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Amber Preston / J-L Cauvin

2020-06-18 | 🔗

It's been five years since President Obama joined Marc in the garage and WTF is marking the occasion not with Donald Trump, but with comedian J-L Cauvin, who talks to Marc about his Trump impression going viral and reinvigorating his standup career. Then Marc talks with comic Amber Preston who, like J-L, held down a day job in Corporate America while her career in comedy took shape. Amber and Marc talk about North Dakota, Scandinavians, having Dead Head parents, and trying to shake her Fargo mindset of rule-following and passive aggression.

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porch and pretend likings things: ok, but monkeys, evidently winding down like I I just urge you earlier today before I recorded this, I got there is kind of like dashing himself in and we're place not Good sign. But I got him out and he got on my chest and you just wait there and I literally cry and told my cat, I loved him, and that we have a lot of good memories and we do that's the fucked up thing. Man by the way Amber Preston The median who were I met in the MID West. I believe in Minneapolis used to open for me here and there will be on the show, also J, L, Co Van who does he pretty startlingly funny even possible trump impression, I talked to him for a fee. The minutes as well, but it
it's. It's strange. You know it's not that I have, I guess, a lot of people, pictures of there, children growing up in I've pictures of my cap and not really growing up, but I, but I through. So many different lives I've been through so many lives, and- I got these cats in in two thousand and four. Right in the summer, so the the original crew, the five idea, the to the fond and monkey yeah having this amazing life and being out here. But I've been what monkeys been through with me, is insane. I can mark the time with monkey, I know when we, when I find they brought him back. I got into the House in Ireland Park in LOS Angeles. And I remember, like I left in there now to go back to New York and I was married to mission at the time she couldn't find monkey and then it early just stuck his head out of the the chimney vent
climbed up in there, but I can mark. The times in my life he's been with me for sixteen years the hard time marking the times. In my life with people, I've been with their relationships. I've had her or phase It's in your four levels of depression, break up insanity. A monkey was there, he was there. I don't want to do a premature obituary, I'm just trying to steal myself again. Steel myself. I connected with him. He felt the law, It's a fucking cat. I now, but it's late midst monkeys to fail favour one. And just realising that the the things that I really let myself love in a very deep way. Maybe ever Yeah, I'm going to lose your fairly close to each other, Maybe some miracle happen, a monkey persist and keep living bat. An exact and weird he's, fucking oldest fuck drink a lot of water, he still eating, he still purring.
He still coming around he'll taken his medicine go into the bath, It's not thrown up no diarrhea, fuck, I don't know I don't know. I just know you drinking water and he's looking a little lupi. Looking skinny, but that's the thing man so I he doesn't know it, but I know it. I can look at my life with that cat he's been do all of it. I just remember when I was so sad. I had to go back to New York to take the job to end the divorce, to get the money to stop the hemorrhaging. How is devastated man that was devastating in this is devastating one am in now. I guess somehow may be prepared me. You know me taking all these risks by not staying people were making the compromises necessary or being a fuckin asshole just how
in a tragic thing happen. I guess. Somewhat. I've been through some shit. It seems this life now that guy By just remember, I didn't know what to do at home New York. I was lonely actually loaded monkey up and brought him back. Europe may well find you here with some other cats fat, Actually in Boomer I took my go back and me monkey did like a year New York together and came back like TAT. Was there They can. I have with this fucking cat. And I guess you hang on. I'm hang it on. I you know. It's like a really is something. This grief, business that sort of the fear of forgetting his powerful I'd have take. Upon myself, I have Linz jacket and had in boots serve near the door.
And I don't I finish- Joan Didion Book by the way people recommend books and again people have been great still being great. Lotta goes out to Tom sharply SAM website, Jerry STAR Brand Mcdonald. People than shone out for me, Steve, Danziger, Mikhail a Watkins, in the current given shout out to the people there, stopping you from falling into a pit of fuckin darkness self. Pity may be avoided the self pity a woman Austin, whose psychotherapist Stephanie She said the Joan Didion practised. There is a difference between Adam. I dont know. I read this in the book, but there's a differ Between self pity and of sorrow. The book is great
the year of magical thinking. I'm happy. I read it. I don't know, I read it too soon or not. But I guess the point is to keep her in my heart. From my my ever jacket. There now walk and sometimes I just touch it and then I'll get a flat. I should not look at the had now get a flash of her being in those things and her face in her energy. And that moment oh fuck, this man, this wow someday stop crying in front of my neighbours. I went over to dance house. Had a socially distance will cook out their Dan. From gimme records, his wife Jen, the acupuncture, the needle lady
Just sit around out back was in the records. Nice food bears a fucking thing looked folks. I still need. We are a little bit of a reality check. Sometimes I got Erin. I brought some pickled onions and I made, and you know it was still light out, and everyone showed up and came and we ate we talk for a couple of hours. It got dark out and again I too ass ours in the bathroom. And Yos emotional conversation, some light conversations, but it's nice to hang out with people their good people, everyone's good folks,. I go into the house, go the bathroom and I worked in the my fuckin sunglasses. I mean I was sitting there in the dark, with four people they know pretty well out, where's wearing my fuckin sunglasses. Now I get it. I guess. Thinking like I guess he really sad or this is this thing now, and this is how we grew if you would like
like if I were sitting. Would we be like? What's this affected fuck doing a giddy sad, but I mean you're, my friend Take your glasses of no one said nothing and I wanted am I briefly guy, I'm some sort it s all, no one Tell me I'm wearing sunglasses for the last three hours I didn't know I mean it's not really on them, but it's interesting how people? I guess that politeness. What were they afraid of? I guess like I, have said up the American the two Sandia here for your father nighttime way go fuck, you Duff. Madame sad fuckin sad. I guess that's what they're afraid of death do you know deranged? Where sunglasses dark now look man, mice, Crying from may I want to show him not just an idiot old man denied sunglasses grief is twisted me up.
