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all right. Let's do this: how are you what the fuckers, what the fuck's bodies, what the fuck next what's happening thanksgiving happy thanksgiving Can you handle it? okay, there you get your cooking done, what's happening with the turkey On the turkey now, what do you make him right now? Are you working on eggs are you? cakes. I do and sweet potatoes item brothel sprouts. I do weird green, being cast her all that no, no, he eats anymore, but some people have grown comfortable with it. Are you doing the weird sweet potatoes with the marsh mouths and the brown sugar? Are you being healthy, don't be healthy? It's one day area can fuck off. How do you do Your turkey did, you brine it did you base did. Did you put the spices underneath the skin? What have you done? Have you have you tried? Did you blow up your house trying to fry it what's happening is

like is zira fire in your neighborhood, because you exploded your idea of having a fried turkey what's going with your bird. Did you do a duck? How many dutch Are there any geese and when do a geese? Anyone do a tofu. Turkey thing not great, you know you get with that. One! What have you got going, mashed, potatoes, garlic, potatoes, anything new anything happening. Did you make some weird variation of cranberry sauce with a spice? It probably shouldn't being cranberry sauce, but you read it in a magazine, see without thought. Why not try it and then everybody a dinner was like what's wrong with this cranberry sauce. Did you do that? Did you do that with some tarragon or some other kind of weird thing? Did you add something something traditional that that you did out of boredom and hopes that it would be an exciting new thing, but instead not unlike traditions of any kind. Everyone was up in arms. Why? Dare you do that? Why change anything? Don't you stan we're trying to keep them

giving consistent? What are you? What are you an artist? What do you have? an artist, happy giving good luck with the pies. Right? So you now goes Today, I'm doing this recording of a live show. I did at the booms very theatre in london, a nice live audience. My guess! comedian and writer David big deal he's a stand up. He's a writer of children's books, he's right of grown up books like his book, Jews count which you turned into a documentary. That's out now, and I had not read it. I'd heard about him and I set out to read a book. I read the book You know it's interesting where you deal with a british rider. Writing primarily about britain, where you no class is a thing and happens and is acknowledged, but also in talking about the left. They have an established sort of way there that has definition.

Unlike here don't talk class here, unless the middle class disappearing other than that no talk of class there. There there's always been talk of class, its ingrained in the class system there so was an interesting conversation is also funny from the shows yet interesting, a dangerous family stories, a great history. Stand up stuff So yeah In a way that, for you and us Brian Jones has been making cap mugs fur from me, avi sweep. As you know, four years to give my guests and every few months he makes a bachelor that you can buy. You, people, you civilians, and now you can go directly to this site, deputy f mugs d, c o go ahead and book mark that or sign up for email leaped. As these things go quick, I want you to get one new mugs will go and sell this Saturday november. Twenty six but go live at noon. Eastern and you'll want to get on that because they usually so out immediately

So look I don't know what you deal with. I don't know where you're at this thanks giving. I do know this is it an interesting time of year, because because combined with their kids around my reading of turkey trouble fora for them the charity. I did it's it's It's a charity called story line on line, I did a while ago the woman approached me at the sight, words? Actually, and you know it was fun. You know I didn't know what you know. I I don't I don't children. But I can be entertaining, but it's it's kind of funny, because it's it's it's pretty popular! It's it's very popular. this time of year. Obviously I get a lot of nice feedback sometimes they showed in classrooms, it's fun, fun to read. His books, I don't I don't. Do it because I don't have children, but don't you sure go find it's called the turkey trouble,

marin, I guess you could find it that way. You get it right at storyline online aside from that- I don't know- what's up with you guys- I know what you're doing. I didn't Go too far to this year, I'm not far too this year, because they there's a couple reasons in order for me to get out there and to bring ok with me in tat, yet it would do you need me to cook this year because my cousins doing it sort of fly out before and and hang out day of, and then leave the next day and go too far too. For that seem crazy, so I'm gonna go see my family another time in the next few weeks for my h, b, o shooting, I think, there's some balcony seats for that. Second show leftover by the I'll go see my family then, and I'm going to go over at gimme, gimme dans house and I'm going to. Smoke a brisket, and I'm gonna make a chess pie.

Got a famous stopping that I got from maya from AL gore may existential, isn't professor? Who was in love with me yeah, I believe, he's past. I tried to find out what it seems. Debt I'd validation on that, like I did teach me how to cook them He didn't turn me, but he taught me how to cook so getting back to you, You know As I say every year and as I said before, for those of you who have heard me say it at four. Foremost use whatever options you have at your disposal to maintain your sanity without hurting yourself or others. That means you're, taking a walk, taking a breather trying to think before you yo try to keep Europe your shit together in this so, like you have control over that, you can make choices in a moment. Take a breath these are aggravating times there still aggravating times, we are

feels a little better than it has in the last several years. I mean there's a little relief, I think, but it's scary- and there is still a lot of things to be terrified about an angry about- I get it, but if with family, you just try. I'm gonna try keeping this obviously the day before. And I'm going to try to log into my cooking and and and enjoy some of that meditation time. I've been very busy with a lot of stuff interviewing people and also going to see movies for guests, which is fine and you, and also having some pretty good conversations lately with a lot of different people. But I just enjoy the fuckin far whether I don't know, maybe your new yorker, these costs- or maybe it's just your under snow. They look just please please, Yeah benefit you're, free families. Just use. Whatever options you have at your disposal to maintain your sanity without hurting yourself or others

yeah. There is wiggle room there. Hurting yourself does not mean you know, you're eating a lot or or shame eating or anger eating, or any of that you know gorge yourself until you're, tired it to do that, as opposed to you with your old dad, you're old uncle, your old mom, your kids just eat. eat those feelings today is a day to heed feelings, especially if you're with your family. Ok, I don't need to say too much. but try to enjoy your holiday. I hope all your food turned out. Well, and you know I share this live on with you, which was funny, and we haven't done once in a while and there's also a little. I think I do another intro I did alive and show that night in london so This is me talking to David, but deal hazy um. He is the author, of jews, don't count you can get that wherever you get books. The documentary version is airing on BBC. For and there

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Follow this job is history wherever you get your pod guests and you can listen ad free on the amazon, music or wondering app right? Yes, all right. All right. Let's do this. How are you at the blogger is what the fuck bodies, what the wagenknecht london england, welcome nice to see you thanks for coming out. Yes, yes, I'm here, I'm here welcome! Thank you. Thank you. I resist I m very excited to be here. I am just talking to David video backstage he's gonna come out soon we're talking about whether or not we needed to be so. That sort of the age right. I guess very exciting,

I've been here for a couple days. I don't, I don't know, what's happening in your country, can't pretend to know I'd like to get caught up, get up to speak. No fucking idea to be honest with you. I don't know David I wish I was kidding. I didn't know anything about him until about a month ago- and now I know almost everything about him sort of the way way? That's it I'm sure instilling faith in my internet. My ability to him right now back, but I I don't know what's happening, also with the like is: is there no co vader. Because I don't know like I was in new york for weak and now I'm here, for it just feels like when I get a train, I'm kind of entering some sort of international with lottery you'd like maybe I'll get it may I won't. Maybe our mass gotta know what people are doing now, it sort of a don't ask, don't test situation right

where you kind of like you know on a friday right. Kind of yosemite, but going away. The monday. Cause I want to have a weekend yeah. I don't want to want to fuck up my weekend, see how you're hella hard to hard that guy's laughing back there. That's the guy there's one guy were covered in here. You know there is, there has to be. And he knows it, he knows he has. It became anyway, he had brought the ticket. Was home is music fuck everyone's? get it fuck it. I'm gonna go I'm gonna go. I don't know you guys. I guess we're gonna do some do stuff.

