An athletic scandal threatens the annual Night Vale High School Homecoming Game. Plus, a seismological update and a new cooking segment with an old friend.
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You night, it's that time of year again listeners this
Friday night is night veil high schools home. Come
I'm not much of a sports fan, but this is the one game. I truly care about.
All of the night veil high alumni come together for it, everyone,
current students or more
its long dead, future students who aren't born. Yet it's the one night. We can see our loved ones who have been lost, who time and mortality
the dead alumni come out at half time and we all get to visit with them, while the marching bands goes spear hunting for dinner. Ah, I can't
to see my late mother again this Friday night, especially
dry. I found those old Cosette tapes. Last all I have said
many questions, important questions
and with Carlos out of town, I've gotten kind of isolated
a little hermit like lately.
I need to get out
This year's homecoming means more to me than ever.
We're playing be read: Mesa High school aunt carpenters who were dreadful last year. So should be a fun night and a big win for our team team. It's a football
a team right, a basis.
What club a soccer
a key murder, a football team? Yes, that's it team
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this just in
There's news breaking of a possible scandal involving one of the night veil football players, senior running back my leg, Herrera
according to an investigative report by Leon Heart of the night Veil Daily Journal. Herrera doesn't actually exist, lackeys right there when you look at him and he plays in a team of other players, so it would make more sense for him to be there than not bought heart clay.
In her report that the all district running back is in fact completely fabricated.
Anonymous sources say that Herrera is collectively imagined by the night Veil high School fan base.
A shared dream in the form of a boy who won the district, rushing title the past two years and was freshmen of the year three seasons ago.
Red. Mesa is threatening to cancel this.
Friday's game. If night bail does not bench. Herrera, citing district League rule twelve article six that states all players must be real. People, don't not be
He person, ok, the rule,
because if you're not really real man, I'm mad, just thinking about it,
night veil high school head coach Nasser I'll you he said they will not bench. Any player unto lay
investigation is performed, which can't happen until Tuesday May.
Monday at the earliest coach
I'll Luigi, then concluded the statement by removing his goat horned head bees and comically large sunglasses revealing
how to use of cat eyes on his. I live
rapporteur. Shouted night bail,
There is no game,
there's no homecoming. If there's no homecoming, we will miss the one chance we have this year to see our lost loved ones.
I will miss the chance to talk to my mother, the see
of my friends who get out were once and
not feel so lonely. We will.
Not have our biggest knight of the year to come together as a community. I hope this scandal
It is not true, and if it is that it doesn't, you know, ruin anything
Well, there is at least one old friend I'll get to see. Listener
I'm so excited for this next segment. My old friend Earl Harlem,
is in the studio today Earl
is the new suit chef at night fails hottest restaurant tourniquet
and easier to teach us a simple and delicious dessert recipe. Welcome Earl,
it's good to see you again. Cecil it's been a long time
many of you listening may not know this, but early I grew up together. We fell
touch for a while.
Then he was taken to another world during a boy
gal ceremony, but I
recently saw his name in the news releases about tourniquet. We were very close friends. We were Earl. What
bend after high school. I completely
lost track of you. Well, I
and then I was nineteen for a long time. I don't even know how long I was nineteen for longer than I can
who met and then one day I was suddenly a grown up at a kidney house in a job
some of us mature early, some of us, mature late itself
you had plenty of youth left to live after high school and you just came to adulthood later,
Cecil limit that literally I will
literally nineteen, for I think it was decades.
Maybe century or more. I dont know exactly how long Cecil
We graduated the same year, right yeah, of course,
I remember our graduation party weeds,
I think an entire case of warm orange milk and told dirty Joe
about the moon until we were
frightened off by the sunrise. What year was that Cecil? What year did we graduate.
You don't remember, do you see some so tell us about your recipe? Earl, ok, sure thing tiramisu
Is a popular deserted many restaurants, especially tourniquet, but few people
we'll make it at home
who wants to hear how easy it is and how delicious chef masons recipe is they'll want to make
all the time they all
want to never stop making Tiramisu
sounds never stop making it they'll lose their minds, making it Cecil. So why
do you have here? Why.
Will. Our listeners indeed
well, then it would should have most of these ingredients already at home corral.
Of pre made coffee, six eggs a go ahead:
separate them into wakes and yokes, but make
church, remove organs, teeth and other debris. Salt, two tablespoons of Cocoa
one third cup of sugar, two cups of Moscow
which is a kind of fish, a package of
Luton, free lady finger cookies, two ounces,
Dark run and
F, Masons special, culinary touch one
half cups of ground nutmeg, who I do love nutmeg. Oh it's been.
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can buy deviant, nutmeg most supermarkets, but in case
grinding, fresh at home, makes
to remove the thick vain running up the nutmeg spine after you kill and clean the animal. To start just whiskey
oaks and one quarter cup of sugar in one bowl and then work in the March Capone. Then, in a separate people you want to mix the egg white
a pinch of salt and the remaining sugar. Until firm, like this
looks easy? It is mixed that into the first ball and add the
coffee and the rum then dip the cookies,
into the mixture
lay them into a baking dish cover with
ground. Nutmeg and oh dear
feel so silly saying this, but there is
oh oven here. I brought a profession
chef to do a recipe on my show, and I don't even have a working kitchen, relax Cecil. We wouldn't have
time to completely cook a tier assume on the air it takes out,
where's of slow baking in an earth oven. I already
brought a finished tiramisu are all how sweet
the view of all this
well thanks for
To share it with the staff, be care
It is quite poisonous. Oh yes, of course, wealth
for coming on the show and can
regulations on the huge success of tourniquet. I hope
to get a reservation there soon. Will you
come on the show again with more tasty recipes. Maybe we can
make this a regular cooking feature? I'd love to see, so I think we really have
something hear me
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Terrible news, listeners just
terrible news red Mesa High school has pulled off Friday Nights game.