Wisdom me up, make me look like a pompous, whoever he back Night, weren't, sunglasses. So look I it's been it'll be five years actually, tomorrow June nineteenth that I spoke to them. President Barack Obama, incredible conversation which is always available at devotee of pod dot com Ran stature premium wherever I now five years later and had no ok, we're it definitely. Not having done Tromp on the show that it happened, though there, the secret agreement, not so secret. I'm telling you. Between Brandon, an eye that, if, because we don't we do politicians, but we do president's. We would have to. Indulge him if I, if he were to play
The same rules at the Brok Obama did President Barack Obama, but he will not. So I so this guy. Maybe you ve seen em on twitter jail, Calvin. And he doesn't look like trumpet anyway, as really put only make up other than it had occasionally, but he does a fucking. Great Trump, and sometimes he'll, riff out as Trump. And I just can't kills me. Like, for instance, hears of a little bit of their him doing Trump happier states a beautiful day. We love earth, it sets a great planet and we're taking unbelievable care because, as you know, I want the clean. Air and the strongest, cleanest water. Such there important day and were doing great things for the environment and a lot more than anybody else is done, should believe they were doing
more than you ever did. I can tell you that I can tell you that much but Am I a fan of mother nature? Now no mother, nature, as you know, is a very nasty woman. Ok, mother business. We like we like mother business, she's, drugs you as the stiletto eels. We love the still arrows, very powerful, very sleek, very sexy mother business, but mother, nature is like gonna dumping ok and she's. Very nasty she's, always saying very very little anti trump things. Ok, so no! We don't like mother Nature, that was the jail cover. Doing our current fucking mayor of a president. And I want to talk him of it because he's been doing comedy. While we can listen to us pod gas, which is called, pod casts great again I knew I will with his trunk material. It's called fireside craps, the deuce. The available now
it turns Amazon, An dad swung do get a sense of who he is so. This is me enough talking a Jay, I'll Kovacs, how they're gonna name is that France, my father, was station, my mother was irish. That's why I look the way I do here so what have you been doing this a lot of places? the impression I ve been doing like in twenty sixteen, I hadda also private gates, and I was closing my sets with it like sand of clubs yeah. But then just basin was relegated to sort of Youtube. It never took off the Erika thought it should have everybody. I seem to have a trunk that was tasting up here and then you know the guy I'll work also has an attorney, and I was home working from on board and I've been doing tat pleased trot videos on my phone, other voices
good. I know I have it down and I figure now, let's see how these girl and a couple got your temper thousand views on twitter, which is nice, but it's not like it doesnt. Margaret had won a month and a half ago get seven In views and that sort of totally shifted sort of my online presence, and thinking, my career was basically over I'm now. Ok, I think I might have just got the career again. You think so you're an attorney yeah. Aye, aye, sir, do instead of in law school and you guys and three men were. Four days office work for a firm got laid off in oh nine during the financial crisis and sort of feature full time for like four, yes MA am he disappeared and then I had to go back to doing part time legal work as I hadn't, given our idea of what you ve got a breakthrough at some point. I do not remember I've done like the last internet viral thing I had. I did an impression of
we see k without you, I dressed as Louie yeah Oh yeah, yeah, member, that funding? Yes, that that was me- and I have had these up and down the years and I was like a guest on Corolla frequently and then I have myself played on a young radio, but it was never enough to be. Ok. Now I can get back into trying full time and last year. I basically took a full time: job Laufer, moved from New York City. By now that the Jersey moved out The first time you my forty near it must happen. I'll- keep doing Carmody, but I don't know what can be my priority anymore. So, ok, so wait till you are closing with the trumped in two thousand sixteen, and then he did. Bunch of it on Youtube and then what I got but the third one you did recently got seven million. Yes, it's only six point: eight million on twitter like two and a half million on you and on what is that means than who reaches out to what happens? Well, I mean,
but people reach out with writing suggestions they day they sent me email, saying why? Don't you try this, as I am sure, but you know some some people celebrities have reached out to be the only people who are the only people have reached up our agents. So once again my career still seems like locked in place, but it's been a lot. I mean every but people who can maybe give me a career, have reached out and told me how bright I am. I did Howard Stern, you did. I am. I'm doing it again. Next week like having seven years of my career jammed until one HANS again highlighted still, even that, though you know doing radio beds, doesn't it make giving money exactly? and it's also weird because, like now everybody wants to hear the traveller MIKE. I happened to stand a comedy for sixteen years and I'm very good in my opinion, so it's like I'm in place now, where I want to capitalize and make money
and get my name out there, but also not have become Europe guy and that's all and then say anything else in your life. Well, nobody wants a tricky man, so yeah, but So your act is not impression. Based now. When I started out it was anyway. Oh four or five or six, that's really was a lot of what I did and then you know As you know, you just you live a little and you wanna talk about other things in your voice, develops its stand of comics again like for six or seven years, I'm closer than Obama there, but that was the only impression it myself. Love impressions on you too. I wanna keep them separate and then in closing with a trump for the last three years, but like that's, the only impression he sat what other impressions did you used to? Do I mean there's use too I mean