Because, like David and I have the same management, I think it was his idea. he sort of wake. I think what we really need is a couple of secure atheists self centered too much Information is real apathy that ec jews to have a summit. an international summit of some kind so want to get it. Four guys, never shut up about themselves. talk about themselves at each other, but I do it's interesting because the jew thing I it's, I read his book and I enjoyed the book. why did it was very sort of britain specific by it because like we don't have one. Maybe I should talk to him,

This is an environment But I just ramble offer but more homey. So what I do They ve been here higher. I dont know what I can after a certain point of dont travel internationally much. I don't stay here long, but you I, I generally think it some in my life. I'm fifty nine that I would know all of the breakfast items. And I'm not making a joke about like a traditional english breakfast or any of that. here's to realize that you guys don't eat that every day, like I really but it was my job like I go put always down every day. The whole thing is they do here. I want to be like them. But there was something on the menu, my hotel, that I had to research

and tell me, if it's your isp is bubble in squeak a thing, so it is, how my fifty nine years old- and I was the men Yonah MIKE. Guess what that is. and I was off there was. I thought it was some sort of uncountable sausage. Participants resources, you can't cut niches bubbles and it, Weeks when you try to cut it, does a pretty good guess. I thought must not it's a cabbage I, like average and there's per day, in it, and it apparently was dumb. It was popular if you had absolutely no money at all for a long time tomorrow, I'm going to have it, I didn't have it today sure I haven't

But is this something that you guys? Do you make it at home or are you like? I'm, you know what I'm going to make bubble and squeak tomorrow for the special brunch. It is it's that kind of thing leftovers. Oh, so you just put it all together. the potatoes and your cabbage. How people eat that much cabbage, Is that gazeta average aren't we daddy know that everybody did. You certainly are fuck. We got left over cabbage again. Where are those potatoes that happens like weekly or special, so the jew thing? Well here I am again I'll bring them out, but let me read a couple of the emails there to set this up sort of, because I knew I talk about being a jewel and I do it aggressively. I'm not sure why all the time, but I ve been doing it for you. so I guess I've. If I do a comedy special. This goes way back. We're on

sure I give a fuck necessarily, I always when I was coming up I really was annoyed, even though I loved the old jewish comics, I found late, they trivialized, being jerusalem. I aye I honest, we hated Jackie mason and it was because he just He would do things like of jewels just like to sit on it. What does that mean so. and I mean I didn't know how it benefited anybody you're, a jewel you'll eat a shrimp. You know at what is that you're not supposed to eat them or whatever, so so. I never knew how to her to be jewish on stage for years and in when I did it, it was always sort of way way over the like in a night. I guess it was in ninety- do do hbo special when I was a kid I am- and I ve been doing this on time, but I did a whole thing about how you know I'm a jew and enough.

As you know, we have all the money, and yet we do we have all of it and like toned and be like you could go to almost any synagogue and they have a special room in the basement. That just sort of like gold, bricks and jewelry of and sorts and you can go in there and just kind of sit with it and be like. I can't believe we have it all. Yeah. And there there's a weekly newsletter, we I'll get the Jews news that we get just with the same headlines, we ve, got all the money again. So that was the tone of it and I think some, the somewhat of their tone, has remained a judge. Really. I learn something from a guy named Paul Mooney, who was a comic, a black comic and in america who were used to write for which a prior

and you know I'm middle for him. I featured for him in sacramento once and he would do like two hours plus for like a primarily white audience and in it I didn't really understand why you know cause he. He didn't do particularly well and because he was very aggressive and then I realized it over time after watching him for a week. Is that like, if you're a white person- and you don't think you're racist, after, like two hours of mooney he'll find it in you. Like after about two hours, you're can be saying to yourself or who you sitting with things and think you would say so and I think There are some level. You know that, out of the jewish material. I'm doing now is really specifically for that reason, want to be and aggressively.

Annoying jew. but not an erotic way literally. like lately, I've been on stage and I will say It's amazing we really found out in the last few years what brings most people together and that anti semitism and. And then I say I say, and I just I you know work we will replace. You were going to replace you. And I go into one bit better: I don't want to burn cause, I'm gonna probably do it on special and it's not like. I don't. I can't I'm going to talk to David about this, but I get emails

But he's liking of these made it all very public and how he interacts with trolls and stuff, and I dont like I'm, not I'm not poking. I dont poke the twitter monster because it is too of setting to me like you, I like to do it face to face in real life to see what happens when you get emails, I have this was an email from David. I I liked how he told me that what what to look for and at the very end after lifting is always credits with links, he just as an ivory four novels and nine children's books. And I just took the tone of that as so there I do I do want to know how we so protective clause were very somewhere, and our parents were the same, and I dont know how he managed to keep his shit together. So.

Here, the year the emails high mark, I, like your podcast, a lot in one of your last pods, you talked about a guy. Who criticized all the jew talk, Many of your pipe casts. He thought he would. Maybe an anti semite, I want to remind you that, when having mega interesting guys in your show safer examples, even king David Lee, roth, jean simmons, etc. I haven't had to them I would not have genes him into my house and alive, The daily roth- and that was exciting and stephen king, I dont think, is jewish and whatever. So he goes on to say not too many listeners give a shit if they are bar mitzvah, baptized or if they are vancouver.

Or montreal jews etc. for us who listeners it's not very interesting, but it's your show. And you should run it as you, like. Good luck, gunter real name, and I said gunter I will when said this you gave yourself away quote is just for us listeners. It's not very interesting! Unquote, you! You don't find it interesting, not us, that other guy wasn't anti semite? I don't how about you. Thanks for listening. So. Then one more thing: I do it mark with a k.

I don't understand why you have to keep bringing up that you are a jewish man. you're, not even a church going man. Skies very confused right out of the gate, but you go five minutes without bringing it up. I am native american and spanish american and I don't bring it up once a month. No one cares about that, but you you always It up with some of your guess that you know our jewish no Cares all caps. the only one that does, if you let it go, Michael And I said: anti semites care.

you're asking me to let go of my ethnicity when most of the world wants to erase it you To erase it plenty of peace,. Who care jew, scare: maybe ask yourself why you are so mad. The air sea Right now is my pleasure to bring out a man I met fifteen minutes ago. He's done an amazing amazing amount of work in this country. You known him from somewhere. Have your lives, he's done stuff. Peace, written books, nine novels Several children's books, football show using a team. He wasn't in a team memories he's britain's go to do

given the delays and gentlemen, the imo high the before we talk about the jew thing, where I've been and we're going to start at the beginning, okay, well, fine about breakfast cause she's kind of the beginning. Okay, because you mentioned breakfast, which is kind of an interesting thing for two jews to talk about, because the british breakfast is pork as different types of pork and cabbage yeah and many different types of pork yeah like really different shapes of pole and ground. Pork pour out no, no, no, no ground ball as well. Yeah he's ground pork sausages, ground, pork. Yes, it is yeah. Sorry I didn't know I'm so jewish. I didn't know that, Ok, so I did a thing when I was onto recently. I did

I did to examine you say on social media law to talk. The fact that when you have we also the british hotels, that that's what you're off at every morning and if you ve got Willpower, I got, you call not eat it How can it be possible not yet right, so I would take a picture of it. So this is my willpower. I've ever am area again, but why up until you may not know. This is revealed a fault line in the british public, with They are obsessed with the architecture of the full english breakfast, with a plate to lay out the map, the lay out I mean literally some people. If my eggs were touching the beans, that of a fucking nervous breakdown, really really really People would write and say I can't look at this to do. are there people that that don't eat them together, like keep you said the beat you can't eat the beans, you wanna famous expression. It actually comes from state its character, Alan partridge, which is that if you have eggs in beijing,