There will be no homecoming.
The campers in our visa that had started to fill up the night Veil Stadium parking lot,
have begun to file out
leak. Herrera, the running back, accused of a false existence, apologized for not being more transparent,
for letting down his school and community night.
They'll school board, ores,
the teams hand by suspending Herrera for his corporeal unreality bud.
It was too late. The gay
had already been forfeited
her home coming is no more. I had.
I had so much I wanted to say to my mother
I imagine all of you had so much. You wanted to say to your lost loved ones too.
To each other
Imagine all that could have been, and all that is now lost
biggest community event to be here is gone. Perhaps because we imagined
too much and to make things
A dangerous storm front is moving right now into night veil. You sure
seek shelter immediately from the eminent rain
and as a duty of public safety. I must take you now.
To the weather
when they say that they might be safe stars card for the months of settlements. Pushing can make you push the cause of the line for, like a Briton caused. How has this contentious gets? This gotta say are found within the time. One among the following months had at tat time. Less remained, for his last decided me in mind was controversial. Greater was within the same was largely for must have run up against. The council has given us authorities like how brave men and almost nothing right through to never spreads in November vexing, when I'm learning life's lessons regressive upward to steady lifting the Boston signal over one. That is not where the brain dead festival to say. No, I don't blame rising to come and live with a pack of wolves command among the sovereign swords. The ready for a generation, but they have already agreed, is tools of free expression and education. Will you kiss I was worried because the ring, and so on, the devil has given us authorities through never noticed how bravely through what happens, to a dream that doesn't leave. This seems a bit forth to the next man who had the best hand played his cards right now. We have enough what used to be you next plane night sittings? Yes glance, why don't we just one month? That's what I mean is continuous strenuous, but it is also one take no phase on. Sometimes these off tomorrow, our whole row depressing to lump seated on Mount throw in these icy rain. Rhymes begin twined dislike for my last strange, and I ran someone negatively interceptor, always asked where the council has given us a party like how they never noticed nothing, nothing.
five days night veil, since that whether report began,
it was a historically massive storm and we now
did the ongoing whether a coverage, I hope,
you are all ok, I'm looking at some of you right
How would you seem just fine so who that's good news? Sadly,
The homecoming game remained cancelled league of it
tools conducted an investigation into Molly carers, reality and determined. He was indeed not real.
They said he was tangible. They could
de la body. When they touched him,
they could hear a voice when they spoke with him
they could see a boy when they looked at him but read.
Lisa coaching staff presented as evidence a photograph of
many galaxies of our universe, and
after viewing this league official,
determined that Herrera was too immeasurably
small to be considered real
go gialluta he'd argued that it is unfair to discriminate against some one based on there.
Reality just because
one does not exist,
does not mean they do not deserve equal rights, equal pursuit of happiness.
Even if our mood you heed and her appeal holds up in the league, it can't bring back the homecoming. We did not get to have
we did not get to see our dead friends and relatives this year night fail. We had unanswered questions we had
fulfilled field hugs, we had unacknowledged
I miss use. We did not get it.
Cry that night
the way we wanted to cry that night night fail the way
that perhaps we want to cry every night and even
there had been a game, the right,
in from the weekend was so monstrous and so intense
let it would have been postponed anyway.
It would have been no half time in that daily fight.
In spite of all this coach,
mood, you he'd call the path rallied last right in
Europe's support for Molly Correira this
as any time is when we should join as a town despite the game. That never was.
Students and alumni on
Fortunately, only those still living met that
in a rainy parking lot.
In the well lit shadow of an empty football stadium, and we told stories
Inez Cordova told me about her son, who is
not to walk.
Teddy Williams told me he finally rolled a four hundred and bowling
Wilson Levy and Amber key me whispered the story of their vacation too loose narc last spring. I
my friend Diane, created about Carlos,
and how much I miss him, but help
I am of the great work he is doing.
I'm dyin introduce me to wear Son Josh, who is
a monarch, butterfly.
And later, when I saw him
He was a motorbike,
he's a sweet kid that Josh
Everyone was sad and
Everything was perfect.
We stay late into the night under the Fluorescent corona up the bleachers eating damp
Airbus Q wearing our orange pon shows in telling those tales we wanted to tell to those loved ones who have left us
telling them instead to those who we currently
or may eventually love fears
were hardly noticeable on our range street cheeks. By the time we set our good bye, good bye. We all said you too. We all reply,
Oh let's stay in touch we
added with wildly varying levels of intention
before getting into my car
I saw a leak. Herrera
standing alone, wearing a pool all uniform, shoulder paths.
Me. Spikes and
I told him he'll be playing again soon and we,
all want his size, even though he's just a few
many of our collective unconscious. He said
I don't even like football, sir, you said he likes
painting and found
poetry. I told him.
Could be an artist if he wanted only
The town imagines that for me he said ah well
you're, a real roper
told him just a trooper, he said,
I'm not real, I gotta get to practice now Mister Palmer.
And he put on his helmet and jogged away what
It's too, I am. I called out
already vanished into the unrelenting storm
it should read sir. He called.
Faintly. In my mind, I fell asleep easily that
I dreamed of sun being with COD
Close again of a light
that was not a lighthouse.
Of a world. That is not anything
At all, perhaps
a dream of things. Yet to come.
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