course. The happy ones early on oral Schwarzenegger demure. I had a good omen Wilson and answer developing. Like ahead. The Louis Uk George Lopez, some friendly, like my Gregg Geraldo impression, older median denies, is especially meaningful. And I went on. I have like a job, a gigolo seen impression video sites. I know know it is John Burn followed. I play back upon her sure yeah. I've interviewed him all right. I have. I have a really good one of him. The pride of mixed with trumped in the next week or two cities like a whole range, but the thing is the Trump has sorted dominated for for monetary the cultural reasons become almost like our role, instead of being one of many impressions, I do it's almost become like my name role. Over the last couple of years of fighting an important role. The weird thing is it you're. My Brendan mentioned to me was that it so clubs in so possible that you know it
barely a farce in right. No, I M trying to just go the way. I think I've got good. Also the voice was good, but I do a week we shall ask Trump and that sort of like loose improv. Every week asked Rob, and that sort of his made me really good at just sort of I'm more anticipating where he's gonna be six months from now verses, like this could never happen. It I didn't think on my show where he was making fun of shins all our back again. Doing a bad asian stereotype, Heizer right, your friends of mine were like do those like pushing it may go? Well, that's what he would do right and only six months later comes out there in private he's been making fun of white asian leaders accents and I go. I be held accountable for being offensive if I'm merely predicting the behaviour of this event, person right, there's more
keeping ahead of him than like trying to outdo rise so wet with which were what's with the pod cast you're doing or just do Utopia it's making podcast right again. This is the weekly so that's life just waiting, it's it's really it's it's very fine and we developed a following for it and it's it's you don't like people. Hear things in contact me six months later, I can you believe what Tom said. Didn't you say that last year, on the show that some areas it's fun in stairs, so what is it take the guaranteed trompe just drop into it. Yes, I mean at this: yeah. It's the mindset is very easy and it's just you gunners low, so you got you know, then, and as different drugs like only a meeting with smart man right now, it's like wearing it
the discussion and would do in my life and my sixty minutes, sir we're doing good things here. You know, but if you're reporter, especially like a black woman reported like excuse me, the nasty rapid, you very know your nest. The woman, that's why you got fired at you, you and then the rally tromp is like the biggest, which is just what about Joe Biden is slightly ajar is aware, african American. You know what I'm talking about things like the sleepy, a sky sleepy. Falling asleep he's like map able to stay awake. They say when you're sleeping they say against stay awake. It's like, I know all the sleeping. It's like a beautiful thing. Yes, it's nice to see you, sir. Yes, whole range, and at this point I cried sort of CNN. I think it was bad for democracy, but I can't There was never like going commercial for three years while he's on tv because it was justice almost
as Moses at that point that the impression to stop getting better and more new, and now because you know, like he's actual improvising. Two more now email great jazz, artists, ya! Somethin! I mean, with these two hour long briefings you know they. I have not watched one in its entirety and I know that they usually cut away from them, but they ve got to be Have you listen to any of the two hour briefings in their entirety? I and I feel a little guilty of Africa's pardon me says: hey it's kind of like research. I want to know if there's something he said here, looking at the same time, I don't, and care what he says, because I that's the one off it anyway right hand. There really there really bad there. There, like eyes, turned some of them because others like these are. These are either. Strokes for him. He can't do is rally so yes to go out there and gallant young women and men. But you do see
you do see how his brain works. Oh yeah. I know it's because what I said the people whenever somebody says to me I trump is very smart and diverse smart guy. You re a good instinct yeah, I don't mind a dog, has good instincts too. If there's a state on the table. I figure out how to nurture chair over the table, jump on the chair and a state. It doesnt mean she can go to college and and read books it just. She is very focused on using her particular skills in his his instinct. Is a combination of ego, stroke, and self preservation. So Did you have said the impression? Could I do a lot of meander as here and that's something that people really like going off tat taken finding your way back? It's it's a cheese, your own adventure book when you're doing a trumpet choice is always what makes what's your happy, So if he says a were, if he goes in a wedding, air teller teleconference took a lot of people doing still at work
three psyches impressed with the fact that if he said the worker, so now, let's go off on a little side. How break that work is, as I said it, and then we'll come back in the great thing about doing great great work for the people. You you you next year, yeah that thing the Nabiscos roof was that's when they killed me, I thank you. Yeah the Van Der Luyden making Nabiscos making my ventilators now showed him a very strong pissed, one of our great is that when they got all they had? No, no, that's not did well to what a big one was actually the one I I would like not as good yeah you never know. What's. Gonna hit was about him wanting to react. My country on Easter egg, the data was way too soon, so the job that it became a tangent was our east. Like God, only brought them.