To use the sausages is a break water, Fuck I've been eaten it wrong. Why? I want to point out out of the gate that look. I don't know you, we don't. We now talk. You have said that quite a lot it's almost if you try to disney dissociate yourselves. But let me just point out look how we're fuckin dressed well, look fucking basis buck. It's ridiculous, like you, do looking at the same time with their chelsea, these minor nicer than like another pulling a nicer, but how will shine? No? These were these are nice nice thick level, but I note that doesn't make them noise appoint pointy, I composure. Genes, blighting western shirt and the face a copy here too

about the fate of that you see the face. I know the face, so it's like a fucking, really old mira here. I'd I'd worry it, see. I've always thought, like I've been mildly obsessed with british jews. My entire life, yeah. That's it you ve, never heard they walked yeah. The idea that night, not the one reality, one british, jew peter, That's the only one pizza green, yes fearfully good man. Yes, it was a british. Do I thought you very bitter grief. No, no now peter green peter green from wood mac was which you and I was so excited about that I'm like I knew it so but obviously it is the idea that there were british jews at all. When I was younger, we just sort of like that's amazing, right yeah and the fact that amount don't think they're all ethnic minorities in Britain

Now we know why are we heard we underline that we are still catching up with yet we are these different. Yes, a different ethnic gladiating, we're all people who a top hat is Surely a member of the royal family no way. That is really as simple as I just couldn't you about like. I don't know why, but when I was younger, I couldn't really picture a jew talking like you, you been with a british accent authorizing with embracing over the british zhu. Bigwigs he's boots are not as good a video of other british axing and it was really that's away and I have no. I was I was young now I know there's a million people every year, and a few other ones there's a few other one as are not a lot, is there alone at the outset? I should that's what I think that together in my books are one of these are doing my book. I know yes, pretty is jewish shame near that stronger in britain. Britain. Jews and no as out as they are in america. Maybe that was why one of the things that publication of the jewish chronicle riah, which is the british jewish newspaper

Someone once said to me a jewish persons. It made the headlines the jury's chronicle every week is basically they hated. I love you know, you know it's. They hate us and let's not make a fuss about right back at the british seriously fear. So I am unusual in that I am very out I mean it's a bit like the guy. He wrote to you. He would hate me even more, because I am absurdly out right about being jewish and also to Lhasa, producing comedy ought to be on their hiding. Hiding, do you know the jewish? I don't know who do they do? It They know the old you wanna. How did I had like, like data that stephen prize jewish, I do not know that. Do we walk paid out in these due to open out measures that that makes ok but there's fellow jews in this audience of jews research? Yes, no orders, Jews, Matt Lucas, I want you, don't simon amsterdam for fuck's sake,

and then my friend took effect on what they don't know so big. skinner. Ok, you know, but the thing about being out, and jewish aggressively out is something that I live peopled. I like it what I and I know- and it makes a certain point. In either I'm not always clear as to why I do it. You know what I mean. I've been doing it a long time aggressively, but I don't find I sought for some guy intellectually, and I thank you into a later to where you, you are aggressively pointing out anti semitism in and making yourself. I think in my last special I told the audience I was voluntarily making myself a target because I think it's important, but I don't know if it's a selfish thing or its actual a deep concern for the swell. I was always from an early time in stand about being jewish, because, basically an incredibly limited performer, the icon.

do anything except be myself onstage by try doing acts It's embarrassing. I can't move away from myself, so I did and she did yeah? I was always just she just myself doesn't say shit, that's not fair! On myself, I was just myself in alright yeah. I know myself in big trousers, but you know you can even calibrate your voice. A little bit know hardly about. The only accent I could do is a slightly more jewish version of my own voice, yeah. That is the only accent I could do. I can't even do welsh and my dad was welsh. There were welsh jews Do you know that right, you don't gotta. Do yes well choosing an hour every hour. There irish choose many this. Of course there are. You know jews are all over the fucking. Why do I know that I do know they know they got scattered it kit? Yes, there they want. They came out of every fucking. My result there every I grew up in new mexico. New mexico. Ok might might be my mexico no, but there was no many ages it there.

if the Jews left Europe and then there were the Jews that wanted to move as far away from their parents as possible in new york. So that's what we ended up in new mexico or the small group of other jews that we're just saying, thank god, we're not living your parents. I think that some jewish people see for me. I went to a jewish primary school and all those responsible which frozen because my parents leeches. It was the nearest primary school in cricket wood. Where I grew up in the nineties, empties! Well, I wouldn't a beaten up for being jewish. So they sent me there. It was a varied you very jewish go. I one line in the school play. It was this. It was rabbi, you certainly do drive a hard bargain. I thought rabbi would be. The jewish element knows bogged down. was very that's. That's that's a lot to unpack it's all in there as well by the adults

you don't think she knows what you're saying that goes out feel almost pointed, but yet and so think I did an old thing, which is that when I realized the whole world wasn't jewish may affect the jews or ten, any demographic. The damage was done for me. I run the show from there. I just thought the world. Should be rich. I mean I'm wrong about lab, but that's how it felt me, and so I felt very comfortable in my jewishness and always have the I dont think I uncomfortable my jewishness in I always look to their will, I think in america, There was sort of like this jewish intellectual period in the seventies, you know, and I and I I think I like prozac killed, do I think that I really think let them

occasion destroyed some of these symmetric voice in america. Like ok, there's like there's only one guy, what like richard louis, you see richard louis now, and he still richard louis party is sort of like you know they have medicine like you even think that by giving resolved any of this failure- nothing's better, there's nothing better, yeah yeah, that's correct! That's correct, nothing is got better. That's war therapy is to teach you fuck you man do. You there is still the idea I went therapy for about eleven years. Almost as a kind of thing, I just did to realise my jewishness I've. I didn't I that I had any pride one particular problem which How do they do it? I think maybe is which is, I find it very difficult to split up with anyone like split up with you I'd be in relationships are far too long.

sorry. I was already if any of my ex girlfriends are listening, but I was in relations for too long. I was a frightened of splitting up with people that have either come to that and hang out here I was in. Is therapy for by eleven years about seven years. In a realist, I couldn't spot with my therapy. That was what was happening The reason is tat you. I have a view which is like we ve done with the cheap will come back to the Jews. The arctic is, as you know, and I give you one major rounding maladies is right: we ain't what that's the big So when I was first famous right, I realized I could have sex with you, right there and they wouldn't have sex with me before right, I drew the above No. That was a possibility lifetime of just like just masturbation footwear. Well, I've been with one jewish woman and it was maybe masturbation- yes, that's what he's.

