the taste of food he has made me or the fee
killing of his hand and mine or the.
his hand not
I can feel the distance between us and
I can know that that distance
distance at all.
Still, I think I'll go.
Doktor K Ali's card handy.
Just in case, I ever need her or
she knows and that time may come.
Certainly so many other times. I never even thought possible have come before it stated
Next re loss of words, an option,
of silence some
noise, some noise and then perhaps.
And then perhaps meaning with night night, there good night.
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