His son on Easter Sunday and that, to be honest, this kind of biased, as is only bringing back his own son, who wouldn't want to bring back their own some here, I'm gonna, bring back. The whole economy can ever paper view, then, where its gab verse Trump and who brings back more people. On Easter Sunday, gonna be a beautiful thing so now a law practice or are you involved with? Do they know that you do the the Trump They they do it's. It's our staff attorney I'd rather not say where you have its basically you're sort of your pay pretty well to do sort of stuff that the legal profession requires lawyers to do. I had not much beyond that. Like I often say I I someone said, here you go. You like suffers laufer you'll, get stuff ready at the lowest level, but you're, not when the stars and you're not doing the real meaning
potatoes work they do now they now. I was afraid, because I want to have a say words like they discover six months later got all you need to leave. I figure rather tab and then The trunk video blew up we're all working remotely and life, I had a secretary email me. I had a coworker together. I just set me your video, what's he got me? They are getting me from their distant relative as a lawyer. It's kind of interesting that the methodology of this particular president is that it sue somebody. That means you will you you know you. You ve got time to out UK outpace it that is exactly a trump trump uses. Lawsuits not now in pursuit of money are or are certainly not presented, justice better. I got the later until he like learn to a non extradition country with the ILO I have no idea, what's gonna happen after but like what is the with that? The other odd thing is, I think it seems like. Sadly,
given that your career, starting to take a turn in gathers record out. You got the pod gas that you either you have something invested in trumpets were alike, VON meter. After J F K was killed. It was gone over in a sad story for that guy. By but day you know you could It seems that, even if he doesn't, when God willing, still be able to find a way parity him yeah, and I think I somebody for about one meter, I said yeah. I think I had a life all need our tragedy and sad sat career here before before his at least that's the right direction to do so. For me it's I've been doing stand up almost seven Yes, I know at least my chops me. I get the opportunity to showcase more. You know that I will thrive and with travel I'm still conflicted. If I'm gonna continue doing it and people think I'm full of shit, I'm like they're not continue. If he wins.