but I I found it. I found that I could like there were lots of people. I knew at the time, and all of these people are now sweating. I have some pay back as their old now sweating. The that something's gonna have to them. I don't have that problem because I wasn't able to exploit, as it were,. Five in order to realise the usa, because I didn't want to be. Can I say this: I didn't want to come to the right and you have to be a complete cunt somewhat applauding that, two in order to really have sex with a lot of women, because you have to say want to see you anymore right am, I guess Sometimes you can just sort of communicated the beginning. You know shit. I should have done that now I could still be a nice guy and in that's that's what the jewishness, I think, maybe not just the Jews, but I I couldn't take it. Take the and of like

saying! Ok, now we're moving on one of them want to be someone else tomorrow. Anyway, I fell in love. I just fell in love with. Quickly, with a lot of people YAP but that was the thing I was. I've been in a relationship really think of their talk about this, I was a relationship between. Finally, we found something that you haven't. well it's public is that women in question that, with this particular loves in a between six ok, twenty eight, ok, one relationship. Sixteen it sixteen to twenty seven sixty two twenty seven year, one relations will have a lot of changes happening years hung in there. I hardly see hung in their way. Thirdly, in the way it that's. Why unable to split up and then I was you want to be with you, where you both just sort of like fuck. How do I tell em fuck? I want to tell our ok, so I am a bit worried she might be listening to this because observed register. But my point is this: right: there's a

in seinfeld, there's a there's a bit in seinfeld, where george is trying to split up with this woman who is with in season seven. I can remember the name of the woman. Eventually she dies in the marriage and the wedding she like so many envelope she gets glue poisoning and he called stop being overjoyed about a trying not to anyway. The point is not that the point here, John you really well. that was really very unhappy and jerry takes him to outside their her apartment and help him to go in and just do it. He says it's like ripping off a band aid right, julio it and he says I would rather be unhappy my whole life than have. Conversation, and I think about seventy percent of couples live like that I have just very muted laugh. I know it was I bet he did. He did everyone in this room now I don't mind that my parents, partly my parents who are both dead, so I can definitely say this about them much of the time they hated each other, but splitting up,

with each other was just not something that will lower applause I dont use. They just didn't spout with people like de I mean I saw that show I mean they. Your mom definitely had a good time, despite the fact you did they leave a show. Did you write you fuck you watch now. What's a think tank, you find it running. Ok, I know that you're, a a child of emotionally self centered people who were in the boy of loving you properly yeah ok to become the therapy that I never finish you probably just around the world wanting love day. I do what I have to eat those pulling this break every day and that's where you will the guy. You can't break up with people, because you're so afraid of rejecting them in losing the love that they have for you. That's true. I think they got you now get anyone who doesn't know didn't see my family show a data show called my family nor the african. Did you not see it? This was indeed, I must say that meat

people's aura. That's good wives! This was like I watched it made me uncomfortable. This is another question. What the fuck is wrong with as us. I do that kind of stuff to just tell people strangers all this fucking in deep shit. That you're, not even sure, is fuckin right. Yes, you- can't walk away feeling. What like well, that's a relief that I dragged those people into it. that's the job. If you don't realize that that's what would you do like you walk out victorious? They all feel really uncomfortable and weird about my life yeah. Well

okay. So this is what happened in that particular show for anyone who doesn't know you didn't see it when you sent me a bad copy of it. You were like, I did this show in Australia and canada and there's only one tape existing and in midway through the tape or the video. The guy's name is pointing at his feet or something it's not even a real video that they, you can't see what you're pointing towards screen and there's a lot of shame involved in show. You didn't want this to get out, teach you that we're well yeah. I I didn't. I didn't, maybe maybe that's the dichotomy but the show, It was about the fact that the mainly about is that my dad's dementia and that's where a lot of people knew about my dad just got it. We need to talk about it. Really. We should talk about it. It's it's nice now, but he'll get out. I'm sorry that I need to get out, I'm gonna! Let you I just want to make sure I'm present okay! This is how I do it

interrupting. You've never listened to my show, never ok! Well, I got a weird bootleg copy once so that was kind of a shit like it wasn't really clear what we're here, because, yes, let that smoke point So it was also about further my mom had an affair with a golfing rebellious salesman Whole virtual adult life and trend, formed our world into a world of gulf so that we could my dad got made redundant when I was quite young, so we had very little money, but we would still have statues of lee trivia. You no fucking everywhere. and she was very proud of this. Affair with golfing memorabilia sales, but in fact, what a high point in the show is that one, which is about to go to new york, and she writes to this guy, as but to my mom was getting a little bit older and she was also quite proud of her illnesses the jewish woman ass she liked to tell people ailments and this aim-

and if I can remember it says something like the leukemia and also the crones disease makes me very tired, but perhaps can join me to make the naps bore interesting right. She says this and people Well, that's a private emerald. No, she see seed it to me and my old a proper right. I want ass. I did you do that she said well. It was a mistake that what fucking mistake is now or butter figures. I've see seed, chile, mail to my son's right. That's. the I was about this it was. It was a is a heavy show, and it made me wonder about myself in terms of like, as I've done, shows, when my when my second wife left me roughly probably two abruptly. I love your work. I had to come and so what I did I was working on one percent. The only thing I could thing to do is get on this

age and start work shopping, something and the people that sought it was in the basement. I remember, was in the basement of a theatre in a smaller fear and upstairs micro particularly I was having a hit run of his show you. So it was just like it was exactly where my career was. It was like that guy in the arm in a basement due in the real work- and so I was talking about woman leaving me and it was still happening and meant to be a workshop, but I realise that it wasn't really show just I needed to get it out two rooms full strangers, so they could live with it and it wasn't meant to be reviewed and and and someone from time out came and they were like the show. Is it very sustained, it's very raw, it almost seems like marin's, not really work this through. So it's a little hard to watch, but it was very engaging and digital

cheek. I would see the show that woman she they'll do. She doesn't. I can't even explain it like sheet she did not come see. The show how she does not listen. To my show, the bane of her existence is, is the fact that if you, google, her name, people also looks for me right that lights. She hates me find whatever so my my question, the eucharist ate, like I thought about this guy was like we both do this. We both have. Might my my parents vary so fish very you know emotionally incapable of parenting really, but you seem to come out all right. I can only assume its cause of britain and supports so sports. yes, I mean you there's the other, the sort of cultural, repressive nature, but also the fact that you understand healthy competition. I

I don't engage with sports at all. For me, everything is, you know, kind of like personal, like I couldn't play soccer cause russia. If I kicked it badly, I'd be like all you're, all fucking, assholes yeah, you don't really like me, so I do play football. But when you say I seem to cover all right, I would say: Come out what was exactly the same, I can I get I didn't write, I didn't write nine books. Have you write nine books, you Oh, that's kind of a slightly mad manic thing, see you dave and because my mother was a refugee from nazi germany. My dad was a guy who constantly constantly worried about money. Was a working class, welsh bloke! You had a big appeared when he had a bit of money like for you, leave her and then was made redundant when he was made redundant. He caught so crazy, about money. We can now friends back in case they at some toast. You would act, they might eights toasts right now earlier. So I think the reason I write nine books is, I am acts

the kind of ok but part of no I'm no eddie. good now right, it's gonna go away because I my dad will say: that's not real or the nazis will take its them. Yet, nazi thing that was well we're jumping around, but like when I saw your show, and then I saw your clothing like for me was sort of like what the fuck is this. In this sense of why this isn't a jewish thing and then, like you're, like a year younger than me yeah and I get I get the it's like. I was trying to figure out what is the emotional component that makes us one you're talking to jewish jewishness constantly just to make people annoyed with Jews. To like have like these, your kind, like new, spinning brains about bullshit? It's it's that! Is it a jew wishing why I action You don't think that I talk about jewishness in order to make people enjoy, or at least

they are annoyed. What I'm doing is a while. You fucking annoyance right. Why? Why are you in the larger, ok about me talking about being gymnastic? Why should I not be annoyed about anyone oversee fucking, racist or annoyed about richer prior talking about being black, but generally people, and no annoyed about that? I get sort of stop talking, now being jewish from people who had no in their own minds, racists, but that's what looking, but that's what you're provoking in order to find that to start that conversation, while I was always up suicide, say like to call for an arrogant by those really out about being jewish without any doubt, creasy, anti semitism and my sense of increasing anti semitism has made me more out. Dear me, too yeah I like what about it more right. Why I gave you think just too broad draw attention to their is an element of fuck. You too, that I guess but there is also an element of what you can do about it. Why

you gonna. Do you ve got people wanting their that tat their historical precedent, yeah well yeah want you, I mean I mean the same boat as are able the other. They think this is what leading india. Look like my last girlfriend before long. hu, as with five years, the painter right. She, like one trump card elected yeah we were in, we ve taken a vacation the day he was young. when in the office I dont, know what I was thinking and he started doing that kind of like fashion theodore signing things you know in the oval office, india and I was like we're fucked. You know that because I'm a jew- and this is why this is gonna- go down and this woman he's a progressive right said to me she goes. I don't think you're your first on the list right and wrong and I'm like yeah, but we're on the list on the fucking less so

if you're always on the fucking right, but it did make me sort of like which is really a big point in your book. Yet it made me realize, like ii of this is happening to latin american immigrants, now they're very there was at that time, we real gestapo set up to europe to kind of your put people on trucks and take them the calf. Yes, It did make me realize, like we'll, don't be so fish back seat, the implicit anti semitism, that is in fascism, yo. and also in amerika we have no real functioning left. That has any solidarity or any focus right. We just have a very active to part system in one of the parties is just shamelessly fuckin fascist, right, tat. You know and so with with her saying that, like my problem is its, maybe she's right, but then all I'm thinking is like. How long does it take to put that infrastructure in place now Look how know that alone, historical precedent know very little about?