A much more comfortable containing than even to a smaller I ass. If he loses to mock him. I can do like here's were trumps. Political commentary is on by now that he's out right ass? We elected it really does no hyperbole. It says something fundamental about this country's essence what picks its leaders and I don't think it's funny. I think a mistake can be corrected, but but doubling down on it says structurally and spiritually? This country has, as has hit a tipping point. I think I can get Sadly, I feel the same way. I'm not even doing an impression he area. Note, the bigger concerns our like you know: how do we live here? If that is the world we're gonna be living in He and the benefits. When you ve had a career, that's been fifteen sixteen years of up and down and disappointments and little successes I met me. Emotionally, very well equipped to hand
My career fall off, another cliff and be like, he wants to book meeting were also it's just like twenty fifteen and twenty seventeen, but you're, also in your employed, which is good yet, no, no, of course, but that something also that their phones, my were less than a year ago I was doing part time work for like six and a half years. So today I didn't always have right, but I felt I guess coping Mechanisms are strategies to be like you get used to the discipline and you got you have kids know gets married long time girlfriend and a dog new out, then he got a place in Jersey. Yes, sorry, sir. It's ok, it's not the way. I certainly didn't think taking three steps. Back from my comedy, terror was exactly what was needed Meta become a success eight by you and me both buddy, I mean by TAT by AIDS. Really funny do a great job. Thank thanks for talking to us. Thank you,
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to my friend Amber Preston and we're gonna chat right now. Ah, Where is this? Album called sparkling parts spark away parts First, album first tell them what ten years in now, well, fighting Tavis for here then yeah. I will. I reckon years ago and then you set out of its great selling point now, no note of them and how good I amount, but it was really. I wasn't doing the material anymore and I party an ice. I was the one that I was. I sat on it and he was like come on coming home, come on. Let's do it do it This book you sent me, I M there. I think they're just fallen into mommy. Like Orange. I get it. We have copy that my my dad's, a big reader has weirdo
we had a communist little and I felt very grown up reading. It is your word. I could use a reader one, that is to say to me like that. He, as so again scandinavian and closed off as he is like this seems like this. Was the guy how PETE Hygiene. What do you know about an hour crooks, a crook as a short artistic palm. This is crooks one, a by an appropriate drawing revealing in a minimum of words and with a minimum of lines, some basic truth about the men condition crooks were created originally during the Nazi occupation of Denmark. They began life as a sort of underground language? Just out of reach understanding, the Germans they have since become the most widely read forms of competition in the scandinavian- and languages yander, just some oil. No, but you know they're, just little ditties
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we're very german, but it is they that Scandinavian. I feel. Like I M closed off, don't let your relatives with accents around talking generation generations here. My I'm sorry that I have some german russian like day of accidents there in the middle of North Dakota, like related to learn, slog real yeah. That's my grandson, but I know that that's! The one now welcome the worthwhile Jews. It's always a barber Streisand, today they would across the street from this some connection, some while small Town North Dakota chances are well was there we was unwelcome what Alex, today that is real ass, Neda obedient now my dad would lead with I've, been to affirm its really whites learns woke farm is orange work far now. But what you were brought up in South Dakota North Dakota, how dairy sorry, South Dakota is problematic right North North Dakota, whatever
different their problem, more quiet about our problematic issue like whoop, we'll be judging and that more scandinavian and more Germans Lutherans, Cath area, I'm catholic Super Catholic. My family's now favour Catholic, but ways latterly fence, so North Dakota, your people, yes, and they came down like in the eighteen hundreds when they made land available to be farmed by people who knew how to farm who knew how to farm horrible land rights is that was I think they're really like we can't do any better right. Are we don't know what to do with this? people who live Scandinavia seems to have you figure it out. You seem do not want anything better, so No, they knew how to farm that land, I think, was the idea in the deal was they would be given a property. We could make it would use, thing whether yeah yeah, my mom side came. They were Germans that were fled to Russia and then came from Russia
right I mean. I read a book called the great plains, great plains afternoon by Ian Frazier, which is sort of like condensed history of the region and it goes into all that wider Scandinavians came and the Russians came in the Germans desire. It was like a free for all when it's like we can. We can't without any luck with this. I think they Roy dread right. I think they brought winter wheat with them. That was like it in they figured it out, but but North Dakota have no sense of it. That, wouldn't they want it that way they dont want not data I want you to know, but with a bleak, what would tat I ve given Fargo, which is right on the border of Minnesota, and it's a thriving. Why are say metropolis I ve been Fargo, you haven't! No, I swear they didn't you with.
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acres of land and outside nice of there. What are we doing here? Brown or what what's he of the White Superman squarely. There's that that that's that's you know a thing to consider. My sister is younger than me. She lives in Chicago Judgment there like a real she has moved there now she can't leave and she's, not where he likes. You just move there. She You know like just bar attending, barely like how do you know she's gettin unemployment, because he like just There are no big da didn't know they are made in a parliament, but she's got great roommate than they're doing all right, but it's like yes and leave him fertile undue and in now you can't leave your eyes yeah, but, like What are you doing in Fargo you galleon wife? He only your dad was my dad's he's a retired electrician and my mom had if you are jobs, knows little and then worked in the school system, massacre, a pair, professional and then work to pay.
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like sharing a man, he doesn't go to my shows Gesine Lake when he comes, he comes he's tangle. If you came to one that he does come, he doesn't like any spend all the shows and he will proudly say why banned all over my vendor the worst lands. Even well. Ok, though, you do a joke about sure I do he. I wrote him a letter asking him about Vietnam, regionally, not sixty, the girl and then he received one day when I was home honoured the door driving back Minneapolis. He like cannot be enough. But can I open it me like slammed Shut Mcdole this now it's an answer to your letter and it was a twelve handwritten pages of like his variants they getting there. He was supposed to be. Shit burner, visage Landmines were burning. This shit, like getting rid of that the job. That's a java and then the guy who did that or that's how it was. I forget I have to go back and we would wish.
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aspirin, then many and then you asked me open free Minneapolis. You ask here that I met That was right, dad altitude sickness for me that time. Yes, yes, they had oxygen. Precise, like I usually don't get that bad, which is really fucked me up their time. For some reason, did you get it Oh upon a gondola, we didn't governing gondola. Who else was in that gondola? Do you remember I do what I might rain singer, maybe maybe their apparent partner TIM harms than who is also that fast oh, the gods pottery guys Wilson and I I remember those guys yeah. I remember them where they they hear no they're they're during my they lake, where a funny like Christian King counselor sing, zombie yeah, they I think advanced fairly, far unless comic standing here that they like a crazy to your run, and I don't think that they'd planners
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finance. I work for the soul of venture capital company Lichtenberger for our gas, maybe eight years They start doing standard when I worked, how you re almost thirty, so you're stuck in this fucking hell job you just eat. I fell into it. How you can't you? like you took theater and then you gotta vartos down there like a guess, need just this. Isn't what life is like? Oh no is. This is what life I was. I think I was like this. This is well, I think, what bartender another that, like the corporate Jane, did area I mean, do you know you, you, like you didn't think even there was a break in between even try. The other thing. No, I didn't know is, I think, that each year I pray you just sort of idea. Are you just to fuck and out of it I think a little both like like what the fuck doing right and then the other day well you're working hard repaying. You will suffer and that's all that that's other matters right, that's it
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then say like tat. Was such a good show or men were so proud of you for like even doing the littlest thing, I'd like fuckin manner, You know something I think they did. No one could win. I guess such true but, like you know, when it's a growing up in your parents, somebody get on that other show that you weren't. You know like how do you? Maybe she too the bill mar somebody or you want my daddy say, tell ye- seems an ivy league there in the world that they want you to achieve something in this industry may pass a little bit like so. Do you think you'll see you got, you think you'll stay in LOS Angeles, very wise. You don't think you could do that had been Minneapolis them coming commercials. I am, I think, I'd like you to come back, but just to be closer. They love me. I'm a treasure I like the idea of living near my parents, sir we're having them
usually has to do with kids lets you ate the Astor Bologna boy knew and read. Well, I'm all that where they had now people, just like all, did you guys can adapt like they're gonna like we're with Miss that we have you, I think some of you I'm forty an EU project one out there I mean tolerance, a shared rich, rich white women have rabies in their mid forties that I've got to I think not kids, but it hasn't happened. Sir, have you has been waiting for a? U guessing. I'm I'm I'm just feeling everything. Now you know how both are not necessarily stopping comic. Tim Hamson says they are not now try it. I mean we're I'm home alone and my husband trapped in quarantine. So things are happening right, but she's never happen. Hasn't happened in a mat leg, not forego, not freaked out, as you know, if he isn't, but he knew tat. He would tell me
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if he was from there you have that was like he came from two places now think Seattle also right right right. His family was from their narrow. Minneapolis driving hours are like a suburb right yeah, for you knew him now briefly, one has had shouts. Just that match and he's like touring with Jack Daniels and Darling West Score leg, doing smaller than those of the other one great yeah he, but he is like. I just work with him in the summer in Sacramento, Anne and then here and allay had me open format. The improv and his face his Van Der every where and soda months before, Rui show where the improve yeah. I can tell you when we did the tour the last I shall not the most recent special european efforts to real that we speak. Minneapolis. I was so sick that hold to her. Trying when we draw from Madison too many applications. I was trying not to cough
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yesterday I got up to weaken around people coolly. She knows I owe you don't just get up every day and then I went to some other, the third, time was at some little rinkitink Marcia did you. Right, jokes, I did I did I had three with a new cause. I got enough to see that people who look like they were doesn't ring in a year, and I knew from my stage training that distort the heads that. I would or they just couldn't do it. They were like shoe what it over my right, Syria, but you knew that everybody you saw professionally was writing writing, or at least they were winging at it was like they were doing it with an idea. Side did prepare and then started, and then I liked it Noah's like this on the world and no, it's fine, then you're out of bars and I'd like a million guys just Senor the pretty pretty princess fairly, and in fact this. And I even debt, but still you were, I kept my date. There was one thing I remember Tracy actually saying keep your day job
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percent up. I think he can play music of the Louie Anderson, though there in order to generate a never, never well. Why don't you and I think he without delay and then start a family, maybe wrote for some things out here and them back, but leg so everything you know did all the talent dinner circuit in the Midwest would sell out all the shows and those are always great, Superfund eggs, I've got a primary in her right, there's another lady rocks tyrant, woman that I would always put on these shows you in as we have heard about those people, the unsung heroes, yeah regional acts. You hear that go you how others like I'll, see Willie MILES and other comic that would perform track. We sometimes there's does like. I think it is a tonic cruises and corporate Syria once I doing it? Friends, parents would be like all. We saw the funniest at our culture. Banker annual meeting do you know this guy and I have never heard of the sky, and then he leg rose up in his fancy car and you, like, oh shit, that another circuit