he was signing executive orders in his big fat stupid way. Yes, yeah, that's what he was doing. I never really understood it cause. I know that mom was all theater about about. I reckon like lawmaking, but it was as if I've signed it so happens, but then it What would you like a genetic autocrat, the guy like you, a lot of people, it's like you know, he's stupid, or is that you know it? It's all impulsive, but you know he's a very like he knows exactly what he wants to be and now with with the tide and culture. Turning it fucking creepy dude, I mean I, you know I've applied for repayment arrest. Canada, just too in my mind, to have a plan in place because you don't want to be you ve watched a law of movies where people in america it dysfunctional just open america escape to canada. There are all

is escaping to candidates close it automatically running, even at a barricade, pickle, yet roads, quite wade film about big due east canadian yeah yeah, ok, so each returning to the land of his palpitating for me was it even if it's not like I'm gonna give up my citizenship. I just was like you. I was thinking about ireland for some reason it s sort of like the irish, get it out there. Their sad in poetic. You know, and you I think it's beautiful there and they, like you, you're an american who won't have irish route. Stepping up your jewish exam you'll have to go about two little fucking ain t you that's what you ll have to go to accelerate speller, not good. You don't go to about one or two I or it's like you created by running buddy. That's my background, ukraine and belarus. That start your meat to actually give ukraine lithuania. That's my dad. There's gotta

so old and got a little poland, but its unclear, because the borders moved around here is very unclear, always are clear, but as far as I can make out from the no clarity is that my great great grandfather was always fleeing right. So the report was my my neighbor nazi refugees on my mom's side, but on my dad's side, great great grandfather, rich fleeing from russian pogroms in the yeah. They are all villiers, whatever he gets on a boat. This is what I was always told he's. Girls itself on a boat? He doesn't speak any english or anything he thinks he's going to new york. The boat stops to read. you'll at swans e? He gets seriously it gets off ten years later,. I assume he has enough english to say: where is the statue of liberty and rarely are they didn't mean to be at swansea? Why would they be in swansea? But that is that's what happened wow I actually know a lot about my family because I did finding your roots. The tv show yeah I did. Who do you think you are which is maybe the same thing. Did they put these in finding you,

it's it's they'd put they have a team in place, went to like they tracked my father's lineage back. The pale of settlement like playlist, Nobody I got is where figure on the roof is actually very jewish. Well done yes, model twelve a tailor, tailored use of tailor a tailor, the actually doing a musical they all, but that's a very like I was recently I get trouble. So what you do the dance together with the cross legged picture, I I can't trouble for being anti semitic against proceedings. Like I like that to every time. Every time I say something like I said: no fc k. You know. Why Twitter. That was my last week. Just fuck kanye you right and in some like you know, progressive zionist duties pulls up a quote from a something I said about it

the cottage being you know, sort of I I said that so genetically tight as a community. They don't even if they didn't, have the owl. You would know they were Jews, so yeah yeah? No, I ray with that I'm going to try to overcome, play or going to trouble. You never even mentioned this point. They got very angry about about fucking so kobe you may know this right here, cause, I'm glad you're gonna be with no gale thing beckett, so Jericho, There was a thing where the orthodox jewish communities were not yet. Regarding the measure because of needed to pray in certain ways, and so that was spur in of so I wrote on twitter, stupid fucking formats, from us, but I want to know, is what Jews call orthodox do right I thought that makes it clear to anyone. Reading this, I'm jewish. So I can the seizures about these people, but hey now caused a lot of us Lot of us, I had to meet with a firmer already yet

I have a public meeting with a fucking ferber to talk. Oh yeah yeah. I just find that the whole insulated communities of the other ethnic lines in the sort of home schooling- and it it's like it's, it's disturbing me, but they give very mad because I see they believe they the Jews, doing the repopulating post holocaust and their preparing in making sure making sure never been happening been. I I'd like I don't know that true, really I mean yeah. I mean how many people are abad, really bringing in with their trucks. I don't know if they have those here, but in new york they just drive around these trucks and they make you have to trial and yeah yeah they'll just drag you into. your jewish, jewish and they'll, argue into a truck and make you do to fill and even if you don't worry it happening, and then they just throw you back onto the street. Well you just, they're dead to forced in question who you are in the world. You know what mark they'll, never spot us by

I think my point was like I I recently was- and I told this story I think on the podcast. Maybe but I was renting a car in new york and it was late at night and I walking into this went all over the place. As I go there. The stories about them, I having cars, but there was an orthodox issues conceded guy at the counter. Like gesticulating man, Lee and any my mind, my that could go that can be accessed, When are you mad you're gonna, like you, they might be guided by it. yeah I got very diverse as the actual exactly like any armed soldiers being anti semitic again, just sort of like looking dance is that anti semitism economies but home because I really submitted- and I just like making fun of those guys know. I turned the corner and there was like you know six kids from aged three like sixteen and a woman who worked exhausted. Austria from just having just rights like this. Look in her, I just completely stock.

And from my projection. Ok annually pregnant again it was the saddest looking for see I had ever seen in my life. Did she have helped me written on her shining on her rate lake? Guess what that's the thing I thought like? I can save right. This is my mom. I write you. I can pay our way through your third wife Jesse I thought I would get the car I drawer in it. I call my mother, my marrying a jew she's in the car wordy already. I do Finally, I met my first. have you not mean with a jewish? My first wife was it you? Ok god you look. Actually ill. I I wrote the worst joke in the world about that and I loved it. What was the joke? The joke was yeah. I was married to a jewish woman. The problem with marrying a jew is everything you hated about going home is now in your house.

Can I tell you something about my wife, you I'm sure you're good cries. My is a woman called Melinda banks, who was a catholic as background and she's quite well known. Possibly could she is the voice of mummy pig from pepper pig which has come catered for jewish bloke. To be honest,. special viewing fully icebreakers. Yes, yes, the catholic things just a guess, francs, guinea, who I do wonder what were these also catholic? Isn't your third comedy partner? It's my kind of yeah. Well, I've had got a few. I like to give you is my third? Nobody parma, going well yeah go here, but I think I didn't how you get on with catholics in america, but I think that catholics are a little bit like Jews in the Britain there's something different Something no obviously different about the maybe but is different, and that difference is enough to make them feel marked in some way in the way that

I think anglicans. I don't really know what I anglican is like. They don't feel that they just the wallpaper of this country right ok, I guess I'd have a dirty, weird history and an. And it's complicated dude I mean you, I mean I want, been to rome. You go into every churches, just fuckin dead, wizards everywhere attire. After the same thing, if Dana smoking orbs like the robes and they had these pieces of saints and debt. You're gonna be talking of hopes where there you go to ITALY, it's like every church. You go and it's like. There's nine pope's buried in the wall. And how long is this been going on, for they do fucking they loved dietician, like it's all any which crap out.