already, I know nothing about. Have you done? I've done a few corporate button I didn't put my day job. That office Shopman tell I've LE vanilla almost six years, so maybe exe seven, eight years ago I kept a long time can I went on to part time. I would leave early drive for hours ago, dialogues and then automatically sue. You stay practical aid. You could not just words. Our guy, like you, I'm gonna, leave American across on an open, don't grass, and that was scary, to take me We are going to take away the ones that can happen Well, I'm here, I'm an allay here we are hearing. Guaranteeing had some really really great auditions right before lockdown. One of the actual nonetheless auditions I went on the guy was like those created, shake your hand, but you know they really great boy. Ok, so you get here
and I think I part I think I attach you up and rolling stone eggs in the attic, and yesterday I use it and like a low one she'd about myself. I guess I'm a man said about me. Twenty years you are you gonna find the article. Might you can no longer odd thing than either said yeah? I guess it in maybe it's a higher plane, the long game, I'm doing it for you, I don't think you're just waiting for my time here, do you wish like it, I think also starting in the midwest you have this like the carrier chasing is coming to house. Instead, you do this yes, but I took in the nominal so can now I want to feature. We now want a headline Tiny roman Sioux falls. Ok, which is great and good skilled. Have rights do not be afraid of an audience of twelve people, two of whom are ninety, one of whom is twenty one year or whatever, and there's a hockey aim on the tv behind you arena but so you're chasing than you have my and then all of a sudden. I feel egg. When o shoot is this, is this alive?
What's the idea, because then you could to Albania like Ting. All these people have lived here five years before me that connects the friends they have. I know I answered the man I mean. Does it matter like I got here and I was like you are you from New York and while I e I had some reputation, but I couldn't You always had a reputation, will not a good one great. Well, he eyed and say that I like, when I got here as the thousand, and whenever I mean I could do comedy other was like we're gonna. Do it I do have one gives a shit. If you have fought like you'd look here and I had lain are enough: India, they don't care, does a man, they don't care. You have forty five minutes out would have nobody cares. If you know you gotta get into the room he egg or on the cool, show you get in That's it worked out the one thing but Minneapolis you, so once you really like. Oh man, I dont my goal is not a headline. What small town at the weekend.
Or like. I need to get where I get a tv credits, Linda LISA can draw some people whatever sometimes people like you, come through or leg Doug loves movies a couple times so that when I met with an immense where my Jonas and then like a big omby, Amby and airlines that global, why don't you come into my show or what's your show, a meltdown yeah? I think I can squeeze That is not my tribe. I did that a few times and drew the tv version I didn't do. The tv version I have no tv out may be seeing me and commercial insurance or something that commercial I've done three or four here anyway. That's good where do they make some money? I fury I'm nonunion, so I mean from four the day that I saw of yes, but for the you know, ten auditions before there were you come out here and you ve got a few friends, and here you are doing the little rooms here and there, but it's hard now and then you know, then you get the job over the restaurant went in there. You are beyond
No, I mean it's like super part time in a restaurant and groovy play here. And because I saw you cause, I think, like I wouldn't of. You will have had me on the pod cat, the Pike S festival when I first movie, if I hadn't seen you in Russia, in a like, I just I don't know like. I always always wonder about people, May you know when they are jobs where their visible to other comics right? Am I embarrassing her eye? I saw Sebastian minus Kaliko when he was a fucking waiter, like the forty Athens or whatever. Is that moment where I'm there for a meeting and he's the waiter MIKE. Now is the biggest act in the following: you never known. It feels weird to be leg. I got this album, but I also have a failure, but they're good. People in its graven among people of its failure thing here. You know Maybe it's like. What's
raw sugar. What sucking up and not doing nothing and if smoking weed out there, no, because that would be breakin rules that under that that entangled clang of coffee but guides keeps you makes you leave the house and I'd like to live a comfortable like a lot, being on a more accurate yeah, but here's my question though so because our member, I wasn't concerned, but you know I don't. I don't have to employ and I'd help anybody but but, like you, met this dude here, at a nowhere. I met my came up a husband Madame online, I swiped right really yeah. I was looking for adult physical fun. And that, in LOS Angeles, in LOS Angeles, huge and I didn't want to date, customers of the restaurant. I do wonder comic both specific physical for Yeah I was, I was looking to have sex Allison had some