And that's the same with the Jews were kind of which he to nowhere wit. We know as which, because I think the thing about you think about the religion near I'm an atheist euro, you and eight this year. You know the ablaze when you know yes right. had we ve? I think that religion is I'm fucking, weird religion, the religion votes when we talk about Jews, jude, we're judaism to say in a way way? Jude is why it's like it's kind of like justice of OECD. Being it's not really about. God is not really about off the life. That's the whole point of religion is off the life that rang it. That's the rack s, debate and switch. Is an afterthought. Everything's gonna be amazing when your dad exactly but eight, but we don't even have no jews data. Have I haven't? They don't have it. Why are we have? It was six hundred and fourteen mits bore things you meant.

Do thrive, airline round your lights, that you made to switch on or switch off. It's time you had a day or night candles. You meant law here things you're supposed to say right. It's o cd! Of course it is- and I like I I used to like actually do a bit about that any sort of ritual yeah you know, is your spirituality, like you know, if you go back and check the gas nine times and then count the steps and back back up like I mean that's a full day again. It does keep thing about working things like a religious. Do I think, overnight, but but you know, when I'm checking the gas, it's really just fear fire, where I think, when you're doing the thing around your arm, you did you know you fear of god. I guess it's similar does the same thing. You know he appeared as a fall One point, no ill house wash in a bush share. Why? That's it we're done, because I fear that if that were the

but I wish the thing I liked about. Jews, though, is like it seemed like they were. They were always in conversation like it doesn't seem like these. Other religions are are talking as much to god. I can see like most of the old jews are sort of like what Why, when am I supposed to do that now, No, that's right! The talmud is it's really a long long conversation in fact, someone there's a woman called dora hole and he's written a brilliant book called people, love dead, Jews, a round of applause for dollar one row great great book She ends up talking about how she so bad of anti semitism is out there that she just start reading the townward. and then she slowly up ends that by saying it's a bit like twitter quite a lot of anti semitism online. That's what it could he she says it's just like scrolls in schools is roles of people on. With the esa, except not about trans politics, yeah, but about whether or not you should like style.

the sucks to shop at six o'clock or six. What issue do I put on first yeah, which shoot I put on first, exactly what does hashemi say about whether David shoes or marked shoes are more point a sham? As you say, I could see the fail of set pail have settled, but yeah you read, you did that well part if you go offered, have you been offered the power of light of a game so yentl in anything no. I would do that yeah I would do would be to play actually normally, as I pulled out my book, it's normally some big fucking guy who can't stop yeah yeah. Normally a big york, I'm using these words. They just mean non jews in a slightly derogatory way. As we know, that's normally given to someone who isn't, but we you know yet, Yes, to leads remade fiddler is remade if it were not to old. It should come to us yet where a wicked pride

Thank you very much. We're we're going to be in fiddler yeah. That's what you just fought for. That's what ny applauded you do deserve to both be tab years. At the same time, the Tevye, a twins but like, but in years Look it's very interesting and I learned a lot about the book may vary provocative because at you eat your structured differently, the government structured differently here and in the conversations you know much different here about it, but the this sort of idea that it yo anti semitism is not acknowledged enough. The left, because there are more you know, sort of relevant isms today to the movement is. He is very interesting to me, and I dont know how we reconcile because it eventually well. What are we do? Well, firstly, how many people listen to this podcast, whereby alike

millions, millions right, eventual okay, so the book is called the book is called you don't count yet, as you haven't said, I'm fucking. Why am I doing this Yes, it's about the fact that, generally I perceive that semitism anti jewish identity and inclusion and representation is low in the mix. When I read the book in two thousand, twenty already felt lap and I feel it trusting moment. When can you do this thing? Why? Last week, yeah yeah suite is interesting thing, because there was quite a big reaction and I was in general on the internet. It felt to be lucky was called out whatever, but now is Keep saying that she hit. People are bothered now we're lucky. Just keep saying that the doubling down thing is part of the whole sort of magua manic trip right

gets partly because I saw him say: there's a very typical thing: with anti semitism, he was on a pot costly disease, just dumb im down, yeah, alright, and then he started talking again about Jews control, lists and out Jews control, black music and jews control whatever, and then he says you know, I respect the jewish people for tourists and he is a big problem which is notion, but jewish success, which is all he's parlay is basically jewish control, jewish basis, we hand over the world is somewhere like it's not offensive to say, because it means that we just complementing jews. No, you know because historically that at least a jewish houses, burned down death because the notion is no hay was celebrating jewish arab world and they are made they have made a while. The Jews well done big on their no it's fucking. They must have got it by,

forgotten means because they're, jewish and they've got secret societies or whatever right. Let's take that money back sure and like history shows that over and over again yeah. So I guess, what's the timeline on this or what We go now knows that we as a time you should roughly, as we sit fleas up with these people, they'll, take us in some of them will take us here. They'll light us attics it'll be ok, The timeline, if you're, not a timeline is but the basic point is that the right way the far right is getting louder and louder. You mentioned the thing about the Jews will not replace us. People even know what that is in the do. You know a case I love you, but I when I first saw all these fucking night right wing, mad america, people with torches jaunting the jew will not replace ass. I thought

so you know what I want to be. U thou be terrible. I felt like I know we're not going out for these people and if we did, who would want those jobs exactly who would want to buy? It turns out it our people, though, oh hello,. Was it really the right and the far right interesting? That decided was question and answer yeah well, one is worse than the other. Is it really? it is, a question that is or should I just keep going we what I was saying, I don't know the tone of him. Why don't you? I know the total price? Hey. I just don't know how far it's gonna get. No ok! Well, the great replacement theory which eyes, no, I think is well known in this country is maybe he's in america is dear is, which I didn't really understand, is not the Jews will be replacing sort of white christian people, but the jews are secretly masterminding

gracious multiculturalism it all. That's one d, mind the area and white right. It's part of communist socialists. Conspiracy, that's been put forth. soros colossus, yes, exactly the mythological creature that bigger than the planet earth, The IRA, George soros, has just the penis of the soros colossus. Yeah although I did hear the spire the queue and hunting. I don't know, I can't validated. Ok That is the sorrow that how many people took answers I liked it and I was always saying now by the source. Colossal sounds like a pro growth bent. That's what I think yeah? I guess my my concern is ultimately, and I panic about all that I dont know how much you actually panic about it, but start to realize in america that

because so many norms were disrupted in so many of them are in holding in terms of basic law and order that young attacks that happen seemingly isolated or spontaneous against Jews or or or any other religion. You are sort of part of a pattern that that will only get worse, like I fear in america that these things were keeping identified. Those not as is specifically, is hate crimes, as they should be just as these acts, random acts and- and I feel like it's sort of starting, I feel like law and order system is mildly breaking down. How is it here? Well, I if you've watched the news recently it britain, but things quite right here at the moment, just read before I came on to anyone see this in this new building. A belong fracturing right. The moment apparent. The tour

whips- that's no actual whips those people who get people to voter. What haven't you like force? People? Did you read this force people into the chamber, to actually vote caprice bulk, whose, like a calls play lord snooty guy, I looks like a haunted pencil. He was apparently like pushing. People in mediocrity, looks like you can actually stand up, but he was put under its timing is really going wrong. You know lee trusts. Who is so out of her death that you see her and you want to call the royal national lifeboat association like straight away. It's just I why you can't it's not clear. Why prime minister, Explained the really boring system, but she got there because basically, eighty Tori members mistook for Margaret thatcher, like he's back yeah exactly that's as far as I can make out, that's what they thought. She looks a bit la rhino through a whirlwind