I'm an adult. I'm allowed to say that as I sweat for everything. Ok, this is this. Is it you can mail order? You didn't swipe it brisker. First action. Have they all his fun he's, got a cool, gray, hair and end any loose lake in in my on my side of town and everything's, going your way her manners- I guess I'll keep mine for ever so you met him, and so he did You had the sex and now it's fine. How are you the guy and he's like a country. Going out for Amtrak. It works on the train. You do on the trees. He regarded locks up and down he's a and he's happy Linda thing. Now: that's the conductor does not, I think, he's like a train attend heeds. I can fly to China, but on the trains in the first class amtrak yeah from that and sometimes works in the yard night doing stuff the trains. I don't really know you, I train
he does. I think he likes the whole work like three days and then have like six days are so it's like that China hours you get health insurance reactor yeah, that's good! I had at the restaurant, but now I have with the other ass young ass, nice bulgarian following cake. They take care there. They found in Russia so yeah he were found back, and so that's nothing he's gone some key issues. Now in three days everybody's you go you now have ruled before the locked on his right, was up and on the coast like up salaries, Vespers Sandia goes back and forth here and spend the night like and glitter wherever and then Humphrey forty. So I have a few days just alone, go on relax or like when you knocking than those nice. You definitely gotta go out had a micro, Garcia Shower Dirt ever, but now I disposal and her face it. He was worth
will he is, but there's their way, few fewer train train right now. So last trip he went up the Seattle back He doesn't normally do the long hours coaster than the meal and then sometimes in order to scatter, we'll yeah. So on the other, it was had six days that might be Chicago or New Orleans, one almost sixty smelly, so superior. What are the big goals now now down for commercials, one of which I am in a bathing suit in so that meantime, a hero, Yanza, real woman, got this record out that solid yeah and people are people or dignan- it's. I guess it's playing on serious on a few different guy that yeah they make you for money. Hopefully I haven't. I lay I keep opening the serious outline like waiting to hear myself and got you now set my like depend or which is such a strange to pull up and see where people are listening.
Are you? Do you can't yeah? I guess I don't quite know how to read and all, but where they listen. Like a lion midwestern than up and on the coast and then make a handful places in Florida. We're gonna come here. You're Midwest person yeah, it's part of the Europe of you re parties. They appeal p. Yes, I'm here I lost my delight method in which I didn't realize. Its work is I'm having apathetic, but you do not make. Unlike nothing, I'm done yeah. Well, yeah, you mean what your ear vance pens after are you like who are you missing that no missing they like I've read my whole life to do nothing with confidence and I've done nothing with nodded. I like doing nothing would something that I think it is. Say you ve earned it. You can always there's always part of my brain outside of the plague and worried by the end of the world, but
But now it's teaching me that, like there was part of me, the advent of an old school or what but there's a part of me that, though we thought like one, do you retire, where we don't I, the idea of work to stop? Do you think you think you mark Marin will actually retire? I don't think so. I don't know you. Everyone always asked me that, but like I don't I don't know, this is a real lesson in the attic forced pause, Israel. The things were? Try if you really think assess yourself- How am I really feeling re doing nothing? What's greatly because I know no one else is doing a race that helps yeah. You know cause I'm like that the competition, where maybe your let the soda level I Matt I'm having a little bit of the opposite, like I feel like I'm supposed to be doing, everything agent is like Philip do make sure this is up to date and, like these casting directors are taking these submissions and if you're not reaching out for new managing. Now is the time and did not like I'm right now, I'm behind yeah, because they have nothing to do but sit through a submission.
Lemme, get rid of the thousands of people are submitting, So another version of yeah so, though made and what I think I know your father jobs its gates are you feeling creative What are you writing? I see you cook in year, Pollyanna Kircher Play guitar. I talk on the MIKE, sometimes or gone. I e g y yeah. You know- and I am right in a few things down here and there, but mostly just one. Headquarters and we're gonna have a bit but damn demon, after you loving the acting like workmen size to be part of a thing. New part of summer may lay huge cultural thing. The I mean it's like it, it's you know it. Fine, it's exciting, but its work in a way yet everything's Ok, but like I the bridle, I don't think I would have ever taken a breaker, certainly not like this and out, and I am surprised at how well amalgamating because, as a comical said, this before
We did nothing for a long time now. You but many of us I've done nothing. I'm gonna do nothing but yeah yeah. The record, zau and hope we will get back to work eventually LUCA know I hate it so much so what he does I mean we're cooking. We have two legal. Luckily we cite oversee essay right before the sun went down. What's the community's sustained support its agriculture back we get a box Proteus, Emily and still coming yeah and then we now you can also look at unlike eggs and milk, and so we are really. I had forgotten her coffee after this, but I have we haven't relating I've car, this sweet, We're gonna, go you mean beans. Yeah yeah gave you and give you some being that salaries and I'm here. The aristocratic, I think, he's always having this level. This is created to people
in my house, I get it paddock cat. This has been sidelined in the shower. I put on major this view of grain. Is then like problem than the island, my quarantine away too. I give you your car size very, thanks for coming. That was me and Amber pressed in her new stand about Miss golf sparkly parts yet it wherever you get music and comedy records He will bring you back to the MID west with poison return.
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