yeah, it's all in trouble. But by what things out. The thing I was gonna say is that the far right are on the rise. They always have jews in their sights. It's always have a much they're attacking other minorities. Jews are always kind of really at the center of what they're too, You are even the people to go online white supremacist. You go on these massive, the arable sprays they leave manifesto, seventy pages of which are about forty six, always duff. It sees mythological ideas that you do somehow run the world's yet lily that is shed on right and left. That's the problem of yellow, right and left so that, when All right is on the rise. The left With Jews kind of keen to downplay of it as a example, I read dog does another with our homes as but went to, religious jews were killed in new jersey, a while back, like all. Kind of progressive press didn't we,

sport is a hate crime. They said, oh, oh yeah. Maybe there was quite a lot of gentrification in this area right and similarly, when eleven jews were killed in pittsburgh in this country, a woman called dame jenny told me you used to be a liberal democrat and picks out again on the left. She said it his terrible. But what about what's happening in Israel, blah blah blah, so always like Jews call be victims. Weird idea that, like the Jesus year How jewish was he we don't know it just right or he took the for the rest of us. They sure did. Finally, Jesus that guy right yeah, we, but he gets taken away quite alone. He thought his jewishness gets taken away. The I think we should get it back yeah. Maybe that's what we should be doing. Is it really?

celebrating the eleven lady, then you become a jew for Jesus and they- I. I look forward to be capsule by Jews, but Jesus regret It's a weird cult, those guys it is Why so that like like anyway, sorry now, I bother, which is what they know. Why bother we'd like your jus? Unlike the jeez, that's the whole thing, you'll ino, David we're confused yeah and They want to believe in something and its causing all the fucking problem. It just is innate desire to believe in. Something that implies some bigger order or gives your life some definition. I mean D, I it's totally fucking crazy. hmm and it's a problem when you are sort of an atheist person or a secular person- and you kind of you know you try to keep your brain as clean as possible

I view I didn't sound like you were trying to get your brain is clean as possible when you're picking glass of cocaine- oh no, that was clear. that was, I only got anything clear lack of scientology. You just get let brain going to add it to do so No, but I I just think, like you know it's either you live with the reality that we're in which I think you were trying to do, which is terrifying or you go in some other direction. With your belief system, which can be frightening or or completely ignorant, but I don't know. I am trying to say all that other then I dont know really. You know what to do. Do you? Other men just speak out, I don't even really do any speaking out in terms of like this has gone in point. I don't have an input by say. Why see

and so I saw it seemed to me the anti semitism and jewish identity and whatever was low in the mix of maybe the actual people. I kind of hang out where the people are a little thing like these are the likeminded people. These are the protective people. They seem to be less bothered about it. So I saw it and I wanted to talk about it, and then people say to me things like. Oh, so do you want jews to have the same kind of trigger will ever for offense? You want to alter, be. You know, like the they and I don't know, I'm just pointed out only wherever it goes, is where it goes. We just don't want to be killed. Yet we just want to be killed, like you know, I don't actually want to die. I don't either that's a sort of like that's a problem because even we're not killed. That will happen that, and I really are worrying on it. There I'd rather do that on my own die yeah as I used to have somebody else: oh yeah! No I'd rather do on my own, but I'd rather it didn't happen at all, and it's going to happen. Can we can we talk

yeah well, I wanted to get caps because we, oh, very similar in a lot of ways, and it is with that also Europe's s. We cats, I think it came to me later in life and it could. I have a little bit. I may I grew up with dogs but they're just to needy and idea. I resent them yeah. So I can see how that would, but what you said about what women and other things that were well back out, I am, will not allow that connection to be. No, I don't make it that it's about you to me yeah. What do I do? I find that if I, if I want to be the neediest thing in my house, okay but you are happy to supply the needs of cats cause. I like cats, because you have a feral like load. How many do you have I Y had several? There was a feral crew. They I rescued in queens without knowing what I was getting into right there with all these kittens in the back

my apartment when I lived in new york and they were already going through the garbage and feeding themselves. I had no idea that that means that, what's over you're not going to make a cute cat out of that, so I trapped for them in shoe boxes and I brought them up into my apartment in queens and it was a fuckin disaster. I mean, like one of them, went behind the fridge one of em yoke. I climbed up between the screen and a window. One of em got stuck on a glue trap had started, Been around at and it did, I couldn't now, the house, because they didn't know where they were, they destroyed the entire house. and it will, I had a similar situation because my I had three cats and then my dad died. I took it his cap that cat was the half sister of the other three cats. Mother was there and the two brothers right and she began seen the for ten years, and I thought I job cats provoked by still thought, they'll peace,

In the family, affection it'll, be like surprise, surprise or long lost families, yeah yeah. I missed that episode of long lost families where they all hiss at each other and then claude, each other and then hide under on the average. How long they're going for I still won't live to get really been there in my house, but they have to be in separate parts of the house. Otherwise they just go for ages and ages. What is it that I've done it? I've tub that so I've never told anyone this so zelda. Who is that cat? He sees so often the event I thought what, if I he said that will that might say but she just looked so like freaked out by all you did. I did work, no, no. She just looked freaked out and then immediately looked at the cat and he's to them. It was like I was training her yet there. I dont understand them, but I've had like their from that for in queens. I had two for sixteen years and I want just recently put it they. They went Then I have another one shop at my house: the black went bust.

Major showed up to eat out of the ball they put out for the faroes. I was feeling at the old house, and he was, and no he I we grab him gotten fixed up and he's a great care. Has kidney problems then, I'm still I'm sad to hear the kidney problems with yeah. Well, it's like. Let me tell you a story. I told my cat that I'm a wild cat named I'm very proud to live with frank skinner, one of my doublet partners and together, We came up with his neighbor cat, which was chairman me I'll, which I still is the best name for a cat ever I think that here too I am, and I don't have among oh it's all right here. I have a cat called monkey. Having survived ever. Do I have my eye. I call monkey by german me. I tell you, I was really proud of the name and I went with german me out muttered the vat we when he had. Actually she had kidney problems. He was, she was a. She gave a meal and I gave just to the receptionist. I told her so is the name of the cap. People leaving they, they wanna, hear stuff about ill cats. Fair enough

german, I say the name. The cat is chairman me and there are action is just right. Down on her computer? Meow like her surname right, which meant that when I went through to the actual vet and the vet got the name of the cat up on the computer, I could tell he was thinking water shit, an original name for a cat meow, because you're a comedian. Can you do better than that? And let me tell you a real thing happened with that guy, which is an amazing thing, so she did that thing which one of your feral cats do of. Going to other houses to eat and evaluate what wonder what amount ok, so these workers carolina used to live near me. She just basically chairman me out in sir right and then eventually she got a color for germany. Has she didn't have a color right, but she decided tat. She knew that it was my cat to put like not chairman me out on it, but David David, with my phone number right, my phone number for years I was conveyed,

one day my wife who get a phone call saying I'm afraid David's bit in road accidents a been back, so we just hit him with a shovel. As you see to get my god rages so anyway basis. obviously, but I thought you said about about taking the catch, the eye obviously, when I took monkey that have had to put its I've had like thirty well, I'm never actually had the pony yeah over the course of my life I probably bill, but all of them about the grace to die is that men I don't have to even pay for energy, find them or did the monkey know that the ones that the ones that died, things sometimes cat german. Did this chamber we're just gonna, go up the mountain like old. Anthony's people real mountains. Here, though I mean they got, the spiritual mountain other, they just go die in their nose. I some because they realize higher, but monkey I had to actually take the vat. Might

water will tell you she has never seen me cry so much or nothing like like when my mum died. I might that nothing like did you have them put down as well. I had them put down there. I did good It was the best way to do. It was deftly the best thing to do it I had to do. I did that with a monkey and his sister le fonder who died about sixty six months apart bait, It's a decision you make like I I I knew that I had to do it because you can just drop em off orphans yeah. I know where we're at that. You don't have to go and over though I know I went room now. I did that you, the idea we are going. There was one ready to extraordinary moment. Have you had this? So I take monkey and right and it's Sammy correctly observed? And you know I got him out the little box- he started purring, either way study, perry and then the vet said, would you like to be alone with him. For, like a couple of minutes and economy,

I fucking know I can't idle. If I did, I did, we hung out yeah, oh god, it was so awful, then weirdly after he was dead. I took it if was got away like a selfie, but I wanted to send it to my wife who wasn't there just to share in this moment. I went in there with both of them and you know in you just sort of you hold them right and and the doctor does it the two shots was institution yeah one put some the sweep and air than than another. One kills them. I can't I can't you. I want to believe that the right thing to do you know to be there with them, but yeah I'd doesn't feel great right now! No, but he's not for you. It's for the cap in that country it is actually. I do obviously would like to bring. The monkey was comforted in some way. Sure I mean I think they trust you yeah me personally,

one of the greatest threats to figure. This is, Okay, he's here yeah, but that's not the problem, that's part of the profile yeah. They trust you. He started purring because he thought yeah. I can see good ol d c at all as it happened but yeah my owner is here. It must be okay and that's part of what makes you think it's the best thing to do. I know I know it's. The fucking monkey was like losing weight. I had to give him all kinds of medicine. It was hard to give him the medicine. He wasn't happy. Buster, the young one was beaten up on him is a fucking nightmare. Okay, but over the course of time I had a while its outside. They like one of them. That was even my cat. Do I just came to my house today. What did you did? You administer an injection or he just sat there? No, I at my old house the receipt thought it was the mountain yeah. I thought it was. The cat was the cat mount. I had all these cats that used to hang around the old house. I didn't know if they belonged to people where they were while there was a deaf black cat,

They used to hang around my house and how it lived outside. It could not hear, could not hear lived for over a decade before the coyotes It was like an amazing, mythological creature, and then there are all these cats have hung around. One of them got sick and resolve. He got his. It was disgusting, but I dunno if he was anyone's cat, I took him to the vet Adam killed. So then there were oh shit. Yet have Is it written off? oh, my god, it's in there. Then the one that came to dine at my house? I remember him hanging around once or twice, but I did, but I didn't. see him like seven years, where you, out if you live in a cartoon where I live in kind of like a hilly area in morocco, as there is a lot of wild cats- and there is a lot of coyotes in there- if the water animals around, but this guy came back when I saw him come back, he looked terrible and I'm like, oh my god, it's been like seven years, odysseus what it is crucial,

you almost got under my outages drop dead right near the site. Whether I felt ok, listen, maybe that it's you bury him no, but you just left him there. No, it put him in a bag were bidden liner, like a garbage back yeah. Fair enough, I didn't know him. I wasn't. It was evil cat Can you put a car in the recycling or where does not go the regular garbage fear? What for me like the unknown cat grave on my property rights headstone there unknown soldier? They came up injured. We need to do a q and nature of the problem. People left I was then what times

had enough. It's up to you and your show my bike. We're just gonna cut it while the whole thing now. We have a question if you like. Do we want the whole might thing I can just repeat him: does anyone have one. Anyone have a question raise your hand? I've got my garage, I didn't make him. He was the the president and yes, I made him. Am I get that men do my garage. I'm still in egg. An actual garages is different than the garage I moved. And one of the reasons I bought the house and I'm in aside from its slightly bigger house, I didn't Wanna die in that eight hundred square foot day has quivered box that I had. the old roger, is great, but, The one thousand is also gradually system nicer garage, sir. I moved, because

so I moved because things happened in that house. it made a little money. I saved a little money in that house was falling apart and the idea of rebuilding that house me so much anxiety I realize like. Why am I saving money? I'm not married? I have no children one by a new house, So even though obama came to that garage, it was not enough to keep me at their house and You feel like you, a bit defensive about carriage was a carriage and by the way you I think was the way she put it well, I was wondering if it was put in that way like why the fact that marriage- I love dietaries guy, like apelike carriage, no, no, no, I I it was it was it was practical and yet obama was there and boomer. That was that we think about that cat fuckin boomer, like when I got where my second wife I thought like well. Maybe I just need to downsize move, do an apartment by had that cat who lived outside and where I can't move, because

boomer lives outside, and am I going to do now? I was a real thought. I worry about my cats every fuckin night, it's ridiculous! I've. Three now buster charles and an end, and it also amis Sammy, someone told you. Your cat was although I am- and I been kind of the little heart on sammy because we have buster whose, like this black cat is, is like intense and so kit. My girlfriend talk me into getting your girlfriend is called kit. Yes, that's confusing. She worked at. She worked at the animal humane trying to talk me into an actual katla, no okay, but she has three two now, oh she so so she

fuck me into getting Sammy. Who was a tiny little kitten, and then you know you never know how they're going to turn out he's kind of a sua go. You know so so buster just kept beating up on Sammy. It was terrible it like any yeah. I think it was almost like, like I think Sammy could have been a different cat, hadn't buster like it. He made him a submissive yeah and Indeed, I think he's like confused about it. Ok, but I also wish once the submissive and then there's one has not really dominant dominate areas is always just there all men, ok, There are already like what you call that what they may dominatrix just a dumb. Man. I look like I don't know where they com. What went out. Pussy somewhat It's me I mean alpha plus edison, albeit a mine. No. I just feel like you know, Sammy anyway does matter. So now we got charlie, a third one, a new kitten. Now three and I'm in charge seem to be binding in sammy, seems to be getting a little bit of his old spunk back

yet spunk mean something else here. old issue. I do yeah, three? Others have another question. Yes, ok, That's a bit of every one question for me, so you under the old folks cummings, if Opel's coming home the concept of opel's coming home, all that stuff just take it, applause. Bring eu aid, but also interested in sport, as you said, actually. Well, I will tell you one thing about it. I will tell you whether or not footballs coming I might have fuck. You know as ever, bow wow, think I can tell you in case, you don't know, is that the song, if I can announce baby on they, showed up at a time when the discussion on the euro,

we wrote vocals, rewrote Mary lions, but was having. We that's gone to number one for time. Why, in this country, is a new version of it happening this christmas at christmas version over? Yes, that actually have big to Jews, media brody and the catholic francs gonna do christmas football song. What about that but one of the things about that is old. About three lions go number one number times is: I have a terrible voice everyone in this odious knows icon actually saying, and what, if came out. I got insulted about in a way that I think is the most extraordinary I'm sort of proud. It's so insulting Q magazine the time was like a big music magazine, its over the in the each? I reviewed it. Three lions will be thought of as better than it was in the future, You said folk memory We have raised the memory of David, but deal singing just. Does it

actively as it is a raise. The memory of corpse robbers during the plates. I didn't even fucking know there were corpse robbers during the blitz, but I was proud to be insulted on such a scale. Great reference yeah, it's a reference. Historical has got yeah, that's the thing. It's the it's the thing three lions football's coming up and I am very proud of it. You should let me it sounds like a big thing. Yeah Yeah I'll send you the links Thank you very much, David. The deal. What a pleasure great! Thank you, the there you go, live on the from the bloomsbury theatre, David Baddiel, again, jews, don't count is a delobel. Wherever you get books, please folks,

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